FabSwingers.com forum: Do you touch your genitals

By (user no longer on site) OP
39 weeks ago

When you’re not horny or masturbating or being sexual? Just end up with your hands there?

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By *ohn.Wick.Man
39 weeks ago

The Continental

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By *ohn.Wick.Man
39 weeks ago

The Continental

All the time.

I think it’s the crabs that make me do it.

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
39 weeks ago

Manchester(ish).

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By *ensuallover1000Man
39 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

My balls are like a homing beckon….

My hands gravitate there

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By (user no longer on site) OP
39 weeks ago

"All the time.

I think it’s the crabs that make me do it. "

Crabs terrify me.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
39 weeks ago

Lots of removed by poster. Don’t be shy

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
39 weeks ago

Manchester(ish).

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By (user no longer on site) OP
39 weeks ago

"My balls are like a homing beckon….

My hands gravitate there

Always find their way home

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By *ohn.Wick.Man
39 weeks ago

The Continental

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By *amie HantsWoman
39 weeks ago

Atlantis

Yep. I twiddle my landing strip (or whatever shape my pubic hair happens to be). Don’t know why.

I’ve always got my hand in my pants. Usually it’s because I’m a pervert but the rest of the time it’s just an innocent twiddle

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
39 weeks ago

North West

Only to occasionally rearrange the flaps. Sometimes they fold the wrong way along the perforations.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
39 weeks ago

"Yep. I twiddle my landing strip (or whatever shape my pubic hair happens to be). Don’t know why.

I’ve always got my hand in my pants. Usually it’s because I’m a pervert but the rest of the time it’s just an innocent twiddle "

You are just like my fiancé

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By *amie HantsWoman
39 weeks ago

Atlantis

"Only to occasionally rearrange the flaps. Sometimes they fold the wrong way along the perforations. "

YES!

YES YES YES.

I’ve never heard anyone mention this before but yes flap rearrangement is a thing

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By *ensuallover1000Man
39 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

I like to stretch my ballbag and twist it into fascinating shapes like playdoh.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
39 weeks ago

"Only to occasionally rearrange the flaps. Sometimes they fold the wrong way along the perforations.

YES!

YES YES YES.

I’ve never heard anyone mention this before but yes flap rearrangement is a thing "

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By (user no longer on site) OP
39 weeks ago

"Only to occasionally rearrange the flaps. Sometimes they fold the wrong way along the perforations. "

Tbf I love my balls occasionally

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By (user no longer on site) OP
39 weeks ago

"I like to stretch my ballbag and twist it into fascinating shapes like playdoh.

You’re literally me. And I am you.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
39 weeks ago

North West

"Only to occasionally rearrange the flaps. Sometimes they fold the wrong way along the perforations.

YES!

YES YES YES.

I’ve never heard anyone mention this before but yes flap rearrangement is a thing "

Inwardly folding flaps are ouchy sometimes

Gotta grab 'em by the flaps and don't forget the corners

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By *amie HantsWoman
39 weeks ago

Atlantis

"I like to stretch my ballbag and twist it into fascinating shapes like playdoh.

I am so jealous. That sounds so much fun.

Is ballbag envy a thing? Maybe a theory from an Aldi Freud

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By *ittlebirdWoman
39 weeks ago

The Big Smoke

Nope. I’m hands free

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By *till gameMan
39 weeks ago

Oldham

"Only to occasionally rearrange the flaps. Sometimes they fold the wrong way along the perforations. "

Mental image is building in my head

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By *inger_SnapWoman
39 weeks ago

Hampshire/Dorset

"Only to occasionally rearrange the flaps. Sometimes they fold the wrong way along the perforations.

YES!

YES YES YES.

I’ve never heard anyone mention this before but yes flap rearrangement is a thing "

Yep, got to roll them up and tuck them back in.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
39 weeks ago

"Nope. I’m hands free

You NEVER touch yourself?

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By *ittlebirdWoman
39 weeks ago

The Big Smoke

"Nope. I’m hands free

You NEVER touch yourself?

Well obviously sometimes. But it’s rare. I don’t need to…

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By (user no longer on site) OP
39 weeks ago

"Nope. I’m hands free

You NEVER touch yourself?

Well obviously sometimes. But it’s rare. I don’t need to…"

Are you sure they’re still there

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By *ucka39Man
39 weeks ago

Newcastle

Rotation of my crystal jewel's

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By *ittlebirdWoman
39 weeks ago

The Big Smoke

"Nope. I’m hands free

You NEVER touch yourself?

Well obviously sometimes. But it’s rare. I don’t need to…

Are you sure they’re still there"

100%

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By *imeForAnAdventureMan
39 weeks ago

Chichester

All the freaking time

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By *eliWoman
39 weeks ago

Yes when I'm measuring my clit. Or I'm bored and twirling my hair. It's like a little furry comfort blanket.

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By *ensuallover1000Man
39 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"I like to stretch my ballbag and twist it into fascinating shapes like playdoh.

I am so jealous. That sounds so much fun.

Is ballbag envy a thing? Maybe a theory from an Aldi Freud "

It’s an incredibly rewarding pastime, I find.

For instance, only last week I fashioned my srotum to resemble King Charles. I was dead proud of myself and even took a snap which I sent via email to Buckingham Palace.

I’m awaiting a reply from them still….

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By *ittlebirdWoman
39 weeks ago

The Big Smoke

"Yes when I'm measuring my clit. Or I'm bored and twirling my hair. It's like a little furry comfort blanket.

Is that with a tape measure. Asking entirely for me

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By *lowupdollTV/TS
39 weeks ago

Herts/Beds/Lomdon

I drew moustaches on my hands and now I can’t leave myself alone.

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By *heGateKeeperMan
39 weeks ago

Stratford

Yeah comfort hold when I’m chilling at home or watching TV

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
39 weeks ago

North West

"Yes when I'm measuring my clit. Or I'm bored and twirling my hair. It's like a little furry comfort blanket.

Is that with a tape measure. Asking entirely for me

I think mine shrank

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By *ittlebirdWoman
39 weeks ago

The Big Smoke

"Yes when I'm measuring my clit. Or I'm bored and twirling my hair. It's like a little furry comfort blanket.

Is that with a tape measure. Asking entirely for me

I think mine shrank

Where did they go?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
39 weeks ago

North West

"Yes when I'm measuring my clit. Or I'm bored and twirling my hair. It's like a little furry comfort blanket.

Is that with a tape measure. Asking entirely for me

I think mine shrank

Where did they go?

Just the clit. I only have one of those. It seems to be burrowing inward!

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By *esthetic21Man
39 weeks ago

Birmingham/Bristol

"When you’re not horny or masturbating or being sexual? Just end up with your hands there? "
yea my mom always shouts at me for it

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By (user no longer on site)
39 weeks ago

Sometimes I twiddle either a piercing or my landing strip absentmindedly.

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By *ickie76XXXMan
39 weeks ago

dartford

I’m constantly using my sack like it’s some of them metal stress ball things that you spin around in the palm of your hand lol

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By *ittlebirdWoman
39 weeks ago

The Big Smoke

"Yes when I'm measuring my clit. Or I'm bored and twirling my hair. It's like a little furry comfort blanket.

Is that with a tape measure. Asking entirely for me

I think mine shrank

Where did they go?

Just the clit. I only have one of those. It seems to be burrowing inward!"

. Like a beaver?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
39 weeks ago

North West

"Yes when I'm measuring my clit. Or I'm bored and twirling my hair. It's like a little furry comfort blanket.

Is that with a tape measure. Asking entirely for me

I think mine shrank

Where did they go?

Just the clit. I only have one of those. It seems to be burrowing inward!

. Like a beaver?

Yes. I think it's trying to hibernate

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By *ansoffateMan
39 weeks ago

Sagittarius A

There's just general maintenance tasks to keep everything running optimally. Like you get leaves in your car vents and then the A/C just doesn't cut it.

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By *ittlebirdWoman
39 weeks ago

The Big Smoke

"Yes when I'm measuring my clit. Or I'm bored and twirling my hair. It's like a little furry comfort blanket.

Is that with a tape measure. Asking entirely for me

I think mine shrank

Where did they go?

Just the clit. I only have one of those. It seems to be burrowing inward!

. Like a beaver?

Yes. I think it's trying to hibernate

Jesus wept

Mrs KC. I love you

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
39 weeks ago

North West

"Yes when I'm measuring my clit. Or I'm bored and twirling my hair. It's like a little furry comfort blanket.

Is that with a tape measure. Asking entirely for me

I think mine shrank

Where did they go?

Just the clit. I only have one of those. It seems to be burrowing inward!

. Like a beaver?

Yes. I think it's trying to hibernate

Jesus wept

Mrs KC. I love you

Maybe I should fertilise my bush so it's luxuriant for it to snuggle into? Bonsai-like, perhaps? I really don't know

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By *ittlebirdWoman
39 weeks ago

The Big Smoke

"Yes when I'm measuring my clit. Or I'm bored and twirling my hair. It's like a little furry comfort blanket.

Is that with a tape measure. Asking entirely for me

I think mine shrank

Where did they go?

Just the clit. I only have one of those. It seems to be burrowing inward!

. Like a beaver?

Yes. I think it's trying to hibernate

Jesus wept

Mrs KC. I love you

Maybe I should fertilise my bush so it's luxuriant for it to snuggle into? Bonsai-like, perhaps? I really don't know

All Zen and shit?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
39 weeks ago

North West

"Yes when I'm measuring my clit. Or I'm bored and twirling my hair. It's like a little furry comfort blanket.

Is that with a tape measure. Asking entirely for me

I think mine shrank

Where did they go?

Just the clit. I only have one of those. It seems to be burrowing inward!

. Like a beaver?

Yes. I think it's trying to hibernate

Jesus wept

Mrs KC. I love you

Maybe I should fertilise my bush so it's luxuriant for it to snuggle into? Bonsai-like, perhaps? I really don't know

All Zen and shit?

Exactly. Though unsure on the role of that designer pebbley stuff.

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By *ittlebirdWoman
39 weeks ago

The Big Smoke

"Yes when I'm measuring my clit. Or I'm bored and twirling my hair. It's like a little furry comfort blanket.

Is that with a tape measure. Asking entirely for me

I think mine shrank

Where did they go?

Just the clit. I only have one of those. It seems to be burrowing inward!

. Like a beaver?

Yes. I think it's trying to hibernate

Jesus wept

Mrs KC. I love you

Maybe I should fertilise my bush so it's luxuriant for it to snuggle into? Bonsai-like, perhaps? I really don't know

All Zen and shit?

Exactly. Though unsure on the role of that designer pebbley stuff. "

That’s to keep the beaver happy

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By *onkeynutWoman
39 weeks ago

somewhere

Yeh my hand is always down there, it’s a safe place

Also forever fiddling with my nipples.

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By *he turned me GreyCouple
39 weeks ago

Warwick and Coventry

Only every day, aim for 20 times

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By (user no longer on site)
39 weeks ago

Well I never knew that. Every day a school day

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
39 weeks ago

North West

"Yes when I'm measuring my clit. Or I'm bored and twirling my hair. It's like a little furry comfort blanket.

Is that with a tape measure. Asking entirely for me

I think mine shrank

Where did they go?

Just the clit. I only have one of those. It seems to be burrowing inward!

. Like a beaver?

Yes. I think it's trying to hibernate

Jesus wept

Mrs KC. I love you

Maybe I should fertilise my bush so it's luxuriant for it to snuggle into? Bonsai-like, perhaps? I really don't know

All Zen and shit?

Exactly. Though unsure on the role of that designer pebbley stuff.

That’s to keep the beaver happy

Is the bonsai and bush why they call it a lady garden?

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
39 weeks ago

Carlisle usually

I do.

It's my favourite thing. It's warm and soft and my hands are comfortable there

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By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS
39 weeks ago

Chichester

Watched a woman scratching her fanny in Sainsbury’s today while was waiting in line. I asked her if she wanted me to get the dog scratcher off shelf ….. some amusing conversation happened

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By *iscean_dreamMan
39 weeks ago

Llanelli

I'm touching myself right now Pickle

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By *octor ProdMan
39 weeks ago

working Overseas

Find it helps when I take a piss. Tends to go down my leg onto my shoes if I don't hold it and point it

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By (user no longer on site)
39 weeks ago

Touching right now lol

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By *ools and the brainCouple
39 weeks ago

couple, us we him her.

I'm a bloke I can't watch TV without my hands down my pants in a non sexual comforting way.

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By *lue Eyed JokerMan
39 weeks ago

Always on the move

Touch my own genitals?!?! Urrrgh. Brutha Urrggghhh.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
39 weeks ago

"Touch my own genitals?!?! Urrrgh. Brutha Urrggghhh.

I understand this reference

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By *lue Eyed JokerMan
39 weeks ago

Always on the move

"Touch my own genitals?!?! Urrrgh. Brutha Urrggghhh.

I understand this reference"

I might be touching 40 , but I'm down with the meme culture

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By *ornucopiaMan
39 weeks ago

Bexley

"All the time.

I think it’s the crabs that make me do it.

Crabs terrify me.

God invented them in order to make people paranoid about promiscuity.

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By *omRPMan
39 weeks ago

North Curry

"All the time.

I think it’s the crabs that make me do it.

Crabs terrify me.

I had a mate who thought if he saved his pubes it would get rid of his crabs. They migrated to his armpits. Why the feck he told us I do not know. Never lived it down.

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By *ocktoplaywithMan
39 weeks ago

Derby

Regularly. If I didn’t then who would?

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By *ell GwynnWoman
39 weeks ago

North Yorkshire

"All the time.

I think it’s the crabs that make me do it.

Crabs terrify me.

I had a mate who thought if he saved his pubes it would get rid of his crabs. They migrated to his armpits. Why the feck he told us I do not know. Never lived it down. "

Good god!

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By *ell GwynnWoman
39 weeks ago

North Yorkshire

I am also a fluff fondler and a flap rearranger. These things just gotta happen.

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By (user no longer on site)
39 weeks ago

"[Balls removed by surgeon at 13/05/24 22:43:33]"

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By (user no longer on site)
39 weeks ago

I’m sat here with my hands down my boxers as I type …. The rest of the office is not happy

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By (user no longer on site)
39 weeks ago

"I’m sat here with my hands down my boxers as I type …. The rest of the office is not happy

But it is quite a skill being able to type while your hands are down your trousers! Do you use your penis to hit the keys on the keyboard? How do you get your keyboard in your boxers?

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By *JcuriousCouple
39 weeks ago

Derby

Yep, often just hold my titty randomly and catch myself doing it

Miss S x

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By *od ThrusterMan
39 weeks ago

Newport Pagnell

If it's a couple of days since my balls were shaved they start to get itchy so hand is quite often there.

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By *a LunaWoman
39 weeks ago

South Wales

Yeah because sometimes my lips get stuck together and I have to prize them apart so I can turn over in bed without ripping out my clit.

Vaginal dryness has a lot to answer for.

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By (user no longer on site)
39 weeks ago

Dig the crusty bits off sometimes.

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By (user no longer on site)
39 weeks ago

"I’m sat here with my hands down my boxers as I type …. The rest of the office is not happy

But it is quite a skill being able to type while your hands are down your trousers! Do you use your penis to hit the keys on the keyboard? How do you get your keyboard in your boxers?"

I find if I put my keyboard upside down on my lap I can type using twitches

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By *iddlesticksMan
39 weeks ago

My nan’s spare room.

Is there something about jogging bottoms and hoodies that compels people to stuff their hand down their pants.

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By *agatoXXXMan
39 weeks ago

Gone and completely forgotten.

"When you’re not horny or masturbating or being sexual? Just end up with your hands there? "

Nobody else does, so I might as well.

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By *rBobbMan
39 weeks ago

Birmingham

It's a comfort thing

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By (user no longer on site)
39 weeks ago

No, because I have self control

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By *weetiepie99Woman
39 weeks ago

cardiff

I do like to rest my hand on my pubic mound sometimes. It's just nice and warm and relaxes me

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By (user no longer on site)
39 weeks ago

Yes. Happens an awful lot when browsing fab

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By (user no longer on site)
39 weeks ago

"Yes when I'm measuring my clit. Or I'm bored and twirling my hair. It's like a little furry comfort blanket.

Is that with a tape measure. Asking entirely for me

I think mine shrank

Where did they go?

Just the clit. I only have one of those. It seems to be burrowing inward!"

Well it needs teasing out then

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
39 weeks ago

North West

How am I the first person to do this?!

I Touch Myself

https://g.co/kgs/hf6Pc6i

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By *pa and dCouple
39 weeks ago

Barnet

They're just so lovely and warm!

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By (user no longer on site)
39 weeks ago

"I’m sat here with my hands down my boxers as I type …. The rest of the office is not happy

But it is quite a skill being able to type while your hands are down your trousers! Do you use your penis to hit the keys on the keyboard? How do you get your keyboard in your boxers?

I find if I put my keyboard upside down on my lap I can type using twitches

A man of many talents.

You should go on BGT

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By *illan-KillashMan
39 weeks ago

London/Sussex/Surrey/Berks/Hants

"Only to occasionally rearrange the flaps. Sometimes they fold the wrong way along the perforations.

YES!

YES YES YES.

I’ve never heard anyone mention this before but yes flap rearrangement is a thing "

I remember a thread from a while back where one of the ladies had sat on one of her flaps.

Sounded painful they way she told it......

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By (user no longer on site)
39 weeks ago

I normally touch my genitals when I’m thinking about touching your genitals, OP

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By *agatoXXXMan
39 weeks ago

Gone and completely forgotten.

" I remember a thread from a while back where one of the ladies had sat on one of her flaps.

Sounded painful they way she told it......

Pass the brain bleach, please.

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By *utterfly64Woman
39 weeks ago

Raynes Park

"I like to stretch my ballbag and twist it into fascinating shapes like playdoh.

Saw that live on stage once - was it you?! Puppetry of the penis. A very fun night out

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By *ornucopiaMan
39 weeks ago

Bexley

Way back in the 1960s we 11 year olds were wise as to which of our school masters were 'pocket billiards' players.

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By (user no longer on site)
39 weeks ago

Sometimes I sit with my hands down my pj trousers, but I’m not touching anything, they just sit there, it’s comfortable

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