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"Cue all the rather bushy men offering to make your dream come true..." My husband volunteers as tribute | |||
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"Cue all the rather bushy men offering to make your dream come true..." I even think they would risk the bad blowjob  | |||
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"Cue all the rather bushy men offering to make your dream come true..." I'd rather not, it was a little soul destroying. | |||
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"Cue all the rather bushy men offering to make your dream come true... I'd rather not, it was a little soul destroying. " It is soul destroying when you get a bad blowjob. Try harder next time OP  | |||
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"Coyote, I am sure Freud would have plenty to say about your dream, but applying Fab logic it was obviously the blokes fault for having pubes. " Is Freud on here? | |||
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"Cue all the rather bushy men offering to make your dream come true... I'd rather not, it was a little soul destroying. It is soul destroying when you get a bad blowjob. Try harder next time OP "The worrying thing is I can actually remember it and it's what I would normally do. This does not bode well. | |||
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"This is why I don’t sleep. " I don't normally have sex dreams! I can probably count on one hand the ones I've had in my entire life. And I get shit reviews. | |||
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"Cue all the rather bushy men offering to make your dream come true... I'd rather not, it was a little soul destroying. It is soul destroying when you get a bad blowjob. Try harder next time OP
The worrying thing is I can actually remember it and it's what I would normally do. This does not bode well."Oh dear 
Have you considered taking up knitting? | |||
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"This is why I don’t sleep. I don't normally have sex dreams! I can probably count on one hand the ones I've had in my entire life. And I get shit reviews. " That’s typical
Dreams are many things, but they’re not away of seeing the future, don’t worry | |||
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"This is why I don’t sleep. I don't normally have sex dreams! I can probably count on one hand the ones I've had in my entire life. And I get shit reviews. " Would you like to have more sexy dreams? I dream sexy, quite often, and I do Lisa some fantasies that I’d like to come, true one day, because I always feel that it was half a memory. As real as I feel at the time, and when I wake up, I’m left with that craving that it wasn’t actually happening. *cries. Are you telling me they give you a shit review in your dream to? | |||
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"Cue all the rather bushy men offering to make your dream come true... I'd rather not, it was a little soul destroying. It is soul destroying when you get a bad blowjob. Try harder next time OP
The worrying thing is I can actually remember it and it's what I would normally do. This does not bode well.
Oh dear
Have you considered taking up knitting?"I failed at that too! | |||
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"Cue all the rather bushy men offering to make your dream come true... I even think they would risk the bad blowjob "Yep. And still tell Miss Coyote she's the best blowjob giver ever to have existed. I do hope sex dreams do become a reality though, sorry OP. Last night I had a very clear, very rare sex dream and I'd like to think that's my quim manifesting it. | |||
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"Hmmmmmmmm this is not a sex dream Coyote.... sos but thems the facts" An oral sex dream? I'll admit no sex occured, he wasn't impressed with the blow job so I think actual sex was off the table. And I vaguely remember him walking me out the door. | |||
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"Is a blowjob ever a bad blowjob. There are fantastic mind blowing blowjobs for sure but even a bad blowjob is still a blowjob ?" Yes bad blowjobs are bad, can confirm. | |||
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"Hmmmmmmmm this is not a sex dream Coyote.... sos but thems the facts An oral sex dream? I'll admit no sex occured, he wasn't impressed with the blow job so I think actual sex was off the table. And I vaguely remember him walking me out the door. " Noooooo Oral Sex IS sex but the meanings behind the dream are not of a sexual nature... | |||
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"Cue all the rather bushy men offering to make your dream come true... I even think they would risk the bad blowjob
Yep. And still tell Miss Coyote she's the best blowjob giver ever to have existed.
I do hope sex dreams do become a reality though, sorry OP. Last night I had a very clear, very rare sex dream and I'd like to think that's my quim manifesting it."Wait, are you telling me men lie!?! | |||
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"Hmmmmmmmm this is not a sex dream Coyote.... sos but thems the facts An oral sex dream? I'll admit no sex occured, he wasn't impressed with the blow job so I think actual sex was off the table. And I vaguely remember him walking me out the door. " After saying that to you, it’s good that no further sex occurred. Your dream-state you has some class | |||
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"Hmmmmmmmm this is not a sex dream Coyote.... sos but thems the facts An oral sex dream? I'll admit no sex occured, he wasn't impressed with the blow job so I think actual sex was off the table. And I vaguely remember him walking me out the door. Noooooo Oral Sex IS sex but the meanings behind the dream are not of a sexual nature... " Oral sex is sex? Man I need to up my body count. I don't think I want to know the meaning behind it. | |||
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"Hmmmmmmmm this is not a sex dream Coyote.... sos but thems the facts An oral sex dream? I'll admit no sex occured, he wasn't impressed with the blow job so I think actual sex was off the table. And I vaguely remember him walking me out the door. Noooooo Oral Sex IS sex but the meanings behind the dream are not of a sexual nature... Oral sex is sex? Man I need to up my body count. I don't think I want to know the meaning behind it. " Well , I've just found a forum question for the day. I don't blame you for not wanting to know  Freud was a misogynist fucker in any case | |||
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"Cue all the rather bushy men offering to make your dream come true... I even think they would risk the bad blowjob
Yep. And still tell Miss Coyote she's the best blowjob giver ever to have existed.
I do hope sex dreams do become a reality though, sorry OP. Last night I had a very clear, very rare sex dream and I'd like to think that's my quim manifesting it.
Wait, are you telling me men lie!?!"No, of course not. Sorry men, that was really unfair of me. | |||
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"Oh, Coyote. Clearly it was all his fault for not being polite enough to trim. I really hope my dreams never come true, otherwise I can expect to be bedding Jacob Rees-Mogg at some point in the future "Did he wear a hat in your dream? J | |||
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"Oh, Coyote. Clearly it was all his fault for not being polite enough to trim. I really hope my dreams never come true, otherwise I can expect to be bedding Jacob Rees-Mogg at some point in the future
Did he wear a hat in your dream?
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"Oh, Coyote. Clearly it was all his fault for not being polite enough to trim. I really hope my dreams never come true, otherwise I can expect to be bedding Jacob Rees-Mogg at some point in the future
Did he wear a hat in your dream?
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An extra tall one"But he'd probably use the sexy sex language you love so much.... | |||
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"I met a guy from here, proceeded to give him a blow job, I mean there was barely even a hello. He had a rather bushy pubic region but this didn't seem to put me off, then afterwards, he declared the words which are now imprinted on my brain... "Well that wasn't very good was it" Is this a sign of things to come? Ever had dreams that came true? I have which is even more worrying. I need a new technique... " try me and see if he was telling the truth | |||
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"This is why I don’t sleep. I don't normally have sex dreams! I can probably count on one hand the ones I've had in my entire life. And I get shit reviews. " I'm the same with sex dreams, I never really have them (that I remember) apart from one ultra vivid one where I stayed back late finishing some work and a manager stayed with me, then she went to the loo and came back in a tight red dress and sexy lingerie underneath, and proceeded to sit on my desk and seduce (teasing her dress up revealing stocking tops etc) me while I tried to finish work. Shes 10 years or so older than me and I never thought of her that way, so no idea where it came from! But God I could barely talk to her after that! If it helps settle your nerves that never came true so you may still be ok | |||
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"I met a guy from here, proceeded to give him a blow job, I mean there was barely even a hello. He had a rather bushy pubic region but this didn't seem to put me off, then afterwards, he declared the words which are now imprinted on my brain... "Well that wasn't very good was it" Is this a sign of things to come? Ever had dreams that came true? I have which is even more worrying. I need a new technique... try me and see if he was telling the truth" I usually fall asleep about 11 so I'll see you about an hour after that? | |||
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"I had a dream where a cute lady gave me a blow job with barely a hello first, I was so mortified by how bushy it was I couldn't enjoy it and afterwards when trying to apologise, empathise and show my appreciation all i came out with was an awkward, "well that wasn't very good, was it" Absolutely no coming back from that mix up " Well played sir.  | |||
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"I met a guy from here, proceeded to give him a blow job, I mean there was barely even a hello. He had a rather bushy pubic region but this didn't seem to put me off, then afterwards, he declared the words which are now imprinted on my brain... "Well that wasn't very good was it" Is this a sign of things to come? Ever had dreams that came true? I have which is even more worrying. I need a new technique... " Hmmmm… Difficult to say without recreating the scenario. When you say after, did he cum? x | |||
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"I met a guy from here, proceeded to give him a blow job, I mean there was barely even a hello. He had a rather bushy pubic region but this didn't seem to put me off, then afterwards, he declared the words which are now imprinted on my brain... "Well that wasn't very good was it" Is this a sign of things to come? Ever had dreams that came true? I have which is even more worrying. I need a new technique... Hmmmm… Difficult to say without recreating the scenario. When you say after, did he cum? x" No  | |||
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"I had a dream where a cute lady gave me a blow job with barely a hello first, I was so mortified by how bushy it was I couldn't enjoy it and afterwards when trying to apologise, empathise and show my appreciation all i came out with was an awkward, "well that wasn't very good, was it" Absolutely no coming back from that mix up " Ah see. Wasn't the same dream. You lost me at cute... | |||
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"I met a guy from here, proceeded to give him a blow job, I mean there was barely even a hello. He had a rather bushy pubic region but this didn't seem to put me off, then afterwards, he declared the words which are now imprinted on my brain... "Well that wasn't very good was it" Is this a sign of things to come? Ever had dreams that came true? I have which is even more worrying. I need a new technique... " I love you more each post. Maybe you could book an appointment with my secretary so we can discuss your dreams further.  | |||
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"I met a guy from here, proceeded to give him a blow job, I mean there was barely even a hello. He had a rather bushy pubic region but this didn't seem to put me off, then afterwards, he declared the words which are now imprinted on my brain... "Well that wasn't very good was it" Is this a sign of things to come? Ever had dreams that came true? I have which is even more worrying. I need a new technique... I love you more each post. Maybe you could book an appointment with my secretary so we can discuss your dreams further. "How do we get to engagement level? Saliva overloaded kisses? Staring blankly at the wall during intercourse? Buy a hat folks! | |||
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"I met a guy from here, proceeded to give him a blow job, I mean there was barely even a hello. He had a rather bushy pubic region but this didn't seem to put me off, then afterwards, he declared the words which are now imprinted on my brain... "Well that wasn't very good was it" Is this a sign of things to come? Ever had dreams that came true? I have which is even more worrying. I need a new technique... try me and see if he was telling the truth I usually fall asleep about 11 so I'll see you about an hour after that?" In your dreams | |||
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"I met a guy from here, proceeded to give him a blow job, I mean there was barely even a hello. He had a rather bushy pubic region but this didn't seem to put me off, then afterwards, he declared the words which are now imprinted on my brain... "Well that wasn't very good was it" Is this a sign of things to come? Ever had dreams that came true? I have which is even more worrying. I need a new technique... " Did you enjoy the blowjob giving it in dream. If so don’t worry there is always more cock to suck. | |||
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" I need a new technique... I love you more each post. Maybe you could book an appointment with my secretary so we can discuss your dreams further.
How do we get to engagement level? Saliva overloaded kisses? Staring blankly at the wall during intercourse?
Buy a hat folks!
"I have left the country, no forwarding address, scorched earth policy, profile erased, social media deleted... | |||
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" I need a new technique... I love you more each post. Maybe you could book an appointment with my secretary so we can discuss your dreams further.
How do we get to engagement level? Saliva overloaded kisses? Staring blankly at the wall during intercourse?
Buy a hat folks!
I have left the country, no forwarding address, scorched earth policy, profile erased, social media deleted..."You can run but you can't hide | |||
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"I met a guy from here, proceeded to give him a blow job, I mean there was barely even a hello. He had a rather bushy pubic region but this didn't seem to put me off, then afterwards, he declared the words which are now imprinted on my brain... "Well that wasn't very good was it" Is this a sign of things to come? Ever had dreams that came true? I have which is even more worrying. I need a new technique... Hmmmm… Difficult to say without recreating the scenario. When you say after, did he cum? x No "Mmmm… does sound potentially serious. Then again he could be a serial masturbater, slapping his salami around night and day like a fanatic with a grip like starlin and has no feeling left. All I can offer, like so many guys on here is assistance with proving you still got x | |||
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"Too much teeth, can do better" Have you seen my teeth! They ain't going anywhere. | |||
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"I mean, immediately it’s his fault, the bush got in the way of what would have otherwise been a great blowjob. Dream guy sounds shit. " Dream guy is bearded with tattoos. Sad times. | |||
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"I met a guy from here, proceeded to give him a blow job, I mean there was barely even a hello. He had a rather bushy pubic region but this didn't seem to put me off, then afterwards, he declared the words which are now imprinted on my brain... "Well that wasn't very good was it" Is this a sign of things to come? Ever had dreams that came true? I have which is even more worrying. I need a new technique... Hmmmm… Difficult to say without recreating the scenario. When you say after, did he cum? x No "Never judge a book by its pubes, but if the 1st chapter is shit and not giving you pleasure then judge the fuck out of him, he doesn’t deserve to be finished. Think you need a new dream man OP that’s not just a dick…… | |||
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"Cheese before bedtime! I bet he had cheddar " Cheesestring | |||
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"I call bullshit! It's summer (almost!) and you are thinking/dreaming about any kind of sexual interaction with a man? Nah! " It's was a more a nightmare to be fair. So it kinda fits. | |||
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