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"Tuck my flaps between my legs, have a dance in front of the mirror and tell myself how I'd fuck me ![]() FFS I just spat my coffee out ![]() | |||
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"Tuck my flaps between my legs, have a dance in front of the mirror and tell myself how I'd fuck me ![]() ![]() Don't waste perfectly good caffeine Bird ![]() | |||
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"Tuck my flaps between my legs, have a dance in front of the mirror and tell myself how I'd fuck me ![]() ![]() ![]() It’s ok. I licked my phone screen ![]() | |||
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"Tuck my flaps between my legs, have a dance in front of the mirror and tell myself how I'd fuck me ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() It's good to keep the tongue well practised ![]() | |||
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"I might wax the tash, depends how excited I am. Mrs " Which one? ![]() | |||
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"Shave, shave, shave, shave. I always keep a dozen or so razors in plus a couple of cans of shaving foam and a fuck-ton of immac, just in case I get lucky." Sound hairer than me. | |||
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"Tuck my flaps between my legs, have a dance in front of the mirror and tell myself how I'd fuck me ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() You've been reading the thread about giving your phone a good tonguing haven't you!? | |||
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"Wash my bellend in the sink ![]() ![]() Iran, you could always slap a bit of peanut butter on it, and let the dog have at it?? | |||
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"Tuck my flaps between my legs, have a dance in front of the mirror and tell myself how I'd fuck me ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I do it all the time ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Shave, shave, shave, shave. I always keep a dozen or so razors in plus a couple of cans of shaving foam and a fuck-ton of immac, just in case I get lucky. Sound hairer than me." Hairier than a Bill Oddie/Brian Blessed lookie-likey. | |||
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"I do a top-up trim downstairs, scrub profusely, trim nails and beard, style my hair, and give my nether-regions an extra blast of deodorant just for good luck ![]() What if they don't like the taste of deodorant ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Shave, shave, shave, shave. I always keep a dozen or so razors in plus a couple of cans of shaving foam and a fuck-ton of immac, just in case I get lucky. Sound hairer than me. Hairier than a Bill Oddie/Brian Blessed lookie-likey." My extra shaving is the head but that starts off with the trimmer, then shave, then face/neck. Different razor for the bits. If I’m doing it right, usually a once over the day before and then all the shaving again before going out with checks on the ears and nose just in case. | |||
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"Shave, shave, shave, shave. I always keep a dozen or so razors in plus a couple of cans of shaving foam and a fuck-ton of immac, just in case I get lucky. Sound hairer than me. Hairier than a Bill Oddie/Brian Blessed lookie-likey. My extra shaving is the head but that starts off with the trimmer, then shave, then face/neck. Different razor for the bits. If I’m doing it right, usually a once over the day before and then all the shaving again before going out with checks on the ears and nose just in case." I read that as your shave your penis head ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Shave, shave, shave, shave. I always keep a dozen or so razors in plus a couple of cans of shaving foam and a fuck-ton of immac, just in case I get lucky. Sound hairer than me. Hairier than a Bill Oddie/Brian Blessed lookie-likey. My extra shaving is the head but that starts off with the trimmer, then shave, then face/neck. Different razor for the bits. If I’m doing it right, usually a once over the day before and then all the shaving again before going out with checks on the ears and nose just in case. I read that as your shave your penis head ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Shower and im ready to go ![]() At least you shower, I've heard some don't ![]() | |||
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"Typically when you know sex is on the cards with the person/people your meeting, do you do anything extra that you wouldn't usually do or just a quick shower and jobs a gooden ![]() The works at the local spa for me ![]() | |||
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"I shaved my legs on Saturday, when I had a coffee meet. I kinda wish I hadn't. Because if I'd had stubbley legs, I wouldn't have agreed to follow him back to his, and then been so very disappointed when he came after about 2 minutes of kissing and a little stroking. And he definitely wasn't an equal opportunities player. ![]() Oh no! | |||
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"I shaved my legs on Saturday, when I had a coffee meet. I kinda wish I hadn't. Because if I'd had stubbley legs, I wouldn't have agreed to follow him back to his, and then been so very disappointed when he came after about 2 minutes of kissing and a little stroking. And he definitely wasn't an equal opportunities player. ![]() Sometimes i deliberately dont shave to make sure i behave. | |||
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"Hey Miss S. I'm giving you one of these because it would be rude not to... ![]() Oh Meli, lovely Meli Hi ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"The whole shebang" Bang bang ready to gooooo Miss S x | |||
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"I shaved my legs on Saturday, when I had a coffee meet. I kinda wish I hadn't. Because if I'd had stubbley legs, I wouldn't have agreed to follow him back to his, and then been so very disappointed when he came after about 2 minutes of kissing and a little stroking. And he definitely wasn't an equal opportunities player. ![]() Love that ![]() | |||
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"I shaved my legs on Saturday, when I had a coffee meet. I kinda wish I hadn't. Because if I'd had stubbley legs, I wouldn't have agreed to follow him back to his, and then been so very disappointed when he came after about 2 minutes of kissing and a little stroking. And he definitely wasn't an equal opportunities player. ![]() oh no!!!! well at least he turned up - mine messaged 35 mins after he should have been there to say time had run away with him and he hoped i had not put myself out!!!! to which i replied - not at all - i take great delight sitting in pub carparks waiting for a twat to not arrive ![]() | |||
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"I shaved my legs on Saturday, when I had a coffee meet. I kinda wish I hadn't. Because if I'd had stubbley legs, I wouldn't have agreed to follow him back to his, and then been so very disappointed when he came after about 2 minutes of kissing and a little stroking. And he definitely wasn't an equal opportunities player. ![]() ![]() I'll give him his due - he's the first of 5 "meets" arranged so far this year which didn't cancel or rearrange. But... yeah... just a little bit over-excited, I guess. And fair enough, it happens, I get that. There was no shame there. But I did leave feeling a little deflated and rather unsatisfied. Oh well! | |||
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"I shaved my legs on Saturday, when I had a coffee meet. I kinda wish I hadn't. Because if I'd had stubbley legs, I wouldn't have agreed to follow him back to his, and then been so very disappointed when he came after about 2 minutes of kissing and a little stroking. And he definitely wasn't an equal opportunities player. ![]() ![]() True... it could have been an earth-shaking experience from both sides... hahaha Nothing ventured, nothing gained, as they say. I had a bloody glorious drive out in the countryside in the sunshine though, so happy with that! | |||
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"I shaved my legs on Saturday, when I had a coffee meet. I kinda wish I hadn't. Because if I'd had stubbley legs, I wouldn't have agreed to follow him back to his, and then been so very disappointed when he came after about 2 minutes of kissing and a little stroking. And he definitely wasn't an equal opportunities player. ![]() ![]() Very true ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Shave my palms. Whilst Henriette glues her lips? " That was amusing ![]() | |||
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"I do a top-up trim downstairs, scrub profusely, trim nails and beard, style my hair, and give my nether-regions an extra blast of deodorant just for good luck ![]() ![]() ![]() Give them clothes peg for their nose ![]() | |||
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"Fake tan ![]() ![]() Oh yes and I always fake tan! I look much better with some colour. | |||
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"I might treat myself to new lingerie but that’s because I enjoy buying it and having an excuse to wear it. My nails are always done, I moisturise and exfoliate regularly and my hair is cut regularly to keep any split ends away. Luckily I’ve never coloured my hair so I don’t have any maintenance for that. Th only thing I really do differently is woowoo my bum because I don’t keep on top of that ![]() You do what to your bum? ![]() | |||
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"I shaved my legs on Saturday, when I had a coffee meet. I kinda wish I hadn't. Because if I'd had stubbley legs, I wouldn't have agreed to follow him back to his, and then been so very disappointed when he came after about 2 minutes of kissing and a little stroking. And he definitely wasn't an equal opportunities player. ![]() No that definitely doesn't work ![]() ![]() | |||
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"If it's someone new, I make sure I'm smooth as can be. I shave, moisturise, use my best toiletries/makeup etc. I might buy some new lingerie if I have the money spare. But I wouldn't be forking out for a new outfit, shoes, hair or nails etc. I think that's a bit much for one shag." Me too. Oh no, I wouldn't neither but I like to do my nails myself ![]() | |||
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"I shaved my legs on Saturday, when I had a coffee meet. I kinda wish I hadn't. Because if I'd had stubbley legs, I wouldn't have agreed to follow him back to his, and then been so very disappointed when he came after about 2 minutes of kissing and a little stroking. And he definitely wasn't an equal opportunities player. ![]() ![]() ![]() Have you tried it? ![]() | |||
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"I might treat myself to new lingerie but that’s because I enjoy buying it and having an excuse to wear it. My nails are always done, I moisturise and exfoliate regularly and my hair is cut regularly to keep any split ends away. Luckily I’ve never coloured my hair so I don’t have any maintenance for that. Th only thing I really do differently is woowoo my bum because I don’t keep on top of that ![]() ![]() It’s a hair removal cream. I’m have a really hairy bum ![]() | |||
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"I might treat myself to new lingerie but that’s because I enjoy buying it and having an excuse to wear it. My nails are always done, I moisturise and exfoliate regularly and my hair is cut regularly to keep any split ends away. Luckily I’ve never coloured my hair so I don’t have any maintenance for that. Th only thing I really do differently is woowoo my bum because I don’t keep on top of that ![]() ![]() ![]() Surely a bit of bum fluff is normal or are we talking Chewbacca hairy ![]() | |||
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"It takes me aaaaaaages to get ready if I know sex is on the cards that I wouldn't do normally. Shave my cock and balls, use the Lush soap, shave my face, put product in my hair, put aftershave on, put a watch on that isn't my Fitbit. Honestly, the women don't know the half of it! ![]() ![]() I’m going to start billing men I’ve kissed and smudged my lipstick for. Put on a fucking watch | |||
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"It takes me aaaaaaages to get ready if I know sex is on the cards that I wouldn't do normally. Shave my cock and balls, use the Lush soap, shave my face, put product in my hair, put aftershave on, put a watch on that isn't my Fitbit. Honestly, the women don't know the half of it! ![]() ![]() Well when you start kissing men out of nowhere, I don't think billing them is fair ![]() | |||
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"It takes me aaaaaaages to get ready if I know sex is on the cards that I wouldn't do normally. Shave my cock and balls, use the Lush soap, shave my face, put product in my hair, put aftershave on, put a watch on that isn't my Fitbit. Honestly, the women don't know the half of it! ![]() ![]() Or pornstar lipstick Old school hair spray over the top off it Not very friendly but works New school waterproof face paint is what they mostly useing these days | |||
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"Shower and im ready to go ![]() ![]() I can't believe people dont have a wash before a meet? ![]() | |||
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"I apply WD-40 and inflate my tyres ![]() That response ![]() | |||
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"It takes me aaaaaaages to get ready if I know sex is on the cards that I wouldn't do normally. Shave my cock and balls, use the Lush soap, shave my face, put product in my hair, put aftershave on, put a watch on that isn't my Fitbit. Honestly, the women don't know the half of it! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Shower and im ready to go ![]() ![]() ![]() I know I've read it in many profiles/threads etc so I know it's a thing. Crazy isn't it! Miss S x | |||
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"It takes me aaaaaaages to get ready if I know sex is on the cards that I wouldn't do normally. Shave my cock and balls, use the Lush soap, shave my face, put product in my hair, put aftershave on, put a watch on that isn't my Fitbit. Honestly, the women don't know the half of it! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Exactly, they better appreciate it! Not just for the smell, but for the two hours I was at the shop when buying it because I was too polite to the assistants to tell them to go away! | |||
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"It takes me aaaaaaages to get ready if I know sex is on the cards that I wouldn't do normally. Shave my cock and balls, use the Lush soap, shave my face, put product in my hair, put aftershave on, put a watch on that isn't my Fitbit. Honestly, the women don't know the half of it! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Loving the attention rather than too polite ![]() | |||
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"Tuck my flaps between my legs, have a dance in front of the mirror and tell myself how I'd fuck me ![]() If "Goodbye horses" isn't playing in the background, it doesn't count | |||
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"It takes me aaaaaaages to get ready if I know sex is on the cards that I wouldn't do normally. Shave my cock and balls, use the Lush soap, shave my face, put product in my hair, put aftershave on, put a watch on that isn't my Fitbit. Honestly, the women don't know the half of it! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Omg, the worst shop for that ![]() | |||
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"Go online & take our pet insurance for her, Cause her pussy about to get destroyed haha ![]() Fml ![]() | |||
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"Tuck my flaps between my legs, have a dance in front of the mirror and tell myself how I'd fuck me ![]() Would you do you? I bet you'd do you so hard lol | |||
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"I get as ready for a social meet as I do for a sexy one (you never know) ![]() ![]() ![]() That's it, you just never know what's on the cards so I do too ![]() | |||
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"I do a top-up trim downstairs, scrub profusely, trim nails and beard, style my hair, and give my nether-regions an extra blast of deodorant just for good luck ![]() ![]() ![]() Don't worry, it's strawberry flavoured ![]() | |||
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