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By (user no longer on site) OP
33 weeks ago

If you were woken up in the middle of the night to have sex, how happy would you be about it?

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By *ex HolesMan
33 weeks ago

Up North

Depends if she was an 8 or above

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By *ittle Miss TinkerbellWoman
33 weeks ago

your head

Grumpy as fuck. I don't sleep well as it is so if I manage to drop off, I hate being woken up. Thankfully anyone that knows me, wouldn't dream of waking me up.

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By (user no longer on site)
33 weeks ago

I'd be a tad surprised and very annoyed woody as no guy stays the night.

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By (user no longer on site)
33 weeks ago

Depends who was waking me up.

A big beardy home invading fella with a machete? I’d be rather displeased tbf.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
33 weeks ago

Central

It would vary, depending on how tired I am and who's waking me up. I'd often be grumpy, unless it's predicted and I'm not exhausted

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By *illy IdolMan
33 weeks ago

Midlands

I may be a little grumpy to start with, but I'd soon get over it

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By *hortishblondeWoman
33 weeks ago

Essex

That's never going to happen.

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By *TG3Man
33 weeks ago

Dorchester

"If you were woken up in the middle of the night to have sex, how happy would you be about it?

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Wouldn't phase me I'm quite often awake in the early hours of the morning and I'm at my horniest in the mornings as long as she said please I'd be on board

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By *929Man
33 weeks ago

newcastle

Considering I live with my 2 sons and only my mother has a key fuck no. Assuming it was a female of my liking then yes

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By (user no longer on site)
33 weeks ago

This is THE best!

I’d be happy.

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By *ools and the brainCouple
33 weeks ago

couple, us we him her.

Would it be that Bear that everyone was going on about last week?

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By *cLovin2Man
33 weeks ago

Reading

"I'd be a tad surprised and very annoyed woody as no guy stays the night. "

I could always slip it through the letterbox, be like that scene from the abyss

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By *cLovin2Man
33 weeks ago

Reading

I do love morning sex, especially if the lady instigates with a blow job.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
33 weeks ago

"I'd be a tad surprised and very annoyed woody as no guy stays the night. "

This reminds me of the koala joke.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
33 weeks ago

"Depends who was waking me up.

A big beardy home invading fella with a machete? I’d be rather displeased tbf. "

Would a A big bearded woman be any different?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
33 weeks ago

"I may be a little grumpy to start with, but I'd soon get over it"

Haha, I wouldn’t even turn the light on.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
33 weeks ago

"This is THE best!

I’d be happy. "

Fancy a sleep over?

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By (user no longer on site)
33 weeks ago

"Depends who was waking me up.

A big beardy home invading fella with a machete? I’d be rather displeased tbf.

Would a A big bearded woman be any different? "

Depends. How nice are her tits?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
33 weeks ago

"Would it be that Bear that everyone was going on about last week?"

If she chose to sleep with a bear rather than me, I’m giving up the chase all together.

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By *illy IdolMan
33 weeks ago

Midlands

"I may be a little grumpy to start with, but I'd soon get over it

Haha, I wouldn’t even turn the light on. "

Best not to know

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By (user no longer on site)
33 weeks ago

"This is THE best!

I’d be happy.

Fancy a sleep over? "

Yes!

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By *lowupdollTV/TS
33 weeks ago

Herts/Beds/Lomdon

Doubt even this would wake me up. I’m a deep sleeper.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
33 weeks ago

"I may be a little grumpy to start with, but I'd soon get over it

Haha, I wouldn’t even turn the light on.

Best not to know

Unless They begin to growl like a bear.

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By (user no longer on site)
33 weeks ago

"Depends who was waking me up.

A big beardy home invading fella with a machete? I’d be rather displeased tbf. "

NGL I'd rather like this

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By *ansoffateMan
33 weeks ago

Sagittarius A

If she's doing the work then it's all good.

It's when she taps out and wants me to take over. That's just taking liberties, because she knows I will and how to make me.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
33 weeks ago

"This is THE best!

I’d be happy.

Fancy a sleep over?

Yes!"

Do you hog the duvet? … this could be a deal breaker.

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By *ivemealadybonerWoman
33 weeks ago

somewhere

I've always told doughnut he can wake me for sex and vice versa, although sometimes we have both been getting up to mischief and then suddenly it stops before either of us climb on because we've fallen back to sleep lol x

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By *eliWoman
33 weeks ago

If they're wearing a certain type of mask?

Beyond ecstatic.

If it's someone I find ridiculously attractive and I'm rather fond of?

See above.

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By *ang bang bangity bangCouple
33 weeks ago

Sunderland

Depends.

If I'm at home and it's Mrs Bang Bang then great.

If I was arrested while crossing the border into Guatemala and ended up in a local jail cell.... less so.

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By *icecouple561Couple
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33 weeks ago

East Sussex

I'd be flaming incandescent with rage.

I don't take well to being woken up in the middle of the night

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By (user no longer on site) OP
33 weeks ago

"I've always told doughnut he can wake me for sex and vice versa, although sometimes we have both been getting up to mischief and then suddenly it stops before either of us climb on because we've fallen back to sleep lol x"

Sleepy sex is awesome

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By *edeWoman
33 weeks ago

the abyss

Och I'd probably wake up just from them turning over, so may as well enjoy the time

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By *cLovin2Man
33 weeks ago

Reading

"Depends.

If I'm at home and it's Mrs Bang Bang then great.

If I was arrested while crossing the border into Guatemala and ended up in a local jail cell.... less so.

Mr"

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By *eroLondonMan
33 weeks ago

Mayfair

I value my sleep. And besides I cannot summon an erection on a whim at, say, 2.59am just to satisfy the crepuscular thirst of a woman at that ungodly hour!

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By *ames250122Man
33 weeks ago

Worcester

"If you were woken up in the middle of the night to have sex, how happy would you be about it?

Pretty darn happy to be honest, beats been woken up because I need to pee, by a noise, bad dream or pretty much any other reason to be woken up lol. Think it’s pretty hot to be woken up by a partner for sex

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By *herry delightWoman
33 weeks ago

Ilfracombe

There are two FB that woken me up for a fuck as they know where the spare key is.

Reaction normally is your cold getting into bed warm up your hands first.

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By *weetiepie99Woman
33 weeks ago

cardiff

I'd be fuming. Unless maybe it was Vincent Cassel. Or F & B.

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By *ittlemissTinselTitsCouple
33 weeks ago

Southampton

"If you were woken up in the middle of the night to have sex, how happy would you be about it?

Depends who was waking me up

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By *crumdiddlyumptiousMan
33 weeks ago

Done it a few times with gf, A hard intense fuck at 4-5 in the morning,

Love it

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By *elloWoman
33 weeks ago

alpha centauri

"If you were woken up in the middle of the night to have sex, how happy would you be about it?

Before 5pm, that's ok as long as you're done within an hour.

After 5pm, then be prepared to be sworn at and you better make it a quicky preferably from behind as I may bite.

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By *ornycougaWoman
33 weeks ago

Wherever I lay my hat

If they are in my bed for the night then I'd be delighted

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By *inx000Couple
33 weeks ago

Manchester

"I value my sleep. And besides I cannot summon an erection on a whim at, say, 2.59am just to satisfy the crepuscular thirst of a woman at that ungodly hour!

Obviously you've not had the right woman waking you up..I can be quite persuasive

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By *hortarseWoman
33 weeks ago

Norfolk

If it was the right person I be up for it as long as he doesn't mind me sucking his cock to go back to sleep

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By *im_1878Man
33 weeks ago

Formby

"If it was the right person I be up for it as long as he doesn't mind me sucking his cock to go back to sleep

A perfect midnight snack

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By *eroLondonMan
33 weeks ago

Mayfair

"I value my sleep. And besides I cannot summon an erection on a whim at, say, 2.59am just to satisfy the crepuscular thirst of a woman at that ungodly hour!

Obviously you've not had the right woman waking you up..I can be quite persuasive

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By (user no longer on site)
33 weeks ago

Fine, but they have o do the work to get the little fella up if he's still asleep!

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By (user no longer on site)
33 weeks ago

"Fine, but they have to do the work to get the big, huge, massive fella up if he's still asleep!"

*Edited

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By *eroLondonMan
33 weeks ago

Mayfair

He just did a Freudian slip... ^

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By *NewBNWOMan
33 weeks ago

back

I say I'd love it but I've been told half asleep me wasn't interested at all so who knows

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By *ust RachelTV/TS
33 weeks ago

Horsham

Depends what you call the middle of the night, I tend to go to bed about 2am.

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By *elloWoman
33 weeks ago

alpha centauri

"I say I'd love it but I've been told half asleep me wasn't interested at all so who knows "

An ex of mine once moaned that I never wake him up with a blow job wanting sex, I told him I did try one night and he had pushed me away so I didn't bother again, I didn't like being rejected. He didn't remember it all.

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By (user no longer on site)
33 weeks ago

Like others, depends on who is waking me & how they are waking me!! That said I’d probably pretty keen!

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By *-jonMan
33 weeks ago

London

"I'd be a tad surprised and very annoyed woody as no guy stays the night. "

Niche target persona - how annoying!

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By *hortarseWoman
33 weeks ago

Norfolk

"If it was the right person I be up for it as long as he doesn't mind me sucking his cock to go back to sleep

A perfect midnight snack

I bite my snacks

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By *endalshaggersCouple
33 weeks ago

Kendal

Last time this happened was years ago while she was at Uni. Woke up to my cock in her mouth. Fucked like crazy, the bed was no more than a mattress atop a wooden box so we ended up sliding off and ending on the floor. She screamed the house down so her room mates either side woke up and banged on the walls to tell us to shut the fuck up. Was so horny!

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By *inx000Couple
33 weeks ago

Manchester

"If you were woken up in the middle of the night to have sex, how happy would you be about it?

I love it..sometimes the best oragsms come from a suprise wake up fuck

Although we probably wouldn't be going back to sleep

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By *uenevereWoman
33 weeks ago

Scunthorpe

Not at all happy... I need my sleep.

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By *im_1878Man
33 weeks ago

Formby

"If it was the right person I be up for it as long as he doesn't mind me sucking his cock to go back to sleep

A perfect midnight snack

I bite my snacks

Damn, that would fully wake you up!

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By *ambertMan
33 weeks ago

Cheltenham

Me and the ex used to love doing it to each other. After having the discussion about consent ofc

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By (user no longer on site)
33 weeks ago

Happily woken up if it's someone I invited to stay ..... intact I may wake them up myself

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By *eeliciouschaosWoman
33 weeks ago

Wherever

I wish!

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By *T89Man
33 weeks ago

Llandudno

Fuckin right I would be

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By *otSoPetiteMortWoman
33 weeks ago

Hertfordshire

Nope. Anyone who wakes me up expecting sex has a death wish.

It is only ever acceptable to wake me up if you're one of my kids, we're going on holiday or it's snowing.

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By *he Gentleman 4uMan
33 weeks ago

Aston

When in a relationship I love to be woken up for sex or by her performing an act

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By (user no longer on site)
33 weeks ago

Well it depends to be honest

Is the person going to splat in 3 minutes roll over and go back to sleep or run out the door to work / going home for man

Or in the woman going to go one round and do the same if so nope nope nope would be cranky and they probably not get any at all

Now if they going to wake me up mid sleep and bang the life out off me for the next 7 hours take breaks asking me to put a serton outfit on take the day off work and all that

Then let’s go I be happy

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By *inger_SnapWoman
33 weeks ago

Hampshire/Dorset

They wouldn't dare.

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By (user no longer on site)
33 weeks ago

"They wouldn't dare."

If we're gonna get that 4 times in a day thing, we need to make sacrifices!

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By *issBellaWoman
33 weeks ago

Wales

Yes, very happy. Although a little surprised, I'm usually the one that does the waking

Sleepy sex is the best

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By *emorefridaCouple
33 weeks ago

La la land

Depends on how tired I am. He knows when it's really not a good idea.

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By *ear in the chairMan
33 weeks ago

yeah there

Go on, try and wake me when asleep

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By *sWyldWoman
33 weeks ago

Edinburgh

I used to love it

Now, it's very unlikely to happen

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By (user no longer on site) OP
33 weeks ago

"If you were woken up in the middle of the night to have sex, how happy would you be about it?

I love it..sometimes the best oragsms come from a suprise wake up fuck

Although we probably wouldn't be going back to sleep

Once in up, I’m up

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By *octor ProdMan
33 weeks ago

working Overseas

I can sleep through anything, so waking me up would be a challenge. But if Lttle Doctor is up and awake, they are more then welcome to use him, just don't expect much from me

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By *cLovin2Man
33 weeks ago

Reading

"Last time this happened was years ago while she was at Uni. Woke up to my cock in her mouth. Fucked like crazy, the bed was no more than a mattress atop a wooden box so we ended up sliding off and ending on the floor. She screamed the house down so her room mates either side woke up and banged on the walls to tell us to shut the fuck up. Was so horny!"

Man, I went to the wrong uni

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By *cLovin2Man
33 weeks ago

Reading

"When in a relationship I love to be woken up for sex or by her performing an act"

Hamlet? At 4:29am.

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By *ceicebabyMan
33 weeks ago

Huddersfield

I would roll over back to sleep!

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By *ittlebirdWoman
33 weeks ago

The Big Smoke

A bit shocked if I’m honest seeing as I live alone

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By *ot to giggleWoman
33 weeks ago

Coventry

If it was someone i had invited to stay!

sleeping would be limited anyway!!

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By (user no longer on site)
33 weeks ago

Any time is a good time for sex

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By *ittlemissTinselTitsCouple
33 weeks ago

Southampton

"Any time is a good time for sex

I'd forgive you for waking me up

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By *eadinthecloudsMan
33 weeks ago

Manchester

I’d be very happy about it

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By *ittlemissTinselTitsCouple
33 weeks ago

Southampton

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By *erfHerder74Man
33 weeks ago

Inverclyde

If it was someone I had staying over I’d be very happy to help

If it was a phone call for a hook up no I’m trying to sleep

If it was from someone who broke in no lol

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By (user no longer on site)
33 weeks ago

I've had sex many times in the middle of the night

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By *oiluvfunMan
33 weeks ago

Penrith

I have an overnight in a hotel with a friend booked this coming Saturday, so I’ll let you know…..

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By (user no longer on site) OP
33 weeks ago

"I've had sex many times in the middle of the night

So have I … in my dreams!!

Boom! Eeeiye thank you.

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By *ad NannaWoman
33 weeks ago

East London

I would be very happy.

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By *ather WickmasMan
33 weeks ago

The Continental

I’d be pretty miserable about it. I don’t get anywhere near enough sleep as it is. So when I actually am asleep, I don’t want it disturbing for something so trivial.

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By *icketToRudeCouple
33 weeks ago

Wellingborough

S (m) doesn't sleep that well and easily disturbed and normally sleeps better in the morning but when K (f) is over, she wakes alot earlier and that's enough for S to stir and arise

so it's kind of a mutual thing and no objections from S despite not being a morning person

morning sex is great, as much as he may want to sleep.

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By *ea monkeyMan
33 weeks ago

Manchester (he/him)

Very very happy

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By (user no longer on site) OP
33 weeks ago

"I’d be pretty miserable about it. I don’t get anywhere near enough sleep as it is. So when I actually am asleep, I don’t want it disturbing for something so trivial. "

I’d be ecstatic, I don’t get nearly enough sex as it is!

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