FabSwingers.com forum: Venutian recruitment drive.....

By *ealitybites OP Man
39 weeks ago

Belfast

Now that I've taken over the country and most of the cabinet positions have been allocated it's time to turn our attention to policies.

First up is the over abundance of Martians.

We need ideas for a widespread advertising campaign which may encourage more Venutians to join the site.

Something along the lines of

"Your country needs your lady gardens"

"Ask not what your country can do for your ass but what your ass can do for the country!"

Interpreters will also be required to translate.

C'mon plebs. Let's do this.

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By *elloWoman
39 weeks ago

alpha centauri

Hmm now Venus is hot, dry and rocky so...

Come to Earth and let the earthlings cool your hot, hard places in their cool, soft damp places .

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
39 weeks ago

North West

Tight vag required. Enquire within

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By *lowupdollTV/TS
39 weeks ago

Herts/Beds/Lomdon

You have lasers we have Luton. Let’s do this.

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By *lderflower_AppleWoman
39 weeks ago

Basingstoke

"Now that I've taken over the country and most of the cabinet positions have been allocated it's time to turn our attention to policies.

First up is the over abundance of Martians.

We need ideas for a widespread advertising campaign which may encourage more Venutians to join the site.

Something along the lines of

"Your country needs your lady gardens"

"Ask not what your country can do for your ass but what your ass can do for the country!"

Interpreters will also be required to translate.

C'mon plebs. Let's do this. "

Can I please come and live in your head??

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By *TG3Man
39 weeks ago

Dorchester

Can i bring a gondola with me and also a matador?

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By (user no longer on site)
39 weeks ago

Your Bananarama's

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By *ittlebirdWoman
39 weeks ago

The Big Smoke

"Tight vag required. Enquire within

Within the tight vag?

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By *odgerMooreMan
39 weeks ago

Nowhere

"Can i bring a gondola with me and also a matador?

We will have an influx of Venetians!!!

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By *TG3Man
39 weeks ago

Dorchester

"Can i bring a gondola with me and also a matador?

We will have an influx of Venetians!!!

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lol

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By *TG3Man
39 weeks ago

Dorchester

"Can i bring a gondola with me and also a matador?

We will have an influx of Venetians!!!

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Well you don't see many venutians in Dorset

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By *ealitybites OP Man
39 weeks ago

Belfast

"Now that I've taken over the country and most of the cabinet positions have been allocated it's time to turn our attention to policies.

First up is the over abundance of Martians.

We need ideas for a widespread advertising campaign which may encourage more Venutians to join the site.

Something along the lines of

"Your country needs your lady gardens"

"Ask not what your country can do for your ass but what your ass can do for the country!"

Interpreters will also be required to translate.

C'mon plebs. Let's do this.

Can I please come and live in your head??

As long as I'm still driving

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
39 weeks ago

North West

"Tight vag required. Enquire within

Within the tight vag? "

Obviously

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By *ustamanMan
39 weeks ago

weymouth

I thought for a minute blind sales folk were taking over

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By *eavilMan
39 weeks ago

Stalybridge

I'm from Uranus - no bum jokes please.

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By *ansoffateMan
39 weeks ago

Sagittarius A

Oh so now the powerbase is established things can get political.

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By *ealitybites OP Man
39 weeks ago

Belfast

"Oh so now the powerbase is established things can get political."

No politics allowed.

Just themuns and usuns

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By *ansoffateMan
39 weeks ago

Sagittarius A

"Oh so now the powerbase is established things can get political.

No politics allowed.

Just themuns and usuns"

Themuns are such dicks aren't they, bloody splitters!

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