FabSwingers.com forum: Free now poll

By *obilebottom OP Man
33 weeks ago

All over

How often do you get that in your inbox? It seems some people think you are just ready and waiting to be asked

So just for fun, who is free now?

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By (user no longer on site)
33 weeks ago

I am very expensive (but seem to get returned!)

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By (user no longer on site)
33 weeks ago

Often.

I’m also free now.

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
33 weeks ago

Wirral.

I'm not free, but can be purchased for 6 chicken nuggets & a Toblerone

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By *coobyBoobyDooWoman
33 weeks ago

Markfield

Not free now soz

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
33 weeks ago

Manchester(ish).

"I'm not free, but can be purchased for 6 chicken nuggets & a Toblerone "

What do I get for 6 Toblerone and a Chicken ?

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By *ot to giggleWoman
33 weeks ago

Coventry

ummmm nope - coffee and cake required

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By (user no longer on site)
33 weeks ago

I’m technically free, but also slightly hungover and I haven’t brushed my hair today.

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By (user no longer on site)
33 weeks ago

"I'm not free, but can be purchased for 6 chicken nuggets & a Toblerone "

That sounds quite pricey. Would you settle for a couple of Maltesers and maybe a quarter pounder?

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By *lowupdollTV/TS
33 weeks ago

Herts/Beds/Lomdon

I’m free now. And now. And now. And now. And now. And now. And now. Sip of coffee not free. Free now. And now. And now.

I could go on if it would help.

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
33 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania

Free? I'm not even shaved, much less dressed.

Even if I were meeting, I'd need about 4 hours to get ready.

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By *lowupdollTV/TS
33 weeks ago

Herts/Beds/Lomdon

"Free? I'm not even shaved, much less dressed.

Even if I were meeting, I'd need about 4 hours to get ready."

So now not now?

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
33 weeks ago

Essex

I get quite a few. Clearly don’t read my profile.

I’m never free. I’m rarely available. I’m sometimes willing.

A funny joke & a glass of wine may swing it

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By *olly MistlehoeWoman
33 weeks ago

Somewhere

I'm totally free!

They must've prepared to trim my bush, mow my lawn, and clean my house before we do the sex though

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
33 weeks ago

Wirral.

"I'm not free, but can be purchased for 6 chicken nuggets & a Toblerone

What do I get for 6 Toblerone and a Chicken ? "

Best mate for life

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
33 weeks ago

Wirral.

"I'm not free, but can be purchased for 6 chicken nuggets & a Toblerone

That sounds quite pricey. Would you settle for a couple of Maltesers and maybe a quarter pounder?"

No. Show me some proper respect, damn you!

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
33 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania

"Free? I'm not even shaved, much less dressed.

Even if I were meeting, I'd need about 4 hours to get ready.

So now not now? "

Definitely then, not now... now and then.

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By *obilebottom OP Man
33 weeks ago

All over

ummmm nope - coffee and cake required"

I have an allmond and orange cake, half gone but welcome to some

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By *ixieAndHerKingCouple
33 weeks ago

Debauchery

We're free now.... if anyone fancies a food shopping trip

Cherry x

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By *obilebottom OP Man
33 weeks ago

All over

There was one more since the start of the thread

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By *asty tatsyMan
33 weeks ago

london

"I’m technically free, but also slightly hungover and I haven’t brushed my hair today. "

So you want me to do all the work noted

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By *asty tatsyMan
33 weeks ago

london

Pfffft free now absolutely never, I mean I probs wouldn’t be free anyways

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By (user no longer on site)
33 weeks ago

My absolute favourites are the ones that send a mobile number, address, hotel room and say come now.

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By *obilebottom OP Man
33 weeks ago

All over

"My absolute favourites are the ones that send a mobile number, address, hotel room and say come now.

Lol, had the mob num and occassional postcode but not the rest

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
33 weeks ago

Central

Definitely not

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By (user no longer on site)
33 weeks ago

I was. I might be again later.

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By (user no longer on site)
33 weeks ago

"I'm not free, but can be purchased for 6 chicken nuggets & a Toblerone

That sounds quite pricey. Would you settle for a couple of Maltesers and maybe a quarter pounder?

No. Show me some proper respect, damn you! "

Sorry, just spotted the reply, sniggered.

LB would have bitten my hand off to get the quarter pounder!

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By (user no longer on site)
33 weeks ago

"My absolute favourites are the ones that send a mobile number, address, hotel room and say come now.

Usually that would be one of my kids and I would need to get my credit card out to sort out whatever trouble they were in

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
33 weeks ago

Manchester(ish).

I am free, but I've just eaten. So I'm full of Spaghetti Bolognaise & parmesan.

I don't smell good enough to be of any use to anyone.

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
33 weeks ago

Leeds

Not that often, I'm never free now.

Mrs

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By (user no longer on site)
33 weeks ago

"I’m technically free, but also slightly hungover and I haven’t brushed my hair today.

So you want me to do all the work noted

Don’t shake me too much please.

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By (user no longer on site)
33 weeks ago

"I am free, but I've just eaten. So I'm full of Spaghetti Bolognaise & parmesan.

I don't smell good enough to be of any use to anyone. "

Even the Vampire thread has disappeared after reading that post.

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
33 weeks ago

Southampton

"I am free, but I've just eaten. So I'm full of Spaghetti Bolognaise & parmesan.

I don't smell good enough to be of any use to anyone.

Even the Vampire thread has disappeared after reading that post. "

that'll be the garlic

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By *itygamesMan
33 weeks ago

never possible as it takes me minimum one hour to shower shave etc etc ...more like 2 hours.

i could never meet without a shower and shave first.

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By *issmorganWoman
33 weeks ago

Calderdale innit

I'll be honest, free, but totally couldn't be arsed to meet.

I get a few a week, my fab was a randomer asking not only if I was free, but could I accommodate too as he had a couple of spare hours.

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By *ot to giggleWoman
33 weeks ago

Coventry

ummmm nope - coffee and cake required

I have an allmond and orange cake, half gone but welcome to some

see took me ages to get ready !!!

only to be stood up so ready now !!!!

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By *obilebottom OP Man
33 weeks ago

All over

ummmm nope - coffee and cake required

I have an allmond and orange cake, half gone but welcome to some

see took me ages to get ready !!!

only to be stood up so ready now !!!!

No cake left

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By *amie HantsWoman
33 weeks ago

Atlantis

I am but I’m sandy I’ve been at the beach.

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
33 weeks ago

Manchester(ish).

"I am free, but I've just eaten. So I'm full of Spaghetti Bolognaise & parmesan.

I don't smell good enough to be of any use to anyone.

Even the Vampire thread has disappeared after reading that post.

that'll be the garlic"

Tbh MistressK, it might be me in the heat

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By *ansoffateMan
33 weeks ago

Sagittarius A

Once or twice a week, or some variation of free now.

I'm not free now regrettably, I'm sure to the bitter disappointment of many. I am preparing dinner.

I could probably manage a brief encounter, if you don't mind it being in the kitchen and have the playful patience to permit me to complete my task, alongside our intimate interaction.

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By *bi HaiveMan
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33 weeks ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

I can count on two fingers the number of "free now?" messages I've had in the last year.

And I can count on the same two fingers the number of people I'd likely say "yes" to.

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By (user no longer on site)
33 weeks ago

I don't get that many, I feel left out.

I'm never free now or in the next 2-4 weeks.

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By *ohn.Wick.Man
33 weeks ago

The Continental

"I don't get that many, I feel left out.

I'm never free now or in the next 2-4 weeks. "

Put you in the diary for Deadpool 3 cinema outing?

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By *icecouple561Couple
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33 weeks ago

East Sussex

I think we've been asked about three times.

We're not free now

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By *ittlebirdWoman
33 weeks ago

The Big Smoke

I laugh every single time I get them… which is often.

Apparently they think I am some kind of service

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By *obilebottom OP Man
33 weeks ago

All over

"I laugh every single time I get them… which is often.

Apparently they think I am some kind of service

Uberfab

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
33 weeks ago

Glasgow / London

I’m busy. What was the question again?

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By (user no longer on site)
33 weeks ago

"I don't get that many, I feel left out.

I'm never free now or in the next 2-4 weeks.

Put you in the diary for Deadpool 3 cinema outing? "

I want someone to watch this with!

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
33 weeks ago

Manchester(ish).

"I laugh every single time I get them… which is often.

Apparently they think I am some kind of service

That's one of my favourite responses.

"I'm not running a service."

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By *urry BlokeMan
33 weeks ago

Stalybridge

Not me

Sunday evening chill time

Curled up in the snug with the pooch

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