FabSwingers.com forum: Porn turn offs

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

What turns you off porn and why?

Mine is fake groaning and not enough camera on the man

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeh I hate all that fake oooohhh ahhhh gets right on my tits lol

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Music. I like to hear them fucking.

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

Big bushy moustaches and the men saying das ist gut, ja?

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Oh yeah, the one with Ryan in was a bit tedious, actually

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd like to see the guy deliver a decent pizza once in a while. Steak and Mozzarella might be nice....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh yeah, the one with Ryan in was a bit tedious, actually

Oooooh bitch!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ben Dover. Spoils all porn for me.

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"Oh yeah, the one with Ryan in was a bit tedious, actually

Ryan does Runcorn was pretty dull I admit.

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

All the spitting. Why don't porn stars use lube like the rest of us?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" Ben Dover. Spoils all porn for me."

The Belgian bloke he has in all of them puts me right off - I'm not into blokes, but FFS can't he find a bit more male eye-candy????

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By *anny PepperoniMan
over a year ago

Matlock

Ditto on the spitting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" Ben Dover. Spoils all porn for me.

The Belgian bloke he has in all of them puts me right off - I'm not into blokes, but FFS can't he find a bit more male eye-candy????"

Totally. Damn him and his big cock lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That Debbie does Dallas stuff puts me right off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Also hate it when they try to act. Please just get your norks out. If I want good acting I'll watch Eastenders

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Seen what would have been a great porno of an English burd but it was dubbed in German so it killed it for me. The shady music too when are producers gonna realise its not the 70's anymore lol

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By *he Happy ManMan
over a year ago

Merseyside

Porn actors pretending they are doing amateur porn.

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By *ady4ladyWoman
over a year ago

liverpool

When all the actors suddenly develop American accents when they call for God

oh Gawd

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Seen what would have been a great porno of an English burd but it was dubbed in German so it killed it for me. The shady music too when are producers gonna realise its not the 70's anymore lol"

The Germans used to do that all the time. Dub UK/US porn right down to the grunts and groans. Absolutely pointless. Surely fucking needs no translation and as Bill Hicks once said 'the dialogue alone is not enough to carry these movies' anyway. I did learn some German though. Never yet had to use spritzen mein titten but it's good to know.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i'm not a fan of spitting either. Been brought up that to believe that spitting is disgusting, lol

I got turned off by cum shots all over the face.. blurgh...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ine would have to be bad camera shake and weird angles cos it gives me neck ache having to watch with my head turned nearly uoside down....also stretch marks and fake boob scars errrr just not for me,.....and too long an intro not good for porn and orgasm in a hurry!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What turns you off porn and why?

Mine is fake groaning and not enough camera on the man "

Fake moaning and orgasms etc... music, ridiculous and unnecessary 'story-lines, accidental shots of camera or tech guys ...the girl looking straight at the camera all the time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I also find it annoying when it's old fat men putting in work with young virile hotties - with fake smiles and fuck-faces ...I'm always like - how the fuck did you get so lucky...??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What turns you off porn and why?

Mine is fake groaning and not enough camera on the man

Fake moaning and orgasms etc... music, ridiculous and unnecessary 'story-lines, accidental shots of camera or tech guys ...the girl looking straight at the camera all the time "

I HATE the girl looking at the camera all the time!! grrrrrrr... forgot that one

Also gagging on cock... when they woman literally makes a gagging noise... it just aint sexy! lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Making a girl gag so much she nearly cries.

Faking it.

Obvious fake tits.

Looking like it's just a job.

This is why I prefer homemade stuff. I never look for pornstar stuff.

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By *reenonionsMan
over a year ago

Nr Exeter

"What turns you off porn and why?

Mine is fake groaning and not enough camera on the man "

How much porn have you got and do you want to make some then????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What turns you off porn and why?

Mine is fake groaning and not enough camera on the man

Fake moaning and orgasms etc... music, ridiculous and unnecessary 'story-lines, accidental shots of camera or tech guys ...the girl looking straight at the camera all the time

I HATE the girl looking at the camera all the time!! grrrrrrr... forgot that one

Also gagging on cock... when they woman literally makes a gagging noise... it just aint sexy! lol"

No, gag-factor is rubbish

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Edits.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gonzo shit..the stuff where they abuse the girl..strangle her and slap her..then stick a cock so far into her mouth shes sick. Thats all wrong...and not nice. Turn off.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fake boobs I can't stand to see them. You get a guy/lady having a good ole lick nd suck. And they don't react. Worse still is when you can see the scars.

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By *radleyandRavenCouple
over a year ago

Herts

Personally, when a woman repeatedly spits/dribbles cum into her hand, licks it up and repeats (again and again)... I remember watching some German porn with Vince once where a woman did this for about 4mins after a blowjob and I had to turn it off because it made me feel a little ill.

Just reminds me of a dog eating their own vomit.

- Amy. x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any form of spitting, fake oooooing and ahhhhing and fake 'little girl' giggles are all enough for me to click onto the next film

Red

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By *tressfreeMan
over a year ago

Northampton

God, I really hate the spitting thing!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Spitting, Gonzo porn, and fake squirting, village. All massive turn offs for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Smoking. It implies you are bored!!

Why not just read a book instead lol

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By *onboy777Man
over a year ago

Newark

"Buffering" ...........

And I watched one porn film think it was chalet girls and one of the girls was giving a guy a bj and you could tell she wasn't enjoying it and then in the back ground you could here the director say "when your ready Simon' WTF

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

when the guy keeps his (usually white) socks on!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Making a girl gag so much she nearly cries.

Faking it.

Obvious fake tits.

Looking like it's just a job.

This is why I prefer homemade stuff. I never look for pornstar stuff."

Agreed and would like to add the pointless instructional quotes like "go on, suck that cock!" "Fuck me hard". And they just keep saying it again and again!!!

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By *amschwingerzCouple
over a year ago

West

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By *amschwingerzCouple
over a year ago

West

Bukkake...

Fisting

'Babes' and 'Hunks'...much prefer 'real people'

Background music

But the worse the 'acting' get the better it is for us...it adds a comedy element.

British accents, sorry, they just dont work, especially common ones (like mine!)

Also, I wouldnt say it was a turn off as such, as we wouldnt watch it, but how people get of on watching titles such as 'incest', 'forced', etc etc on porn sites is beyond me..

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By *amschwingerzCouple
over a year ago

West

"Gonzo shit..the stuff where they abuse the girl..strangle her and slap her..then stick a cock so far into her mouth shes sick. Thats all wrong...and not nice. Turn off."

I was just wondering what 'Gonzo' was...thanks for that..to be honest I would have to question the mentality of someone who enjoyed doing that to someone else..

How fucking vile...

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By *ollie_JCouple
over a year ago

London

Pretend British amateur stuff.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Spitting, Gonzo porn, and fake squirting, village. All massive turn offs for me"
bukkake! Predictive text! Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"when the guy keeps his (usually white) socks on!!"

Think you can probably tell who stars in a bit of porn by the contents of their sock draw.

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By *amschwingerzCouple
over a year ago

West

Whats 'village'?

Another turn off...women who cant keep their mouths still when they are pouting at the camera...why?

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By *ohohoWoman
over a year ago

Up North

The women moaning so loudly. It's so fake.

Also I want to see the action, not just close ups of the aforementioned woman fake groaning!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I did like it when a woman lets several guys cum in her mouth, saves it all up, opens her mouth so show us all she has a gob full of cum, lets it dribble down her chin, sucks it back up the swallow it

Very nice dear but do we really need to see it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hate fake moaning or scenes wheres there is no passion or where the women is treated really rough and degraded.

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By *orflondonerMan
over a year ago

Wood Green

"All the spitting. Why don't porn stars use lube like the rest of us?"

Agree.hate that as well.

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814

"Yeh I hate all that fake oooohhh ahhhh gets right on my tits lol

And managing it while looking straight at camera

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When the camera cuts from the female to a shot of the guy cumming.

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"When the camera cuts from the female to a shot of the guy cumming."

I like that!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'Lesbian' porn when the girls aren't into it. The worst example of this is when some girl is getting her cookie eaten and moaning away and then the camera changes angle and it becomes blatantly obvious to all, except apparently the oral recepient who moans away oblivious, that the tongue of the girl giving the oral is so far away from the pussy it may as well be in the next town.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When the camera cuts from the female to a shot of the guy cumming.

I like that!

Ha ha. Each to their own, BS. But for me it can be off putting/ruin the moment, especially if I am a little hot under the collar and the moment of arrival is at hand.

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"Oh yeah, the one with Ryan in was a bit tedious, actually

Ryan does Runcorn was pretty dull I admit. "

Then perhaps a better location than a launderette?

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"When the camera cuts from the female to a shot of the guy cumming.

I like that!

Ha ha. Each to their own, BS. But for me it can be off putting/ruin the moment, especially if I am a little hot under the collar and the moment of

arrival is at hand. "

Haha! That's when I "join in"...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

fakeness -including the tits and ooohs and aaarhs

seeing a woman who is meant to be 'enjoying herself ' bone dry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All of it, I don't like it or watch it, real thing or nothing for me

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By *amschwingerzCouple
over a year ago

West

"Whats 'village'?

Another turn off...women who cant keep their mouths still when they are pouting at the camera...why?"

Just had a thought...they look like someone with a really hot chip in their mouth..only in slow motion!

Whats Village?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Biggest irratation for me, is seeing the same bits of scene repeated from different angles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Biggest irratation for me, is seeing the same bits of scene repeated from different angles"

Continuity! Random items of clothing disappearing and reappearing etc. Shoes on, now off, now back on again and where did that fez come from?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

dont watch porn..happy participating...

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By *opsy RogersWoman
over a year ago

London

The completely silent ones, like they are simply embarrassed to be there. I saw one recently and all that was audible was a repetitive 'shurlping' noise.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The music ruins it for me

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By *ral4bothMan
over a year ago

Harrow

East European Porn dont know why just dont like it

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By *tu and ChezCouple
over a year ago

leicestershire

Mine is fake moaning and when the woman keeps looking for the camera then moaning and pulling faces as if she's making sure its on her boring and a turn off !

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By *entleman DMan
over a year ago

city center, limerick city.

"What turns you off porn and why?

Mine is fake groaning and not enough camera on the man "

totally with you!! amateur and webcams for me all the way!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Spitting, Gonzo porn, and fake squirting, village. All massive turn offs for me bukkake! Predictive text! Lol"
I wondered what gonzo was now I know!! gross but what is village?

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By *ollie_JCouple
over a year ago

London

I think he said village was Bukakee but was a predictive text problem

I thought gonzo was a POV style film, ie Ben Dover style

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bored looking girls

Black guys who only degrade the woman they are with

Tits that look like they are about to explode

Spitting

Fake orgasms

Fake male orgasms, when two gallons of some white substance that is suppose to be sperm pours out a girls ass or pussy

A girl eating cum from her ass

Deep throating so hard the girl looks like she been crying after hearing her pet puppy has died

Fake groaning

Believe it or not we still really enjoy porn but only the arty, but explicit stuff, aimed at couples that we found mid last year. Good looking guys and nice genuinely pretty girls that look well matched. Highly erotic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

music.

I found a site that has some really gorgeous first timers on video so some are to shy to moan and they totally ruin the whole thing by dubbing over it.

Thats got to be the worst thing ever when the sound cuts to another girl moaning.

Plus they are crap at where they put the camera.

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By *amschwingerzCouple
over a year ago

West

"East European Porn dont know why just dont like it

Never seen it...is it set in a car wash?

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

All the above and ass to mouth

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