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"Nice weather we are having isnt it? " Standard! 
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"Nice weather we are having isnt it? Standard!
Miss S x"It’s terrible isn’t it though?, I’m quite nervous meeting somebody for the first time. So I just wing it. I never have anything planned to say. | |||
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"Would you like to see my train set "Hell yes! | |||
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"I have a questionnaire I ask them to fill out. It having a pen is an immediate pass, using a pencil makes me question their integrity. Not being able to write at all makes me think they spend their time in the virus forum. " Sounds handy, how else will we know they are right for us? I'll pass you my email over to send me that 
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"What are your go to when on a social for the first time with someone?
Miss S x"Nerves and ADHD kick in for me. I either spend my time focusing on not monologuing, which leaves me very silent, or I go off on a tangent about all manner of weird and wonderful things. Just go with what feels natural and comfortable at the time. Be yourself and they’re bound to connect. | |||
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"I normally ask if I’m allowed to motorboat them "I mean. It's a question to be asked, what about if it's a man, or we talking mororboating his ballsack?
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"I normally ask if I’m allowed to motorboat them
I mean. It's a question to be asked, what about if it's a man, or we talking mororboating his ballsack?
Miss S x"I’m up for that | |||
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"Nice weather we are having isnt it? Standard!
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It’s terrible isn’t it though?, I’m quite nervous meeting somebody for the first time. So I just wing it. I never have anything planned to say. "I always find myself feeling this way when it's been a while and with it being our first lady too 
I'll be fine when I'm there it's just the overthinking kicking in, I'll soon be talking their head off
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"Usually go straight in with the fab horror / hilarious stories - usually relaxes us as everyone has at least one tale to tell! " This is a must in our conversations too
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"I usually just say "hi, you look just like your Fab photos.' And then go and find the person I'm actually meant to be meeting. After applying an ice pack......" | |||
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"I normally ask if I’m allowed to motorboat them
I mean. It's a question to be asked, what about if it's a man, or we talking mororboating his ballsack?
Miss S x
I’m up for that "I mean boobs are more preferable
Ah let's give it a go fuck it
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"Usually go straight in with the fab horror / hilarious stories - usually relaxes us as everyone has at least one tale to tell! " Exactly the same here. I have some horrendous ones which usually gets them laughing l, whilst at the same time makes me look like a complete man whore. Breaks the ice well I find, and means no matter what they say, ain't gonna be any worse! | |||
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"I usually try to remember things they’ve talked about over messages that they can maybe elaborate on in person. Either that or I just waffle shite and don’t stop out of fear there will be that dreaded awkward silence "I DREAD that too so keep waffling on
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"What are your go to when on a social for the first time with someone?
Miss S x"I ask them what their favourite cheese is, obviously. Priorities first!  | |||
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"Usually go straight in with the fab horror / hilarious stories - usually relaxes us as everyone has at least one tale to tell! Exactly the same here. I have some horrendous ones which usually gets them laughing l, whilst at the same time makes me look like a complete man whore. Breaks the ice well I find, and means no matter what they say, ain't gonna be any worse!" Fair play!
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"I normally ask if I’m allowed to motorboat them
I mean. It's a question to be asked, what about if it's a man, or we talking mororboating his ballsack?
Miss S x
I’m up for that
I mean boobs are more preferable
Ah let's give it a go fuck it
Miss S x"So you won’t mind when I motorboat you then OP? It’s my speciality  | |||
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"Nice weather we are having isnt it? Standard!
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It’s terrible isn’t it though?, I’m quite nervous meeting somebody for the first time. So I just wing it. I never have anything planned to say.
I always find myself feeling this way when it's been a while and with it being our first lady too
I'll be fine when I'm there it's just the overthinking kicking in, I'll soon be talking their head off
Miss S x"Nerves are a sign of excitement, that’s a positive. You’ll be fine, like you say, once you start sometimes you don’t stop. It great when it just feels natural. | |||
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"I normally ask if I’m allowed to motorboat them
I mean. It's a question to be asked, what about if it's a man, or we talking mororboating his ballsack?
Miss S x
I’m up for that
I mean boobs are more preferable
Ah let's give it a go fuck it
Miss S x
So you won’t mind when I motorboat you then OP? It’s my speciality "Absolutely not... If it's your speciality, who could possibly say no
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"Nice weather we are having isnt it? Standard!
Miss S x
It’s terrible isn’t it though?, I’m quite nervous meeting somebody for the first time. So I just wing it. I never have anything planned to say.
I always find myself feeling this way when it's been a while and with it being our first lady too
I'll be fine when I'm there it's just the overthinking kicking in, I'll soon be talking their head off
Miss S x
Nerves are a sign of excitement, that’s a positive.
You’ll be fine, like you say, once you start sometimes you don’t stop.
It great when it just feels natural. "For sure! And it really does
Just have to keep telling yourself that don't you
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"… what about if it's a man, or we talking mororboating his ballsack?" From anyone else this conversation would raise an eyebrow, but both you and Littlebird are about the right height for that. So crack on. | |||
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"I like to ask what their preferred method of body disposal is. They don't really stick around for a second question though..." Hahaha sounds like conversations I have with my friends on a crowded train, we've decided consumption is the best way, and we've got a few recipes, people around us do a lot of tutting and move away | |||
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"… what about if it's a man, or we talking mororboating his ballsack? From anyone else this conversation would raise an eyebrow, but both you and Littlebird are about the right height for that. So crack on. "We’re motorboat aficionados | |||
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"What are your go to when on a social for the first time with someone?
Miss S x"I used to say, all I need is an introduction and I'm up & flying, took me a while to figure out that I could actually do that myself. So I usually open with a "Hi, my name is William and I'm from Dublin" Not gunna lie, the accent does most of the work | |||
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"What do you think about cheese? Apart from that very important deciding question by the time I get to a social with someone I've probably been talking to them for some time and we'll talk about a myriad of things. I try and not talk about a) Hamilton b) vampires and c) World of Warcraft because I do like having sex." The last bit made me chuckle
You can talk about whatever you want to talk about with me
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"… what about if it's a man, or we talking mororboating his ballsack? From anyone else this conversation would raise an eyebrow, but both you and Littlebird are about the right height for that. So crack on. " | |||
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"I like to ask what their preferred method of body disposal is. They don't really stick around for a second question though..." Is it alluring or worrying when they do? | |||
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"Do you come here often? " that a bit of a bum note | |||
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""Do you think we're seeing such cognitive dissonance both sides of The Pond because we are at the end of the Age of Enlightenment, and the binary dialectical approach cannot reconcile with a more deconstructive dialetheic approach, itself utilising paradox and fractal leaps? In effect, the thesis is now 500 years old, the antithesis is fracturing it, yet it must fully rupture, no doubt with highly unpleasant consequences, before the synthesis can announce its arrival?"" yea but does my bum look big in this | |||
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""Do you think we're seeing such cognitive dissonance both sides of The Pond because we are at the end of the Age of Enlightenment, and the binary dialectical approach cannot reconcile with a more deconstructive dialetheic approach, itself utilising paradox and fractal leaps? In effect, the thesis is now 500 years old, the antithesis is fracturing it, yet it must fully rupture, no doubt with highly unpleasant consequences, before the synthesis can announce its arrival?"" Of course and can iften resolve the conflict if thesus and antithesis in Hegelian dialectic  | |||
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""Do you think we're seeing such cognitive dissonance both sides of The Pond because we are at the end of the Age of Enlightenment, and the binary dialectical approach cannot reconcile with a more deconstructive dialetheic approach, itself utilising paradox and fractal leaps? In effect, the thesis is now 500 years old, the antithesis is fracturing it, yet it must fully rupture, no doubt with highly unpleasant consequences, before the synthesis can announce its arrival?" yea but does my bum look big in this "Maybe yes, maybe no. Maybe it's unknowable, or perhaps it's not unknowable xxxx | |||
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""Do you think we're seeing such cognitive dissonance both sides of The Pond because we are at the end of the Age of Enlightenment, and the binary dialectical approach cannot reconcile with a more deconstructive dialetheic approach, itself utilising paradox and fractal leaps? In effect, the thesis is now 500 years old, the antithesis is fracturing it, yet it must fully rupture, no doubt with highly unpleasant consequences, before the synthesis can announce its arrival?" Of course and can iften resolve the conflict if thesus and antithesis in Hegelian dialectic "Nicely done BumBums xxxx | |||
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""Do you think we're seeing such cognitive dissonance both sides of The Pond because we are at the end of the Age of Enlightenment, and the binary dialectical approach cannot reconcile with a more deconstructive dialetheic approach, itself utilising paradox and fractal leaps? In effect, the thesis is now 500 years old, the antithesis is fracturing it, yet it must fully rupture, no doubt with highly unpleasant consequences, before the synthesis can announce its arrival?" Of course and can iften resolve the conflict if thesus and antithesis in Hegelian dialectic
Nicely done BumBums xxxx"The gray matter is fine but the blooming typing is attrocious x | |||
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 ; and numerous requests on how i am and how are my boobies today: oh and how the M25 is full of lorries.
face to face often follows on from some bizzare conversation that happened on line so yep i can talk about anything | |||
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"I like to ask what their preferred method of body disposal is. They don't really stick around for a second question though..." Pigs I think. J | |||
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"I like to ask what their preferred method of body disposal is. They don't really stick around for a second question though... Pigs I think. J" You're always gonna have problems lifting a body in one piece. Apparently the best thing to do is cut up a corpse into six pieces and pile it all together. And when you got your six pieces, you gotta get rid of them, because it's no good leaving it in the deep freeze for your mum to discover, now is it? Then I hear the best thing to do is feed them to pigs. You got to starve the pigs for a few days, then the sight of a chopped-up body will look like curry to a pisshead. You gotta shave the heads of your victims, and pull the teeth out for the sake of the piggies' digestion. You could do this afterwards, of course, but you don't want to go sievin' through pig shit, now do you? They will go through bone like butter. You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression, "as greedy as a pig". | |||
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"I like to ask what their preferred method of body disposal is. They don't really stick around for a second question though... Pigs I think. J You're always gonna have problems lifting a body in one piece. Apparently the best thing to do is cut up a corpse into six pieces and pile it all together. And when you got your six pieces, you gotta get rid of them, because it's no good leaving it in the deep freeze for your mum to discover, now is it? Then I hear the best thing to do is feed them to pigs. You got to starve the pigs for a few days, then the sight of a chopped-up body will look like curry to a pisshead. You gotta shave the heads of your victims, and pull the teeth out for the sake of the piggies' digestion. You could do this afterwards, of course, but you don't want to go sievin' through pig shit, now do you? They will go through bone like butter. You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression, "as greedy as a pig"." 
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