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By *bi Haive OP   Man
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39 weeks ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

Thanks for the laughs this morning IKEA.

An ad for their 'Värdefull Meat Hammer' just popped up on my Facey.

Their marketing team couldn't have tried any harder to make it look more like a butt plug if they tried.

Well played IKEA, well played.

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By *corpioboyMan
39 weeks ago

Glasgow


"Thanks for the laughs this morning IKEA.

An ad for their 'Värdefull Meat Hammer' just popped up on my Facey.

Their marketing team couldn't have tried any harder to make it look more like a butt plug if they tried.

Well played IKEA, well played. "

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By *uckurcumMan
39 weeks ago

Bishop Auckland

Best all get there quickly before they sell out !

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By *bi Haive OP   Man
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39 weeks ago

Cheeseville, Somerset


"Best all get there quickly before they sell out !"

And only a fiver!

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
39 weeks ago

Central

A guy's instructed me that his meat hammer will fully satisfy me . Has he just spent a fiver, trying to get a cheap shag?

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By *bi Haive OP   Man
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39 weeks ago

Cheeseville, Somerset


"A guy's instructed me that his meat hammer will fully satisfy me . Has he just spent a fiver, trying to get a cheap shag?"

Is he Swedish?

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By *ansoffateMan
39 weeks ago

Sagittarius A

What's that saying?

If all you use is a hammer, everything starts looking like a nail.

I want some Daim cake now, I'm going by IKEA too. And I need a coat hanger.

Some S tier marketing going on there IKEA!

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By *ittlebirdWoman
39 weeks ago

The Big Smoke

Now I’m playing If I had a hammer in my head

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By *bi Haive OP   Man
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39 weeks ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

I'm gonna have to go buy one just for shits and giggles and photo ops.....

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By *onameyet2Man
39 weeks ago

chorley

There are some serious drugs going round at the IKEA advertising agency

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By *nnCeeWoman
39 weeks ago

East of Eden, West of Hell

I want meatballs!!

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By *bi Haive OP   Man
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39 weeks ago

Cheeseville, Somerset


"I want meatballs!!"

You could squash them with your meat hammer......

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By (user no longer on site)
39 weeks ago

Bonding with someone while building flat pack stuff can be so grate

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By *offiaCoolWoman
39 weeks ago

Kidsgrove


"Bonding with someone while building flat pack stuff can be so grate "

I love flat packs. Lay everything out and place in matching groups, instructions, pencil, screwdriver.....can't do hinges to save my life though.

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By (user no longer on site)
39 weeks ago


"Bonding with someone while building flat pack stuff can be so grate

I love flat packs. Lay everything out and place in matching groups, instructions, pencil, screwdriver.....can't do hinges to save my life though."

Yip can be such fun to share with someone

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By *nnCeeWoman
39 weeks ago

East of Eden, West of Hell


"I want meatballs!!

You could squash them with your meat hammer......"

Two birds, one stone...

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By *offiaCoolWoman
39 weeks ago

Kidsgrove


"Bonding with someone while building flat pack stuff can be so grate

I love flat packs. Lay everything out and place in matching groups, instructions, pencil, screwdriver.....can't do hinges to save my life though.

Yip can be such fun to share with someone "

I need help sometimes if it is a large object like wardrobes, someone to hold two large pieces upright while I connect them. The hinges I need someone to do them for me, I can't even participate in hinges

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By (user no longer on site)
39 weeks ago


"Bonding with someone while building flat pack stuff can be so grate

I love flat packs. Lay everything out and place in matching groups, instructions, pencil, screwdriver.....can't do hinges to save my life though.

Yip can be such fun to share with someone

I need help sometimes if it is a large object like wardrobes, someone to hold two large pieces upright while I connect them. The hinges I need someone to do them for me, I can't even participate in hinges "

Awww hugs well anytime you do just asked and I be more than glad to help

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