FabSwingers.com forum: Your Other Half Has Been Held Hostage!!

By (user no longer on site) OP
33 weeks ago

And is being kept in a location 30 minutes away. You're driving to rescue them. It's a warm night and your windows are down. Do you listen to music on the drive there, yes or no?

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By (user no longer on site)
33 weeks ago

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By (user no longer on site)
33 weeks ago

Fuck no.

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By *till gameMan
33 weeks ago

Oldham

Yes , playing , please release me , let me go - engelbert Humperdinck

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
33 weeks ago

Manchester-ish

That seems unwise.

Is this from a film Joe?

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By *ohn.Wick.Man
33 weeks ago

The Continental

Yeah, might as well.

Better that than stewing in silence.

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By *edeWoman
33 weeks ago

the abyss

Obviously - got to get pumped and game face on!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
33 weeks ago

"That seems unwise.

Is this from a film Joe?

I'll hold my hands up, I saw the question on Reddit and thought it was funny so thought I'd post it here to see what the answers would be

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
33 weeks ago

Carlisle usually

Oh. A bit of combichrist wouldn't go amiss there I think.

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By *rispyDuckMan
33 weeks ago

Chinese Takeaway near you

I’m playing “Johnny Cash- Ring of fire”

As I daydream romanticising I’m a handsome cowboy riding my stallion to rescue my woman from that bastard ‘horse whip Billy’ & his gang

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By (user no longer on site)
33 weeks ago

"That seems unwise.

Is this from a film Joe?

I'll hold my hands up, I saw the question on Reddit and thought it was funny so thought I'd post it here to see what the answers would be

The users on this site are sicker than the people on Reddit though

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By (user no longer on site)
33 weeks ago

*plugs phone into aux and anxiously waits until the YouTube ad is finished*

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By (user no longer on site) OP
33 weeks ago

"Yeah, might as well.

Better that than stewing in silence."

Don't fancy putting on some epic tunes to get your head in the game?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
33 weeks ago

"That seems unwise.

Is this from a film Joe?

I'll hold my hands up, I saw the question on Reddit and thought it was funny so thought I'd post it here to see what the answers would be

The users on this site are sicker than the people on Reddit though"

Exactly, which is why I thought it was perfect for here

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
33 weeks ago

BRIDPORT

Definitely, and I’d take 10 minutes or so checking I had the necessary compact disc in the vehicle, if it wasn’t there I’d go back in the house and rummage around until I found the one I wanted, let’s face it, if they are being held hostage, they ain’t goin’ anywhere are they.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
33 weeks ago

"*plugs phone into aux and anxiously waits until the YouTube ad is finished* "

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By *ohn.Wick.Man
33 weeks ago

The Continental

"Yeah, might as well.

Better that than stewing in silence.

Don't fancy putting on some epic tunes to get your head in the game? "

I’ll hit the play Slipknot button. Smash the dashboard drumkit, get myself angry and ready to go Jack Bauer on the hostage takers ass.

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By *a LunaWoman
33 weeks ago

South Wales

I drove all night - Cyndi Lauper.

On repeat.

With some travel sweeties to anxiously suck on whilst worrying if £5.60 will be enough as ransom money.

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By *icecouple561Couple
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33 weeks ago

East Sussex

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By *ealMissShadyWoman
33 weeks ago

St Albans/ Welsh Borders

Now, this would be a do I go or not??? Some deep thought and contemplation about what I want from this relationship....though If I'm in my pyjamas, forget it. I ain't going anywhere, they can keep him.

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By *icecouple561Couple
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33 weeks ago

East Sussex

Firstly I wouldn't have the windows down because I'd be driving fast enough to get there in ten minutes and open windows are noisy and not aero dynamic.

Secondly I would drive in cold, stony silence all the better to hone my 'particular set of skills' to use on the people who had taken him

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By *icolasHidalgoDeCorazonMan
33 weeks ago

St Leonards

"And is being kept in a location 30 minutes away. You're driving to rescue them. It's a warm night and your windows are down. Do you listen to music on the drive there, yes or no?"

Ah, well now.

This is the rub Joe.

The music would pump up my "mess with my woman and I'll fuck you up" vibe....but the most likely song to come up first would be George Michael's "Freedom".

And after a couple of minutes of that I might just go home, have a coffee and a fag, and think to myself "Well, being nabbed hostage and dumped in one day is, ultimately, character building for her".

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
33 weeks ago

North West

Yeah I'd put on some of that muzak you get in lifts. Something chill.

It's a good job it's me answering this, cos if the sandal was on the other foot, I'm a goner. Mr KC can't drive

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By *ot to giggleWoman
33 weeks ago

Coventry

"And is being kept in a location 30 minutes away. You're driving to rescue them. It's a warm night and your windows are down. Do you listen to music on the drive there, yes or no?"

interesting - my last 'relationship' was such a twat i would leave him there and play meatloaf - i would do anything for love but i wont do that (rescue you you twat

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By *odgerMooreMan
33 weeks ago

Nowhere

I would insist they read the t&c’s returns are expressly forbidden….

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By (user no longer on site)
33 weeks ago

"And is being kept in a location 30 minutes away. You're driving to rescue them. It's a warm night and your windows are down. Do you listen to music on the drive there, yes or no?

Ah, well now.

This is the rub Joe.

The music would pump up my "mess with my woman and I'll fuck you up" vibe....but the most likely song to come up first would be George Michael's "Freedom".

And after a couple of minutes of that I might just go home, have a coffee and a fag, and think to myself "Well, being nabbed hostage and dumped in one day is, ultimately, character building for her"."

As I read this I literally could imagine you doing this.

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By *eliWoman
33 weeks ago

Of course I would. Got to hype myself up with some DMX.

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By *exyScientistsCouple
33 weeks ago

Castlebar

Yeah because I'd have no chance of rescuing Mr unless it was from a tribe if puppies so I may as well have fun trying!

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By (user no longer on site)
33 weeks ago

Oh gotta have some tunes to help get pumped up...

Some Rammstein would do the trick I think...

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By *ingle ex cuckMan
33 weeks ago

chester

I would play bonnie Tyler total eclipse of the heart and literally turn around

( if was my ex )

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By *ealMissShadyWoman
33 weeks ago

St Albans/ Welsh Borders

"Yeah because I'd have no chance of rescuing Mr unless it was from a tribe if puppies so I may as well have fun trying! "

If a tribe of puppies nabbed my OH I'd be asking to be nabbed too!

I frickin' love puppies!

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By *icolasHidalgoDeCorazonMan
33 weeks ago

St Leonards

"And is being kept in a location 30 minutes away. You're driving to rescue them. It's a warm night and your windows are down. Do you listen to music on the drive there, yes or no?

Ah, well now.

This is the rub Joe.

The music would pump up my "mess with my woman and I'll fuck you up" vibe....but the most likely song to come up first would be George Michael's "Freedom".

And after a couple of minutes of that I might just go home, have a coffee and a fag, and think to myself "Well, being nabbed hostage and dumped in one day is, ultimately, character building for her".

As I read this I literally could imagine you doing this. "

Me too

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By * and R cple4Couple
33 weeks ago

swansea

I'd wind the windows down put some 80s on blaring, put my sunglasses on and I'd probably stop at a McDonald's I can concentrate better on a full stomach. My husband would understand..

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By *agatoXXXMan
33 weeks ago

Gone and completely forgotten.

"And is being kept in a location 30 minutes away. You're driving to rescue them. It's a warm night and your windows are down. Do you listen to music on the drive there, yes or no?"

Driving to rescue them? I'd be too busy changing the locks.

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
33 weeks ago

Leeds

I could be sat in the car watching her get eaten by a bear and the playlist would still be on.

The mr

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By *TG3Man
33 weeks ago

Dorchester

"And is being kept in a location 30 minutes away. You're driving to rescue them. It's a warm night and your windows are down. Do you listen to music on the drive there, yes or no?"
yes need to take my mind off my loss

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By *cotty_01ukMan
33 weeks ago

birmingham

Music on have a slow wank just teasing

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By (user no longer on site)
33 weeks ago

Is there also time for a McDonald’s drive through? Get some much needed energy in the way?

A man’s gotta eat, there’s no need for both of us going hungry.

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By *inxy777Woman
33 weeks ago

essex

This thread has had me laughing way too much!

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By (user no longer on site)
33 weeks ago

If it's a warm night I've probably already had a glass of wine. I'll get him in the morning. Maybe.

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By *alandNitaCouple
33 weeks ago

Scunthorpe

"And is being kept in a location 30 minutes away. You're driving to rescue them. It's a warm night and your windows are down. Do you listen to music on the drive there, yes or no?"

I listen to music all the time, always.

Cal

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By *ansoffateMan
33 weeks ago

Sagittarius A

Hmm based on traffic conditions lately I'd say it'll take an hour and a half to get there.

I mean, she's probably already dead by the time I make it.

I'd stay home and listen to her favourite songs in her memory.

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By *ocktoplaywithMan
33 weeks ago

Derby

Or do you stay at home and watch tele

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By *nnCeeWoman
33 weeks ago

East of Eden, West of Hell

My ex already owes me enough bloody money. I ain't paying to get him out if he's done something stupid enough to be taken hostage...

Having said that though, if they killed him, I'd never get my money back...

Grrrr... now I'm on the bloody fence!

Music might help me decide, or perhaps I'd just end up singing along and forget what it was I was supposed to be doing in the first place ...

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By *TG3Man
33 weeks ago

Dorchester

How much is required for them to keep her?

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
33 weeks ago

Southampton

"Oh gotta have some tunes to help get pumped up...

Some Rammstein would do the trick I think..."

Excellent choice....

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By *ittlebirdWoman
33 weeks ago

The Big Smoke

Hell yes…

I had to escape, the city was sticky and cruel

Maybe I should have called you first

But I was dying to get to you

I was dreaming while I drove

The long straight road ahead

Could taste your sweet kisses, your arms open wide

This fever for you was just burning me up inside

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By *ang bang bangity bangCouple
33 weeks ago

Sunderland

Yes.

Creedence Clearwatee Revival - Fortunate Son

On repeat.

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
33 weeks ago

Staffordshire

"And is being kept in a location 30 minutes away. You're driving to rescue them. It's a warm night and your windows are down. Do you listen to music on the drive there, yes or no?"

Absolutely.

I’d be listening to something to calm my inner rage, most probably Sheryl crow.

I know on my arrival I’ll hear Enter shikiri ~ sorry you’re not a winner in my head and the rage will flow

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