FabSwingers.com forum: Which job has the most innuendos?

By *reative-mind OP Man
over a year ago

exeter

I've been conducting a research project for no reason what so ever and I've finally found the job that has the most innuendos attached to it and I'm now able to share my findings:

It's the Dentist.

Drilling

Fingerings

Spit

Swallow

Cavity

Filling

I'm sure there are more but the above list is pretty comprehensiv. Thank you for you're time.

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By *elloWoman
over a year ago

alpha centauri

"I've been conducting a research project for no reason what so ever and I've finally found the job that has the most innuendos attached to it and I'm now able to share my findings:

It's the Dentist.

Drilling

Fingerings

Spit

Swallow

Cavity

Filling

I'm sure there are more but the above list is pretty comprehensiv. Thank you for you're time. "

Lay down and open wide.

Just a little prick.

Take a tissue, you might dribble afterwards.

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Swanage

A driller on the oil rigs

We're going deep

Its coming up

Omg its hard as rock

The teeth are a bit sharp

We're going in

Are we on the bed

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By *endalshaggersCouple
over a year ago

Lake District

I've got the dentist this afternoon....

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By *ee69Man
over a year ago

glasgow

All jobs can have them just depends on how dirty a mind or good imagination you have lol

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Rummage Up The Jumper

"I've got the dentist this afternoon....

We expect you to take notes and report back to the committee!!

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By *elloWoman
over a year ago

alpha centauri

"I've got the dentist this afternoon....

Did you read the thread awhile back about the dentists being able to see you've recently sucked a cock because of the bruise marks on the roof of the mouth? Hope you've given your dentist something to fantasise about

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Swanage

A nurse

Shall i turn you over now

I may need a hand with that

Omg you're a big boy

Feeling better now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Engineering

Flange

Gussett

Penetration

Ring expander

Shaft

Thrust shaft

Lubrication failure

Probe

Nipple

Nuts

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By *ny1localMan
over a year ago

READING

"I've got the dentist this afternoon....

Did you read the thread awhile back about the dentists being able to see you've recently sucked a cock because of the bruise marks on the roof of the mouth?

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best to keep the top dentures in then,and use a good adhesive on them

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By *d4fun73Man
over a year ago

Shipley

Plumbers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Playing French horn..

Have you practiced your fingerings this week?

Place your hand in the bell end.

Your tonguing technique is excellent.

Blow, don't suck it.

What a shiny big horn you have.

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By *d4fun73Man
over a year ago

Shipley

"Playing French horn..

Have you practiced your fingerings this week?

Place your hand in the bell end.

Your tonguing technique is excellent.

Blow, don't suck it.

What a shiny big horn you have.

The same with my saxophone!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Golfers.

Swinging. Wood. Holes. 3somes. Foresome. Balls. Rough.

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

Car mechanic. Nuts, flaps (mud), screwing, banging, filling up, twisting etc

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

Proctology obviously.

They are always innuendo

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By *uteinasuitMan
over a year ago

Herts

"I've been conducting a research project for no reason what so ever and I've finally found the job that has the most innuendos attached to it and I'm now able to share my findings:

It's the Dentist.

Drilling

Fingerings

Spit

Swallow

Cavity

Filling

I'm sure there are more but the above list is pretty comprehensiv. Thank you for you're time.

Lay down and open wide.

Just a little prick.

Take a tissue, you might dribble afterwards.

Was that from Google too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not much going for us accountants other than doing it by double entry.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A penetration tester

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By *hyguy469Man
over a year ago

BROMSGROVE

Not really an innuendo but this is 100% true...I've seen (in a school) a sign saying 'Do you SQUIRT?'

S - super

Q - quiet

U - uninterrupted

I - individual

R - reading

T - time

So many giggles in the staffroom when it was introduced

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By *ags73Man
over a year ago

glasgow-ish

Any job where you need to use pencils

As you can always say oops I need to rub one out

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By *hew_ieMan
over a year ago

Not as far as you think

"A driller on the oil rigs

We're going deep

Its coming up

Omg its hard as rock

The teeth are a bit sharp

We're going in

Are we on the bed

Not on a rig but a land based one:-

We have a gusher

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By *esthetic21Man
over a year ago

Birmingham/Bristol

A woman who I worked with once said to me "stretch it out" me and another male colleague glanced at each other and smirked knowingly. She left but we often joke about stretching said woman out

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Swanage

Grave digger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Musician.

Rimshots

Licks

Fret wanking

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By *rBobbMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

The erection team

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