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By (user no longer on site) OP
32 weeks ago

I want a woman to fuck me with a dildo

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By *erandHerManCouple
32 weeks ago

Swindon

Will they have to bring their own or will you supply said Dildo.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
32 weeks ago

Fetch there own.

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By *elloWoman
32 weeks ago

alpha centauri

"Fetch there own. "

What! I've got to bring my own dildo, fuck your arse and play fetch

urgh I'm out , far too lazy for all that

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
32 weeks ago

Leeds

I’m waiting for my wife to fuck me with a divorce.

The mr

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By (user no longer on site)
32 weeks ago

I was always taught "I want" doesn't get.

Manners OP, manners, at least say please!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
32 weeks ago

Lol. I don't have my own

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By (user no longer on site) OP
32 weeks ago

Please I don't have my own lol. I just want to know what's it like.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
32 weeks ago

I want someone local. It would be best.

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By *iddlesticksMan
32 weeks ago

My nan’s spare room.

Sorry I’m neither a woman nor have a dildo.

But hi.

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By *quirrel!Man
32 weeks ago

Nearby

I want a golden egg-laying goose daddy!

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By *carlet SeductionWoman
32 weeks ago

Maidstone

"Sorry I’m neither a woman nor have a dildo.

But hi. "

You could always use your fiddlestick

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By (user no longer on site)
32 weeks ago

This is the best place to meet people to have sex with

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By (user no longer on site)
32 weeks ago

"This is the best place to meet people to have sex with "

You tell the best jokes pickles

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By *quirrel!Man
32 weeks ago

Nearby

"Sorry I’m neither a woman nor have a dildo.

But hi.

You could always use your fiddlestick

I’m seduced

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By *iscean_dreamMan
32 weeks ago

Llanelli

Can't you just sit on your gearstick OP?

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By *iddlesticksMan
32 weeks ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Sorry I’m neither a woman nor have a dildo.

But hi.

You could always use your fiddlestick

Valid.

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By *lowupdollTV/TS
32 weeks ago

Herts/Beds/Lomdon

If only Blue Peter had done dildos

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By (user no longer on site) OP
32 weeks ago

Lol I want it to be a woman to stick what ever there is u

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By (user no longer on site) OP
32 weeks ago

I'm sure you could make something lol

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By *quirrel!Man
32 weeks ago

Nearby

"If only Blue Peter had done dildos "

Peter Duncan stuck his hand in hole in Flash Gordon! - That’s as close as you get!

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By *ackformore100Man
32 weeks ago

Tin town

"I’m waiting for my wife to fuck me with a divorce.

The mr "

Been there done that. It's over rated.

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By *lowupdollTV/TS
32 weeks ago

Herts/Beds/Lomdon

"If only Blue Peter had done dildos

Peter Duncan stuck his hand in hole in Flash Gordon! - That’s as close as you get! "

You flash you get fisted. Dems the rules

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By *elloWoman
32 weeks ago

alpha centauri

"I'm sure you could make something lol "

Click on reply+quote when you reply otherwise we don't know who you're replying to

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By *quirrel!Man
32 weeks ago

Nearby

"If only Blue Peter had done dildos

Peter Duncan stuck his hand in hole in Flash Gordon! - That’s as close as you get!

You flash you get fisted. Dems the rules "

He died straight after! (in the film!)

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By *ackformore100Man
32 weeks ago

Tin town

"Can't you just sit on your gearstick OP? "

Or perhaps a towing hitch?

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By *elloWoman
32 weeks ago

alpha centauri

"If only Blue Peter had done dildos

Peter Duncan stuck his hand in hole in Flash Gordon! - That’s as close as you get!

You flash you get fisted. Dems the rules

He died straight after! (in the film!)

Moral of the story is , look first, before you ram your fist into a dark, damp hole.

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By *lowupdollTV/TS
32 weeks ago

Herts/Beds/Lomdon

"If only Blue Peter had done dildos

Peter Duncan stuck his hand in hole in Flash Gordon! - That’s as close as you get!

You flash you get fisted. Dems the rules

He died straight after! (in the film!)

I don’t make (up) the rules…

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By *lowupdollTV/TS
32 weeks ago

Herts/Beds/Lomdon

"If only Blue Peter had done dildos

Peter Duncan stuck his hand in hole in Flash Gordon! - That’s as close as you get!

You flash you get fisted. Dems the rules

He died straight after! (in the film!)

Moral of the story is , look first, before you ram your fist into a dark, damp hole. "

#lifehack

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By (user no longer on site) OP
32 weeks ago

"I'm sure you could make something lol

Click on reply+quote when you reply otherwise we don't know who you're replying to

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OK thanks it the first time I've used this

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By *quirrel!Man
32 weeks ago

Nearby

"If only Blue Peter had done dildos

Peter Duncan stuck his hand in hole in Flash Gordon! - That’s as close as you get!

You flash you get fisted. Dems the rules

He died straight after! (in the film!)

Moral of the story is , look first, before you ram your fist into a dark, damp hole.

#lifehack"

Amen to that! - or at least lube up!

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By *irtydevil666Man
32 weeks ago

bristol

Or maybe slip when getting out the shower and land on a rolling pin that just happens to be in the bathroom

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By *elloWoman
32 weeks ago

alpha centauri

"Or maybe slip when getting out the shower and land on a rolling pin that just happens to be in the bathroom "

Is that what you said happened last time you went to A&E for extraction ? How did you explain the condom on the rolling pin?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
32 weeks ago

"Or maybe slip when getting out the shower and land on a rolling pin that just happens to be in the bathroom "
lol that would be a bit big .

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By (user no longer on site) OP
32 weeks ago

"Or maybe slip when getting out the shower and land on a rolling pin that just happens to be in the bathroom

Is that what you said happened last time you went to A&E for extraction ? How did you explain the condom on the rolling pin?

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lol.

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By *ansoffateMan
32 weeks ago

Sagittarius A

Be careful of the pringles effect.

Once you've popped you can't stop.

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By *irtydevil666Man
32 weeks ago

bristol

"Or maybe slip when getting out the shower and land on a rolling pin that just happens to be in the bathroom

Is that what you said happened last time you went to A&E for extraction ? How did you explain the condom on the rolling pin?

Actually action man ended up there

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By *elloWoman
32 weeks ago

alpha centauri

"Or maybe slip when getting out the shower and land on a rolling pin that just happens to be in the bathroom

Is that what you said happened last time you went to A&E for extraction ? How did you explain the condom on the rolling pin?

Actually action man ended up there

He's a brave little soldier

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By *iscean_dreamMan
32 weeks ago

Llanelli

"Can't you just sit on your gearstick OP?

Or perhaps a towing hitch? "

We don't know how big his hole is

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By *irtydevil666Man
32 weeks ago

bristol

"Or maybe slip when getting out the shower and land on a rolling pin that just happens to be in the bathroom

Is that what you said happened last time you went to A&E for extraction ? How did you explain the condom on the rolling pin?

Actually action man ended up there

He's a brave little soldier "

He wasn't so brave after......

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By *aleunicorn500Man
32 weeks ago

Gloucester

"I want a woman to fuck me with a dildo "
Shame Jimmy Savile isn't around, he could have fixed at least 50% of that request for you.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
32 weeks ago

"Can't you just sit on your gearstick OP?

Or perhaps a towing hitch?

We don't know how big his hole is

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it's only little

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By *irtydevil666Man
32 weeks ago

bristol

"Can't you just sit on your gearstick OP?

Or perhaps a towing hitch?

We don't know how big his hole is

it's only little "

It would be like Wookey hole after

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By (user no longer on site)
32 weeks ago

"This is the best place to meet people to have sex with

You tell the best jokes pickles "

No but you and I would be great on a tv show or podcast together.

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By *ather WickmasMan
32 weeks ago

The Continental

By the time Mrs Wick had finished with her XXL Walrus dildo on you………….oooo I pity your poor ring.

A ribbony raggedy mess.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
32 weeks ago

"By the time Mrs Wick had finished with her XXL Walrus dildo on you………….oooo I pity your poor ring.

A ribbony raggedy mess.

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lol

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
32 weeks ago

Manchester-ish

I want you to find a profile called red car and have a race.

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By *rBobbMan
32 weeks ago

Birmingham

We don't always get what we want and we don't always want what we get.

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By *otthehorneMan
32 weeks ago

doggersville

"I’m waiting for my wife to fuck me with a divorce.

The mr "

I asked my ex wife what she wanted for her birthday and she asked for a divorce!! Wasn’t looking to spend that much but saw it as more of an investment!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
32 weeks ago

"I want you to find a profile called red car and have a race.

J"
lol. I think I will just take it slowly and start from the top and go down kissing it till it got wet then put my foot down and give it a good fucking.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
32 weeks ago

"We don't always get what we want and we don't always want what we get."

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