FabSwingers.com forum: Mutant Whales

By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago

Colchester

More reports of orcas, also known as killer whales, sinking yaughts in the Straights of Gibraltar. Gibraltar is famous for it's rock apes which steal food from tourists in Gibraltar in the same way that aggressive seagulls steal chips from unsuspecting British tourists. These attacks have been happening for the last few years and the whales often target the rudders on the yaughts disabling them and often sinking them. In the latest attack at least a dozen whales were involved. A collection of whales is often called a pod which surprisingly is used to describe garden peas. Are these mutant whales and what drives the evil buggers? Scientists are confused as always. What is going on? It's all over the news

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Clearly this is due to Brexit or something….

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By *stwo2023Couple
over a year ago

Worcester

For some reason I was drawn to this thread titles

Evie

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Bournemouth

Now mutant ninja orcas that would be worrying

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It amazes me they don't do more, given what our species does to them.

Recommend documentary for you tom "blackfish"

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By *ansoffateMan
over a year ago

Sagittarius A

One of them cheeky monkeys jumped through the window onto my wife's head and then pinched my little daughter's ice cream out of her hand.

Nature 1 Humanity 0

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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago

Colchester

These buggers are a sub mutant species and patrol the Straits of Gibraltar...

Is it time to fight back

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

They're such intelligent creatures and have had such substantial harm caused to them by humans, that I'd assume they'd reasonably have anger against us. I don't see reason that they'd not collectively absorb and share their desires for payback. We deserve what we get

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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago

Colchester

And the innocent sailor ?

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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago

Colchester

These buggers need to go

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By *icky KlungespeareMan
over a year ago

St Leonards

As ever Tom, I find myself agreeing with your style if not your content.

These mughtant whaghle poghds damaghing saighlors' yaughts need to be ghghghhhalted in their traghcks.

Now, where's me spitoon?

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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago

Colchester

There needs to be consequences for these buggers

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By *ang bang bangity bangCouple
over a year ago

Sunderland

Teenage mutant ninja orcas

Guns don't kill people, orcas do

I thought I would think of lots of things but that's all I got.

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By *lynJMan
over a year ago

Morden

Is it all over the flukes?

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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago

Colchester

And the sailors view,?

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By *icky KlungespeareMan
over a year ago

St Leonards

"And the sailors view,? "

It usually hovers between the spitoon, the wooden leg, and Roger the cabin boy.

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

They are just oversized penguins

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