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By (user no longer on site) OP   
37 weeks ago

My buddy was coming to stay from Sunday evening until Friday lunch time with a visit to a club on Wednesday. This works out a minimum of 16 fucks + club

Now he is leaving early Thursday morning and thinks it's unreasonable that I still want my minimum 16 fucks + club.

So I ask you am I being unreasonable?

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By (user no longer on site)
37 weeks ago

Not at all numbers are irrelevant

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By *ong-leggedblondWoman
37 weeks ago

Next Door

Quality over Quantity.

How does you buddy feel about 16 fucks + club?

Yes, I think you are being unreasonable, as you are putting pressure on someone to preform for you

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By *ags73Man
37 weeks ago

glasgow-ish

Still trying to work out 16.

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By *ong-leggedblondWoman
37 weeks ago

Next Door


"Still trying to work out 16. "

4 a day maybe

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
37 weeks ago

Reading

If one of you finds it unreasonable then it is. You both have to be on board.

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By *ickyxxx69Man
37 weeks ago

Bedford

Quality is better but if stauing over not unreasonable to expect sex

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
37 weeks ago


"Still trying to work out 16.

4 a day maybe"

It was 2 Sunday 4 Mon, Tue, Thu then 2 Friday.

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By *ags73Man
37 weeks ago

glasgow-ish

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By *ags73Man
37 weeks ago

glasgow-ish


"Still trying to work out 16.

4 a day maybe

It was 2 Sunday 4 Mon, Tue, Thu then 2 Friday.

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Ah thanks, club on Wednesday

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By *ellhungvweMan
37 weeks ago

Cheltenham

If he needs time out to recover then put him on the subs bench for a couple of hours and he can watch whilst you put a new player on the pitch.

#problemSolved

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
37 weeks ago


"If he needs time out to recover then put him on the subs bench for a couple of hours and he can watch whilst you put a new player on the pitch.

#problemSolved"

That is why we are going to a club on Wednesday so he can have a rest.

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By *elloWoman
37 weeks ago

alpha centauri

Does all the 16 minimum have to be conducted by buddy? Can you tap.oit for a couple of he feels unable to fulfil the quota?

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By *ags73Man
37 weeks ago

glasgow-ish

So you’re 6 down if he goes Thursday morning?

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By (user no longer on site)
37 weeks ago

Yes no maybe a little

no because I bet your like me and went above and beyond in effort and money and stuff

And have all these different senarios planned out in your head new out fits for the time he’s staying that no one’s see / touched

Planed a lap dance in sed outfit then fun change in to the next and so forth

Yes because your putting pressure on them to be able to perform that meny times in that space off time things can happen people can get worn out go floppy fell they can’t live up to expectations

Best solution is to just take the week as it comes also ask if they don’t mind others joining to relieve a bit off pressure ie say the Thursday comes and they all tired out then maybe they not mind you invite someone else over for a little bit to help out be it a regular friend or a one off and they can watch

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By (user no longer on site)
37 weeks ago

That’s a lot of fucks and a lot of pressure to put on someone.

It sounds a bit unnatural having to meet a quota.

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By (user no longer on site)
37 weeks ago

What's a "fuck" as described above? 16 shots/loads? 16 induced orgasms in a demanding woman who tends to feel nothing? 16 agreeable decisions? 16 strokes of the piston?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
37 weeks ago


"Does all the 16 minimum have to be conducted by buddy? Can you tap.oit for a couple of he feels unable to fulfil the quota? "

Last time he was here he tried to tap out but that didn't work out as he ended up fucking him as well.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
37 weeks ago


"What's a "fuck" as described above? 16 shots/loads? 16 induced orgasms in a demanding woman who tends to feel nothing? 16 agreeable decisions? 16 strokes of the piston?"

I can assure you it will be loads more than 16 orgasms, there is a reason why he is the only buddy that is allowed to stay over.

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By (user no longer on site)
37 weeks ago

16 is my quota for 5 years.

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By *JcuriousCouple
37 weeks ago

Derby


"If one of you finds it unreasonable then it is. You both have to be on board."

This and only this.

Miss S x

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By *JcuriousCouple
37 weeks ago

Derby


"16 is my quota for 5 years. "

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
37 weeks ago

Staffordshire


"16 is my quota for 5 years. "

Those odds are better than I anticipated.

It’s not as forlorn as it seemed.

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By *ags73Man
37 weeks ago

glasgow-ish


"16 is my quota for 5 years. "

I was gonna say my TSpCM is likely nearer 1, so I can’t really advise the OP.

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By *riel13Woman
37 weeks ago

Northampton

Unreasonable no... Weird, maybe?

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By (user no longer on site)
37 weeks ago

Honestly I think it's kinda juvenile that anyone would keep a tally of how many fucks they want or have had , life doesn't always go as planned . It screams high mantainence and really one sided . So aye I think it's unreasonable .. maybe instead of counting and having expectations that he obviously can't meet maybe just live in the moment without heaping pressure on the guy.

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By (user no longer on site)
37 weeks ago

Don't you let it happen naturally OP?

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By *ellhungvweMan
37 weeks ago

Cheltenham


"16 is my quota for 5 years. "

17 more than I thought you were going to say.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
37 weeks ago


"Don't you let it happen naturally OP?"

Honestly we do go with the flow and see what happens. It's just a bit of fun.

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By (user no longer on site)
37 weeks ago

Performance anxiety inducing.

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By *amie HantsWoman
37 weeks ago

Atlantis

Honestly it’s outrageous, OP. You should remind him of his commitments and explain that he will need to be shagging overtime to hit the agreed KPIs.

Call a performance review with HR if you need more support in enforcing the rules.

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By *icolasHidalgoDeCorazonMan
37 weeks ago

St Leonards


"My buddy was coming to stay from Sunday evening until Friday lunch time with a visit to a club on Wednesday. This works out a minimum of 16 fucks + club

Now he is leaving early Thursday morning and thinks it's unreasonable that I still want my minimum 16 fucks + club.

So I ask you am I being unreasonable? "

Would a possible solution be that he wipes his dick on at least 4 separate parts of the curtains, shags you 12 times, but you can have a little lick/sniff of crusty curtain smeg to top up to 16 separate "exposures"?

If you don't have curtains, tea towels are a possibility x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
37 weeks ago


"Honestly it’s outrageous, OP. You should remind him of his commitments and explain that he will need to be shagging overtime to hit the agreed KPIs.

Call a performance review with HR if you need more support in enforcing the rules. "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
37 weeks ago


"My buddy was coming to stay from Sunday evening until Friday lunch time with a visit to a club on Wednesday. This works out a minimum of 16 fucks + club

Now he is leaving early Thursday morning and thinks it's unreasonable that I still want my minimum 16 fucks + club.

So I ask you am I being unreasonable?

Would a possible solution be that he wipes his dick on at least 4 separate parts of the curtains, shags you 12 times, but you can have a little lick/sniff of crusty curtain smeg to top up to 16 separate "exposures"?

If you don't have curtains, tea towels are a possibility x "

Remind me never to invite you over and lucky I don't have any tea towels. X

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By *icolasHidalgoDeCorazonMan
37 weeks ago

St Leonards


"My buddy was coming to stay from Sunday evening until Friday lunch time with a visit to a club on Wednesday. This works out a minimum of 16 fucks + club

Now he is leaving early Thursday morning and thinks it's unreasonable that I still want my minimum 16 fucks + club.

So I ask you am I being unreasonable?

Would a possible solution be that he wipes his dick on at least 4 separate parts of the curtains, shags you 12 times, but you can have a little lick/sniff of crusty curtain smeg to top up to 16 separate "exposures"?

If you don't have curtains, tea towels are a possibility x

Remind me never to invite you over and lucky I don't have any tea towels. X"

.

You really won't need reminding xx

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By *ags73Man
37 weeks ago

glasgow-ish


"Honestly it’s outrageous, OP. You should remind him of his commitments and explain that he will need to be shagging overtime to hit the agreed KPIs.

Call a performance review with HR if you need more support in enforcing the rules. "

Klunge Performance indicators

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By *onkeynutWoman
37 weeks ago

somewhere

How do you keep count? With a Tally chart?

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By *ohn.Wick.Man
37 weeks ago

The Continental


"How do you keep count? With a Tally chart?"

A star sticker chart on the fridge.

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
37 weeks ago

Staffordshire


"How do you keep count? With a Tally chart?"

You say tally chart, I hear smelly fart.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
37 weeks ago


"How do you keep count? With a Tally chart?

A star sticker chart on the fridge."

That would involve letting him out of the bedroom!!! No no no

He gets an hour in the morning and a hour and half in the evening out of the bedroom that's enough .

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By *cLovin2Man
37 weeks ago

Reading


"16 is my quota for 5 years. "

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By *cLovin2Man
37 weeks ago

Reading


"Honestly it’s outrageous, OP. You should remind him of his commitments and explain that he will need to be shagging overtime to hit the agreed KPIs.

Call a performance review with HR if you need more support in enforcing the rules. "

This

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By (user no longer on site)
37 weeks ago

Yes you are

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By *ags73Man
37 weeks ago

glasgow-ish


"How do you keep count? With a Tally chart?

A star sticker chart on the fridge."

Gold star every fifth one?

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
37 weeks ago

little house on the praire

I don't think it's normal to count fucks.

What's wrong with just going with flow and not counting

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By *ellhungvweMan
37 weeks ago

Cheltenham

OP why are you measuring fucks and not orgasms? If he is as good as you say then he should easily be able to give you 16 orgasms over that period.

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By *elloWoman
37 weeks ago

alpha centauri


"How do you keep count? With a Tally chart?

A star sticker chart on the fridge.

That would involve letting him out of the bedroom!!! No no no

He gets an hour in the morning and a hour and half in the evening out of the bedroom that's enough . "

No wonder he's playing up, you're far too lenient

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By (user no longer on site)
37 weeks ago


"My buddy was coming to stay from Sunday evening until Friday lunch time with a visit to a club on Wednesday. This works out a minimum of 16 fucks + club

Now he is leaving early Thursday morning and thinks it's unreasonable that I still want my minimum 16 fucks + club.

So I ask you am I being unreasonable? "

Are you being serious is what I’d like to know

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By *ig1gaz1Man
37 weeks ago

bradford


"Still trying to work out 16.

4 a day maybe

It was 2 Sunday 4 Mon, Tue, Thu then 2 Friday.

"

without a tally and in pure fun

Id have thought it would have been more than 16

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
37 weeks ago


"Still trying to work out 16.

4 a day maybe

It was 2 Sunday 4 Mon, Tue, Thu then 2 Friday.

without a tally and in pure fun

Id have thought it would have been more than 16"

It's pure fun and I did start off higher but he has negotiated it down. He got a discount code lol

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By *aabmanMan
37 weeks ago

bognor regis

Report him to HR if he doesnt meet the required qyotas then a final warning. He may take you to tribunal though if he feels victimised

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By (user no longer on site)
37 weeks ago

Who in the hell keeps count?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
37 weeks ago


"My buddy was coming to stay from Sunday evening until Friday lunch time with a visit to a club on Wednesday. This works out a minimum of 16 fucks + club

Now he is leaving early Thursday morning and thinks it's unreasonable that I still want my minimum 16 fucks + club.

So I ask you am I being unreasonable?

Are you being serious is what I’d like to know "

There is a good chance we will fuck a few times but honestly not 16 times. I have to let him have some rest.

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By *ellhungvweMan
37 weeks ago

Cheltenham


"Who in the hell keeps count? "

You weren’t issued with the standard fab spreadsheet for reporting purposes when you signed up?

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By *ohn.Wick.Man
37 weeks ago

The Continental


"Who in the hell keeps count? "

New tech.

I give you the “IJonny”

Works a bit like Fitbit, turns fuck data into a quality score. Thrust per minute, depth, plunge speed, etc.

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By (user no longer on site)
37 weeks ago


"My buddy was coming to stay from Sunday evening until Friday lunch time with a visit to a club on Wednesday. This works out a minimum of 16 fucks + club

Now he is leaving early Thursday morning and thinks it's unreasonable that I still want my minimum 16 fucks + club.

So I ask you am I being unreasonable?

Are you being serious is what I’d like to know

There is a good chance we will fuck a few times but honestly not 16 times. I have to let him have some rest. "

Perfik

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By (user no longer on site)
37 weeks ago


"Who in the hell keeps count?

You weren’t issued with the standard fab spreadsheet for reporting purposes when you signed up?"

Must've been in the Spam box with the rest of the bullshit

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By *cflirtyMan
37 weeks ago

Hampshire


"16 is my quota for 5 years. "

I made it 4 years

I call it my quarterly quota

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By *inger_SnapWoman
37 weeks ago

Hampshire/Dorset

It's taken me a year and a half to get that many. I'm slacking.

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By (user no longer on site)
37 weeks ago


"It's taken me a year and a half to get that many. I'm slacking."

I'm calculating whether it's worth travelling down to Portsmouth 16 days a month

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
37 weeks ago

If he was staying at as B&B he would have had to pay the full amount as it was a last minute cancellation.

So it's only fair as he is staying with me he should pay in full. After all the price of bread and butter these days.

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By *icentiousCouple
37 weeks ago

Up on them there hills

Personally I think if you look after each other “right “, you don’t need to count.

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By *ags73Man
37 weeks ago

glasgow-ish


"It's taken me a year and a half to get that many. I'm slacking.

I'm calculating whether it's worth travelling down to Portsmouth 16 days a month "

I’m not using the calculator again, have you factored in a hip replacement?

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By (user no longer on site)
37 weeks ago

Keep him busy

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By *amie HantsWoman
37 weeks ago

Atlantis


"It's taken me a year and a half to get that many. I'm slacking.

I'm calculating whether it's worth travelling down to Portsmouth 16 days a month "

32*

How you going to manage that

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By (user no longer on site)
37 weeks ago

Cherry, you’ll get as much sex as I can manage. I’m only a boy

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
37 weeks ago


"Cherry, you’ll get as much sex as I can manage. I’m only a boy"

Well man up and keep up, or go out with a smile on your face.

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By (user no longer on site)
37 weeks ago


"It's taken me a year and a half to get that many. I'm slacking.

I'm calculating whether it's worth travelling down to Portsmouth 16 days a month

32*

How you going to manage that "

Well first of all, through God, all things are possible so jot that down...

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By (user no longer on site)
37 weeks ago


"Cherry, you’ll get as much sex as I can manage. I’m only a boy

Well man up and keep up, or go out with a smile on your face. "

Oh I’ll be smiling.

16 times it is

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
37 weeks ago


"Cherry, you’ll get as much sex as I can manage. I’m only a boy

Well man up and keep up, or go out with a smile on your face.

Oh I’ll be smiling.

16 times it is "

Good man, just remembered you are nothing more than a sex toy for my enjoyment. X

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By *obletonMan
37 weeks ago

A Home Among The Woodland Creatures


"My buddy was coming to stay from Sunday evening until Friday lunch time with a visit to a club on Wednesday. This works out a minimum of 16 fucks + club

Now he is leaving early Thursday morning and thinks it's unreasonable that I still want my minimum 16 fucks + club.

So I ask you am I being unreasonable? "

you only specify the days of the week - how many years is this taking place over?

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By *ark73XXXMan
37 weeks ago

North Staffs/South Cheshire


"Cherry, you’ll get as much sex as I can manage. I’m only a boy

Well man up and keep up, or go out with a smile on your face. "

Only 16 times? Lightweight

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By *inxy777Woman
37 weeks ago

essex


"My buddy was coming to stay from Sunday evening until Friday lunch time with a visit to a club on Wednesday. This works out a minimum of 16 fucks + club

Now he is leaving early Thursday morning and thinks it's unreasonable that I still want my minimum 16 fucks + club.

So I ask you am I being unreasonable?

you only specify the days of the week - how many years is this taking place over?"

Haha

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
37 weeks ago


"My buddy was coming to stay from Sunday evening until Friday lunch time with a visit to a club on Wednesday. This works out a minimum of 16 fucks + club

Now he is leaving early Thursday morning and thinks it's unreasonable that I still want my minimum 16 fucks + club.

So I ask you am I being unreasonable?

you only specify the days of the week - how many years is this taking place over?"

He is coming this Sunday evening until Thursday morning he was coming Sunday to Friday afternoon.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
37 weeks ago


"Cherry, you’ll get as much sex as I can manage. I’m only a boy

Well man up and keep up, or go out with a smile on your face.

Only 16 times? Lightweight "

Apparently most men need rest and recover time !! And there is talk about sleeping ....

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By *ittlebirdWoman
37 weeks ago

The Big Smoke


"Cherry, you’ll get as much sex as I can manage. I’m only a boy

Well man up and keep up, or go out with a smile on your face.

Only 16 times? Lightweight

Apparently most men need rest and recover time !! And there is talk about sleeping .... "

Sleeping is cheating. 100%

Only allow micro-naps

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By *eliWoman
37 weeks ago

.

You count.

You ask for 16.

You're not happy with... say, 10? They might be better than 16. He'll be able to put in a proper fucking shift. Think about it OP. And make sure you get electrolytes for him.

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By *ark73XXXMan
37 weeks ago

North Staffs/South Cheshire


"Cherry, you’ll get as much sex as I can manage. I’m only a boy

Well man up and keep up, or go out with a smile on your face.

Only 16 times? Lightweight

Apparently most men need rest and recover time !! And there is talk about sleeping .... "

Sleeping? Dear me…

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By *he turned me GreyCouple
37 weeks ago

Warwick and Coventry


"My buddy was coming to stay from Sunday evening until Friday lunch time with a visit to a club on Wednesday. This works out a minimum of 16 fucks + club

Now he is leaving early Thursday morning and thinks it's unreasonable that I still want my minimum 16 fucks + club.

So I ask you am I being unreasonable? "

Unless this is tongue in cheek.

Then yeah your totally unreasonable, it's all about you and what you want...where is the consideration for your friend in any of this

Mr

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
37 weeks ago


"My buddy was coming to stay from Sunday evening until Friday lunch time with a visit to a club on Wednesday. This works out a minimum of 16 fucks + club

Now he is leaving early Thursday morning and thinks it's unreasonable that I still want my minimum 16 fucks + club.

So I ask you am I being unreasonable?

Unless this is tongue in cheek.

Then yeah your totally unreasonable, it's all about you and what you want...where is the consideration for your friend in any of this

Mr "

It is tongue in cheek very much so.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
37 weeks ago


"Cherry, you’ll get as much sex as I can manage. I’m only a boy

Well man up and keep up, or go out with a smile on your face.

Only 16 times? Lightweight

Apparently most men need rest and recover time !! And there is talk about sleeping ....

Sleeping? Dear me…"

I know , you just can't get the men these days lol x

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By *ark73XXXMan
37 weeks ago

North Staffs/South Cheshire


"Cherry, you’ll get as much sex as I can manage. I’m only a boy

Well man up and keep up, or go out with a smile on your face.

Only 16 times? Lightweight

Apparently most men need rest and recover time !! And there is talk about sleeping ....

Sleeping? Dear me…

I know , you just can't get the men these days lol x"

Lol…I like your style xx

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By *olgateSmileMan
37 weeks ago

London

Getting to Shag #12 would be like getting to Poplar in the London Marathon, and totally hitting the wall...

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By *inger_SnapWoman
37 weeks ago

Hampshire/Dorset


"It's taken me a year and a half to get that many. I'm slacking.

I'm calculating whether it's worth travelling down to Portsmouth 16 days a month "

Surely only 4 days, if we do it 4 times each day?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
37 weeks ago


"Cherry, you’ll get as much sex as I can manage. I’m only a boy

Well man up and keep up, or go out with a smile on your face.

Only 16 times? Lightweight

Apparently most men need rest and recover time !! And there is talk about sleeping ....

Sleeping? Dear me…

I know , you just can't get the men these days lol x

Lol…I like your style xx "

Lol thanks xx

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By *ikesEmBigMan
37 weeks ago

Herts


"My buddy was coming to stay from Sunday evening until Friday lunch time with a visit to a club on Wednesday. This works out a minimum of 16 fucks + club

Now he is leaving early Thursday morning and thinks it's unreasonable that I still want my minimum 16 fucks + club.

So I ask you am I being unreasonable? "

I think 20 would be best to round it off

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
37 weeks ago


"My buddy was coming to stay from Sunday evening until Friday lunch time with a visit to a club on Wednesday. This works out a minimum of 16 fucks + club

Now he is leaving early Thursday morning and thinks it's unreasonable that I still want my minimum 16 fucks + club.

So I ask you am I being unreasonable?

I think 20 would be best to round it off"

Well I am making allowances for him to have some energy for the swinging club.

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By (user no longer on site)
37 weeks ago


"It's taken me a year and a half to get that many. I'm slacking.

I'm calculating whether it's worth travelling down to Portsmouth 16 days a month

Surely only 4 days, if we do it 4 times each day?"

I like the way you think

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
37 weeks ago

Bump x

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By *TG3Man
37 weeks ago

Dorchester


"My buddy was coming to stay from Sunday evening until Friday lunch time with a visit to a club on Wednesday. This works out a minimum of 16 fucks + club

Now he is leaving early Thursday morning and thinks it's unreasonable that I still want my minimum 16 fucks + club.

So I ask you am I being unreasonable? "

nope you have as many as you need

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
37 weeks ago

Central

If the quality is there, there should be a minimum volume of shagging delivered guys

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By *a LunaWoman
37 weeks ago

South Wales

If someone had a total number of fucks in mind when meeting me, I’d not be impressed to be honest.

Spontaneity in sex always for me.

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By *lue Eyed JokerMan
37 weeks ago

Always on the move

Poor fellas going to be worn down to a nub!

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By (user no longer on site)
37 weeks ago

My question would be would you feel its acceptable men put same pressure on women.

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By *ornycougaWoman
37 weeks ago

Wherever I lay my hat

Now I'm a demanding woman when it comes to sex but you are next level

Interested to know if you define what counts as a fuck. Is 16 x 3 pumps and he's done acceptable as he's hit that number target or do you define a time limit for each shift he's putting in?

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By *ouples_EroticaXXXCouple
37 weeks ago

manchester


"My buddy was coming to stay from Sunday evening until Friday lunch time with a visit to a club on Wednesday. This works out a minimum of 16 fucks + club

Now he is leaving early Thursday morning and thinks it's unreasonable that I still want my minimum 16 fucks + club.

So I ask you am I being unreasonable? "

We can’t imagine scheduling sex and running by numbers.

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By *apybarasCouple
37 weeks ago

High Lighthouse!


"How do you keep count? With a Tally chart?

"

Ms C has one of those clicky things that they use on planes etc. to count passengers. She uses it to keep tally of organisms.

KPIs and compensation plans are involved!

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By *apybarasCouple
37 weeks ago

High Lighthouse!


"Now I'm a demanding woman when it comes to sex but you are next level

Interested to know if you define what counts as a fuck. Is 16 x 3 pumps and he's done acceptable as he's hit that number target or do you define a time limit for each shift he's putting in? "

It should be results based.

No good kicking the ball about on the pitch for a few minutes, there needs to be goals!

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By *ivemealadybonerWoman
37 weeks ago

somewhere


"My buddy was coming to stay from Sunday evening until Friday lunch time with a visit to a club on Wednesday. This works out a minimum of 16 fucks + club

Now he is leaving early Thursday morning and thinks it's unreasonable that I still want my minimum 16 fucks + club.

So I ask you am I being unreasonable?

you only specify the days of the week - how many years is this taking place over?

He is coming this Sunday evening until Thursday morning he was coming Sunday to Friday afternoon. "

He is definitely coming alright lol

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By (user no longer on site)
37 weeks ago

Easily done on a weekend at chams especially if yr greedy or enjoy a group scenario x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
37 weeks ago


"Poor fellas going to be worn down to a nub! "

Well he shouldn't be foolish enough to keep coming back to stay over.

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By *agatoXXXMan
37 weeks ago

Gone and completely forgotten.

You should get two FWBs, and have them job-share.

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By (user no longer on site)
37 weeks ago

I'd be happy with 1

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By *pacecowboy99Man
37 weeks ago

Near You

Like your style!

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By *ony MannMan
37 weeks ago

Las Gaviotos, Fuerteventura / Ilfracombe Devon/ Anoover


"Does all the 16 minimum have to be conducted by buddy? Can you tap.oit for a couple of he feels unable to fulfil the quota? "

You would be very welcome

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By *ony MannMan
37 weeks ago

Las Gaviotos, Fuerteventura / Ilfracombe Devon/ Anoover


"Now I'm a demanding woman when it comes to sex but you are next level

Interested to know if you define what counts as a fuck. Is 16 x 3 pumps and he's done acceptable as he's hit that number target or do you define a time limit for each shift he's putting in? "

Horny Cherry demands filling and that she cums.

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By *ony MannMan
37 weeks ago

Las Gaviotos, Fuerteventura / Ilfracombe Devon/ Anoover


"It's taken me a year and a half to get that many. I'm slacking.

I'm calculating whether it's worth travelling down to Portsmouth 16 days a month

Surely only 4 days, if we do it 4 times each day?"

Mimi, if you cum to us it would be worth it!

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By (user no longer on site)
37 weeks ago

I always imagine that when a Fab friend comes over to stay the night we will be at it all night, but the reality is we are happy to see each other, we think let's not go to bed straight away, we chat, maybe eat, inevitably end up in bed (though one time I had over eaten so sex was not on the cards), but invariably we actually sleep together rather than bonking throughout the night (though it is nice to wake during the night to xnuggle in to her, and find her there in the morning willing to play before a peaceful cup of coffee in bed together).

Sophisticated 16 would be something I aspired to, I know it's not going to happen. But I can dream.

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37 weeks ago


"I always imagine that when a Fab friend comes over to stay the night we will be at it all night, but the reality is we are happy to see each other, we think let's not go to bed straight away, we chat, maybe eat, inevitably end up in bed (though one time I had over eaten so sex was not on the cards), but invariably we actually sleep together rather than bonking throughout the night (though it is nice to wake during the night to xnuggle in to her, and find her there in the morning willing to play before a peaceful cup of coffee in bed together).

Sophisticated*** 16 would be something I aspired to, I know it's not going to happen. But I can dream. "

*** not sure why 'so' turned into 'sophisticated' (no smutty comments about fisting either - I know what you lot are like).

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By *elboy1978Man
37 weeks ago

Jarrow

No you are not being unreasonable

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By *emorefridaCouple
37 weeks ago

La la land

For me yes you would be, but everyone is different, and I don't know your dynamic. Having a quota I needed to fulfil, would be a complete and utter turn off for me.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
37 weeks ago


"Now I'm a demanding woman when it comes to sex but you are next level

Interested to know if you define what counts as a fuck. Is 16 x 3 pumps and he's done acceptable as he's hit that number target or do you define a time limit for each shift he's putting in?

Horny Cherry demands filling and that she cums."

I wonder when you will be posting on this thread.

You said you like demanding women, it's your own fault for being to good at fucking.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
37 weeks ago


"Does all the 16 minimum have to be conducted by buddy? Can you tap.oit for a couple of he feels unable to fulfil the quota?

You would be very welcome "

You calling in reinforcement already ????

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By *ony MannMan
37 weeks ago

Las Gaviotos, Fuerteventura / Ilfracombe Devon/ Anoover

You know me ?? always room fro a 3rd or 4th x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
37 weeks ago


"You know me ?? always room fro a 3rd or 4th x"

You just want to tag someone else in, so you can have a rest lol

No chance no rest for the wicked. Xx

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By *ony MannMan
37 weeks ago

Las Gaviotos, Fuerteventura / Ilfracombe Devon/ Anoover

If you think I'm wicked now, wait till a Wednesday x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
37 weeks ago


"If you think I'm wicked now, wait till a Wednesday x"

Lol you will need two lollipop sticks to act as a splint to keep it up lol

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By *ony MannMan
37 weeks ago

Las Gaviotos, Fuerteventura / Ilfracombe Devon/ Anoover

Reinforced condoms

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By *ames250122Man
37 weeks ago

Worcester


"My buddy was coming to stay from Sunday evening until Friday lunch time with a visit to a club on Wednesday. This works out a minimum of 16 fucks + club

Now he is leaving early Thursday morning and thinks it's unreasonable that I still want my minimum 16 fucks + club.

So I ask you am I being unreasonable? "

I think it’s easily achievable in that time, heck in half that time to be fair if your both game. However it depends on each sex drive, sexual health etc if it realistic.

However having a set minimum does add a level of pressure and takes away the spontaneity and may make it feel more like your having sex to fulfill a quota then for enjoyment. That said though, maybe that was the original plan of your meet?

Either way, I’d still lean towards focusing less on a specific number of times and instead by the end you’ll both be all orgasmed out, balls empty and equivalent for ladies perhaps?

I don’t think it’s an unreasonable to hope for 16+ club to happen as long as it doesn’t take priority over everything else, especially over you both enjoying your time together.

So as long as it just a request of what you’d like if it ok with them then I think it’s fine. Though as an inflexible demand of what you expect from them then it falls more in the unreasonable department.

Have you both considered adding a third so there less pressure on him to make sure you also come away from the meet fully satisfied? x

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By *ambertMan
37 weeks ago

Cheltenham

I can't count past 5

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By *ony MannMan
37 weeks ago

Las Gaviotos, Fuerteventura / Ilfracombe Devon/ Anoover


"My buddy was coming to stay from Sunday evening until Friday lunch time with a visit to a club on Wednesday. This works out a minimum of 16 fucks + club

Now he is leaving early Thursday morning and thinks it's unreasonable that I still want my minimum 16 fucks + club.

So I ask you am I being unreasonable?

I think it’s easily achievable in that time, heck in half that time to be fair if your both game. However it depends on each sex drive, sexual health etc if it realistic.

However having a set minimum does add a level of pressure and takes away the spontaneity and may make it feel more like your having sex to fulfill a quota then for enjoyment. That said though, maybe that was the original plan of your meet?

Either way, I’d still lean towards focusing less on a specific number of times and instead by the end you’ll both be all orgasmed out, balls empty and equivalent for ladies perhaps?

I don’t think it’s an unreasonable to hope for 16+ club to happen as long as it doesn’t take priority over everything else, especially over you both enjoying your time together.

So as long as it just a request of what you’d like if it ok with them then I think it’s fine. Though as an inflexible demand of what you expect from them then it falls more in the unreasonable department.

Have you both considered adding a third so there less pressure on him to make sure you also come away from the meet fully satisfied? x"

We do take a 3rd in, but they can't keep up . It's fun

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
37 weeks ago


"My buddy was coming to stay from Sunday evening until Friday lunch time with a visit to a club on Wednesday. This works out a minimum of 16 fucks + club

Now he is leaving early Thursday morning and thinks it's unreasonable that I still want my minimum 16 fucks + club.

So I ask you am I being unreasonable?

I think it’s easily achievable in that time, heck in half that time to be fair if your both game. However it depends on each sex drive, sexual health etc if it realistic.

However having a set minimum does add a level of pressure and takes away the spontaneity and may make it feel more like your having sex to fulfill a quota then for enjoyment. That said though, maybe that was the original plan of your meet?

Either way, I’d still lean towards focusing less on a specific number of times and instead by the end you’ll both be all orgasmed out, balls empty and equivalent for ladies perhaps?

I don’t think it’s an unreasonable to hope for 16+ club to happen as long as it doesn’t take priority over everything else, especially over you both enjoying your time together.

So as long as it just a request of what you’d like if it ok with them then I think it’s fine. Though as an inflexible demand of what you expect from them then it falls more in the unreasonable department.

Have you both considered adding a third so there less pressure on him to make sure you also come away from the meet fully satisfied? x

We do take a 3rd in, but they can't keep up . It's fun"

We have added a third a few times.

Xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
37 weeks ago


"Reinforced condoms "

Isn't that called a cock sleeve ?

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By *ikesEmBigMan
37 weeks ago

Herts


"My buddy was coming to stay from Sunday evening until Friday lunch time with a visit to a club on Wednesday. This works out a minimum of 16 fucks + club

Now he is leaving early Thursday morning and thinks it's unreasonable that I still want my minimum 16 fucks + club.

So I ask you am I being unreasonable?

I think 20 would be best to round it off

Well I am making allowances for him to have some energy for the swinging club. "

If you don't break his penis, you're not doing it right

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By *ayjay19xMan
37 weeks ago

Bromley / Lewisham / Croydon

Well, it sounds like you're aiming for the 'Full House' special on the hospitality menu! But hey, when your buddy's visit starts resembling a frequent flyer program, who can blame you for wanting to cash in those 'staycation' rewards? Just make sure to read the fine print and double-check the terms and conditions before takeoff!

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By *ames250122Man
37 weeks ago

Worcester


"My buddy was coming to stay from Sunday evening until Friday lunch time with a visit to a club on Wednesday. This works out a minimum of 16 fucks + club

Now he is leaving early Thursday morning and thinks it's unreasonable that I still want my minimum 16 fucks + club.

So I ask you am I being unreasonable?

I think it’s easily achievable in that time, heck in half that time to be fair if your both game. However it depends on each sex drive, sexual health etc if it realistic.

However having a set minimum does add a level of pressure and takes away the spontaneity and may make it feel more like your having sex to fulfill a quota then for enjoyment. That said though, maybe that was the original plan of your meet?

Either way, I’d still lean towards focusing less on a specific number of times and instead by the end you’ll both be all orgasmed out, balls empty and equivalent for ladies perhaps?

I don’t think it’s an unreasonable to hope for 16+ club to happen as long as it doesn’t take priority over everything else, especially over you both enjoying your time together.

So as long as it just a request of what you’d like if it ok with them then I think it’s fine. Though as an inflexible demand of what you expect from them then it falls more in the unreasonable department.

Have you both considered adding a third so there less pressure on him to make sure you also come away from the meet fully satisfied? x

We do take a 3rd in, but they can't keep up . It's fun

We have added a third a few times.

Xx"

Hahaha, well that’s no good! You need a third that can keep up with you both as well as add some extra fun during play xx

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By (user no longer on site)
37 weeks ago

Got to get the quota in

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By (user no longer on site)
37 weeks ago


"Got to get the quota in "

Guess once a year might do for many Fab men!

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By *till gameMan
37 weeks ago

Oldham


"How do you keep count? With a Tally chart?"

Wouldn’t it be a tallywhacker chart ?

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By (user no longer on site)
37 weeks ago

16? That’s a quiet Thursday morning.

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By *eeliciouschaosWoman
37 weeks ago

Wherever

Couldn’t count my 16 fucks even if I went down memory lane to 2001.

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By *tleystagMan
37 weeks ago

ilkley


"Couldn’t count my 16 fucks even if I went down memory lane to 2001.

"

You beat me to it.

My tally is similar to yours. 16 has taken me mpre years than I can remember

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By (user no longer on site)
37 weeks ago


"Couldn’t count my 16 fucks even if I went down memory lane to 2001.

"

statistically the average person will have on average, seven lovers in their lifetime.

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By *rHotNottsMan
37 weeks ago

Dubai & Nottingham

That’s quite demanding. If it was me I’d try to negotiate a few good oral and fisting sessions and maybe just 12-14 fucks.

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By *eeliciouschaosWoman
37 weeks ago

Wherever


"Couldn’t count my 16 fucks even if I went down memory lane to 2001.

statistically the average person will have on average, seven lovers in their lifetime. "

I was talking about the fucks Woody, you know, the acts?

As for lovers I have still statistically 2 to go and I’m done for the lifetime.

Happy days

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
37 weeks ago

Southampton


"Couldn’t count my 16 fucks even if I went down memory lane to 2001.

statistically the average person will have on average, seven lovers in their lifetime. "

Oh well at least there's something I'm about average at

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By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS
37 weeks ago

chichester

Buy him some caverject to inject his cock with. He will stay Rock hard regardless of being turned on or half asleep

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By *ark73XXXMan
37 weeks ago

North Staffs/South Cheshire


"Buy him some caverject to inject his cock with. He will stay Rock hard regardless of being turned on or half asleep "

I’m sure his doctor wouldn’t advise this course of action.

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By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS
37 weeks ago

chichester


"Buy him some caverject to inject his cock with. He will stay Rock hard regardless of being turned on or half asleep

I’m sure his doctor wouldn’t advise this course of action. "

The dr wouldn’t advise most peoples behaviours tbh

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By *ark73XXXMan
37 weeks ago

North Staffs/South Cheshire


"Buy him some caverject to inject his cock with. He will stay Rock hard regardless of being turned on or half asleep

I’m sure his doctor wouldn’t advise this course of action.

The dr wouldn’t advise most peoples behaviours tbh "

Perhaps not - but some stuff is less advisable than other stuff.

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By *cLovin2Man
37 weeks ago

Reading


"Couldn’t count my 16 fucks even if I went down memory lane to 2001.

"

Did you have one up against the world trade centre

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By *ony MannMan
37 weeks ago

Las Gaviotos, Fuerteventura / Ilfracombe Devon/ Anoover


"Couldn’t count my 16 fucks even if I went down memory lane to 2001.

statistically the average person will have on average, seven lovers in their lifetime. "

Please define 'lover'. I may have just passed the average or smashed it 10 times over.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
37 weeks ago


"Couldn’t count my 16 fucks even if I went down memory lane to 2001.

statistically the average person will have on average, seven lovers in their lifetime. "

I don't love them just use them for a fuck.

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By *ony MannMan
37 weeks ago

Las Gaviotos, Fuerteventura / Ilfracombe Devon/ Anoover


"Couldn’t count my 16 fucks even if I went down memory lane to 2001.

statistically the average person will have on average, seven lovers in their lifetime.

I don't love them just use them for a fuck. "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
37 weeks ago


"Couldn’t count my 16 fucks even if I went down memory lane to 2001.

statistically the average person will have on average, seven lovers in their lifetime.

I don't love them just use them for a fuck.

"

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By *illy IdolMan
37 weeks ago

Midlands


"Couldn’t count my 16 fucks even if I went down memory lane to 2001.

statistically the average person will have on average, seven lovers in their lifetime.

I don't love them just use them for a fuck.

"

Out of interest, did the chap meet his quota?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
37 weeks ago


"Couldn’t count my 16 fucks even if I went down memory lane to 2001.

statistically the average person will have on average, seven lovers in their lifetime.

I don't love them just use them for a fuck.

Out of interest, did the chap meet his quota?"

He is coming to stay this Sunday.

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By *illy IdolMan
37 weeks ago

Midlands


"Couldn’t count my 16 fucks even if I went down memory lane to 2001.

statistically the average person will have on average, seven lovers in their lifetime.

I don't love them just use them for a fuck.

Out of interest, did the chap meet his quota?

He is coming to stay this Sunday. "

I hope it goes well and you both have a blast

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By *ony MannMan
36 weeks ago

Las Gaviotos, Fuerteventura / Ilfracombe Devon/ Anoover


"Couldn’t count my 16 fucks even if I went down memory lane to 2001.

statistically the average person will have on average, seven lovers in their lifetime.

I don't love them just use them for a fuck.

Out of interest, did the chap meet his quota?"

9 down 7 to go, 3 days to do it in well ahead of track....thanks for your interest

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
36 weeks ago


"Couldn’t count my 16 fucks even if I went down memory lane to 2001.

statistically the average person will have on average, seven lovers in their lifetime.

I don't love them just use them for a fuck.

Out of interest, did the chap meet his quota?

9 down 7 to go, 3 days to do it in well ahead of track....thanks for your interest "

Oh no no no just because I had to call a 2 minute time out it doesn't count as another round. X

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By *illy IdolMan
36 weeks ago

Midlands


"Couldn’t count my 16 fucks even if I went down memory lane to 2001.

statistically the average person will have on average, seven lovers in their lifetime.

I don't love them just use them for a fuck.

Out of interest, did the chap meet his quota?

9 down 7 to go, 3 days to do it in well ahead of track....thanks for your interest

Oh no no no just because I had to call a 2 minute time out it doesn't count as another round. X "

I think you're being harsh on him. That's definitely a second round

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By *tylebender03Man
36 weeks ago

Manchester

When 16 ain’t enough

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By *ony MannMan
36 weeks ago

Las Gaviotos, Fuerteventura / Ilfracombe Devon/ Anoover

11 down 5 to go, I'm going to make it lol

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By *illy IdolMan
36 weeks ago

Midlands


"11 down 5 to go, I'm going to make it lol"

You're the Mann for the job. You've got this!

Now get back in that bedroom

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By *ags73Man
36 weeks ago

glasgow-ish


"11 down 5 to go, I'm going to make it lol"

Power with you!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
36 weeks ago


"Couldn’t count my 16 fucks even if I went down memory lane to 2001.

statistically the average person will have on average, seven lovers in their lifetime.

I don't love them just use them for a fuck.

Out of interest, did the chap meet his quota?

9 down 7 to go, 3 days to do it in well ahead of track....thanks for your interest

Oh no no no just because I had to call a 2 minute time out it doesn't count as another round. X

I think you're being harsh on him. That's definitely a second round "

Who's side are you on ?

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By *ony MannMan
36 weeks ago

Las Gaviotos, Fuerteventura / Ilfracombe Devon/ Anoover

12 down 4 to go and why not explore when cherry invites extra to bed.

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By *illy IdolMan
36 weeks ago

Midlands


"12 down 4 to go and why not explore when cherry invites extra to bed."

You've got this!

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By (user no longer on site)
36 weeks ago


"12 down 4 to go and why not explore when cherry invites extra to bed.

You've got this!"

He's the mann

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By (user no longer on site)
36 weeks ago

I'm in the shower

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By *ony MannMan
36 weeks ago

Las Gaviotos, Fuerteventura / Ilfracombe Devon/ Anoover


"12 down 4 to go and why not explore when cherry invites extra to bed.

You've got this!

He's the mann"

Of I were a roadrunner I would not be running coyote. By the way tasteful pics.

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By *ags73Man
36 weeks ago

glasgow-ish


"12 down 4 to go and why not explore when cherry invites extra to bed."

Oooh good going

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By (user no longer on site)
36 weeks ago

I could easily do the 16 fucks in 2 days so personally I think his short changing you!

Ask for more

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By *ags73Man
36 weeks ago

glasgow-ish


"I could easily do the 16 fucks in 2 days so personally I think his short changing you!

Ask for more "

big spoon out there for mixing it

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By *illy IdolMan
36 weeks ago

Midlands


"I could easily do the 16 fucks in 2 days so personally I think his short changing you!

Ask for more "

But you've only got to lay there like a sack of spuds

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By *ohnny DeeeepMan
36 weeks ago

durham

Was it an oral contract?

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By (user no longer on site)
36 weeks ago


"I could easily do the 16 fucks in 2 days so personally I think his short changing you!

Ask for more

But you've only got to lay there like a sack of spuds "

Thats for the pillow princesses Willy, my Tiara fell off a long time ago!

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36 weeks ago


"I could easily do the 16 fucks in 2 days so personally I think his short changing you!

Ask for more

big spoon out there for mixing it "

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By *illy IdolMan
36 weeks ago

Midlands


"I could easily do the 16 fucks in 2 days so personally I think his short changing you!

Ask for more

But you've only got to lay there like a sack of spuds

Thats for the pillow princesses Willy, my Tiara fell off a long time ago! "

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36 weeks ago


"I could easily do the 16 fucks in 2 days so personally I think his short changing you!

Ask for more "

Apparently he is just a man and there are limitations for men. They apparently require rest/ recover time and food and water.

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By (user no longer on site)
36 weeks ago

As long as you put the effort in, and get him hard 16 times. Then I'd say it's pretty reasonable

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By *rostyMan
36 weeks ago

great Yarmouth

Very impressive haha

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By (user no longer on site)
36 weeks ago


"My buddy was coming to stay from Sunday evening until Friday lunch time with a visit to a club on Wednesday. This works out a minimum of 16 fucks + club

Now he is leaving early Thursday morning and thinks it's unreasonable that I still want my minimum 16 fucks + club.

So I ask you am I being unreasonable? "

Is there an update? Was 16 achieved?

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By (user no longer on site)
36 weeks ago

It's not fun to be pressured or with someone who's sex drive doesn't compliment your own.

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By *houldersSquareMan
36 weeks ago

Manchester

So did he fulfil his quota? Is she satisfied? Will there be a tribunal?

I hate cliffhangers!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
36 weeks ago

He still owes me 2 fucks he will just have to come back again.

You can have quality and quantity.

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