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Venutian recruitment drive.....

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By *ealitybites OP   Man
over a year ago

Belfast

Now that I've taken over the country and most of the cabinet positions have been allocated it's time to turn our attention to policies.

First up is the over abundance of Martians.

We need ideas for a widespread advertising campaign which may encourage more Venutians to join the site.

Something along the lines of

"Your country needs your lady gardens"

Or

"Ask not what your country can do for your ass but what your ass can do for the country!"

Interpreters will also be required to translate.

C'mon plebs. Let's do this.

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By *elloWoman
over a year ago

alpha centauri

Hmm now Venus is hot, dry and rocky so...

Come to Earth and let the earthlings cool your hot, hard places in their cool, soft damp places .

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Tight vag required. Enquire within

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You have lasers we have Luton. Let’s do this.

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By *lderflower_AppleWoman
over a year ago

Basingstoke


"Now that I've taken over the country and most of the cabinet positions have been allocated it's time to turn our attention to policies.

First up is the over abundance of Martians.

We need ideas for a widespread advertising campaign which may encourage more Venutians to join the site.

Something along the lines of

"Your country needs your lady gardens"

Or

"Ask not what your country can do for your ass but what your ass can do for the country!"

Interpreters will also be required to translate.

C'mon plebs. Let's do this. "

Can I please come and live in your head??

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Swanage

Can i bring a gondola with me and also a matador?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your Bananarama's

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Tight vag required. Enquire within "

Within the tight vag?

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Rummage Up The Jumper


"Can i bring a gondola with me and also a matador? "

We will have an influx of Venetians!!!

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Swanage


"Can i bring a gondola with me and also a matador?

We will have an influx of Venetians!!! "
lol

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Swanage


"Can i bring a gondola with me and also a matador?

We will have an influx of Venetians!!! "
Well you don't see many venutians in Dorset

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By *ealitybites OP   Man
over a year ago

Belfast


"Now that I've taken over the country and most of the cabinet positions have been allocated it's time to turn our attention to policies.

First up is the over abundance of Martians.

We need ideas for a widespread advertising campaign which may encourage more Venutians to join the site.

Something along the lines of

"Your country needs your lady gardens"

Or

"Ask not what your country can do for your ass but what your ass can do for the country!"

Interpreters will also be required to translate.

C'mon plebs. Let's do this.

Can I please come and live in your head?? "

As long as I'm still driving

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Tight vag required. Enquire within

Within the tight vag? "

Obviously

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By *artorialMan
over a year ago

weymouth

I thought for a minute blind sales folk were taking over

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm from Uranus - no bum jokes please.

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By *ansoffateMan
over a year ago

Sagittarius A

Oh so now the powerbase is established things can get political.

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By *ealitybites OP   Man
over a year ago

Belfast


"Oh so now the powerbase is established things can get political."

No politics allowed.

Just themuns and usuns

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By *ansoffateMan
over a year ago

Sagittarius A


"Oh so now the powerbase is established things can get political.

No politics allowed.

Just themuns and usuns"

Themuns are such dicks aren't they, bloody splitters!

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