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By *isscheekychops OP   Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

You are on a night out and a man/woman comes over and starts to chat you up... I am talking in vanilla terms...

I usually end up a nervous wreck and ramble on.. I must say I far more confident in my swinging world..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never happens to me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wouldn't notice a fkin thing.

I am oblivious to such things

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Never happened. I'd need a lady to touch my thigh and hoist her skirt up a bit for me to realise she fancied me.

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814

Makes no difference to me....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have never ever been chatted up in the real world, ive never had a guy talk to me in a pub in all my life, to much competition in a pub on here its much easier as men have less to pick and choose from

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Never happened. I'd need a lady to touch my thigh and hoist her skirt up a bit for me to realise she fancied me. "

lol im like that, I wouldn't know if someone was flirting with me if they smacked me in the gob with a neon sign saying, fancy a shag lol

If anyone talks to me I just assum they are being friendly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have never ever been chatted up in the real world, ive never had a guy talk to me in a pub in all my life, to much competition in a pub on here its much easier as men have less to pick and choose from "

How did you get laid before you joined?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would probably think they taking the piss

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum


"I have never ever been chatted up in the real world, ive never had a guy talk to me in a pub in all my life, to much competition in a pub on here its much easier as men have less to pick and choose from

How did you get laid before you joined? "

Roofies.

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814


"I have never ever been chatted up in the real world, ive never had a guy talk to me in a pub in all my life, to much competition in a pub on here its much easier as men have less to pick and choose from

How did you get laid before you joined?

Roofies. "

LOL

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have never ever been chatted up in the real world, ive never had a guy talk to me in a pub in all my life, to much competition in a pub on here its much easier as men have less to pick and choose from

How did you get laid before you joined? "

lol I didn't I was married

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814

Just treat it as you would a meet from here.....

Only dont mention FAB

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I got tired of waiting for you women to come over so had to start doing the chatting up myself.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have to be honest I feel im far to old to be going out pulling in pubs anyway, its ok when you 18 but when your pushing 40 its a little sad lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thats on my to do list...

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814

Christ Nympho....They not all full of youngsters!!

Well, some arnt.....

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

To be fair, if I am in a pub I am usually meeting someone so have my evening sorted anyway. Also, real ale pubs aren't well known for groups of cougar bait, and you wouldn't catch me dead in the pubs that are.

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"Never happened. I'd need a lady to touch my thigh and hoist her skirt up a bit for me to realise she fancied me.

lol im like that, I wouldn't know if someone was flirting with me if they smacked me in the gob with a neon sign saying, fancy a shag lol

If anyone talks to me I just assum they

are being friendly

"

I'd hoist your skirt up and touch your thigh, show you my fab profile on my mobile and say 'wanna shag'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Never happened. I'd need a lady to touch my thigh and hoist her skirt up a bit for me to realise she fancied me.

lol im like that, I wouldn't know if someone was flirting with me if they smacked me in the gob with a neon sign saying, fancy a shag lol

If anyone talks to me I just assum they

are being friendly

I'd hoist your skirt up and touch your thigh, show you my fab profile on my mobile and say 'wanna shag'

"

well!!! you could at least buy me a drink first

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She'd have to be pretty blatant about it as I'm frigging useless at picking up signals

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Last time I got "chatted up" in a bar she was about 19!

I did my usual flirting but felt way too 'old and pervy' to take it any further!

Funnily enough I'm not sure the same would have happened had it been via here!

Must be getting old!

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By *isscheekychops OP   Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"Last time I got "chatted up" in a bar she was about 19!

I did my usual flirting but felt way too 'old and pervy' to take it any further!

Funnily enough I'm not sure the same would have happened had it been via here!

Must be getting old! "

You like them young...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have never been chatted up,

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

if im out with the girlies just turn and have a bit of a laugh and joke with them, but dont tend to take it any further

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Last time I got "chatted up" in a bar she was about 19!

I did my usual flirting but felt way too 'old and pervy' to take it any further!

Funnily enough I'm not sure the same would have happened had it been via here!

Must be getting old!

You like them young..."

Only some!

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By *isscheekychops OP   Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"Last time I got "chatted up" in a bar she was about 19!

I did my usual flirting but felt way too 'old and pervy' to take it any further!

Funnily enough I'm not sure the same would have happened had it been via here!

Must be getting old!

You like them young...

Only some! "

lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a cheeky sod anyway so would be fine

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