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The saddest thing about growing old

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By *annyDanielle OP   Man
39 weeks ago

Street, Somerset

Is, i think, just not being surprised by anything anymore, how i mourn the loss of youthful innocence. Now, it seems, no matter what happens in the world, it's all met with no more than a shrug and a rolling of the eyes. Yes, we may still be appalled by what's happening but the loss of surprise is palpable.

Then i was sent a video of a gorilla giving oral sex to his mate. I'm happy to report that surprise still exists, my faith is restored and all is well with the world.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
39 weeks ago

North West

Thank you for sharing

I'm sure it's all over the news.

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By *lowupdollTV/TS
39 weeks ago

Herts/Beds/Lomdon


"Thank you for sharing

I'm sure it's all over the news. "

And soon all over the gorilla

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By (user no longer on site)
39 weeks ago

Growing old, is better than the alternative...remember..

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By (user no longer on site)
39 weeks ago

It is a good thing to have the chance to grow old. Some others have not been as lucky.

Live every day as if its your last because one day you will be right.

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By *undee2Man
39 weeks ago

Dundee

It isn't so much growing old as growing experienced. My gran reinforced the message "don't trust grown ups" time and time again. I never had that youthful innocence to lose. My gran was so right though.

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By *hatKlungeEnigmaMan
39 weeks ago

St Leonards

Just wait till the Alzheimer's kicks in OP.

You'll be giving oral sex to your mates (maybe even some gorillas too?) in public, and you'll be all happy and smiley with ne'er a care in the world.

Everyone else...we'll politely look the other way and call Adult Social Care .

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By *elboy1978Man
39 weeks ago

Jarrow

Being alone

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By *ts the taking part thatMan
39 weeks ago

southampton

Painful, creaking knees.

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By *a LunaWoman
39 weeks ago

South Wales

Nobody wanting my aging fanny.

Just as well, cos if it got a good pumping at the moment, it would probably turn to dust it’s so dry.

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By *ts the taking part thatMan
39 weeks ago

southampton


"Nobody wanting my aging fanny.

Just as well, cos if it got a good pumping at the moment, it would probably turn to dust it’s so dry.

"

It's a young Fanny to me but a tad far away. X

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By *TG3Man
39 weeks ago

Dorchester

Everytime you go to pick something up you invariably stay there

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By *lowupdollTV/TS
39 weeks ago

Herts/Beds/Lomdon


"Just wait till the Alzheimer's kicks in OP.

You'll be giving oral sex to your mates (maybe even some gorillas too?) in public, and you'll be all happy and smiley with ne'er a care in the world.

Everyone else...we'll politely look the other way and call Adult Social Care ."

Because adult social care also provide oral sex?

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By *uri00620Woman
39 weeks ago

Croydon


"Is, i think, just not being surprised by anything anymore, how i mourn the loss of youthful innocence. Now, it seems, no matter what happens in the world, it's all met with no more than a shrug and a rolling of the eyes. Yes, we may still be appalled by what's happening but the loss of surprise is palpable.

Then i was sent a video of a gorilla giving oral sex to his mate. I'm happy to report that surprise still exists, my faith is restored and all is well with the world. "

Yeah, when I saw gorillas they mostly spent their time wanking. That was amusing but not quite as much as orangutans chucking their poo at unsuspecting tourists just for their own entrainment. So yep, stuff like that!

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By *rettCoolMan
39 weeks ago

Dunfermline

Not being as attractive as I was when I was younger .. mmmm

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By *lderflower_AppleWoman
39 weeks ago

Basingstoke


"Everytime you go to pick something up you invariably stay there "

Or get halfway down and forget why you were bending over in the first place!

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By *929Man
39 weeks ago

bedlington

Everything about getting older is shit

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By *ackformore100Man
39 weeks ago

Tin town


"Is, i think, just not being surprised by anything anymore, how i mourn the loss of youthful innocence. Now, it seems, no matter what happens in the world, it's all met with no more than a shrug and a rolling of the eyes. Yes, we may still be appalled by what's happening but the loss of surprise is palpable.

Then i was sent a video of a gorilla giving oral sex to his mate. I'm happy to report that surprise still exists, my faith is restored and all is well with the world. "

I'm surprised the first question wasn't either?

Do gorilla's spit or swallow?

Or..

Were they fab straight gorilla's?

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By *ivemealadybonerWoman
39 weeks ago

somewhere

Having to take photos of small writing and then enlarging the picture to see the writing.

Being at that age where you don't want to be stuck with the oldies but the younger table but you catch a glimpse of yourself and you are an oldie now.

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By *2000ManMan
39 weeks ago

Worthing

Losing loved ones. Finding out school friends who did not make it to my age.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
39 weeks ago

North West


"Losing loved ones. Finding out school friends who did not make it to my age."

We've had several school acquaintances die, and we're only in our 30s. The latest was only a month or two ago, in a car accident.

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By *ouples_EroticaXXXCouple
39 weeks ago

manchester

People who say age is just a number.

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By (user no longer on site)
39 weeks ago

It’s so damn easy to injury yourself in the gym. I can literally look at a barbell the wrong way and it puts my back out.

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
39 weeks ago

Leeds

No the worse thing about getting old is I can’t put a can in the wheel of my push iron and pretend I’m evil knievel.

The mr

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By *undee2Man
39 weeks ago

Dundee

So much negativity. Hopefully we will all be lucky enough to get old. I am still working because I enjoy it. I have good health. I have family. My brain is sharper than most youngsters. I have sufficient funds. I have experience. I have time. You can either be old and grumpy or grab life by the balls.

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By *ailor75Man
39 weeks ago

Brigg, near scunthorpe


"Painful, creaking knees."

Most definitely, knees cracking , elbows burning, back aching , I'm still 21 I'm my head , but the body is falling to pieces

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By *ot to giggleWoman
39 weeks ago

Coventry


"Just wait till the Alzheimer's kicks in OP.

You'll be giving oral sex to your mates (maybe even some gorillas too?) in public, and you'll be all happy and smiley with ne'er a care in the world.

Everyone else...we'll politely look the other way and call Adult Social Care .

Because adult social care also provide oral sex? "

and wet wipes

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By *ot to giggleWoman
39 weeks ago

Coventry


"It’s so damn easy to injury yourself in the gym. I can literally look at a barbell the wrong way and it puts my back out. "

aren't you supposed to lift it?

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By (user no longer on site)
39 weeks ago


"It’s so damn easy to injury yourself in the gym. I can literally look at a barbell the wrong way and it puts my back out.

aren't you supposed to lift it? "

Lift ???? Eff that.

I’m just there to make animalistic grunting noises while warming up, throw subtle mirror poses to show off the striations in my arms to anyone who might inadvertently throw a cursory glance in my direction and go around telling everyone they are doing it ‘all wrong’.

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By *TG3Man
39 weeks ago

Dorchester


"Everytime you go to pick something up you invariably stay there

Or get halfway down and forget why you were bending over in the first place!"
exactly are you a cheese eater?

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By *nnCeeWoman
39 weeks ago

East of Eden, West of Hell

I'm glad I've the chance, I've already lost friends my age, and I wouldn't say I'm "old" yet.

But one of the things I've noticed is comparing "yesteryear" and deciding that things "aren't what they used to be".

Sometimes, this is a good thing. Sometimes, of course, it's not.

I've also noticed I've begun to use phrases that my Mum used to use on me

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By *ts the taking part thatMan
39 weeks ago

southampton


"Just wait till the Alzheimer's kicks in OP.

You'll be giving oral sex to your mates (maybe even some gorillas too?) in public, and you'll be all happy and smiley with ne'er a care in the world.

Everyone else...we'll politely look the other way and call Adult Social Care ."

You've already posted that twice today .

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By *lowupdollTV/TS
39 weeks ago

Herts/Beds/Lomdon


"Just wait till the Alzheimer's kicks in OP.

You'll be giving oral sex to your mates (maybe even some gorillas too?) in public, and you'll be all happy and smiley with ne'er a care in the world.

Everyone else...we'll politely look the other way and call Adult Social Care .

Because adult social care also provide oral sex?

and wet wipes "

*Glow crosses wet wipes off the shopping list, sees a money saving opportunity.

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By *lack Orchid 0204Man
39 weeks ago

Leeds

Growing old is inevitable....growing up entirely optional

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
39 weeks ago

North West


"So much negativity. Hopefully we will all be lucky enough to get old. I am still working because I enjoy it. I have good health. I have family. My brain is sharper than most youngsters. I have sufficient funds. I have experience. I have time. You can either be old and grumpy or grab life by the balls."

We're not all lucky enough to make it without acquiring ill health or disability. It can strike out of nowhere, not the fault of the person who acquires it. I know I'm not going to live a pain free, sprightly older life.

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By *arkus1812Man
39 weeks ago

Finedon ,


"Growing old, is better than the alternative...remember.."

Only Just !

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