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Women, they LOVE it really!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
39 weeks ago

Ignore what these so called “feminists” tell you, in my experience women just love it when:

- they get their arses pinched by randomers in Sainsburys

- their other half comes up behind them in public and jiggles their breasts saying “look at my missus’ milkers”

- they send boobie pics to my inbox (DMs open right NOW, ladies )

What else do the ladies just LOVE really, fellas?

And ladies, I’m right aren’t I? (and don’t forget to send boobs to my inbox )

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
39 weeks ago

Leeds

When you beep your horn on a busy high street, then shout “ get ya tits out “ from out the window.

The mr

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By *ittlebirdWoman
39 weeks ago

The Big Smoke


"When you beep your horn on a busy high street, then shout “ get ya tits out “ from out the window.

The mr

"

I fucking love doing that

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
39 weeks ago


"When you beep your horn on a busy high street, then shout “ get ya tits out “ from out the window.

The mr

"

they LOVE it!!

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By *ornyTravels86Man
39 weeks ago

all over

Taking notes...

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By *hatKlungeEnigmaMan
39 weeks ago

St Leonards

This is all self-evidently true, but none of it is more truerest than the fact they LOVE to send boobies to your inbox.

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By *ister_ee_1981Man
39 weeks ago

Sunniest Exeter...

Or when they make you that damn sandwich, you slap their arse, saying "good job sweet-cheeks"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
39 weeks ago


"This is all self-evidently true, but none of it is more truerest than the fact they LOVE to send boobies to your inbox."

This is SO true.

Ladies. Ladies!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
39 weeks ago


"Or when they make you that damn sandwich, you slap their arse, saying "good job sweet-cheeks"

"

Yeah, if only they made it a bit sooner though, right?

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By *bi HaiveMan
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39 weeks ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

Dick pics in their inboxes, obvs....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
39 weeks ago


"Dick pics in their inboxes, obvs...."

Goes without saying. Especially the unsolicited ones

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
39 weeks ago

Manchester-ish

They LOVE having things explained to them, especially their jobs or things they already know about.

B

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By *illy IdolMan
39 weeks ago

Midlands

They love it when you treat them as equals

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
39 weeks ago

Leeds


"They LOVE having things explained to them, especially their jobs or things they already know about.

B"

Even more so when you explain, they say they understand and the man continues to explain in a slower more patronising way to the one that already understands.

That shit makes me wet!

Mrs

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By *hatKlungeEnigmaMan
39 weeks ago

St Leonards


"They love it when you treat them as equals "

There's always someone who has to make it silly .

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
39 weeks ago

North West

It feels like a 1970s sitcom here

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By *ot to giggleWoman
39 weeks ago

Coventry


"Dick pics in their inboxes, obvs....

Goes without saying. Especially the unsolicited ones "

or the ones from the other thread that cant work out who is above them on the list

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
39 weeks ago


"They love it when you treat them as equals "

but come along now this is supposed to be a SERIOUS thread! Plenty of room for joviality elsewhere!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
39 weeks ago


"They LOVE having things explained to them, especially their jobs or things they already know about.

B"

We’re here to help!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
39 weeks ago


"They LOVE having things explained to them, especially their jobs or things they already know about.

B

Even more so when you explain, they say they understand and the man continues to explain in a slower more patronising way to the one that already understands.

That shit makes me wet!

Mrs "

See? She knows!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
39 weeks ago


"It feels like a 1970s sitcom here "

Oooh Saucy!! (Giggles)

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
39 weeks ago


"Dick pics in their inboxes, obvs....

Goes without saying. Especially the unsolicited ones

or the ones from the other thread that cant work out who is above them on the list "

You LOVE it!!

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By *illy IdolMan
39 weeks ago

Midlands


"They love it when you treat them as equals

but come along now this is supposed to be a SERIOUS thread! Plenty of room for joviality elsewhere! "

Wheyyy as if

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By *partharmonyCouple
39 weeks ago

Ruislip


"Ignore what these so called “feminists” tell you, in my experience women just love it when:

- they get their arses pinched by randomers in Sainsburys

- their other half comes up behind them in public and jiggles their breasts saying “look at my missus’ milkers”

- they send boobie pics to my inbox (DMs open right NOW, ladies )

What else do the ladies just LOVE really, fellas?

And ladies, I’m right aren’t I? (and don’t forget to send boobs to my inbox )"

"Me too" is something that happened to other people, right, Dan?

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By *TG3Man
39 weeks ago

Dorchester

They love it when you treat them as ignoble

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
39 weeks ago


"Ignore what these so called “feminists” tell you, in my experience women just love it when:

- they get their arses pinched by randomers in Sainsburys

- their other half comes up behind them in public and jiggles their breasts saying “look at my missus’ milkers”

- they send boobie pics to my inbox (DMs open right NOW, ladies )

What else do the ladies just LOVE really, fellas?

And ladies, I’m right aren’t I? (and don’t forget to send boobs to my inbox )

"Me too" is something that happened to other people, right, Dan? "

Exactly, when you tell a bird to smile a bit luv, it’s just a bit of fun innit they soon join in

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
39 weeks ago


"They love it when you treat them as ignoble "

Makes ‘em feel proper noble treating ‘em ignoble

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
39 weeks ago


"Ignore what these so called “feminists” tell you, in my experience women just love it when:

- they get their arses pinched by randomers in Sainsburys

- their other half comes up behind them in public and jiggles their breasts saying “look at my missus’ milkers”

- they send boobie pics to my inbox (DMs open right NOW, ladies )

What else do the ladies just LOVE really, fellas?

And ladies, I’m right aren’t I? (and don’t forget to send boobs to my inbox )

"Me too" is something that happened to other people, right, Dan?

Exactly, when you tell a bird to smile a bit luv, it’s just a bit of fun innit they soon join in "

I appear to have turned Cockney

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By *exyScientistsCouple
39 weeks ago

Castlebar

Leaving the toilet seat up and weeing all over the floor

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
39 weeks ago


"Leaving the toilet seat up and weeing all over the floor "

We only do it as they LOVE it so much!

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By *2000ManMan
39 weeks ago

Worthing

They class us "ordinary" blokes above the ones "on the telly"!

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By (user no longer on site)
39 weeks ago

They love us looking at their cleavage when they’re telling us something.

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod

39 weeks ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

Housework

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By *TG3Man
39 weeks ago

Dorchester


"They love it when you treat them as ignoble

Makes ‘em feel proper noble treating ‘em ignoble "

exactly

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By *ansoffateMan
39 weeks ago

Sagittarius A

When you are driving your van and you see a couple of them waiting to cross at the lights, you say hi and they

So you say...

Where's Cinderella? As you pull off.

They always love that you can see them in the mirror waving for you to come back. Never fails.

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By (user no longer on site)
39 weeks ago

They love being compared to your little toe.

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By *ornycougaWoman
39 weeks ago

MADERIA Wherever I lay my hat

More manspreading on public transport please. I love that

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod

39 weeks ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

Dutch ovens

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By (user no longer on site)
39 weeks ago

Being called babe

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By *agatoXXXMan
39 weeks ago

Gone and completely forgotten.


"When you beep your horn on a busy high street, then shout “ get ya tits out “ from out the window.

The mr

"

You have to get your mate to shout "Oi Oi!", or it doesn't count.

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By (user no longer on site)
39 weeks ago

They ALL love cock. They think it’s just polite saying otherwise

#allwomen

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
39 weeks ago

The Town by The Cross


"They love it when you treat them as equals "

I'd find it difficult to plummet to those depths but if it makes a man happy ....... i'll try to lower myself to be equal. Thanks Willy

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
39 weeks ago

Staffordshire

They love it when guys mention their menstrual cycle when commending them on their reverse park.

“I’m doing my best!”

Jeez babe, not my fault you’re on the blob again.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
39 weeks ago


"They love us looking at their cleavage when they’re telling us something. "

Exactly, it’s why they flaunt it, for us to look at. Same with mini skirts etc, they LOVE it!

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
39 weeks ago

The Town by The Cross

Women just love it when you answer......

Yes sweetie, your arse DOES look big in that ......

Oh honesty you wanted ?

Well it's FUCKING MASSIVE!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
39 weeks ago

Women just LOVE it when men bump their own threads back to the top

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