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By *obilebottom OP   Man
33 weeks ago

All over

at what I will be doing at 3pm. Not majorly keen on it but I must do it.

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By *ot to giggleWoman
33 weeks ago

Coventry

going to the gym

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By *obilebottom OP   Man
33 weeks ago

All over


"going to the gym "

Sorry no.

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By (user no longer on site)
33 weeks ago

Food shop?

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
33 weeks ago

Southampton

Mowing the lawn

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By *inxy777Woman
33 weeks ago

essex

Painting x

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By *obilebottom OP   Man
33 weeks ago

All over


"Food shop? "

No, sorry.

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By *obilebottom OP   Man
33 weeks ago

All over


"Mowing the lawn"

Can I pretend is not this and keep the thread going? Sadly though it is and must do before the rain later. I don't want to

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By *ohn.Wick.Man
33 weeks ago

The Continental

Watching a football match?

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By *obilebottom OP   Man
33 weeks ago

All over


"Painting x"

No

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
33 weeks ago

Southampton


"Mowing the lawn

Can I pretend is not this and keep the thread going? Sadly though it is and must do before the rain later. I don't want to "

Bugger you mean I actually guessed correctly ? I'll be damned

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By *ackformore100Man
33 weeks ago

Tin town


"Mowing the lawn

Can I pretend is not this and keep the thread going? Sadly though it is and must do before the rain later. I don't want to "

Then don't... It will still be there. Get a good book and watch the rain feeding the grass

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By *obilebottom OP   Man
33 weeks ago

All over


"Mowing the lawn

Can I pretend is not this and keep the thread going? Sadly though it is and must do before the rain later. I don't want to

Then don't... It will still be there. Get a good book and watch the rain feeding the grass "

But needs doing, does not look good and my neighbours will start talking

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By *obilebottom OP   Man
33 weeks ago

All over


"Mowing the lawn

Can I pretend is not this and keep the thread going? Sadly though it is and must do before the rain later. I don't want to

Bugger you mean I actually guessed correctly ? I'll be damned "

You did but sadly I am not rejoicing. Not in the mood. Don't want to do it. Where are the blooming gardeners. Any Uber ones?

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By *offiaCoolWoman
33 weeks ago

Kidsgrove


"Mowing the lawn

Can I pretend is not this and keep the thread going? Sadly though it is and must do before the rain later. I don't want to

Bugger you mean I actually guessed correctly ? I'll be damned

You did but sadly I am not rejoicing. Not in the mood. Don't want to do it. Where are the blooming gardeners. Any Uber ones? "

Oooh, now let me think Moby. Who do you know who can't cook, but does garden

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By *obilebottom OP   Man
33 weeks ago

All over


"Mowing the lawn

Can I pretend is not this and keep the thread going? Sadly though it is and must do before the rain later. I don't want to

Bugger you mean I actually guessed correctly ? I'll be damned

You did but sadly I am not rejoicing. Not in the mood. Don't want to do it. Where are the blooming gardeners. Any Uber ones?

Oooh, now let me think Moby. Who do you know who can't cook, but does garden "

Would be nice but I fear the rain will arrive before you on tbis ocassion

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By *offiaCoolWoman
33 weeks ago

Kidsgrove


"Mowing the lawn

Can I pretend is not this and keep the thread going? Sadly though it is and must do before the rain later. I don't want to

Bugger you mean I actually guessed correctly ? I'll be damned

You did but sadly I am not rejoicing. Not in the mood. Don't want to do it. Where are the blooming gardeners. Any Uber ones?

Oooh, now let me think Moby. Who do you know who can't cook, but does garden

Would be nice but I fear the rain will arrive before you on tbis ocassion "

Yeah, I doubt I could cover 70 miles on 50 minutes

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By *ackformore100Man
33 weeks ago

Tin town


"Mowing the lawn

Can I pretend is not this and keep the thread going? Sadly though it is and must do before the rain later. I don't want to

Then don't... It will still be there. Get a good book and watch the rain feeding the grass

But needs doing, does not look good and my neighbours will start talking "

Let them eat cake... Tell them you are rewilding to prevent global warming...or something.

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By *obilebottom OP   Man
33 weeks ago

All over


"Mowing the lawn

Can I pretend is not this and keep the thread going? Sadly though it is and must do before the rain later. I don't want to

Bugger you mean I actually guessed correctly ? I'll be damned

You did but sadly I am not rejoicing. Not in the mood. Don't want to do it. Where are the blooming gardeners. Any Uber ones?

Oooh, now let me think Moby. Who do you know who can't cook, but does garden

Would be nice but I fear the rain will arrive before you on tbis ocassion

Yeah, I doubt I could cover 70 miles on 50 minutes "

Not even on a broomstick

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
33 weeks ago

Southampton


"Mowing the lawn

Can I pretend is not this and keep the thread going? Sadly though it is and must do before the rain later. I don't want to

Bugger you mean I actually guessed correctly ? I'll be damned

You did but sadly I am not rejoicing. Not in the mood. Don't want to do it. Where are the blooming gardeners. Any Uber ones? "

Sooner you start the sooner you'll be done

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By *obilebottom OP   Man
33 weeks ago

All over


"Mowing the lawn

Can I pretend is not this and keep the thread going? Sadly though it is and must do before the rain later. I don't want to

Then don't... It will still be there. Get a good book and watch the rain feeding the grass

But needs doing, does not look good and my neighbours will start talking

Let them eat cake... Tell them you are rewilding to prevent global warming...or something. "

Tempting as time is approaching and dreading it. Shall I knock on the neighbours and offer them twenty quid see if they do it or would that be weird?

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By *obilebottom OP   Man
33 weeks ago

All over


"Mowing the lawn

Can I pretend is not this and keep the thread going? Sadly though it is and must do before the rain later. I don't want to

Bugger you mean I actually guessed correctly ? I'll be damned

You did but sadly I am not rejoicing. Not in the mood. Don't want to do it. Where are the blooming gardeners. Any Uber ones?

Sooner you start the sooner you'll be done"

Not before three, can't bear it

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By *obilebottom OP   Man
33 weeks ago

All over

Right then, time to get ready for it. If I am not back will not be because I left my heart in San Francisco. More like I lost the will to live

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By *inxy777Woman
33 weeks ago

essex


"Right then, time to get ready for it. If I am not back will not be because I left my heart in San Francisco. More like I lost the will to live "

Hahaha. Enjoy

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By *ackformore100Man
33 weeks ago

Tin town


"Mowing the lawn

Can I pretend is not this and keep the thread going? Sadly though it is and must do before the rain later. I don't want to

Then don't... It will still be there. Get a good book and watch the rain feeding the grass

But needs doing, does not look good and my neighbours will start talking

Let them eat cake... Tell them you are rewilding to prevent global warming...or something.

Tempting as time is approaching and dreading it. Shall I knock on the neighbours and offer them twenty quid see if they do it or would that be weird? "

Sounds a bit like the plot of a 70s porno... If she answers the door in a negligee you know she will. Don't forget your tool belt though. To fix her plumbing in return.

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By *obilebottom OP   Man
33 weeks ago

All over


"Right then, time to get ready for it. If I am not back will not be because I left my heart in San Francisco. More like I lost the will to live

Hahaha. Enjoy "

Is that wit or sarcasm?

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By *inxy777Woman
33 weeks ago

essex


"Right then, time to get ready for it. If I am not back will not be because I left my heart in San Francisco. More like I lost the will to live

Hahaha. Enjoy

Is that wit or sarcasm? "

That’s positivity x

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By (user no longer on site)
33 weeks ago

Laundry

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By *obilebottom OP   Man
33 weeks ago

All over


"Right then, time to get ready for it. If I am not back will not be because I left my heart in San Francisco. More like I lost the will to live

Hahaha. Enjoy

Is that wit or sarcasm?

That’s positivity x"

Hmmmmm. Will let you know if I make it.

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By *inxy777Woman
33 weeks ago

essex


"Right then, time to get ready for it. If I am not back will not be because I left my heart in San Francisco. More like I lost the will to live

Hahaha. Enjoy

Is that wit or sarcasm?

That’s positivity x

Hmmmmm. Will let you know if I make it. "

go get it!! X

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By *illybeachboyMan
33 weeks ago

Guernsey

Picking a crab?

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By (user no longer on site)
33 weeks ago

Ding dong it's 3pm, enema time...!

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By *obilebottom OP   Man
33 weeks ago

All over

Right I had enough. Cut the grass but no edging or titivating anything. Just a quick job. Now is your one an only chance to tell me why astroturf maybe a good option

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By (user no longer on site)
33 weeks ago


"Right I had enough. Cut the grass but no edging or titivating anything. Just a quick job. Now is your one an only chance to tell me why astroturf maybe a good option "

Don't do it, anything g artificial is never a good idea even though it may seem it at the time. Natural is best, yes effort needed to maintain but that effort keeps us fit and healthy so it's a win win...!

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By (user no longer on site)
33 weeks ago

Extract from University of Plymouth:-

"Why is artificial grass harmful to the environment?

Artificial grass does not provide any food for living creatures. It restricts access to the soil beneath for burrowing insects and to the ground above for soil dwellers such as worms.

It restricts access to natural materials like leaf litter and grass clippings – essential for feeding soil organisms like worms and microscopic animals and keeping the soil healthy.

Artificial grass reaches significantly greater temperatures than those reached by natural grass under the same weather conditions. Plastic lawns can overheat in hot weather making them unusable.

Artificial grass can contribute to global warming by absorbing significantly more radiation than living grass and, to a lesser extent, by displacing living plants that could remove carbon dioxide through photosynthesis."

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By *obilebottom OP   Man
33 weeks ago

All over


"Right I had enough. Cut the grass but no edging or titivating anything. Just a quick job. Now is your one an only chance to tell me why astroturf maybe a good option

Don't do it, anything g artificial is never a good idea even though it may seem it at the time. Natural is best, yes effort needed to maintain but that effort keeps us fit and healthy so it's a win win...!"

I know, I know. Usually ok, just today was not feeling it but could nit leave it because of the pending rain. Oh well, just had an ice cream to cool me down and feel a little better

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By (user no longer on site)
33 weeks ago

Just done mine.

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By *omRPMan
33 weeks ago

North Curry


"Right I had enough. Cut the grass but no edging or titivating anything. Just a quick job. Now is your one an only chance to tell me why astroturf maybe a good option "

I love doing the mowing. I’m lucky enough to be able to do it wearing just shoes and ear defenders.

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By *obilebottom OP   Man
33 weeks ago

All over


"Right I had enough. Cut the grass but no edging or titivating anything. Just a quick job. Now is your one an only chance to tell me why astroturf maybe a good option

I love doing the mowing. I’m lucky enough to be able to do it wearing just shoes and ear defenders. "

Oh well, too far or the job would ve yours

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By (user no longer on site)
33 weeks ago


"Right I had enough. Cut the grass but no edging or titivating anything. Just a quick job. Now is your one an only chance to tell me why astroturf maybe a good option

Don't do it, anything g artificial is never a good idea even though it may seem it at the time. Natural is best, yes effort needed to maintain but that effort keeps us fit and healthy so it's a win win...!

I know, I know. Usually ok, just today was not feeling it but could nit leave it because of the pending rain. Oh well, just had an ice cream to cool me down and feel a little better "

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By *utterfly64Woman
33 weeks ago

Raynes Park


"Mowing the lawn

Can I pretend is not this and keep the thread going? Sadly though it is and must do before the rain later. I don't want to

Bugger you mean I actually guessed correctly ? I'll be damned

You did but sadly I am not rejoicing. Not in the mood. Don't want to do it. Where are the blooming gardeners. Any Uber ones? "

Uber gardeners. Uber chefs. Uber ironer. Uber cleaner. Brilluant idea - I think you are onto something OP

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By *utterfly64Woman
33 weeks ago

Raynes Park


"Right I had enough. Cut the grass but no edging or titivating anything. Just a quick job. Now is your one an only chance to tell me why astroturf maybe a good option

I love doing the mowing. I’m lucky enough to be able to do it wearing just shoes and ear defenders.

Oh well, too far or the job would ve yours "

I have astroturf. No mowing is obviously the highlight. Have to occasionally sweep it and pull out the odd random !

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By (user no longer on site)
33 weeks ago


"Right I had enough. Cut the grass but no edging or titivating anything. Just a quick job. Now is your one an only chance to tell me why astroturf maybe a good option

I love doing the mowing. I’m lucky enough to be able to do it wearing just shoes and ear defenders. "

That's a gr8 idea, get an all even tan and the neighbours something to take about. Esp. with a lovely bubble butt on display and he mows the lawn.

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