FabSwingers.com forum: Whats on the menu?!

By *inx000 OP Couple
39 weeks ago

Manchester

You've been lucky enough to arrange a date with someone you fancy..what are you cooking for them..?

Main or dessert or a 3 course meal?

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By *ohn.Wick.Man
39 weeks ago

The Continental

I’m not cooking.

We’re going out. 3 courses in style.

9 nugget share box.

A Big Mac meal.

A caramel McFlurry.

All eaten in my convertible Bedford Rascal campervan while we watch the twinkling stars and the fires burning around the bronx of Stoke from a local dogging hilltop.

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By *inx000 OP Couple
39 weeks ago

Manchester

"I’m not cooking.

We’re going out. 3 courses in style.

9 nugget share box.

A Big Mac meal.

A caramel McFlurry.

All eaten in my convertible Bedford Rascal campervan while we watch the twinkling stars and the fires burning around the bronx of Stoke from a local dogging hilltop. "

Oh my..love this

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By *eroLondonMan
39 weeks ago

Mayfair

Risotto cooked in a dry white wine stock, with porcini mushrooms and truffle oil, and a simple Rocket salad.

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By *amie HantsWoman
39 weeks ago

Atlantis

I’m a much better dinner guest than I am a cook so I’m going to be lurking, adding all menu providers to my hotlist so I can start wearing them down to cook for me.

This is a good thread, thank you OP.

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By *ot to giggleWoman
39 weeks ago

Coventry

Ill just arrange a date with someone who cooks

sorted!

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By *BWLOVER1965Man
39 weeks ago

Ipswich

"You've been lucky enough to arrange a date with someone you fancy..what are you cooking for them..?

Main or dessert or a 3 course meal?

Go for the old favourites three courses

Prawn Cocktail starter

Full lamb roast dinner thick lamb gravy

Banoffee pie or jam roly custard bit choice

Red or white wine or beer or non alcoholic drink

Cheese board and coffee or tea to finish

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By *bi HaiveMan
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39 weeks ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

"You've been lucky enough to arrange a date with someone you fancy..what are you cooking for them..?

Main or dessert or a 3 course meal?

Three portions of cake.

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By *ohn.Wick.Man
39 weeks ago

The Continental

"I’m not cooking.

We’re going out. 3 courses in style.

9 nugget share box.

A Big Mac meal.

A caramel McFlurry.

All eaten in my convertible Bedford Rascal campervan while we watch the twinkling stars and the fires burning around the bronx of Stoke from a local dogging hilltop.

Oh my..love this

I knows a good time.

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By (user no longer on site)
39 weeks ago

Why would we waste time cooking when we could be participating in a sexual act??

Maybe this is why I don't date.

It's too much time wasting.

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By (user no longer on site)
39 weeks ago

"Why would we waste time cooking when we could be participating in a sexual act??

Maybe this is why I don't date.

It's too much time wasting."

I’d 69 with you.

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By *oiluvfunMan
39 weeks ago

Penrith

I’ll dip in to my Jamie repertoire for the main, and probably do a cheat dessert of Eton Mess but with raspberries and blueberries…..

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By *elloWoman
39 weeks ago

alpha centauri

Pasta bake, because it doesn't matter what time you eat it, it will be delicious hot, cold or warm.

Pavlova,

Cheese, crackers and coffee

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By *ittlebirdWoman
39 weeks ago

The Big Smoke

"You've been lucky enough to arrange a date with someone you fancy..what are you cooking for them..?

Main or dessert or a 3 course meal?

I’ll take them out for dinner. I’m the dessert

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By (user no longer on site)
39 weeks ago

"You've been lucky enough to arrange a date with someone you fancy..what are you cooking for them..?

Main or dessert or a 3 course meal?

I’ll take them out for dinner. I’m the dessert

Bet

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By *iddlesticksMan
39 weeks ago

My nan’s spare room.

"You've been lucky enough to arrange a date with someone you fancy..what are you cooking for them..?

Main or dessert or a 3 course meal?

I’ll take them out for dinner. I’m the dessert

I’m going for a nicely basted _ittlebird.

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By (user no longer on site)
39 weeks ago

"Why would we waste time cooking when we could be participating in a sexual act??

Maybe this is why I don't date.

It's too much time wasting.

I’d 69 with you. "

Exactly skip dinner go straight to bed.

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By *ang bang bangity bangCouple
39 weeks ago

Sunderland

Vast selection of starters and then a vast selection of deserts.

No mains. They're overrated

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By (user no longer on site)
39 weeks ago

I’d purchase a desert if required because I don’t have a sweet tooth

Starters either a prawn cocktail or stuffed peppers/mushrooms

Main would be a spicy chicken pasta or Thai curry and chips

Drinks would be limitless

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By *ong-leggedblondWoman
39 weeks ago

Next Door

Im hoping to be starter, main and dessert.

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By *929Man
39 weeks ago

bedlington

I wouldn’t cook for anyone as they never would return, would just dive to my favourite Chinese and pick up some decent bait

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
39 weeks ago

little house on the praire

I wouldn't cook, I wouldn't want them to think it might happen a second time

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By (user no longer on site)
39 weeks ago

Do people eat before having the sex? If I'm eating a meal all I'm doing is slobbing out afterwards.

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By *amie HantsWoman
39 weeks ago

Atlantis

"I wouldn’t cook for anyone as they never would return, would just dive to my favourite Chinese and pick up some decent bait "

Ah. But if you get a Chinese I’ll never leave

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By *929Man
39 weeks ago

bedlington

"I wouldn’t cook for anyone as they never would return, would just dive to my favourite Chinese and pick up some decent bait

Ah. But if you get a Chinese I’ll never leave "

Haha If I could afford it I’d eat Chinese every single night

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By *arkus1812Man
39 weeks ago

Finedon ,

Starter: Smoked Salmon

Main: Beef Wellington

Saute Potato's

Seasonal Vegetables.

Dessert: Homemade Apple Pie with choice

Ice Cream, Fresh Cream or

Custard

Cheese Board

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By *ssexBlkMaleMan
39 weeks ago

Essex

Starter would be something along the lines of garlic chili and butter cooked king prawns with freshly baked thinly sliced French

Main would be jerk or brown stew chicken with Caribbean style Mac and cheese with option of jalapeños or bacon / lardons and some steamed vegetables or substitute the Mac and cheese for rice and peas or steamed rices

Easter rather a cheeseboard with selection of cured meats or vanilla cheesecake with a scoop of double chocolate ice cream pr possibly lemon sorbet depending on what we are drinking with the meal

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By (user no longer on site)
39 weeks ago

"Do people eat before having the sex? If I'm eating a meal all I'm doing is slobbing out afterwards. "

Agreed an no, a meal from me would be just that

sex is sex with nibbles and hydration in between

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By *uffnmuffCouple
39 weeks ago

London

I very rarely cook my husband does most of the cooking x

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By *s-SerendipityWoman
39 weeks ago

somewhere over the Rainbow

Tomato Bruschetta

Stuffed Peppers

Me x

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By *r Discreet 75Man
39 weeks ago

LIVERPOOL

I eat out all the time I work to many hours to come home and cook .... so a restaurant it is

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By *obilebottomMan
39 weeks ago

All over

A kir royale with some truffled popcorn to start, then a selection of tapas (more sociable), good wine, a lime granita/sorbet to clean the palate and a chocolate soufle to end the meal with an espresso and a small glass of cognac.

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By (user no longer on site)
39 weeks ago

Depends on what would both like.

I'm happy get in a few bottles of Lambrini, make up a cheese and grapes board. Chill chat and go from there

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By (user no longer on site)
39 weeks ago

Lemon butter chicken, salad, and pretentiously portioned rice. To feel satiated, content, fresh, but not bloated.

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By *eliWoman
39 weeks ago

"Starter would be something along the lines of garlic chili and butter cooked king prawns with freshly baked thinly sliced French

Easter rather a cheeseboard with selection of cured meats or vanilla cheesecake with a scoop of double chocolate ice cream pr possibly lemon sorbet depending on what we are drinking with the meal "

This sounds incredible but the most you'll get after that sort of meal? A handjob.

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By *ohn.Wick.Man
39 weeks ago

The Continental

All that fancy shit is gonna do, is put her/him into a food coma.

Let’s skip the Micky D’s and get our romp on in the back of the Softtopped Bedford Rascal.

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By *otSoPetiteMortWoman
39 weeks ago

Hertfordshire

I'm not cooking! I do that every bloody day for Hubby and kids so I ain't about to start for yet another bloody person.

They can make arrangements for a restaurant - Start as you mean to go on and all that.

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
39 weeks ago

Manchester-ish

"I’m not cooking.

We’re going out. 3 courses in style.

9 nugget share box.

A Big Mac meal.

A caramel McFlurry.

All eaten in my convertible Bedford Rascal campervan while we watch the twinkling stars and the fires burning around the bronx of Stoke from a local dogging hilltop. "

Make it a plain quarterpounder with cheese and I'm there!

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
39 weeks ago

Manchester-ish

"Make it a plain quarterpounder with cheese and I'm there!

Instead of the big mac. I still want the nugs and ice cream obvs.

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By *JcuriousCouple
39 weeks ago

Derby

Awh can't they cook?!

Miss S x

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By *ohn.Wick.Man
39 weeks ago

The Continental

"Make it a plain quarterpounder with cheese and I'm there!

Instead of the big mac. I still want the nugs and ice cream obvs.

You’re on!

Pick ya up in 10?

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By (user no longer on site)
39 weeks ago

Oh I'm a fan of the tapas/small dishes

So deli meat... Pan fried chorizo, cheeses, breads ...all that kinda thing...I know but lazy ...but still good.

Desert...i think it has to be biscoff KitKat...

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By *irthandgirthMan
39 weeks ago

Camberley occasionally doncaster

Something nice and light. Depending on taste, perhaps something like a searing a small Marinated tuna steak with an avocado and pomegranate salad.

I'm always happy to cook dinner for someone. If they are still there for breakfast though, the breath play probably went a little far and I'm just happy they are awake. Wait...what?

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By *amie HantsWoman
39 weeks ago

Atlantis

"Something nice and light. Depending on taste, perhaps something like a searing a small Marinated tuna steak with an avocado and pomegranate salad.

I'm always happy to cook dinner for someone. If they are still there for breakfast though, the breath play probably went a little far and I'm just happy they are awake. Wait...what?

Wait. WHAT

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By *tanley FunseekerMan
39 weeks ago

stanley

Ummm ideally I’d know a bit about what they like but as a generic menu

Scallops, pancetta, minted pea purée

Steak ( Fillet ur Ribeye) chunky chips or hassleback potatoes , onion rings and a beef dripping sauce

Forest fruits creme brûlée and shortbread

After eight mints

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By *inx000 OP Couple
39 weeks ago

Manchester

"Why would we waste time cooking when we could be participating in a sexual act??

Maybe this is why I don't date.

It's too much time wasting."

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By *inx000 OP Couple
39 weeks ago

Manchester

"Ill just arrange a date with someone who cooks

sorted! "

Haha great answer

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By *inx000 OP Couple
39 weeks ago

Manchester

"You've been lucky enough to arrange a date with someone you fancy..what are you cooking for them..?

Main or dessert or a 3 course meal?

Three portions of cake.

Yesssss ditch the other food let's just eat cake

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By *inx000 OP Couple
39 weeks ago

Manchester

"I’m not cooking.

We’re going out. 3 courses in style.

9 nugget share box.

A Big Mac meal.

A caramel McFlurry.

All eaten in my convertible Bedford Rascal campervan while we watch the twinkling stars and the fires burning around the bronx of Stoke from a local dogging hilltop.

Oh my..love this

I knows a good time.

I bet you do

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
39 weeks ago

Manchester-ish

"Make it a plain quarterpounder with cheese and I'm there!

Instead of the big mac. I still want the nugs and ice cream obvs.

You’re on!

Pick ya up in 10?

Damn. I fell down an insta-hole.

Tomorrow?

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By (user no longer on site)
39 weeks ago

Last time I did this I cooked them Filipino food. All from scratch. Spring rolls, chicken adobo with rice and crispy onion, salad with a ginger carrot dressing. I was the dessert.

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By *illy IdolMan
39 weeks ago

Midlands

Hiya Minx, what would be your ideal menu?

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By *ohn.Wick.Man
39 weeks ago

The Continental

"Make it a plain quarterpounder with cheese and I'm there!

Instead of the big mac. I still want the nugs and ice cream obvs.

You’re on!

Pick ya up in 10?

Damn. I fell down an insta-hole.

Tomorrow?

Hell yeah

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By (user no longer on site)
39 weeks ago

"Last time I did this I cooked them Filipino food. All from scratch. Spring rolls, chicken adobo with rice and crispy onion, salad with a ginger carrot dressing. I was the dessert.

Oh, I misremembered. Whilst I was a dessert, I also made a dessert. Flan.

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By *aabmanMan
39 weeks ago

bognor regis

We are going to my favourite spanish restaurant on costa del sol and having the tasting menu and wine pairing...sublime

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By *inx000 OP Couple
39 weeks ago

Manchester

"Do people eat before having the sex? If I'm eating a meal all I'm doing is slobbing out afterwards. "

Haha this is so me

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By *inx000 OP Couple
39 weeks ago

Manchester

"I wouldn’t cook for anyone as they never would return, would just dive to my favourite Chinese and pick up some decent bait "

Love a cheeky Chinese

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By *inx000 OP Couple
39 weeks ago

Manchester

"Starter: Smoked Salmon

Main: Beef Wellington

Saute Potato's

Seasonal Vegetables.

Dessert: Homemade Apple Pie with choice

Ice Cream, Fresh Cream or

Custard

Cheese Board

Is it homemade Ice cream too..?

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By *inx000 OP Couple
39 weeks ago

Manchester

"Tomato Bruschetta

Stuffed Peppers

Me x"

All sounds delicious

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By (user no longer on site)
39 weeks ago

I think they'd appreciate me more if we just bought takeout and I didn't go on about how much protein is in this 3 day old chicken, broccoli and pasta

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By *inx000 OP Couple
39 weeks ago

Manchester

"Oh I'm a fan of the tapas/small dishes

So deli meat... Pan fried chorizo, cheeses, breads ...all that kinda thing...I know but lazy ...but still good.

Desert...i think it has to be biscoff KitKat...

Sounds delicious and oooh never tried a biscoff kitkat.

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By *inx000 OP Couple
39 weeks ago

Manchester

"I think they'd appreciate me more if we just bought takeout and I didn't go on about how much protein is in this 3 day old chicken, broccoli and pasta

Just your good company and charm would be enough

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By (user no longer on site)
39 weeks ago

"I think they'd appreciate me more if we just bought takeout and I didn't go on about how much protein is in this 3 day old chicken, broccoli and pasta

Just your good company and charm would be enough

Only one way to find out

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By *ssexBlkMaleMan
39 weeks ago

Essex

"Starter would be something along the lines of garlic chili and butter cooked king prawns with freshly baked thinly sliced French

Easter rather a cheeseboard with selection of cured meats or vanilla cheesecake with a scoop of double chocolate ice cream pr possibly lemon sorbet depending on what we are drinking with the meal

This sounds incredible but the most you'll get after that sort of meal? A handjob. "

That’s okay as they’ll stay till the morning then wake up to scrambled eggs and smoke salmon and the most delicious kisses.

Not every meet has to end in full blown ripping clothes off sex for me to enjoy it. Maybe I’m odd / different like that?

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By *imeForAnAdventureMan
39 weeks ago

Chichester

That’s uh not what I was thinking when I read Menu ??

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By *nnCeeWoman
39 weeks ago

East of Eden, West of Hell

Can't eat much, so let's go out and ill have something off the kids menu!

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By (user no longer on site)
39 weeks ago

Hopefully I get to make them breakfast

The menu depends on the person. If she’s vegan I’m not going to shove my meat in her mouth.

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By *iss.BellaWoman
39 weeks ago

Wales

"Hopefully I get to make them breakfast

The menu depends on the person. If she’s vegan I’m not going to shove my meat in her mouth. "

Thank god I'm not vegan

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By (user no longer on site)
39 weeks ago

"Hopefully I get to make them breakfast

The menu depends on the person. If she’s vegan I’m not going to shove my meat in her mouth.

Thank god I'm not vegan

Okay. If you fancy breakfast sometime. Come to mine, 8pm Friday night

haha

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
39 weeks ago

Leeds

Well of course they’d expect fine dining. So I’d pull my speciality dish out. Which is egg and soldiers.

The mr

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
39 weeks ago

Staffordshire

"You've been lucky enough to arrange a date with someone you fancy..what are you cooking for them..?

Main or dessert or a 3 course meal?

We’d have a few pastries in and I can soon make you a well done bacon sarnie.

We won’t be thinking about eating until breakfast

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