FabSwingers.com forum: Secret skill

By *ea monkey OP Man
39 weeks ago

Manchester (he/him)

Do you have one?

Something that you don’t talk about much, something that isn’t related to work or anything you do financially but something that you’re good at…

C’mon, share with the class

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By *ensuallover1000Man
39 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

I can lick for hours/breath through my ears/bore a lady to sleep via woefully inept cunnilingus etc…..

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
39 weeks ago

Carlisle usually

Human valium.

I can calm just about anyone when needed

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By *icecouple561Couple
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39 weeks ago

East Sussex

I can put a Turkish puzzle ring back together

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By (user no longer on site)
39 weeks ago

"I can put a Turkish puzzle ring back together"

Had to look that up. Was worried what might come up in Urban Dictionary!

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By *ea monkey OP Man
39 weeks ago

Manchester (he/him)

"Human valium.

I can calm just about anyone when needed

That’s a wonderful skill to have

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By *icecouple561Couple
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39 weeks ago

East Sussex

"I can put a Turkish puzzle ring back together

Had to look that up. Was worried what might come up in Urban Dictionary!"

. In case I was a proctologist

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By *ea monkey OP Man
39 weeks ago

Manchester (he/him)

"I can lick for hours/breath through my ears/bore a lady to sleep via woefully inept cunnilingus etc…..

Perfect

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By *ea monkey OP Man
39 weeks ago

Manchester (he/him)

"I can put a Turkish puzzle ring back together

Had to look that up. Was worried what might come up in Urban Dictionary!

. In case I was a proctologist

“Last night was great, she did the Turkish puzzle ring, then put it back together”

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By (user no longer on site)
39 weeks ago

"I can put a Turkish puzzle ring back together

Had to look that up. Was worried what might come up in Urban Dictionary!

. In case I was a proctologist

Interesting. I am in Turkey at the moment and type in "proctologist" into Google and it follows it with "Turkey".

How very odd.

I shall not be going near any Turkish doctors, baths, cosmetic surgeons.

Ohhhh, the call of prayer, better be a good boy and get down the mosque!

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By *ell GwynnWoman
39 weeks ago

North Yorkshire

I have no secret skills, not one

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By *icecouple561Couple
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39 weeks ago

East Sussex

"I can put a Turkish puzzle ring back together

Had to look that up. Was worried what might come up in Urban Dictionary!

. In case I was a proctologist

“Last night was great, she did the Turkish puzzle ring, then put it back together”"

It's niche but Dragon's Den are on to it

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By *icecouple561Couple
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39 weeks ago

East Sussex

"I can put a Turkish puzzle ring back together

Had to look that up. Was worried what might come up in Urban Dictionary!

. In case I was a proctologist

Interesting. I am in Turkey at the moment and type in "proctologist" into Google and it follows it with "Turkey".

How very odd.

I shall not be going near any Turkish doctors, baths, cosmetic surgeons.

Ohhhh, the call of prayer, better be a good boy and get down the mosque!"

Pick me up a couple of sets of teeth would you

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By *ANDA!Man
39 weeks ago

DUMFRIES

More of a practical thing really, but when it comes to building/constructing something I can plan and visualise it in my head and just follow the imaginary plan. I built a neighbors lean-to shed doing so, only a handsaw and spirit level used. Windproof, waterproof and it'll last years. Built a retaining wall in a garden to bring the garden level up about a foot. No building or joinery experience whatsoever, just common sense, a good eye and visualisation

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By *r Black 85Man
39 weeks ago

nottingham

Been putting smiles on people's faces with no hands since.......

1985

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By *ea monkey OP Man
39 weeks ago

Manchester (he/him)

"I have no secret skills, not one

Dancing? I seem to remember that you had the moves

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By *ohn.Wick.Man
39 weeks ago

The Continental

I can pick keylocks open, and decode combination locks.

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By *lue Eyed JokerMan
39 weeks ago

Always on the move

I can disappoint almost anyone!

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By *illie fitMan
39 weeks ago

Bournemouth

Mine is a secret, isn’t that the point of secrets lol

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By *omRPMan
39 weeks ago

North Curry

Not sure how much a skill it is. But I brew my own beer, wine and cider.

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By *ayRyuMan
39 weeks ago

Harrogate

I certainly have but my inner voices don't like sharing

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By *ell GwynnWoman
39 weeks ago

North Yorkshire

"I have no secret skills, not one

Dancing? I seem to remember that you had the moves"

Maybe, although there are many excellent dancers around.

OK, cats and dogs seem to really like me. Geese, not so much.

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By (user no longer on site)
39 weeks ago

I can do the Hokey Cokey without putting either my right or left leg in, or out, or shaking it all about.

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By *illy IdolMan
39 weeks ago

Midlands

"Not sure how much a skill it is. But I brew my own beer, wine and cider. "

If it's any good, it's a skill

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
39 weeks ago

Carlisle usually

"Human valium.

I can calm just about anyone when needed

That’s a wonderful skill to have"

It's a good counterbalance to how incredibly frustrating and infuriating I can be

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By *illy IdolMan
39 weeks ago

Midlands

I can Rock the Baby with a yo-yo

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By *lack4WhiteFemMan
39 weeks ago

Closer 2 U

Almost professional massages including mixing my oils for diff objectives.

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By *ealitybitesMan
39 weeks ago

Belfast

The voice message on my profile answers all those questions.....

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
39 weeks ago

Manchester-ish

My secret skill is that I can be pretty good at anything I turn my attention to. Except physical/sporty stuff, I'm shit at that!

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By *lowupdollTV/TS
39 weeks ago

Herts/Beds/Lomdon

I’m good at looking luxe on the cheap

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
39 weeks ago

Leeds

I can annoy a room full of people without even trying.

The mr

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By *ornLordMan
39 weeks ago

Wiltshire and London

I can wiggle my ears and nose at the same time.

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By *ot to giggleWoman
39 weeks ago

Coventry

ummm its so secret i dont know it !

but i can click my hip out of joint!

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By *sWyldWoman
39 weeks ago

Edinburgh

I can balance on a chair fairly well. Although it's been a while since I have

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By *JcuriousCouple
39 weeks ago

Derby

I mean not wow factor but I can curve my tounge into a clover shape

Miss S x

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By *TG3Man
39 weeks ago

Dorchester

"I mean not wow factor but I can curve my tounge into a clover shape

Miss S x"
me two i can hit a squash ball with pin point accuracy into the bottom right hand corner

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
39 weeks ago

North East Scotland, mostly

What’s yours, OP?

Mine is tap dancing. Obvs.

Mrs TMN x

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By *ea monkey OP Man
39 weeks ago

Manchester (he/him)

"What’s yours, OP?

Mine is tap dancing. Obvs.

Mrs TMN x"

I can dance…

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By *usurrusCouple
39 weeks ago

North West.

I can still do the splits - after a few pints.....

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