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"In my youth(ancient times) I applied delay spray to the tip of my penis as I wanted to impress this new girl I had met. I didn’t think it through and her tongue went numb which caused drooling and the tongue to lol around. She wasn’t impressed " So…did it have any effect on her gag-reflex?!  | |||
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"Ones fell flat on my ass / twisted my ankle in stupid size heels trying to act all sexy and wiggling around as a guy sat on the couch before play had even started Guy left without getting any as I thought I had broke my ankle put a ice pack on it He did say he come back another time But never did see him again Ither I got blocked or he left fab " He didn’t deserve any fun anyway, if he wasn’t going to give first aid/sympathy! | |||
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"Ones fell flat on my ass / twisted my ankle in stupid size heels trying to act all sexy and wiggling around as a guy sat on the couch before play had even started Guy left without getting any as I thought I had broke my ankle put a ice pack on it He did say he come back another time But never did see him again Ither I got blocked or he left fab He didn’t deserve any fun anyway, if he wasn’t going to give first aid/sympathy!" Ooo no it was me that asked him to leave he was sticking around but it just totally put me off the moment He didn’t get up and leave it was more off a fall Ouch that hurt take these stupid things off ooo god look at that swelling hop to the kitchen grab frozen peas from the freezer and slap them on my ankle Sat for about 5 minutes and I was like emm yip this isn’t happening best you just go  | |||
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"Ones fell flat on my ass / twisted my ankle in stupid size heels trying to act all sexy and wiggling around as a guy sat on the couch before play had even started Guy left without getting any as I thought I had broke my ankle put a ice pack on it He did say he come back another time But never did see him again Ither I got blocked or he left fab He didn’t deserve any fun anyway, if he wasn’t going to give first aid/sympathy! Ooo no it was me that asked him to leave he was sticking around but it just totally put me off the moment He didn’t get up and leave it was more off a fall Ouch that hurt take these stupid things off ooo god look at that swelling hop to the kitchen grab frozen peas from the freezer and slap them on my ankle Sat for about 5 minutes and I was like emm yip this isn’t happening best you just go "Definitely killed the mood then! Have you worn the heels since, or did they get banished to the bottom of the second best wardrobe?! | |||
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"Ones fell flat on my ass / twisted my ankle in stupid size heels trying to act all sexy and wiggling around as a guy sat on the couch before play had even started Guy left without getting any as I thought I had broke my ankle put a ice pack on it He did say he come back another time But never did see him again Ither I got blocked or he left fab He didn’t deserve any fun anyway, if he wasn’t going to give first aid/sympathy! Ooo no it was me that asked him to leave he was sticking around but it just totally put me off the moment He didn’t get up and leave it was more off a fall Ouch that hurt take these stupid things off ooo god look at that swelling hop to the kitchen grab frozen peas from the freezer and slap them on my ankle Sat for about 5 minutes and I was like emm yip this isn’t happening best you just go
Definitely killed the mood then! Have you worn the heels since, or did they get banished to the bottom of the second best wardrobe?!"Ooo no I worn them sins I can walk in 9 inch heels now I am going back like 7-8 years ago when I really can’t | |||
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"In my youth(ancient times) I applied delay spray to the tip of my penis as I wanted to impress this new girl I had met. I didn’t think it through and her tongue went numb which caused drooling and the tongue to lol around. She wasn’t impressed So…did it have any effect on her gag-reflex?! "Yes actually it did! | |||
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"Ones fell flat on my ass / twisted my ankle in stupid size heels trying to act all sexy and wiggling around as a guy sat on the couch before play had even started Guy left without getting any as I thought I had broke my ankle put a ice pack on it He did say he come back another time But never did see him again Ither I got blocked or he left fab He didn’t deserve any fun anyway, if he wasn’t going to give first aid/sympathy! Ooo no it was me that asked him to leave he was sticking around but it just totally put me off the moment He didn’t get up and leave it was more off a fall Ouch that hurt take these stupid things off ooo god look at that swelling hop to the kitchen grab frozen peas from the freezer and slap them on my ankle Sat for about 5 minutes and I was like emm yip this isn’t happening best you just go
Definitely killed the mood then! Have you worn the heels since, or did they get banished to the bottom of the second best wardrobe?!
Ooo no I worn them sins I can walk in 9 inch heels now I am going back like 7-8 years ago when I really can’t "Practice makes perfect! | |||
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"In my youth(ancient times) I applied delay spray to the tip of my penis as I wanted to impress this new girl I had met. I didn’t think it through and her tongue went numb which caused drooling and the tongue to lol around. She wasn’t impressed So…did it have any effect on her gag-reflex?!
Yes actually it did!
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"Ones fell flat on my ass / twisted my ankle in stupid size heels trying to act all sexy and wiggling around as a guy sat on the couch before play had even started Guy left without getting any as I thought I had broke my ankle put a ice pack on it He did say he come back another time But never did see him again Ither I got blocked or he left fab He didn’t deserve any fun anyway, if he wasn’t going to give first aid/sympathy! Ooo no it was me that asked him to leave he was sticking around but it just totally put me off the moment He didn’t get up and leave it was more off a fall Ouch that hurt take these stupid things off ooo god look at that swelling hop to the kitchen grab frozen peas from the freezer and slap them on my ankle Sat for about 5 minutes and I was like emm yip this isn’t happening best you just go
Definitely killed the mood then! Have you worn the heels since, or did they get banished to the bottom of the second best wardrobe?!
Ooo no I worn them sins I can walk in 9 inch heels now I am going back like 7-8 years ago when I really can’t
Practice makes perfect!"Yip it dose that | |||
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"I had a guy finger me and when I came I clamped my legs shut and dislocated his wrist. He moaned like a baby. Said he was going to A&E and would call me. Guess what? Never heard from him again That's just one of my many disasters"That’s weak on his part-I’d be wearing that as a badge of honour! Imagine being able to boast (to the A&E doc, obviously) “I made a woman come so hard she broke my wrist”. Also kudos to you on the strength of those thighs! | |||
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"I had a guy finger me and when I came I clamped my legs shut and dislocated his wrist. He moaned like a baby. Said he was going to A&E and would call me. Guess what? Never heard from him again That's just one of my many disasters" brilliant | |||
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