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Let’s get our old grey matter a’working shall we?
Q1: Sarah is sucking Peter’s cock when she looks up and suddenly notices that he is sporting a beard.
Should she continue with her oral caress based upon her follicular preference?
Q2: - Too late! Peter ejaculates with some not inconsiderable force…
Sarah reasons however that beards are ok so opts to swallow 76% of Peter’s load.
If Peter has fired off a 10cc round, how many cc’s did Sarah in fact guzzle down the hatch?
Peter decides to return the favour and buries his face eagerly into Sarah’s who-haa.
Luckily, Peter can lick for hours and after about three and a half of them plus a final touch of the old bicycle fingering technique, Sarah gushes profusely.
Q3: Was it merely piss?
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"Oi Oi good folks
Let’s get our old grey matter a’working shall we?
Q1: Sarah is sucking Peter’s cock when she looks up and suddenly notices that he is sporting a beard.
Should she continue with her oral caress based upon her follicular preference?
Q2: - Too late! Peter ejaculates with some not inconsiderable force…
Sarah reasons however that beards are ok so opts to swallow 76% of Peter’s load.
If Peter has fired off a 10cc round, how many cc’s did Sarah in fact guzzle down the hatch?
Peter decides to return the favour and buries his face eagerly into Sarah’s who-haa.
Luckily, Peter can lick for hours and after about three and a half of them plus a final touch of the old bicycle fingering technique, Sarah gushes profusely.
Q3: Was it merely piss?
Over to you my fine folks "Q1 No, so Q2 and Q3 are theoretical and didn’t happen. | |||
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"From my fab maths q1 depends on how big his cock is and if he sent a face pic with his first message! Assuming that he has an above average length and girth the beard won’t matter!! Q2 - in theory it will depend on the consistency of fizz and if any remained on Sarah’s teeth!! Q3 - does it matter if it’s piss as long as everyone has a good time!! She probably pissed to fake it anyway!!" Oh and how did you know my name is Peter!! | |||
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"Maths question for you all What is 1 + 1? Difficult I know. You can all take your time and please show workings out too "Here's a serious maths question what is the sum of the series 1+2+3+4+....up to infinity? | |||
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"Can I not just suck the teacher off and get a pass, like I did on my chemistry tests?" I once saw a science program where it was stated that 1+1 is not 2, it’s ‘we can presume it’s 2’. Apparently Scientists are always open to new discoveries so they do not discount the possibility of someone proving 1+1 is something other than 2. Bonkers. | |||
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"Q1: Sarah is sucking Peter’s cock when she looks up and suddenly notices that he is sporting a beard. Should she continue with her oral caress based upon her follicular preference? Q2: - Too late! Peter ejaculates with some not inconsiderable force… Sarah reasons however that beards are ok so opts to swallow 76% of Peter’s load. If Peter has fired off a 10cc round, how many cc’s did Sarah in fact guzzle down the hatch? Peter decides to return the favour and buries his face eagerly into Sarah’s who-haa. Luckily, Peter can lick for hours and after about three and a half of them plus a final touch of the old bicycle fingering technique, Sarah gushes profusely. Q3: Was it merely piss?" 
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"Urgh I hate maths, can't I just send a boob photo." ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ this | |||
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"Maths question for you all What is 1 + 1? Difficult I know. You can all take your time and please show workings out too
Here's a serious maths question what is the sum of the series 1+2+3+4+....up to infinity?"Infinity cannot be arrived at ... | |||
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"Maths question for you all What is 1 + 1? Difficult I know. You can all take your time and please show workings out too
Here's a serious maths question what is the sum of the series 1+2+3+4+....up to infinity?"-1  | |||
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"Maths question for you all What is 1 + 1? Difficult I know. You can all take your time and please show workings out too
Here's a serious maths question what is the sum of the series 1+2+3+4+....up to infinity?
-1 "The answer is -1/12 (minus one twelfth) and nobody knows why. | |||
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"Maths question for you all What is 1 + 1? Difficult I know. You can all take your time and please show workings out too
Here's a serious maths question what is the sum of the series 1+2+3+4+....up to infinity?"This would be half infinty times (infinity+1) | |||
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