FabSwingers.com forum: Stupid is as stupid does.

By (user no longer on site) OP
32 weeks ago

So what the most stupid thing you e done today?

and I bet I can beat it.

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
32 weeks ago

Carlisle usually

Logged on to work.

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By *ather WickmasMan
32 weeks ago

The Continental

Went out without a brolly.

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By *he Flat CapsCouple
32 weeks ago

Pontypool

Eeeerrrmmmmm. Nothing today, but ask me again tomorrow!

Mrs

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By *et and WillingCouple
32 weeks ago

Nuneaton

Disagreed with Mrs W&W

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By *cott73Man
32 weeks ago

brighton

Currently sitting on an exercise bike. Not the wisest decision....

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By *ivemealadybonerWoman
32 weeks ago

somewhere

Turned the wrong hob on and cracked a 100 year old fruit bowl in 2 and cooked some apples in the process

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By *issBellaWoman
32 weeks ago

Wales

Mowed the grass in the pissing down rain. Unfortunately didn't electrocute myself

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By *ivemealadybonerWoman
32 weeks ago

somewhere

"Turned the wrong hob on and cracked a 100 year old fruit bowl in 2 and cooked some apples in the process

Also, sorry doughnut if you read this, you need some more apples

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By *ather WickmasMan
32 weeks ago

The Continental

"Mowed the grass in the pissing down rain. Unfortunately didn't electrocute myself

I’d say it was very fortunate that you didn’t.

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By *ony MannMan
32 weeks ago

Las Gaviotos, Fuerteventura

Went to work

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By (user no longer on site)
32 weeks ago

Put a spurs shirt on and left my house in it

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By (user no longer on site)
32 weeks ago

Sorry, I've used my brain cells today.

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By *ansoffateMan
32 weeks ago

Sagittarius A

Took a call that I knew was going to be hassle.

Guess what... It was.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
32 weeks ago

"Turned the wrong hob on and cracked a 100 year old fruit bowl in 2 and cooked some apples in the process

Yours is on par to mine. So I’ll share.

I want to make myself an instant coffee (I know I should’ve ended everything right there) so I open the jar, took out a spoon full, and pop that into my cup.

I boil the kettle and then proceeded to pour the hot water into the instant jar and not into my cup empty. Ffs.

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By *ivemealadybonerWoman
32 weeks ago

somewhere

"Turned the wrong hob on and cracked a 100 year old fruit bowl in 2 and cooked some apples in the process

Yours is on par to mine. So I’ll share.

I want to make myself an instant coffee (I know I should’ve ended everything right there) so I open the jar, took out a spoon full, and pop that into my cup.

I boil the kettle and then proceeded to pour the hot water into the instant jar and not into my cup empty. Ffs.

Have you now got the zoomies? Lol

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
32 weeks ago

A den in the Glen

Did some other fucker's work for him to bail some other fucker out.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
32 weeks ago

"Took a call that I knew was going to be hassle.

Guess what... It was."

I never take that call.

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
32 weeks ago

Leeds

Errrrrr, noting today I don’t think, I do believe ( touch wood ) I may of given the perception that I am a fully functioning human adult.

The mr

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By *EAT..85Woman
32 weeks ago

Nottingham

I started a job that I knew was going to be unending and didn't get it finished

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By (user no longer on site)
32 weeks ago

Pointed the pressure washer directly at my feet to check if it was working. It was. My shoes were soaked.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
32 weeks ago

"Pointed the pressure washer directly at my feet to check if it was working. It was. My shoes were soaked. "

You squirted on your feet?

That’s how I read it.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
32 weeks ago

North West

Existed.

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By (user no longer on site)
32 weeks ago

"Pointed the pressure washer directly at my feet to check if it was working. It was. My shoes were soaked.

You squirted on your feet?

That’s how I read it. "

I did. I don’t understand the hype.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
32 weeks ago

"Pointed the pressure washer directly at my feet to check if it was working. It was. My shoes were soaked.

You squirted on your feet?

That’s how I read it.

I did. I don’t understand the hype. "

Next time can I watch?

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By (user no longer on site)
32 weeks ago

"Pointed the pressure washer directly at my feet to check if it was working. It was. My shoes were soaked.

You squirted on your feet?

That’s how I read it.

I did. I don’t understand the hype.

Next time can I watch? "

You can watch me pressure wash my slabs anytime

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By (user no longer on site) OP
32 weeks ago

"Pointed the pressure washer directly at my feet to check if it was working. It was. My shoes were soaked.

You squirted on your feet?

That’s how I read it.

I did. I don’t understand the hype.

Next time can I watch?

You can watch me pressure wash my slabs anytime

Show me what to do, I could give you a hand.

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By *olly MistlehoeWoman
32 weeks ago

Somewhere

Told somebody I wasn't in a place last night, that I totally had been. I'd actually just completely forgot I'd was. Feel like my brain is melting these days

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
32 weeks ago

Essex

Got up at 5:50.

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By *parkle1974Woman
32 weeks ago

Leeds

Went to work!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
32 weeks ago

"Got up at 5:50.

Pfft. That’s a lie in.

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
32 weeks ago

My boudoir - S Wales

Come on then Woody, what did you do?

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
32 weeks ago

My boudoir - S Wales

"Come on then Woody, what did you do?

Oh I just realised it’s up there.

Yes Woody, you win!

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By *ittlemissTinselTitsCouple
32 weeks ago

Southampton

"Turned the wrong hob on and cracked a 100 year old fruit bowl in 2 and cooked some apples in the process

Yours is on par to mine. So I’ll share.

I want to make myself an instant coffee (I know I should’ve ended everything right there) so I open the jar, took out a spoon full, and pop that into my cup.

I boil the kettle and then proceeded to pour the hot water into the instant jar and not into my cup empty. Ffs.

... maybe you just wanted an extra caffeine buzz lol...

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
32 weeks ago

Glasgow / London

I don’t think I’ve done anything stupid today.

There’s still time.

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By *ittlemissTinselTitsCouple
32 weeks ago

Southampton

"Turned the wrong hob on and cracked a 100 year old fruit bowl in 2 and cooked some apples in the process

Yours is on par to mine. So I’ll share.

I want to make myself an instant coffee (I know I should’ve ended everything right there) so I open the jar, took out a spoon full, and pop that into my cup.

I boil the kettle and then proceeded to pour the hot water into the instant jar and not into my cup empty. Ffs.

Have you now got the zoomies? Lol"

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By *emidemiWoman
32 weeks ago

basingstoke

I opened a sugar packet to put in my coffee- poured the sugar in the bin and put the empty packet in my drink

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By *ust RachelTV/TS
32 weeks ago

Horsham

Thought that £30 would do more, than half fill the tank of a Volvo XC60

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By *lowupdollTV/TS
32 weeks ago

Herts/Beds/Lomdon

Has no one said log onto fab?

Oh come on people snap snap

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
32 weeks ago

Manchester(ish).

"Turned the wrong hob on and cracked a 100 year old fruit bowl in 2 and cooked some apples in the process

Yours is on par to mine. So I’ll share.

I want to make myself an instant coffee (I know I should’ve ended everything right there) so I open the jar, took out a spoon full, and pop that into my cup.

I boil the kettle and then proceeded to pour the hot water into the instant jar and not into my cup empty. Ffs.

Coffee from a jar?

Heathen.

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By *ormalfornorfolkMan
32 weeks ago

Norwich

Nothing really stupid, but I’m working on it right now…

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By *ustBoWoman
32 weeks ago

Somewhere in Co. Down

Knelt on a nettle while going under an electric fence got nettled and zapped at the same time .

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By *ed MartinMan
32 weeks ago

Shefford

Agreed to pick my sister up from the train station on Friday evening, before she told me her train doesn’t get in til 2200.

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By *ed MartinMan
32 weeks ago

Shefford

"Knelt on a nettle while going under an electric fence got nettled and zapped at the same time ."

At least you didn’t follow that up by slipping face first into a cow pat!

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By *nnCeeWoman
32 weeks ago

East of Eden, West of Hell

Not today, but last night captured a mosquito in my spider catcher, went to release it outside, somehow caught my slipper on the semi broken doormat, almost fell on my face but just mangled my toes instead.

And captured the whole thing on my Ring doorbell

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By *herry delightWoman
32 weeks ago

Ilfracombe

Not so much I have done but done to me.

I got a parcel delivered to me today address as Xmas R*** it turned out to be a late Christmas present for my daughter from my son that was sent to the wrong address and 6 months late.

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By *exyScientistsCouple
32 weeks ago

Castlebar

Still on fab when I should be asleep

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By *ndycoinsMan
32 weeks ago

Whaley Bridge,Nr Buxton,

Replied to the person who asked "what direction are the Northern Lights coming from"?

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By *he turned me GreyCouple
32 weeks ago

Warwick and Coventry

Answered a fucking message on fab...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
32 weeks ago

"Not today, but last night captured a mosquito in my spider catcher, went to release it outside, somehow caught my slipper on the semi broken doormat, almost fell on my face but just mangled my toes instead.

And captured the whole thing on my Ring doorbell

Please upload that video to fab!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
32 weeks ago

"Agreed to pick my sister up from the train station on Friday evening, before she told me her train doesn’t get in til 2200."

Always get the details before you commit!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
32 weeks ago

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Coffee from a jar?

Heathen.

I know. I was correctly punished.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
32 weeks ago

"I opened a sugar packet to put in my coffee- poured the sugar in the bin and put the empty packet in my drink

Between us we would make the most horrid brew.

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