FabSwingers.com forum: Red flags

By *illy Idol OP Man
33 weeks ago

Midlands

What's one red flag people should know about you?

Fess up

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
33 weeks ago

Carlisle usually

I am the red flag

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
33 weeks ago

A den in the Glen

Can talk for Britain. Bring ear defence. Is that a red flag?

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By *TG3Man
33 weeks ago

Dorchester

No red flags here I'm perfect in every way

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By *illy Idol OP Man
33 weeks ago

Midlands

"I am the red flag

A walking, talking sassy red flag

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
33 weeks ago

North West

I'm fucking hard work

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By *viatrixWoman
33 weeks ago

Redhill

I am super sweet and placid, but piss me off and I will tear you to shreds.

Sorry, been awake for 22 hrs.

haha

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By *illy Idol OP Man
33 weeks ago

Midlands

"I'm fucking hard work

Uphill?

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By *lym4realCouple
33 weeks ago

plymouth

Mr4 "Actually does " read stuff like books( even the guardian ffs) and not facebook ! BIG red flag and Mrs4 has "Opinions" ...

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By *illy Idol OP Man
33 weeks ago

Midlands

"Can talk for Britain. Bring ear defence. Is that a red flag?"

I'd say so. 2 ears, one mouth. Foxy

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By *partharmonyCouple
33 weeks ago

Ruislip

"What's one red flag people should know about you?

Fess up"

The Danish flag has a lot of red in it.

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
33 weeks ago

Carlisle usually

"I am the red flag

A walking, talking sassy red flag

I'm associating sassy with Nëro lately. May I have another word?

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By *eroLondonMan
33 weeks ago

Mayfair

My inability to appreciate mediocrity.

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By (user no longer on site)
33 weeks ago

I’m a spurs fan

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By *illy Idol OP Man
33 weeks ago

Midlands

"I am the red flag

A walking, talking sassy red flag

I'm associating sassy with Nëro lately. May I have another word?"

brazen-faced?

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By *illy Idol OP Man
33 weeks ago

Midlands

" Mr4 "Actually does " read stuff like books( even the guardian ffs) and not facebook ! BIG red flag and Mrs4 has "Opinions" ...

Avoid

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By *nnCeeWoman
33 weeks ago

East of Eden, West of Hell

Not telling.

I don't get enough bites as it is - I'm not going to put people off on purpose!!

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By *illy Idol OP Man
33 weeks ago

Midlands

"My inability to appreciate mediocrity."

Don't drop your standards, give the others time to rise

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By *till gameMan
33 weeks ago

two doors down

"I'm fucking hard work

I wouldn’t of guessed that after our conversation last night about the olympics

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By *ather WickmasMan
33 weeks ago

The Continental

I don’t always have minstrels with me.

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By *illy Idol OP Man
33 weeks ago

Midlands

"I’m a spurs fan

None of us are perfect. Even Fred^

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
33 weeks ago

Carlisle usually

"I am the red flag

A walking, talking sassy red flag

I'm associating sassy with Nëro lately. May I have another word?

brazen-faced?"

Skip the faced and I'm in

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By *illy Idol OP Man
33 weeks ago

Midlands

"Not telling.

I don't get enough bites as it is - I'm not going to put people off on purpose!!

Have you tried a social?

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By *illy Idol OP Man
33 weeks ago

Midlands

"I am the red flag

A walking, talking sassy red flag

I'm associating sassy with Nëro lately. May I have another word?

brazen-faced?

Skip the faced and I'm in

Deal

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
33 weeks ago

North East Scotland, mostly

I have been known to get a bit overexcited

Mrs TMN x

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By (user no longer on site)
33 weeks ago

I’m all green flag.

Narrator - as he stands and delivers this quick answer the focus should be towards the door behind him, as we can clearly see the chair jamming it shut and there is red flags spilling out of the the seams.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
33 weeks ago

North West

"I'm fucking hard work

Uphill?

Uphill, downhill and over the hills and far away

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By *ealitybitesMan
33 weeks ago

Belfast

I'm not quite as famous as many think I am. I'm only a B-lister.

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By *lowupdollTV/TS
33 weeks ago

Herts/Beds/Lomdon

I’m so red flag Chinese flag manufacturers adopted me as their logo.

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By *ittlebirdWoman
33 weeks ago

The Big Smoke

I have no filter… buyer beware

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By *usurrusCouple
33 weeks ago

North West.

I am reassuringly dull.

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By *lue Eyed JokerMan
33 weeks ago

Always on the move

I'm basically a human labrador. Playful, friendly, affectionate...but don't leave me alone otherwise I get bored and chew the sofa

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By (user no longer on site)
33 weeks ago

I have a short attention span and I’m impulsive. An excellent combination.

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By *errocaWoman
33 weeks ago

Shropshire

I eat in bed

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By *a LunaWoman
33 weeks ago

South Wales

Shy and quiet. Getting a conversation out of me can be…challenging.

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By *929Man
33 weeks ago

newcastle

I’ve been told in the most unromantic man ever

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By *JcuriousCouple
33 weeks ago

Derby

Don't shut the fuck up

Miss S x

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By *ansoffateMan
33 weeks ago

Sagittarius A

Hyperfocus

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By *illy Idol OP Man
33 weeks ago

Midlands

"I'm fucking hard work

Uphill?

Uphill, downhill and over the hills and far away

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By *eliWoman
33 weeks ago

I was working out how to condense this down and I'm going to say... I'm a lot.

Is there such a thing? Perhaps not. It depends on who you're with. Maybe.

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By *urry BlokeMan
33 weeks ago

Stalybridge

Just one?

Kin ell, I've got enough for a Chinese military parade!

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By *agnar73Man
33 weeks ago

glasgow-ish

"Don't shut the fuck up

Miss S x"

That’s cool helps me last longer if I can have a chat

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By *JcuriousCouple
33 weeks ago

Derby

"Don't shut the fuck up

Miss S x

That’s cool helps me last longer if I can have a chat

Who said it was in the bedroom

Miss S x

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By (user no longer on site)
33 weeks ago

I don't meet

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By *agnar73Man
33 weeks ago

glasgow-ish

"Don't shut the fuck up

Miss S x

That’s cool helps me last longer if I can have a chat

Who said it was in the bedroom

Miss S x"

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By (user no longer on site)
33 weeks ago

Lots of people don’t know what a red flag is supposed to mean. ….

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By *lue Eyed JokerMan
33 weeks ago

Always on the move

Oh yeah! I'm one of those "in your area for work" bastards. Massive red flag apparently

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By (user no longer on site)
33 weeks ago

I don't put up with far right shite

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By *ex HolesMan
33 weeks ago

Up North

I will bum you

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By *ornycougaWoman
33 weeks ago

Wherever I lay my hat

I've been likened to an active volcano as I am prone to unexpected explosive eruptions

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By *urry BlokeMan
33 weeks ago

Stalybridge

"I will bum you "

That's a

flag, not a red one

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By *eroLondonMan
33 weeks ago

Mayfair

She's not referring to acne... ^

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By *ex HolesMan
33 weeks ago

Up North

"I will bum you

That's a

flag, not a red one "

Your arse will be like a Japanese flag when I finished

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By *urry BlokeMan
33 weeks ago

Stalybridge

"I will bum you

That's a

flag, not a red one

Your arse will be like a Japanese flag when I finished "

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By *illy Idol OP Man
33 weeks ago

Midlands

"I don't meet"

I knew I was wasting my time

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By (user no longer on site)
33 weeks ago

I'm friends with Wonko

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By (user no longer on site)
33 weeks ago

"I don't meet

I knew I was wasting my time

I am one huge waste of time Willy

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By (user no longer on site)
33 weeks ago

"I've been likened to an active volcano as I am prone to unexpected explosive eruptions "

Same, but only if you touch the right places

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By *illy Idol OP Man
33 weeks ago

Midlands

"I don't meet

I knew I was wasting my time

I am one huge waste of time Willy

Don't say that, Miss R.

You're lovely to chat to in the mornings before anyone has had time to annoy you

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By *illy Idol OP Man
33 weeks ago

Midlands

"I'm friends with Wonko "

How's he getting on?

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By *he love catsCouple
33 weeks ago

South Wales

That my wife is insatiable.

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By *agatoXXXMan
33 weeks ago

Gone and completely forgotten.

"I'm friends with Wonko "

And I thought my life was shite!

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
33 weeks ago

Staffordshire

If I start a tub of ice cream I won’t put it down until it’s all gone.

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By (user no longer on site)
33 weeks ago

I'm a serious over thinker and generally think of the worst case scenarios in situations and of people even if I know they're nothing like how my catastrophic thinking portrays

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
33 weeks ago

Reading

You will have to get to know me before you get into my knickers.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
33 weeks ago

The Town by The Cross

I don't think I have any red flags........

Uhhhhhhhm I hide the snacks...

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By *TG3Man
33 weeks ago

Dorchester

"I’m a spurs fan

None of us are perfect. Even Fred^"
yes we are

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
33 weeks ago

Leeds

I’m a prick.

The mr

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By *ittlemissTinselTitsCouple
33 weeks ago

Southampton

"I have a short attention span and I’m impulsive. An excellent combination. "

Oh thus is too relatable

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By *NewBNWOMan
33 weeks ago

back

Once I'm comfortable I will never shut up & will remember everything I can about you

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By *herry delightWoman
33 weeks ago

Ilfracombe

That I have absolutely no interest in having a social or a get to know you drink.

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By *uri00620Woman
33 weeks ago

Croydon

My inability to get riled up, way too laid back to the point where people think I don't care about things.

I probably don't.

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By *ena AmourTV/TS
33 weeks ago

Chard

"I have no filter… buyer beware "

She is a little too honest x

I like women's underwear, alot

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By *rispyDuckMan
33 weeks ago

Chinese Takeaway near you

Like my t-shirt notes: I taste & you will want more

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By *uriousscouserWoman
33 weeks ago

Wirral

If you ask me what I'm thinking about I won't be coy or make up something cute, I will tell you the truth in huge detail, even though it's likely to be either breathtakingly weird or mind-numbingly banal.

Very few ask that question more than once.

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By *ivemealadybonerWoman
33 weeks ago

somewhere

Huge attachment issues here, I might aswell stand at the top of a hill with massive flag (hence why I don't meet anymore)

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By *elloWoman
33 weeks ago

alpha centauri

"What's one red flag people should know about you?

Fess up"

Just 1

. How am I meant to pick just 1, they're all so good

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By (user no longer on site)
33 weeks ago

I value solitude.

Possibly too much.

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By *mmaleiaWoman
33 weeks ago

Trowbridge

I can never be arsed, my fucks are barren , but show me the your time, I’ll give you everything

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By *lirtyfun123Woman
33 weeks ago

essex

I’m an overthinker and analyse everything, I probably have more than one red flag tbh but I won’t share all

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
33 weeks ago

East Sussex

Nothing, I'm a ray of chuffing sunshine

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
33 weeks ago

Essex

"I'm friends with Wonko "

Who?

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
33 weeks ago

Essex

I’m apparently sarcastic.

Blunt.

Hyper.

Clumsy.

I bite.

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By *ucka39Man
33 weeks ago

Newcastle

I'm a Scorpio

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By *illy Idol OP Man
33 weeks ago

Midlands

"I'm a Scorpio

I bloody knew it!

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By *ittlemissTinselTitsCouple
33 weeks ago

Southampton

I'm a bitch, I'm a tease

I'm.a goddess on my knees ....

I'd probably have to say I'm a loose cannon lol... wears her heart on her sleeves and is an incorrigible flirt

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By *illy Idol OP Man
33 weeks ago

Midlands

"My inability to get riled up, way too laid back to the point where people think I don't care about things.

I probably don't."

Unless they're wearing a dryrobe in sainsburys

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By *uri00620Woman
33 weeks ago

Croydon

"My inability to get riled up, way too laid back to the point where people think I don't care about things.

I probably don't.

Unless they're wearing a dryrobe in sainsburys

I think you'll find it was Tesco. I don't shop at Sainsburys so wouldn't like to comment

Anyway, I think the riled up ones were some of the respondents. Job done.

(Maybe that's another red flag?...)

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By *cflirtyMan
33 weeks ago

Hampshire

"I eat in bed"

I'm more of a muncher

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By *illy Idol OP Man
33 weeks ago

Midlands

"My inability to get riled up, way too laid back to the point where people think I don't care about things.

I probably don't.

Unless they're wearing a dryrobe in sainsburys

I think you'll find it was Tesco. I don't shop at Sainsburys so wouldn't like to comment

Anyway, I think the riled up ones were some of the respondents. Job done.

(Maybe that's another red flag?...)

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By *ena AmourTV/TS
33 weeks ago

Chard

"I’m apparently sarcastic.

Blunt.

Hyper.

Clumsy.

I bite."

Overgrown helipad

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By *exxyyDy11Man
33 weeks ago

Darwen

"I'm a bitch, I'm a tease

I'm.a goddess on my knees ....

I'd probably have to say I'm a loose cannon lol... wears her heart on her sleeves and is an incorrigible flirt

You need taming then

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By *exxyyDy11Man
33 weeks ago

Darwen

I'm a proper northerner and very chatty lol

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By *ittlemissTinselTitsCouple
33 weeks ago

Southampton

"I'm a bitch, I'm a tease

I'm.a goddess on my knees ....

I'd probably have to say I'm a loose cannon lol... wears her heart on her sleeves and is an incorrigible flirt

You need taming then

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By *ickie76XXXMan
33 weeks ago

dartford

Mine is the facked I can knot spel

Eye,AM, Goode wif. Punch chew, a tion, thou sow I’m tolled!,”

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By *illy Idol OP Man
33 weeks ago

Midlands

"Mine is the facked I can knot spel

Eye,AM, Goode wif. Punch chew, a tion, thou sow I’m tolled!,”

There's a few errors in your bio, but nothing to worry about. You're all good

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By *illy Idol OP Man
33 weeks ago

Midlands

"I'm a proper northerner and very chatty lol "

Dyl, what's a proper northerner?

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By *exxyyDy11Man
33 weeks ago

Darwen

"I'm a proper northerner and very chatty lol

Dyl, what's a proper northerner?"

Not entirely sure. I'm just going off what some work colleagues have said to me. I will find out and get back to you haha

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By *ambertMan
33 weeks ago

Cheltenham

I'm brilliant

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By *illy Idol OP Man
33 weeks ago

Midlands

"I'm a proper northerner and very chatty lol

Dyl, what's a proper northerner?

Not entirely sure. I'm just going off what some work colleagues have said to me. I will find out and get back to you haha "

It's gravy, I'm sure of it

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By *carlet SeductionWoman
33 weeks ago

Maidstone

I'm everything you want.

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By (user no longer on site)
33 weeks ago

Receiving a message first

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By (user no longer on site)
33 weeks ago

My appalling personal hygiene.

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
33 weeks ago

Manchester-ish

Woke lefty snowflake

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By *illy Idol OP Man
33 weeks ago

Midlands

"Woke lefty snowflake

How left?

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By *inkyycurvyyWoman
33 weeks ago

Manchester

I will send you memes all day when I'm working from home and bored

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By *illy Idol OP Man
33 weeks ago

Midlands

"I will send you memes all day when I'm working from home and bored "

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
33 weeks ago

Manchester-ish

"Woke lefty snowflake

How left?"

Keynes-ish.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
33 weeks ago

little house on the praire

I hide amongst the shadows. I creep about unnoticed.I could be your worst nightmare

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By *olden RatioWoman
33 weeks ago

Buckinghamshire

I am dangerously spectacular. You've been warned.

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By *eroLondonMan
33 weeks ago

Mayfair

She's warned me... ^

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
33 weeks ago

North West

"Woke lefty snowflake

How left?

Keynes-ish.

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By *illy Idol OP Man
33 weeks ago

Midlands

"I am dangerously spectacular. You've been warned."

Can't say fairer than that

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By *illy Idol OP Man
33 weeks ago

Midlands

"I hide amongst the shadows. I creep about unnoticed.I could be your worst nightmare"

Na na na na na na na nah...batman

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By *ucka39Man
33 weeks ago

Newcastle

"I'm a Scorpio

I bloody knew it!

So they need to up there game

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By *rispyDuckMan
33 weeks ago

Chinese Takeaway near you

I always go balls deep, if you can’t handle it deep rub for the hills lol

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By (user no longer on site)
33 weeks ago

No red flags here

But.... I'm good at reacting to other peoples red flags and I'll cut them into a million pieces for them

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By (user no longer on site)
33 weeks ago

My inability to listen to Bull .. I have a radar for it .

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By *nnCeeWoman
33 weeks ago

East of Eden, West of Hell

"Not telling.

I don't get enough bites as it is - I'm not going to put people off on purpose!!

Have you tried a social?

Cuppa?

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By *omRPMan
33 weeks ago

North Curry

"I’ve been told in the most unromantic man ever "

Me too. My partner refers to me as Stone Hearted and unromantic.

In my defence I’m AuADHD which makes a lot of emotions awkward for me to display or process.

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By *rHotNottsMan
33 weeks ago

Dubai & Nottingham

I’m told great in person rubbish by text. Which is fine , no interest in text only relationships

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By (user no longer on site)
33 weeks ago

Nothing. I'm perfect. We will be very happy together forever

Sent from my iPhone

Mrs

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By *erfHerder74Man
33 weeks ago

Inverclyde

I’m an introvert type and don’t fcuk on a first, second meeting

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By *uri00620Woman
33 weeks ago

Croydon

"I’ve been told in the most unromantic man ever

Me too. My partner refers to me as Stone Hearted and unromantic.

In my defence I’m AuADHD which makes a lot of emotions awkward for me to display or process. "

Oh me too. I've been told I'm the Stephen Hawkin of emotional malfunction. (Actually the last word isn't the one actually used but I thought better of putting it here).

I reckon they're right though!

Saying that, it's nice to be recognised as a genius at something!

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By *own PeriscopeMan
33 weeks ago

From the island

Apparently me not having any social media other than this is?

And not being interested in popular culture.

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By *ea monkeyMan
33 weeks ago

Manchester (he/him)

One person’s red flag is another person’s charming character trait.

Ah who am I kidding, I’m a fucking nightmare

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By *ickyKlungespeareMan
33 weeks ago

St Leonards

I'm too much hard work outside of my boundaries.

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By *eeliciouschaosWoman
33 weeks ago

Wherever

I loose my interest quickly.

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