FabSwingers.com forum: Do we all look better with a tan?

By (user no longer on site) OP
33 weeks ago

I dunno about you man but I look fucking sexy.

Happy Stephen Pickle is BACK

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By *eroLondonMan
33 weeks ago

Mayfair

You tell me, you've met me — was I beautifully brown enough for you, duckie?

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By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS
33 weeks ago

chichester

I have loads of spray tan ready for summer

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By *lowupdollTV/TS
33 weeks ago

Herts/Beds/Lomdon

I can’t remember what I look like without one

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By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS
33 weeks ago

chichester

"I can’t remember what I look like without one "

I look like Casper the ghost

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
33 weeks ago

Southampton

I can't tan for Toffee so I shall remain my usual shade of Casper white

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By *ivemealadybonerWoman
33 weeks ago

somewhere

First time in my life I have a proper tan and I can confirm, I do look better with a tan lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
33 weeks ago

"You tell me, you've met me — was I beautifully brown enough for you, duckie?

The Blacker the better babe.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
33 weeks ago

"I have loads of spray tan ready for summer "
spray tan the tan lines. You’d look great with a tan

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By (user no longer on site) OP
33 weeks ago

"I can’t remember what I look like without one "

Oh hello you

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By (user no longer on site) OP
33 weeks ago

"I can't tan for Toffee so I shall remain my usual shade of Casper white

That’s really sad actually

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By (user no longer on site) OP
33 weeks ago

"First time in my life I have a proper tan and I can confirm, I do look better with a tan lol "

Everybody does

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By *issBellaWoman
33 weeks ago

Wales

Not really, I'm not very good at showing a lot of skin out in public. So I tend to be mostly pale with random tanned bits. Forearms and hands, chest and face and tops of feet excluding toes. Sexy, right?

Unless I'm holidaying then I don't care

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
33 weeks ago

Southampton

"I can't tan for Toffee so I shall remain my usual shade of Casper white

That’s really sad actually

In fact I'm so pasty I make Casper look like he has a suntan

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By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS
33 weeks ago

chichester

"I have loads of spray tan ready for summer spray tan the tan lines. You’d look great with a tan

I do spray on the Brazilian tan line looks somewhat in summer

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By *inxy777Woman
33 weeks ago

essex

I can never tan my legs! I mean I’m short not like there is a long area to tan!

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By *luebell888Woman
33 weeks ago

Glasgowish

I like being tanned. I tan quite easily as always out and about.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
33 weeks ago

"I can never tan my legs! I mean I’m short not like there is a long area to tan!

I think people generally struggle with their legs

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By *abonTedCouple
33 weeks ago

Midlands & Cheltenham

I can’t make up my mind if I love or marginally dislike tan lines.

I know I love helping with aftersun

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
33 weeks ago

Carlisle usually

I think I look best with my moon tan personally

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By *ivemealadybonerWoman
33 weeks ago

somewhere

"Not really, I'm not very good at showing a lot of skin out in public. So I tend to be mostly pale with random tanned bits. Forearms and hands, chest and face and tops of feet excluding toes. Sexy, right?

Unless I'm holidaying then I don't care

I'm the same, don't show too much usually but get me on holiday and I don't care who sees me, I'm highly likely never to see anyone again is my thinking!

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By *emorefridaCouple
33 weeks ago

La la land

Nope and I actively avoid it. And I've never faked it either. Who doesn't like the blue vein look?

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By (user no longer on site)
33 weeks ago

Probably. Considering I’m one shade up from a ghost, a tan might make me look less dead.

I went through a little fake tan phase. That was fucking horrendous

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By *issy4kinkTV/TS
33 weeks ago

Leeds

I'm naturally olive skinned, but i wish I was more pale tbh. Just something I find really attractive, not a huge fan of tans.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
33 weeks ago

"Nope and I actively avoid it. And I've never faked it either. Who doesn't like the blue vein look? "

I lowkey don’t

but ok

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
33 weeks ago

East Sussex

My exes sister used to laugh at the daily prejudice she faced due to her skin colour from people who paid hundreds of pounds to fly abroad in an attempt to replicate it.

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By *inxy777Woman
33 weeks ago

essex

"I can never tan my legs! I mean I’m short not like there is a long area to tan!

I think people generally struggle with their legs"

Yeah! Why is that? X

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By (user no longer on site) OP
33 weeks ago

"My exes sister used to laugh at the daily prejudice she faced due to her skin colour from people who paid hundreds of pounds to fly abroad in an attempt to replicate it.

Oh yeah that irony gets me all the time too.

Same with the lips. Years of mocking us for our full lips but everyone wants filler now

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By *emorefridaCouple
33 weeks ago

La la land

"Nope and I actively avoid it. And I've never faked it either. Who doesn't like the blue vein look?

I lowkey don’t

but ok

I get it, most people don't either. But it's what I have and in it suits me in its own way.

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By *carlet SeductionWoman
33 weeks ago

Maidstone

Glad to hear there's a happy pickle in the house

I feel so much better with a tan... love the sunshine. Happy days

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By (user no longer on site) OP
33 weeks ago

"Nope and I actively avoid it. And I've never faked it either. Who doesn't like the blue vein look?

I lowkey don’t

but ok

I get it, most people don't either. But it's what I have and in it suits me in its own way. "

You’re beautiful Frida you know that and you know that I think that.

I’m just here to appreciate the dark skin today.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
33 weeks ago

"Glad to hear there's a happy pickle in the house

I feel so much better with a tan... love the sunshine. Happy days

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By *rixie_BlondeWoman
33 weeks ago

London (She/Her)

As a rule I’d say yes, but I’m watching Shogun on Disney+ and Gin, the Madame of the brithek/tearoom, has unnatural white makeup and looks stunning. She’s a total fox and I’ve decided I want to be her when I grow up

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By (user no longer on site) OP
33 weeks ago

"As a rule I’d say yes, but I’m watching Shogun on Disney+ and Gin, the Madame of the brithek/tearoom, has unnatural white makeup and looks stunning. She’s a total fox and I’ve decided I want to be her when I grow up "

When you grow up? Awwww

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By *rixie_BlondeWoman
33 weeks ago

London (She/Her)

When you grow up? Awwww"

Yes, one day!

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By *ulfilthmentMan
33 weeks ago

Just around the corner

I do my best to take the edge off. Nothing ruins a date like blinding my partner with my natural nuclear flash colouring.

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By *mmaleiaWoman
33 weeks ago

Trowbridge

No, we don’t

Goth4Life

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By *iddlesticksMan
33 weeks ago

My nan’s spare room.

"No, we don’t

Goth4Life"

Although a tanned body next to a pale body is a nice contrast.

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By *iddlesticksMan
33 weeks ago

My nan’s spare room.

I find white bits sexy.

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By *esthetic21Man
33 weeks ago

Birmingham/Bristol

The best accessory anyone can have is a tan.

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By *rispyDuckMan
33 weeks ago

Chinese Takeaway near you

My friends always tell me I’m too pale I need to tan more apparently

haha

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By (user no longer on site) OP
33 weeks ago

"My friends always tell me I’m too pale I need to tan more apparently

haha"

Fortunately, Stormzy has made dark skin sexy again

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
33 weeks ago

little house on the praire

My friends say I must work really hard to stay this pale.

I never go the sun if I can help it

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
33 weeks ago

Southampton

"I find white bits sexy.

I'm one big white bit

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By *rispyDuckMan
33 weeks ago

Chinese Takeaway near you

"My friends always tell me I’m too pale I need to tan more apparently

haha

Fortunately, Stormzy has made dark skin sexy again"

They are just being cheeky gits haha

Even went to a tanning shop for a laugh

poor girl at the reception didn’t know what to say when I asked her for a recommendation haha.

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By *ags73Man
33 weeks ago

glasgow-ish

Takes a while for me to go brown if I do.

So ehm no.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
33 weeks ago

"My friends always tell me I’m too pale I need to tan more apparently

haha

Fortunately, Stormzy has made dark skin sexy again

They are just being cheeky gits haha

Even went to a tanning shop for a laugh

poor girl at the reception didn’t know what to say when I asked her for a recommendation haha. "

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By *ittlebirdWoman
33 weeks ago

The Big Smoke

I definitely don’t look as tired so a tan for the win

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By *ansoffateMan
33 weeks ago

Sagittarius A

I had a gf in Liverpool, huge tanning salon princess. She was always on at me to go.

She pulled it off, fair play to her except she had these two pure white stripes, right under her butt-cheeks; they had me in stitches every time I saw them. They looked like war paint.

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
33 weeks ago

Reading

I do for sure but sunbathing is boring

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By *eliWoman
33 weeks ago

Erm... I don't know if everyone does. I like pale skin.

I look better with a tan, my skin is more golden rather than muddy, my freckles come out and I still have the blue veins showing on my cleavage. It's an interesting combination.

Yay to happy Pickle pickle-ing in the sun!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
33 weeks ago

"Erm... I don't know if everyone does. I like pale skin.

I look better with a tan, my skin is more golden rather than muddy, my freckles come out and I still have the blue veins showing on my cleavage. It's an interesting combination.

Yay to happy Pickle pickle-ing in the sun!

Brown skin girl

Your skin just like pearls

The best ting inna the world

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By *till gameMan
33 weeks ago

Oldham

It’s why I moved from glasgow to sunny Manchester, to get a better tan

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By *amie HantsWoman
33 weeks ago

Atlantis

Toned tan fit and ready.

I’m none of those things but if I was just one of them it would would be over for you bitches

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By *ittlebirdWoman
33 weeks ago

The Big Smoke

"Toned tan fit and ready.

I’m none of those things but if I was just one of them it would would be over for you bitches "

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By (user no longer on site) OP
33 weeks ago

"Toned tan fit and ready.

I’m none of those things but if I was just one of them it would would be over for you bitches "

And the cap of today: ^

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By *rumguy1982Man
33 weeks ago

Birmingham

I wouldn't know, im pasty as fuck...i go red then back white again

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By *B69Woman
33 weeks ago

Wiltshire

Can’t say if I look better but I definitely feel better with a tan

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By *coobyABCMan
33 weeks ago

Aberdeen

We get 6 minutes of sun all summer. Hate being too hot so it's a big No from me

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By (user no longer on site)
33 weeks ago

Do we all look better with advancing skin cancer? No pickles.

I hate myself with a tan, and unless you manage to get a lovely all other even tan it just looks tacky. So again, NO!!!!

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By *929Man
33 weeks ago

bedlington

Definitely makes you look leaner too.

The greatest genetic gift I ever got in life was my Spanish grandmothers skin I love being dark as fuck at first but of sun

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By *r Black 85Man
33 weeks ago

nottingham

"Toned tan fit and ready.

I’m none of those things but if I was just one of them it would would be over for you bitches

And the cap of today: ^"

Bars

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By *r Black 85Man
33 weeks ago

nottingham

When I tan I go super super dark

I have been told I look as black as black pepper

Skin always feels healthier for it though

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By *ools and the brainCouple
33 weeks ago

couple, us we him her.

I have two states.

Transparent/bluey white almost luminous.

And

Bright red burnt followed by day's a of pain.

So factor 50 parasol and towels over my legs for me.

Jools on the other hand can just turn a nice shade , enough so she can get away with wearing white shorts and bright yellow.

Give me winter thank you thick coats and warm quilts

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By *esthetic21Man
33 weeks ago

Birmingham/Bristol

The sun isn't bad for you I've been saying this for years if the sun disappeared every single living thing on this planet would eventually die. Absolute bollocks

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By *_elia DominaTV/TS
33 weeks ago

Edinburgh (She/Her)

Me with tan definitely not, burnt fricking skin peeling lobster!!!

I'm a descendant of the fecking vampires I tell ya....

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By *ools and the brainCouple
33 weeks ago

couple, us we him her.

"The sun isn't bad for you I've been saying this for years if the sun disappeared every single living thing on this planet would eventually die. Absolute bollocks"

And if the earth was only a few miles closer to the sun everything would burn to a crisp.

Your argument holds no water.

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By *uliette500Woman
33 weeks ago

Hull

My arms tan my shoulders burn, turn red, peel and go back to white and my legs never change colour at all.

I find it best to stay out of the sun and stay pale.

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By *ad NannaWoman
33 weeks ago

East London

I do, except when I'm naked.

Then I look like a brown and ivory version of a Squashem.

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By *ad NannaWoman
33 weeks ago

East London

"The sun isn't bad for you I've been saying this for years if the sun disappeared every single living thing on this planet would eventually die. Absolute bollocks"

Skin cancer isn't a thing in your world then.

I've seen faces that resemble a shrivelled up ballsack, from too much sun exposure.

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By (user no longer on site)
33 weeks ago

Yes... But i burn and can't bear the heat.. So mine is out of a tube

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By (user no longer on site) OP
33 weeks ago

"When I tan I go super super dark

I have been told I look as black as black pepper

Skin always feels healthier for it though "

I like being dark. I feel happy in the sunshine. And I have learned to love my dark skin.

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