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Stupid is as stupid does.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

So what the most stupid thing you e done today?

and I bet I can beat it.

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

Logged on to work.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Went out without a brolly.

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By *he Flat CapsCouple
over a year ago

Pontypool

Eeeerrrmmmmm. Nothing today, but ask me again tomorrow!

Mrs

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By *et and WillingCouple
over a year ago

Nuneaton

Disagreed with Mrs W&W

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By *cott73Man
over a year ago

brighton

Currently sitting on an exercise bike. Not the wisest decision....

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By *ivemealadybonerWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

Turned the wrong hob on and cracked a 100 year old fruit bowl in 2 and cooked some apples in the process

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mowed the grass in the pissing down rain. Unfortunately didn't electrocute myself

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By *ivemealadybonerWoman
over a year ago

somewhere


"Turned the wrong hob on and cracked a 100 year old fruit bowl in 2 and cooked some apples in the process "

Also, sorry doughnut if you read this, you need some more apples

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mowed the grass in the pissing down rain. Unfortunately didn't electrocute myself "

I’d say it was very fortunate that you didn’t.

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By *ony MannMan
over a year ago

South Newton

Went to work

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Put a spurs shirt on and left my house in it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry, I've used my brain cells today.

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By *ansoffateMan
over a year ago

Sagittarius A

Took a call that I knew was going to be hassle.

Guess what... It was.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Turned the wrong hob on and cracked a 100 year old fruit bowl in 2 and cooked some apples in the process "

Yours is on par to mine. So I’ll share.

I want to make myself an instant coffee (I know I should’ve ended everything right there) so I open the jar, took out a spoon full, and pop that into my cup.

I boil the kettle and then proceeded to pour the hot water into the instant jar and not into my cup empty. Ffs.

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By *ivemealadybonerWoman
over a year ago

somewhere


"Turned the wrong hob on and cracked a 100 year old fruit bowl in 2 and cooked some apples in the process

Yours is on par to mine. So I’ll share.

I want to make myself an instant coffee (I know I should’ve ended everything right there) so I open the jar, took out a spoon full, and pop that into my cup.

I boil the kettle and then proceeded to pour the hot water into the instant jar and not into my cup empty. Ffs. "

Have you now got the zoomies? Lol

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
over a year ago

A den in the Glen

Did some other fucker's work for him to bail some other fucker out.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Took a call that I knew was going to be hassle.

Guess what... It was."

I never take that call.

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

Errrrrr, noting today I don’t think, I do believe ( touch wood ) I may of given the perception that I am a fully functioning human adult.

The mr

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By *EAT..85Woman
over a year ago

Nottingham

I started a job that I knew was going to be unending and didn't get it finished

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pointed the pressure washer directly at my feet to check if it was working. It was. My shoes were soaked.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Pointed the pressure washer directly at my feet to check if it was working. It was. My shoes were soaked. "

You squirted on your feet?

That’s how I read it.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Existed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pointed the pressure washer directly at my feet to check if it was working. It was. My shoes were soaked.

You squirted on your feet?

That’s how I read it. "

I did. I don’t understand the hype.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Pointed the pressure washer directly at my feet to check if it was working. It was. My shoes were soaked.

You squirted on your feet?

That’s how I read it.

I did. I don’t understand the hype. "

Next time can I watch?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pointed the pressure washer directly at my feet to check if it was working. It was. My shoes were soaked.

You squirted on your feet?

That’s how I read it.

I did. I don’t understand the hype.

Next time can I watch? "

You can watch me pressure wash my slabs anytime

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Pointed the pressure washer directly at my feet to check if it was working. It was. My shoes were soaked.

You squirted on your feet?

That’s how I read it.

I did. I don’t understand the hype.

Next time can I watch?

You can watch me pressure wash my slabs anytime "

Show me what to do, I could give you a hand.

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By *arley QuimWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere

Told somebody I wasn't in a place last night, that I totally had been. I'd actually just completely forgot I'd was. Feel like my brain is melting these days

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Got up at 5:50.

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

Went to work!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Got up at 5:50.

"

Pfft. That’s a lie in.

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales

Come on then Woody, what did you do?

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales


"Come on then Woody, what did you do? "

Oh I just realised it’s up there.

Yes Woody, you win!

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

The bottom of the River Ankh


"Turned the wrong hob on and cracked a 100 year old fruit bowl in 2 and cooked some apples in the process

Yours is on par to mine. So I’ll share.

I want to make myself an instant coffee (I know I should’ve ended everything right there) so I open the jar, took out a spoon full, and pop that into my cup.

I boil the kettle and then proceeded to pour the hot water into the instant jar and not into my cup empty. Ffs. "

... maybe you just wanted an extra caffeine buzz lol...

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

I don’t think I’ve done anything stupid today.

There’s still time.

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

The bottom of the River Ankh


"Turned the wrong hob on and cracked a 100 year old fruit bowl in 2 and cooked some apples in the process

Yours is on par to mine. So I’ll share.

I want to make myself an instant coffee (I know I should’ve ended everything right there) so I open the jar, took out a spoon full, and pop that into my cup.

I boil the kettle and then proceeded to pour the hot water into the instant jar and not into my cup empty. Ffs.

Have you now got the zoomies? Lol"

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By *herry.bombWoman
over a year ago

basingstoke

I opened a sugar packet to put in my coffee- poured the sugar in the bin and put the empty packet in my drink

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By *ust RachelTV/TS
over a year ago

Crawley Down

Thought that £30 would do more, than half fill the tank of a Volvo XC60

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Has no one said log onto fab?

Oh come on people snap snap

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
over a year ago

Manchester(ish).


"Turned the wrong hob on and cracked a 100 year old fruit bowl in 2 and cooked some apples in the process

Yours is on par to mine. So I’ll share.

I want to make myself an instant coffee (I know I should’ve ended everything right there) so I open the jar, took out a spoon full, and pop that into my cup.

I boil the kettle and then proceeded to pour the hot water into the instant jar and not into my cup empty. Ffs. "

Coffee from a jar?

Heathen.

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By *ormalfornorfolkMan
over a year ago

Norwich

Nothing really stupid, but I’m working on it right now…

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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in Co. Down

Knelt on a nettle while going under an electric fence got nettled and zapped at the same time .

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By *ed MartinMan
over a year ago

Shefford

Agreed to pick my sister up from the train station on Friday evening, before she told me her train doesn’t get in til 2200.

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By *ed MartinMan
over a year ago

Shefford


"Knelt on a nettle while going under an electric fence got nettled and zapped at the same time ."

At least you didn’t follow that up by slipping face first into a cow pat!

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By *nnCeeWoman
over a year ago

East of Eden, West of Hell

Not today, but last night captured a mosquito in my spider catcher, went to release it outside, somehow caught my slipper on the semi broken doormat, almost fell on my face but just mangled my toes instead.

And captured the whole thing on my Ring doorbell

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not so much I have done but done to me.

I got a parcel delivered to me today address as Xmas R*** it turned out to be a late Christmas present for my daughter from my son that was sent to the wrong address and 6 months late.

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By *exyScientistsCouple
over a year ago

Castlebar

Still on fab when I should be asleep

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By *ndycoinsMan
over a year ago

Whaley Bridge,Nr Buxton,

Replied to the person who asked "what direction are the Northern Lights coming from"?

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By *he turned me GreyCouple
over a year ago

Warwick and Coventry

Answered a fucking message on fab...

Mr

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Not today, but last night captured a mosquito in my spider catcher, went to release it outside, somehow caught my slipper on the semi broken doormat, almost fell on my face but just mangled my toes instead.

And captured the whole thing on my Ring doorbell "

Please upload that video to fab!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Agreed to pick my sister up from the train station on Friday evening, before she told me her train doesn’t get in til 2200."

Always get the details before you commit!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"…

Coffee from a jar?

Heathen. "

I know. I was correctly punished.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I opened a sugar packet to put in my coffee- poured the sugar in the bin and put the empty packet in my drink "

Between us we would make the most horrid brew.

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