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"Squiring is luzozade really. Anwser me this? Why do men feel the need to take cock pics next to a lynx can or sky remote
Miss S x"It's an international unit of measurement that the UN is going to use to replace metric. | |||
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"Squiring is luzozade really. Anwser me this? Why do men feel the need to take cock pics next to a lynx can or sky remote
Miss S x" howling at the comparison comment… I’m a bloke & even I think wtf!! | |||
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"Squiring is luzozade really. Anwser me this? Why do men feel the need to take cock pics next to a lynx can or sky remote
Miss S x"Lynx can is a representation of animal masculinity and the sky remote is symbolic of the voyouristic desire of all women on fab. | |||
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"Squirting is liquid bitterness & resentment caused by not doing enough housework…
( Im going into hiding now… for several months…. ) "I specifically said only post incorrect answers not ones like this with sound science behind it. | |||
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"Squirting is liquid bitterness & resentment caused by not doing enough housework…
( Im going into hiding now… for several months…. )
I specifically said only post incorrect answers not ones like this with sound science behind it. "My life raft has room for two!!! Jump in - it’s not safe here for you any more | |||
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" Are all hamsters a hangover from the 90s rave scene with their nocturnal tendencies? Life is just full of questions…. " Pets at home ceased selling Shell suits for hamsters in 1993 as they found that in their addled state of trance they no longer could be bothered to wear them. | |||
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"Why are all men arse holes #allmen" Some are Rex Holes.  | |||
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"Why are all men arse holes #allmen" Daffodils cause this | |||
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"Why are all men arse holes #allmen Some are Rex Holes. "#No_Tall_Men | |||
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"Why are all men arse holes #allmen Some are Rex Holes.
#No_Tall_Men "Ffs autocorrect!!! | |||
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"Why are all men arse holes #allmen Daffodils cause this " You can’t put daffodils in an arse hole and call it a vase | |||
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"My attractive next door neighbour has been complaining about slugs ‘eating her lettuce!!’ Ive also seen Cunnilingus described as ‘ eating her lettuce’ - you think while she’s asleep these predatory bastards are at it?? Or does she mean - lettuce? "Do you think she would lettuce have a look? | |||
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"Why are all men arse holes #allmen Daffodils cause this You can’t put daffodils in an arse hole and call it a vase "Well strictly speaking I think you can. | |||
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"Why are all men arse holes #allmen Daffodils cause this You can’t put daffodils in an arse hole and call it a vase
Well strictly speaking I think you can. "I’m not watering your arse hole  | |||
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"Why are all men arse holes #allmen Daffodils cause this You can’t put daffodils in an arse hole and call it a vase
Well strictly speaking I think you can.
I’m not watering your arse hole "There’s plenty round here that would.  | |||
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" Are all hamsters a hangover from the 90s rave scene with their nocturnal tendencies? Life is just full of questions…. Pets at home ceased selling Shell suits for hamsters in 1993 as they found that in their addled state of trance they no longer could be bothered to wear them. " OMG.. they’re all in shell shock? | |||
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"How do I make my profile better?
Miss S x"Include a print out and tear off blowjob voucher… present any time of day or night to redeem the blowjob…. | |||
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" Are all hamsters a hangover from the 90s rave scene with their nocturnal tendencies? Life is just full of questions…. Pets at home ceased selling Shell suits for hamsters in 1993 as they found that in their addled state of trance they no longer could be bothered to wear them. OMG.. they’re all in shell shock? "As opposed to penguins who are in shell socks | |||
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"How on earth am I single?" Obviously from That question - you already know the answer - you’re just on the wrong planet!! | |||
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"How on earth am I single?" I don’t know about single but you have a lovely pair.  | |||
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"How on earth am I single? Obviously from That question - you already know the answer - you’re just on the wrong planet!! "Planet of the Apes? | |||
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"How on earth am I single? Obviously from That question - you already know the answer - you’re just on the wrong planet!!
Planet of the Apes? "I haven’t seen your inbox but I guess there’s a few in there | |||
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"How on earth am I single? I don’t know about single but you have a lovely pair. "You made me do it (again). Incoming. | |||
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"How on earth am I single? Obviously from That question - you already know the answer - you’re just on the wrong planet!!
Planet of the Apes?
I haven’t seen your inbox but I guess there’s a few in there "Can’t argue with that. | |||
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"Squiring is luzozade really. Anwser me this? Why do men feel the need to take cock pics next to a lynx can or sky remote
Miss S x"So they can smell nice while changing the channel | |||
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and why do people keep messaging me ? ive answered them
does anyone want my inbox its full!! again 
whats shagging?? | |||
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"If there are two bisexual women on Fab (or lesbians) who are both clearly into each other. …. Who sends the first message? Or is that a paradox? " Oh this happened to me… there was this one time at band camp | |||
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"If there are two bisexual women on Fab (or lesbians) who are both clearly into each other. …. Who sends the first message? Or is that a paradox? Oh this happened to me… there was this one time at band camp "Did she blow your flute? | |||
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"If there are two bisexual women on Fab (or lesbians) who are both clearly into each other. …. Who sends the first message? Or is that a paradox? Oh this happened to me… there was this one time at band camp
Did she blow your flute? "You betcha  | |||
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"If there are two bisexual women on Fab (or lesbians) who are both clearly into each other. …. Who sends the first message? Or is that a paradox? Oh this happened to me… there was this one time at band camp
Did she blow your flute?
You betcha "And did you bang her drums? | |||
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"If a woodchuck could chuck wood, how much wood would a woodchuck chuck?" Not much cos he’s tiny. | |||
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"Why is cream first so frowned upon? " It's 'cos we want a bit of foreplay first | |||
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"Why is cream first so frowned upon? It's 'cos we want a bit of foreplay first " fuck sake! That’s a bit demandin’ innit? | |||
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"Squirting is actually a conspiracy by Argos and other nefarious retailers. King size waterproof mattress protectors don't just sell themselves "At my age they do  | |||
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"A girl told me to piss in her while I was fucking her this one time. "How did you shake it? | |||
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"If a woodchuck could chuck wood, how much wood would a woodchuck chuck?" £2 and 86 new pence. | |||
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"why dont polar bears feel the cold but you dont get brown bears in the artic ??
and why do people keep messaging me ? ive answered them
does anyone want my inbox its full!! again
whats shagging??"Shagging is the process whereby teenagers become like Shaggy from Scooby Do. | |||
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"Squiring is luzozade really. Anwser me this? Why do men feel the need to take cock pics next to a lynx can or sky remote
Miss S x"Because it’s a bit frowned upon measuring your cock in the aisle at B&Q! Also embarrassing when you see the numbers lol | |||
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