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By *Jcurious OP   Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

Typically when you know sex is on the cards with the person/people your meeting, do you do anything extra that you wouldn't usually do or just a quick shower and jobs a gooden

Whether it's a new outfit, shave and exfoliate everywhere, nail polish, pedicure, blow dry, new aftershave etc. Is there anything you do extra?

Miss S x

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

Tuck my flaps between my legs, have a dance in front of the mirror and tell myself how I'd fuck me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fake tan

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

o o OO o o

I check my leg hair for static electricity.

I don’t want the fella electrocuted when he’s licking me out………or do I?

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Tuck my flaps between my legs, have a dance in front of the mirror and tell myself how I'd fuck me "

FFS I just spat my coffee out

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

I might wax the tash, depends how excited I am.

Mrs

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually


"Tuck my flaps between my legs, have a dance in front of the mirror and tell myself how I'd fuck me

FFS I just spat my coffee out "

Don't waste perfectly good caffeine Bird

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By *ong-leggedblondWoman
over a year ago

Next Door


"Tuck my flaps between my legs, have a dance in front of the mirror and tell myself how I'd fuck me "

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Tuck my flaps between my legs, have a dance in front of the mirror and tell myself how I'd fuck me

FFS I just spat my coffee out

Don't waste perfectly good caffeine Bird "

It’s ok. I licked my phone screen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wash my bellend in the sink

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually


"Tuck my flaps between my legs, have a dance in front of the mirror and tell myself how I'd fuck me

FFS I just spat my coffee out

Don't waste perfectly good caffeine Bird

It’s ok. I licked my phone screen "

It's good to keep the tongue well practised

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"I might wax the tash, depends how excited I am.

Mrs "

Which one?

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By *Jcurious OP   Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham


"Tuck my flaps between my legs, have a dance in front of the mirror and tell myself how I'd fuck me "

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral

Shave, shave, shave, shave.

I always keep a dozen or so razors in plus a couple of cans of shaving foam and a fuck-ton of immac, just in case I get lucky.

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By *ags73Man
over a year ago

glasgow-ish


"Shave, shave, shave, shave.

I always keep a dozen or so razors in plus a couple of cans of shaving foam and a fuck-ton of immac, just in case I get lucky."

Sound hairer than me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ll trim my nose and ear hairs.

I may spray a dash of Tom Ford.

And I’ll definitely use underpants that have only been turned once.

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By *lderflower_AppleWoman
over a year ago

Basingstoke


"Tuck my flaps between my legs, have a dance in front of the mirror and tell myself how I'd fuck me

FFS I just spat my coffee out

Don't waste perfectly good caffeine Bird

It’s ok. I licked my phone screen "

You've been reading the thread about giving your phone a good tonguing haven't you!?

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By *nnCeeWoman
over a year ago

East of Eden, West of Hell


"Wash my bellend in the sink "

Iran, you could always slap a bit of peanut butter on it, and let the dog have at it??

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Tuck my flaps between my legs, have a dance in front of the mirror and tell myself how I'd fuck me

FFS I just spat my coffee out

Don't waste perfectly good caffeine Bird

It’s ok. I licked my phone screen

You've been reading the thread about giving your phone a good tonguing haven't you!?"

I do it all the time

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By *nnCeeWoman
over a year ago

East of Eden, West of Hell

*I mean, even...

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By *empest2KMan
over a year ago

Derby

I do a top-up trim downstairs, scrub profusely, trim nails and beard, style my hair, and give my nether-regions an extra blast of deodorant just for good luck

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral


"Shave, shave, shave, shave.

I always keep a dozen or so razors in plus a couple of cans of shaving foam and a fuck-ton of immac, just in case I get lucky.

Sound hairer than me."

Hairier than a Bill Oddie/Brian Blessed lookie-likey.

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By *Jcurious OP   Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham


"I do a top-up trim downstairs, scrub profusely, trim nails and beard, style my hair, and give my nether-regions an extra blast of deodorant just for good luck "

What if they don't like the taste of deodorant

Miss S x

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By *ags73Man
over a year ago

glasgow-ish


"Shave, shave, shave, shave.

I always keep a dozen or so razors in plus a couple of cans of shaving foam and a fuck-ton of immac, just in case I get lucky.

Sound hairer than me.

Hairier than a Bill Oddie/Brian Blessed lookie-likey."

My extra shaving is the head but that starts off with the trimmer, then shave, then face/neck. Different razor for the bits.

If I’m doing it right, usually a once over the day before and then all the shaving again before going out with checks on the ears and nose just in case.

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By *Jcurious OP   Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham


"Shave, shave, shave, shave.

I always keep a dozen or so razors in plus a couple of cans of shaving foam and a fuck-ton of immac, just in case I get lucky.

Sound hairer than me.

Hairier than a Bill Oddie/Brian Blessed lookie-likey.

My extra shaving is the head but that starts off with the trimmer, then shave, then face/neck. Different razor for the bits.

If I’m doing it right, usually a once over the day before and then all the shaving again before going out with checks on the ears and nose just in case."

I read that as your shave your penis head

Miss S x

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By *ags73Man
over a year ago

glasgow-ish


"Shave, shave, shave, shave.

I always keep a dozen or so razors in plus a couple of cans of shaving foam and a fuck-ton of immac, just in case I get lucky.

Sound hairer than me.

Hairier than a Bill Oddie/Brian Blessed lookie-likey.

My extra shaving is the head but that starts off with the trimmer, then shave, then face/neck. Different razor for the bits.

If I’m doing it right, usually a once over the day before and then all the shaving again before going out with checks on the ears and nose just in case.

I read that as your shave your penis head

Miss S x"

Fortunately not

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shower and im ready to go

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

Slap myself hard to wake myself up from my dream

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By *Jcurious OP   Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I need 3-4 weeks to make myself half decent.

It's a huge makeover.

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By *Jcurious OP   Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham


"Shower and im ready to go "

At least you shower, I've heard some don't

Miss S x

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Swanage


"Typically when you know sex is on the cards with the person/people your meeting, do you do anything extra that you wouldn't usually do or just a quick shower and jobs a gooden

Whether it's a new outfit, shave and exfoliate everywhere, nail polish, pedicure, blow dry, new aftershave etc. Is there anything you do extra?

Miss S x"

The works at the local spa for me

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

.

Hey Miss S.

I'm giving you one of these because it would be rude not to...

You must know an everything shower. Well, I have an everything shower but I dial it up to 13. I put on a good playlist, premake an ice cold drink for after because I get so very warm. I tend to have my nails manicured as standard, exfoliate frequently but I'll take a little extra time - blowdrying my hair in a bid to tame it. Teeth whitening straps.

The big thing I do is wear knickers. I dislike wearing knickers. Rarely do. If I'm meeting someone though? I love it. I love choosing something lacy and imagining someone's fingers exploring, pulling them to one side. Even giving them to someone. So as much as I hate knickers, I wear them because it gives me a little rush to.

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By *nnCeeWoman
over a year ago

East of Eden, West of Hell

I shaved my legs on Saturday, when I had a coffee meet.

I kinda wish I hadn't.

Because if I'd had stubbley legs, I wouldn't have agreed to follow him back to his, and then been so very disappointed when he came after about 2 minutes of kissing and a little stroking.

And he definitely wasn't an equal opportunities player.

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By *ags73Man
over a year ago

glasgow-ish


"I shaved my legs on Saturday, when I had a coffee meet.

I kinda wish I hadn't.

Because if I'd had stubbley legs, I wouldn't have agreed to follow him back to his, and then been so very disappointed when he came after about 2 minutes of kissing and a little stroking.

And he definitely wasn't an equal opportunities player.

"

Oh no!

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

The whole shebang

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading


"I shaved my legs on Saturday, when I had a coffee meet.

I kinda wish I hadn't.

Because if I'd had stubbley legs, I wouldn't have agreed to follow him back to his, and then been so very disappointed when he came after about 2 minutes of kissing and a little stroking.

And he definitely wasn't an equal opportunities player.

"

Sometimes i deliberately dont shave to make sure i behave.

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By *Jcurious OP   Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham


"Hey Miss S.

I'm giving you one of these because it would be rude not to...

You must know an everything shower. Well, I have an everything shower but I dial it up to 13. I put on a good playlist, premake an ice cold drink for after because I get so very warm. I tend to have my nails manicured as standard, exfoliate frequently but I'll take a little extra time - blowdrying my hair in a bid to tame it. Teeth whitening straps.

The big thing I do is wear knickers. I dislike wearing knickers. Rarely do. If I'm meeting someone though? I love it. I love choosing something lacy and imagining someone's fingers exploring, pulling them to one side. Even giving them to someone. So as much as I hate knickers, I wear them because it gives me a little rush to. "

Oh Meli, lovely Meli Hi

Your words literally make me melt from the inside out (and my downstairs throb... But that's a different story)

Your exactly like me the everything shower, love it. I can't not it's a must for me.

I never wear underwear either but I feel like on a meet it's a must as what's the fun in nothing hiding your lady parts...

Miss S x

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By *Jcurious OP   Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham


"The whole shebang"

Bang bang ready to gooooo

Miss S x

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By *Jcurious OP   Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham


"I shaved my legs on Saturday, when I had a coffee meet.

I kinda wish I hadn't.

Because if I'd had stubbley legs, I wouldn't have agreed to follow him back to his, and then been so very disappointed when he came after about 2 minutes of kissing and a little stroking.

And he definitely wasn't an equal opportunities player.

Sometimes i deliberately dont shave to make sure i behave."

Love that

But... Where's the fun in that

Miss S x

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By *ot to giggleWoman
over a year ago

Coventry


"I shaved my legs on Saturday, when I had a coffee meet.

I kinda wish I hadn't.

Because if I'd had stubbley legs, I wouldn't have agreed to follow him back to his, and then been so very disappointed when he came after about 2 minutes of kissing and a little stroking.

And he definitely wasn't an equal opportunities player.

"

oh no!!!! well at least he turned up - mine messaged 35 mins after he should have been there to say time had run away with him and he hoped i had not put myself out!!!! to which i replied - not at all - i take great delight sitting in pub carparks waiting for a twat to not arrive

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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"Hey Miss S.

I'm giving you one of these because it would be rude not to...

You must know an everything shower. Well, I have an everything shower but I dial it up to 13. I put on a good playlist, premake an ice cold drink for after because I get so very warm. I tend to have my nails manicured as standard, exfoliate frequently but I'll take a little extra time - blowdrying my hair in a bid to tame it. Teeth whitening straps.

The big thing I do is wear knickers. I dislike wearing knickers. Rarely do. If I'm meeting someone though? I love it. I love choosing something lacy and imagining someone's fingers exploring, pulling them to one side. Even giving them to someone. So as much as I hate knickers, I wear them because it gives me a little rush to.

Oh Meli, lovely Meli Hi

Your words literally make me melt from the inside out (and my downstairs throb... But that's a different story)

Your exactly like me the everything shower, love it. I can't not it's a must for me.

I never wear underwear either but I feel like on a meet it's a must as what's the fun in nothing hiding your lady parts...

Miss S x"

Oh you flirt. Compliment my words and I swoon.

Yes you get the everything shower! It's a lot of fun but it's exhausting.

I'm glad there's someone else who is weird and does it the other way around! You'd think that not wearing knickers is a sign of being down to fuck. No, me making an effort to put them on is a sign that I want them slipped over my thighs.

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By *Jcurious OP   Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham


"Hey Miss S.

I'm giving you one of these because it would be rude not to...

You must know an everything shower. Well, I have an everything shower but I dial it up to 13. I put on a good playlist, premake an ice cold drink for after because I get so very warm. I tend to have my nails manicured as standard, exfoliate frequently but I'll take a little extra time - blowdrying my hair in a bid to tame it. Teeth whitening straps.

The big thing I do is wear knickers. I dislike wearing knickers. Rarely do. If I'm meeting someone though? I love it. I love choosing something lacy and imagining someone's fingers exploring, pulling them to one side. Even giving them to someone. So as much as I hate knickers, I wear them because it gives me a little rush to.

Oh Meli, lovely Meli Hi

Your words literally make me melt from the inside out (and my downstairs throb... But that's a different story)

Your exactly like me the everything shower, love it. I can't not it's a must for me.

I never wear underwear either but I feel like on a meet it's a must as what's the fun in nothing hiding your lady parts...

Miss S x

Oh you flirt. Compliment my words and I swoon.

Yes you get the everything shower! It's a lot of fun but it's exhausting.

I'm glad there's someone else who is weird and does it the other way around! You'd think that not wearing knickers is a sign of being down to fuck. No, me making an effort to put them on is a sign that I want them slipped over my thighs."

I can't not

It bloody is, on top of doing everything else after, your right a cool drink is needed, it is tiring but gets me excited too and the end result of looking and feeling gorgeous and then being fucked silly. Perfect

Miss S x

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By *nnCeeWoman
over a year ago

East of Eden, West of Hell


"I shaved my legs on Saturday, when I had a coffee meet.

I kinda wish I hadn't.

Because if I'd had stubbley legs, I wouldn't have agreed to follow him back to his, and then been so very disappointed when he came after about 2 minutes of kissing and a little stroking.

And he definitely wasn't an equal opportunities player.

oh no!!!! well at least he turned up - mine messaged 35 mins after he should have been there to say time had run away with him and he hoped i had not put myself out!!!! to which i replied - not at all - i take great delight sitting in pub carparks waiting for a twat to not arrive "

I'll give him his due - he's the first of 5 "meets" arranged so far this year which didn't cancel or rearrange.

But... yeah... just a little bit over-excited, I guess. And fair enough, it happens, I get that. There was no shame there. But I did leave feeling a little deflated and rather unsatisfied. Oh well!

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By *nnCeeWoman
over a year ago

East of Eden, West of Hell


"I shaved my legs on Saturday, when I had a coffee meet.

I kinda wish I hadn't.

Because if I'd had stubbley legs, I wouldn't have agreed to follow him back to his, and then been so very disappointed when he came after about 2 minutes of kissing and a little stroking.

And he definitely wasn't an equal opportunities player.

Sometimes i deliberately dont shave to make sure i behave.

Love that

But... Where's the fun in that

Miss S x"

True... it could have been an earth-shaking experience from both sides... hahaha

Nothing ventured, nothing gained, as they say.

I had a bloody glorious drive out in the countryside in the sunshine though, so happy with that!

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By *Jcurious OP   Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham


"I shaved my legs on Saturday, when I had a coffee meet.

I kinda wish I hadn't.

Because if I'd had stubbley legs, I wouldn't have agreed to follow him back to his, and then been so very disappointed when he came after about 2 minutes of kissing and a little stroking.

And he definitely wasn't an equal opportunities player.

Sometimes i deliberately dont shave to make sure i behave.

Love that

But... Where's the fun in that

Miss S x

True... it could have been an earth-shaking experience from both sides... hahaha

Nothing ventured, nothing gained, as they say.

I had a bloody glorious drive out in the countryside in the sunshine though, so happy with that! "

Very true

Well that's something, least your stuck by your word

Miss S x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Depends on what mode they want me in

Normal me shave front bit face aftershave shower brush teeth can be out the door in 40 minutes

Hybrid me shaved legs shaved front and back shave face brush teeth perfume or aftershave depending on preference can be out the door in 3 hours

Full Nat

Shaved front and back legs face try on thousand different outfits only to come back to the first one

Make up perfume brush teeth

Can be out the door in 8 hour

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By *esthetic21Man
over a year ago

Birmingham/Bristol

The works. And I'd expect the same in return to be honest

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
over a year ago

Brum

Shave my palms.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

.


"Shave my palms."

Whilst Henriette glues her lips?

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
over a year ago

Brum


"Shave my palms.

Whilst Henriette glues her lips? "

That was amusing

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By *icky KlungespeareMan
over a year ago

St Leonards

Probably clean a bit of helmet cheese out.

The stuff that's turned to knob-concrete over the last 45 years - might give that a bit of a polish.

Under the right light, you can see your face reflected in it .

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By *cLovin2Man
over a year ago

London


"Fake tan "

You know you don't need to do that anymore, you get the same results from swallowing Pakistani jizz, can I demo on you?

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By *cLovin2Man
over a year ago

London


"I do a top-up trim downstairs, scrub profusely, trim nails and beard, style my hair, and give my nether-regions an extra blast of deodorant just for good luck

What if they don't like the taste of deodorant

Miss S x"

Give them clothes peg for their nose

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By *itygamesMan
over a year ago

UK

always full monty , bath followed by a shower , in the bath i cut toe nails finger nails shave face and privates , trim eyebrows nose n ear hair........., then veet me chest n jump in shower to wash n condition hair....

then dress , ironed shirt , pressed strides , polished shoes , then aftershave.....

oh and brush teeth n suck xtra strongs whils driving to meet

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By *eyond PurityCouple
over a year ago

Lincs

C usually puts new underwear I’ve bought her and she’s not worn yet

Shaves, when I have to make do with the stubble.

Gets her nails done.

Thats when I know we are meeting someone

K

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By *emonbuttercreamWoman
over a year ago

Dublin

If it's someone new, I make sure I'm smooth as can be. I shave, moisturise, use my best toiletries/makeup etc. I might buy some new lingerie if I have the money spare. But I wouldn't be forking out for a new outfit, shoes, hair or nails etc. I think that's a bit much for one shag.

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By *emonbuttercreamWoman
over a year ago

Dublin


"Fake tan "

Oh yes and I always fake tan! I look much better with some colour.

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By *cLovin2Man
over a year ago

London


"Fake tan

Oh yes and I always fake tan! I look much better with some colour."

How would you like something hot and brown?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I might treat myself to new lingerie but that’s because I enjoy buying it and having an excuse to wear it.

My nails are always done, I moisturise and exfoliate regularly and my hair is cut regularly to keep any split ends away. Luckily I’ve never coloured my hair so I don’t have any maintenance for that.

Th only thing I really do differently is woowoo my bum because I don’t keep on top of that

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By *cLovin2Man
over a year ago

London


"I might treat myself to new lingerie but that’s because I enjoy buying it and having an excuse to wear it.

My nails are always done, I moisturise and exfoliate regularly and my hair is cut regularly to keep any split ends away. Luckily I’ve never coloured my hair so I don’t have any maintenance for that.

Th only thing I really do differently is woowoo my bum because I don’t keep on top of that "

You do what to your bum?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I shaved my legs on Saturday, when I had a coffee meet.

I kinda wish I hadn't.

Because if I'd had stubbley legs, I wouldn't have agreed to follow him back to his, and then been so very disappointed when he came after about 2 minutes of kissing and a little stroking.

And he definitely wasn't an equal opportunities player.

Sometimes i deliberately dont shave to make sure i behave."

No that definitely doesn't work

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By *Jcurious OP   Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham


"If it's someone new, I make sure I'm smooth as can be. I shave, moisturise, use my best toiletries/makeup etc. I might buy some new lingerie if I have the money spare. But I wouldn't be forking out for a new outfit, shoes, hair or nails etc. I think that's a bit much for one shag."

Me too.

Oh no, I wouldn't neither but I like to do my nails myself

Miss S x

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By *Jcurious OP   Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham


"Fake tan

Oh yes and I always fake tan! I look much better with some colour."

Don't we all.

Especially have ginger skin

Miss S x

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By *Jcurious OP   Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham


"I shaved my legs on Saturday, when I had a coffee meet.

I kinda wish I hadn't.

Because if I'd had stubbley legs, I wouldn't have agreed to follow him back to his, and then been so very disappointed when he came after about 2 minutes of kissing and a little stroking.

And he definitely wasn't an equal opportunities player.

Sometimes i deliberately dont shave to make sure i behave.

No that definitely doesn't work "

Have you tried it?

Miss S x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I might treat myself to new lingerie but that’s because I enjoy buying it and having an excuse to wear it.

My nails are always done, I moisturise and exfoliate regularly and my hair is cut regularly to keep any split ends away. Luckily I’ve never coloured my hair so I don’t have any maintenance for that.

Th only thing I really do differently is woowoo my bum because I don’t keep on top of that

You do what to your bum? "

It’s a hair removal cream. I’m have a really hairy bum

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By *cLovin2Man
over a year ago

London


"I might treat myself to new lingerie but that’s because I enjoy buying it and having an excuse to wear it.

My nails are always done, I moisturise and exfoliate regularly and my hair is cut regularly to keep any split ends away. Luckily I’ve never coloured my hair so I don’t have any maintenance for that.

Th only thing I really do differently is woowoo my bum because I don’t keep on top of that

You do what to your bum?

It’s a hair removal cream. I’m have a really hairy bum "

Surely a bit of bum fluff is normal or are we talking Chewbacca hairy

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

I apply WD-40 and inflate my tyres

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It takes me aaaaaaages to get ready if I know sex is on the cards that I wouldn't do normally. Shave my cock and balls, use the Lush soap, shave my face, put product in my hair, put aftershave on, put a watch on that isn't my Fitbit. Honestly, the women don't know the half of it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It takes me aaaaaaages to get ready if I know sex is on the cards that I wouldn't do normally. Shave my cock and balls, use the Lush soap, shave my face, put product in my hair, put aftershave on, put a watch on that isn't my Fitbit. Honestly, the women don't know the half of it! "

I’m going to start billing men I’ve kissed and smudged my lipstick for.

Put on a fucking watch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cut off my tag and take a double dose of my anti-psychotic medication

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It takes me aaaaaaages to get ready if I know sex is on the cards that I wouldn't do normally. Shave my cock and balls, use the Lush soap, shave my face, put product in my hair, put aftershave on, put a watch on that isn't my Fitbit. Honestly, the women don't know the half of it!

I’m going to start billing men I’ve kissed and smudged my lipstick for.

Put on a fucking watch "

Well when you start kissing men out of nowhere, I don't think billing them is fair

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It takes me aaaaaaages to get ready if I know sex is on the cards that I wouldn't do normally. Shave my cock and balls, use the Lush soap, shave my face, put product in my hair, put aftershave on, put a watch on that isn't my Fitbit. Honestly, the women don't know the half of it!

I’m going to start billing men I’ve kissed and smudged my lipstick for.

Put on a fucking watch "

Or pornstar lipstick

Old school hair spray over the top off it

Not very friendly but works

New school waterproof face paint is what they mostly useing these days

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Shower and im ready to go

At least you shower, I've heard some don't

Miss S x"

I can't believe people dont have a wash before a meet?

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By *Jcurious OP   Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham


"I apply WD-40 and inflate my tyres "

That response

Miss S x

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By *Jcurious OP   Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham


"It takes me aaaaaaages to get ready if I know sex is on the cards that I wouldn't do normally. Shave my cock and balls, use the Lush soap, shave my face, put product in my hair, put aftershave on, put a watch on that isn't my Fitbit. Honestly, the women don't know the half of it! "

Ooooh lush soap, you go alllllll out!

Miss S x

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By *Jcurious OP   Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham


"Shower and im ready to go

At least you shower, I've heard some don't

Miss S x

I can't believe people dont have a wash before a meet? "

I know I've read it in many profiles/threads etc so I know it's a thing.

Crazy isn't it!

Miss S x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It takes me aaaaaaages to get ready if I know sex is on the cards that I wouldn't do normally. Shave my cock and balls, use the Lush soap, shave my face, put product in my hair, put aftershave on, put a watch on that isn't my Fitbit. Honestly, the women don't know the half of it!

Ooooh lush soap, you go alllllll out!

Miss S x"

Exactly, they better appreciate it! Not just for the smell, but for the two hours I was at the shop when buying it because I was too polite to the assistants to tell them to go away!

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

I get quite a lot of me waxed. Luke

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By *ags73Man
over a year ago

glasgow-ish


"It takes me aaaaaaages to get ready if I know sex is on the cards that I wouldn't do normally. Shave my cock and balls, use the Lush soap, shave my face, put product in my hair, put aftershave on, put a watch on that isn't my Fitbit. Honestly, the women don't know the half of it!

Ooooh lush soap, you go alllllll out!

Miss S x

Exactly, they better appreciate it! Not just for the smell, but for the two hours I was at the shop when buying it because I was too polite to the assistants to tell them to go away!"

Loving the attention rather than too polite

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By *lue Eyed JokerMan
over a year ago

Always on the move


"Tuck my flaps between my legs, have a dance in front of the mirror and tell myself how I'd fuck me "

If "Goodbye horses" isn't playing in the background, it doesn't count

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Erm been that long since last met.

Last meet I wore a suit ( in meetings in morning).

Brought a bag of work ties, used them to tie her up and soft teasing with them.

I still use the ties for work and have flash backs when wearing them again

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By *he Silver FuxMan
over a year ago

Uttoxeter

Check my nose and eyebrows for those weird rogue freaky long hairs and I’m cleaning myself like the chap from GATTACA going to work…

You could eat your dinner off me… if you’d like

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go online & take our pet insurance for her, Cause her pussy about to get destroyed haha

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By *ipstick KissesWoman
over a year ago

Newry

Pluck my chin hair

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By *lack4WhiteFemMan
over a year ago

Closer 2 U

I fo the whole lot including head hair cut and working out a day before

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By *Jcurious OP   Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham


"It takes me aaaaaaages to get ready if I know sex is on the cards that I wouldn't do normally. Shave my cock and balls, use the Lush soap, shave my face, put product in my hair, put aftershave on, put a watch on that isn't my Fitbit. Honestly, the women don't know the half of it!

Ooooh lush soap, you go alllllll out!

Miss S x

Exactly, they better appreciate it! Not just for the smell, but for the two hours I was at the shop when buying it because I was too polite to the assistants to tell them to go away!"

Omg, the worst shop for that

Miss S x

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By *Jcurious OP   Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham


"Go online & take our pet insurance for her, Cause her pussy about to get destroyed haha "

Fml

Miss S x

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By *Jcurious OP   Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham


"Pluck my chin hair"

Same girl, same

Miss S x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Tuck my flaps between my legs, have a dance in front of the mirror and tell myself how I'd fuck me "

Would you do you? I bet you'd do you so hard lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I get as ready for a social meet as I do for a sexy one (you never know)

Everything shower - shave and exoliate, defuzz my face, new lingerie, hair and make up, some sort of figure hugging dress that also hides my belly

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By *Jcurious OP   Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham


"I get as ready for a social meet as I do for a sexy one (you never know)

Everything shower - shave and exoliate, defuzz my face, new lingerie, hair and make up, some sort of figure hugging dress that also hides my belly "

That's it, you just never know what's on the cards so I do too

Miss S x

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By *empest2KMan
over a year ago

Derby


"I do a top-up trim downstairs, scrub profusely, trim nails and beard, style my hair, and give my nether-regions an extra blast of deodorant just for good luck

What if they don't like the taste of deodorant

Miss S x"

Don't worry, it's strawberry flavoured

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