FabSwingers.com forum: What are your Gremlin rules?

By (user no longer on site) OP
33 weeks ago

So people of a certain age/generation may recall the film ‘Gremlins’ where the Mogwai have three care rules - don’t put them in bright light, don’t get them wet and don’t feed them after midnight.

What would your three care rules be for you?

Mine are…

Always make me cups of tea

Don’t let me get hangry

Make sure I have plenty of books

Mrs Classy

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By *929Man
33 weeks ago

bedlington

Don’t be a fucking pig in my house (use manners, no belching,farting ect)

Don’t ever expect the dog to move for you he likes a specific spot on the cooch

Can’t really think of a third

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
33 weeks ago

Manchester(ish).

Make me food.

Support my gym habit.

Do random jobs I can't be arsed dealing with.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
33 weeks ago

"Make me food.

Support my gym habit.

Do random jobs I can't be arsed dealing with. "

Oh those are good

especially the last one - wish I’d thought of it

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By (user no longer on site)
33 weeks ago

Dunk me in water frequently

Don't expect me to read your mind

If all else fails offer Gin

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By (user no longer on site) OP
33 weeks ago

"Dunk me in water frequently

Don't expect me to read your mind

If all else fails offer Gin"

Are we talking dunking in the bath? The sea? A river? All of them? (I love a wild swim)

Gin is also a good answer

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By *ushandkittyCouple
33 weeks ago

Gloucester

My issue with the gremlins rules is the 'don't feed them after midnight' but its never mentioned what time in the morning can you feed them again?

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By *ansoffateMan
33 weeks ago

Sagittarius A

Don't put oat milk, or coconut milk, almond anything other than milk in my tea.

Feed me sandwiches, especially after midnight.

Never tickle my feet.

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
33 weeks ago

Manchester(ish).

"Make me food.

Support my gym habit.

Do random jobs I can't be arsed dealing with.

Oh those are good

especially the last one - wish I’d thought of it

I know, older I get the less I can be arsed dealing with random or annoying shit.

I'm not sure gremlins ever got old enough to care about chores ?

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By *agnar73Man
33 weeks ago

glasgow-ish

Coffee black

Ehm.. actuallly I’m not a diva. Just be nice.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
33 weeks ago

"My issue with the gremlins rules is the 'don't feed them after midnight' but its never mentioned what time in the morning can you feed them again?"

That is an excellent point!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
33 weeks ago

"Make me food.

Support my gym habit.

Do random jobs I can't be arsed dealing with.

Oh those are good

especially the last one - wish I’d thought of it

I know, older I get the less I can be arsed dealing with random or annoying shit.

I'm not sure gremlins ever got old enough to care about chores ? "

But they did get old enough to drive/operate a chainsaw!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
33 weeks ago

"Don't put oat milk, or coconut milk, almond anything other than milk in my tea.

Feed me sandwiches, especially after midnight.

Never tickle my feet."

Oh my gosh! I should have also said never tickle me!! Thanks for the reminder haha!

Agree about the tea though

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By (user no longer on site)
33 weeks ago

"My issue with the gremlins rules is the 'don't feed them after midnight' but its never mentioned what time in the morning can you feed them again?

That is an excellent point! "

Something I always pondered too.

I guess it would be shortly after midnight to avoid...by the time the sun rises, a little breakfast for gizmo might be fair game.

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By *ot to giggleWoman
33 weeks ago

Coventry

dont give me lame excuses

be awake in the morning !! (morning sex is the best)

oh and dont be late

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By *ushandkittyCouple
33 weeks ago

Gloucester

"My issue with the gremlins rules is the 'don't feed them after midnight' but its never mentioned what time in the morning can you feed them again?

That is an excellent point!

Something I always pondered too.

I guess it would be shortly after midnight to avoid...by the time the sun rises, a little breakfast for gizmo might be fair game."

Maybe you can only feed them mid day to midnight

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By *odgerMooreMan
33 weeks ago

Nowhere

Dont tread on my cock when we’re dancing

Think that’s it!!

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
33 weeks ago

My boudoir - S Wales

Don’t deprive me of Ballbag.

Don’t wake me up unless you’re putting your Willy inside me.

Don’t tickle the back of my knees unless you want a kick in the face.

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By *agnar73Man
33 weeks ago

glasgow-ish

"Coffee black

Ehm.. actuallly I’m not a diva. Just be nice."

Okay I’ll add be on time.

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By *onkeynutWoman
33 weeks ago

somewhere

Don’t talk to me before I have had my morning coffee

Don’t tickle me

Feed me little and often

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By *agatoXXXMan
33 weeks ago

Gone and completely forgotten.

Make me tea.

Bring me cheese.

Bring me more cheese, ad infinitum...

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By *ampWithABrainWoman
33 weeks ago

Glasgow

Don’t expect me to be a morning person - ever!!

Don’t subject me to awkward silences

Leave my feet alone!!

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By *agnar73Man
33 weeks ago

glasgow-ish

"Don’t expect me to be a morning person - ever!!

Don’t subject me to awkward silences

Leave my feet alone!! "

Agree with all three. I’m so not a feet fan

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By *ormalfornorfolkMan
33 weeks ago

Norwich

I’ve got one rule, just fucking don’t.

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By *ampWithABrainWoman
33 weeks ago

Glasgow

"Don’t expect me to be a morning person - ever!!

Don’t subject me to awkward silences

Leave my feet alone!!

Agree with all three. I’m so not a feet fan"

I do not get the feet thing, plus I hate mine!

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By *agnar73Man
33 weeks ago

glasgow-ish

"Don’t expect me to be a morning person - ever!!

Don’t subject me to awkward silences

Leave my feet alone!!

Agree with all three. I’m so not a feet fan

I do not get the feet thing, plus I hate mine! "

I saw the stuff on that footfinde* website or app and thought - why?! - just not my thing at all.

So many other nice bits of a woman.

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By (user no longer on site)
33 weeks ago

Diet (no food solids hrs before play)

Enema (make sure arsehole is pristine clean)

Shave smooth all over

Shower

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
33 weeks ago

Staffordshire

Don’t touch his crayons.

No more than two bottles.

80’s disco for bed.

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By *ittlebirdWoman
33 weeks ago

The Big Smoke

Bring me Haribo. I only need the one

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By *cLovin2Man
33 weeks ago

Reading

"Don’t deprive me of Ballbag.

Don’t wake me up unless you’re putting your Willy inside me.

Don’t tickle the back of my knees unless you want a kick in the face. "

Ball bag? Is that a new fancy tea or something?

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By *cLovin2Man
33 weeks ago

Reading

I guess my 3 would be:

1) feed me

2) regularly empty my balls

3) see 1

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