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"Told a female work colleague I am off to Amsterdam for a weekend with a group of lads soon. She goes "oh nice, where is that? Just outside Birmingham"?. To say I was baffled is an understatement " lol ohh dear. Mmmm probably the clincher would be someone claiming “that the woman must be very dissatisfied on fab as sex can only be good with their partner is if they or their partner orgasm”. Which while is an important part of sex there’s more to sex then the next orgasm and that it doesn’t necessarily translate to bad sex or unhappy lovers if it doesn’t always happen.  | |||
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"A girl in work said that she hoped ‘the organisers’ put the northern lights on again after she missed them at the weekend " maybe she mistook them for a Premier Inn | |||
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"A girl in work said that she hoped ‘the organisers’ put the northern lights on again after she missed them at the weekend "Fucking hell | |||
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"It was a couple of weeks ago but a lady on here told me she couldn't meet me because I looked like her dad so it would be too weird to have sex!" Why is that dumb? Evie | |||
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I also used to work with a girl who, when we were chatting in the office, would email me things she didn't understand like who is Mr T, what does ordained mean etc.
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"Not this week but I once had someone ask if the porridge I was eating was like real porridge....you know, readybrek
I also used to work with a girl who, when we were chatting in the office, would email me things she didn't understand like who is Mr T, what does ordained mean etc.
Evie "Give over. Everyone knows who Mr T is surely?? | |||
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"It was a couple of weeks ago but a lady on here told me she couldn't meet me because I looked like her dad so it would be too weird to have sex!" I once told a guy I couldn't meet him coz he had the same name as my ex fuck buddy and he left me with a bit of trauma...the guy was baffled lol x | |||
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"It was a couple of weeks ago but a lady on here told me she couldn't meet me because I looked like her dad so it would be too weird to have sex!" Why is that dumb? I wouldn't want to imagine shagging my Dad either! x | |||
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"It was a couple of weeks ago but a lady on here told me she couldn't meet me because I looked like her dad so it would be too weird to have sex! I once told a guy I couldn't meet him coz he had the same name as my ex fuck buddy and he left me with a bit of trauma...the guy was baffled lol x" Some people just can't understand. I have rejected a Guy because he was the spitting image of my ex who was abusive. I nearly had a heart attack just seeing his picture and tried to explain that I just wouldn't be able to relax around him. Wouldn't take no for an answer and kept pushing so just blocked him in the end. | |||
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"It was a couple of weeks ago but a lady on here told me she couldn't meet me because I looked like her dad so it would be too weird to have sex!" Why is that dumb? I wouldn’t fuck anyone they looked related to me! Just wrong on all counts. | |||
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"It was a couple of weeks ago but a lady on here told me she couldn't meet me because I looked like her dad so it would be too weird to have sex!" I have to agree with her. It would be freaky sleeping with a parent's double. This applies to looking like other family members too. | |||
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"Maybe she confuses Rotherham for Rotterdam too."  easily done !!!! | |||
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"Maybe she confuses Rotherham for Rotterdam too." Could be Rotterdam, or anywhere. Liverpool or Rome. | |||
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"Maybe she confuses Rotherham for Rotterdam too. Could be Rotterdam, or anywhere. Liverpool or Rome. " Damnit !!! Earworm alert !! | |||
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"Not this week but I once had someone ask if the porridge I was eating was like real porridge....you know, readybrek
I also used to work with a girl who, when we were chatting in the office, would email me things she didn't understand like who is Mr T, what does ordained mean etc.
Evie "this made me spit out my coffee - i had a friend who fed her rabbit readybreak - its real oats you know!!!!!! | |||
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"A guy asked me if I’ve ever spit roasted, I said yes; he then asks if I’ve ever done airtight. There’s me thinking…didn’t they teach you biology at school?? " | |||
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"A girl in work said that she hoped ‘the organisers’ put the northern lights on again after she missed them at the weekend "Aren't they a band? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vTtEbe6hxPc | |||
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"Maybe she confuses Rotherham for Rotterdam too." I wouldn't be surprised | |||
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"Told a female work colleague I am off to Amsterdam for a weekend with a group of lads soon. She goes "oh nice, where is that? Just outside Birmingham"?. To say I was baffled is an understatement " In fairness, they both have lots of canals. | |||
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"A man earlier using self checkouts in a shop, couldn't get his head round that he owed 30p and kept arguing with staff that it owed him change (it didn't). " Oh for fuck sake | |||
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"Finance manager told me its my responsibility to manage my departments finance… lol" Did you laugh in his face | |||
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I say, again controversially, they bloody well did especially taking those type of contracts?? | |||
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"It was a couple of weeks ago but a lady on here told me she couldn't meet me because I looked like her dad so it would be too weird to have sex!" Was that before or after you'd sent a face pic. I mean, it'd be weird if she made the judgement without a face pic  | |||
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"Finance manager told me its my responsibility to manage my departments finance… lol Did you laugh in his face "LOL shes a she (not attractive at all) and no but i should have. Im a very straight forward guy so i asked “why are you trying to avoid your work. It’s literally your job” Her response made such little sense iv now forgotten what she even said but man it was a ridiculous conversation. | |||
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"Finance manager told me its my responsibility to manage my departments finance… lol Did you laugh in his face
LOL shes a she (not attractive at all) and no but i should have.
Im a very straight forward guy so i asked “why are you trying to avoid your work. It’s literally your job”
Her response made such little sense iv now forgotten what she even said but man it was a ridiculous conversation."I'm sure it was a ridiculous conversation but I fail to understand the relevance of whether you seem the finance manager to be attractive or not. Being attractive is bugger all to do with work competence. | |||
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"Finance manager told me its my responsibility to manage my departments finance… lol Did you laugh in his face
LOL shes a she (not attractive at all) and no but i should have.
Im a very straight forward guy so i asked “why are you trying to avoid your work. It’s literally your job”
Her response made such little sense iv now forgotten what she even said but man it was a ridiculous conversation.
I'm sure it was a ridiculous conversation but I fail to understand the relevance of whether you seem the finance manager to be attractive or not. Being attractive is bugger all to do with work competence. "Lol because on this site im expecting everyone to instantly wonder if shes hot Wouldnt mind having a hot finance manager… especially one that will do her job too lmao | |||
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