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"Sausage, bacon, fried egg, mushroom and cheese hoagie please. And a strong breakfast tea." Good morning young man. Of course. Is all to order but will not be long. I hope your appetite is huge. | |||
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"5 egg omelette with cheese and onion and a very large cup of coffee please "Yes Fred, you know about our eggs. Straight from the hen to the pan so to speak. Lots of cheese and thinly chopped onions for max flavour. Milk with the coffee or perhaps a little cream? | |||
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"Sausage, bacon, fried egg, mushroom and cheese hoagie please. And a strong breakfast tea." Coming right up. Hoagie, is a strong choice Sir. MB will get you sauce if you need it.  | |||
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"Immense sized tea with avo on toast please "Just fetched the avos from the cellar for cinisyer. Just perfectly ripe. White or brown toast my lovely? | |||
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"Immense sized tea with avo on toast please "A bucket of Tea for G&T!! On its way. | |||
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"Sausage, bacon, fried egg, mushroom and cheese hoagie please. And a strong breakfast tea. Coming right up. Hoagie, is a strong choice Sir. MB will get you sauce if you need it. "Of course and all our sauces are homemade of course to our secret inhouse recipe | |||
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"I just couldn’t bring myself to order food from a cafe called ‘Sinister Bottom’ It goes against my self preservation principles." It's ok, blooming designers forgot the and monbile bit off. Yiu are in safe hands | |||
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"Sausage, bacon, fried egg, mushroom and cheese hoagie please. And a strong breakfast tea. Coming right up. Hoagie, is a strong choice Sir. MB will get you sauce if you need it. "You'd be surprised at my appetite... No need for sauce if the eggs are runny and the mushrooms cooked juicy | |||
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"I just couldn’t bring myself to order food from a cafe called ‘Sinister Bottom’ It goes against my self preservation principles." I'm sad about your choice.  | |||
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"Immense sized tea with avo on toast please
Just fetched the avos from the cellar for cinisyer. Just perfectly ripe. White or brown toast my lovely? "Brown please | |||
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"Think I will go for a full english a large latte, and a fresh orange juice please " No problem. On its way. | |||
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"Think I will go for a full english a large latte, and a fresh orange juice please " Sure, does that include black pudding? And btw we squeeze to order | |||
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"Scrambled egg with some brown toast, cup of tea please " Excellent choice. I'm doing your order now. | |||
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"I just couldn’t bring myself to order food from a cafe called ‘Sinister Bottom’ It goes against my self preservation principles. I'm sad about your choice. "Me too but will fix it. Stick a little & mobile on the sign for now | |||
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"Thanks. How many toast does that come with? " As mich as you like. We aim to pls. Shall we start with 4 slices for you? | |||
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"Think I will go for a full english a large latte, and a fresh orange juice please Sure, does that include black pudding? And btw we squeeze to order " Surely you know what on your menu / what you are serving? lol
If the breky comes with black pud I will have it. | |||
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"Scrambled egg with some brown toast, cup of tea please Excellent choice. I'm doing your order now. " Would you like the special in house tea blend of Ceylon and Assam ? | |||
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"Thanks. How many toast does that come with? As mich as you like. We aim to pls. Shall we start with 4 slices for you? " Oh go on then, you talked me into it | |||
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"Think I will go for a full english a large latte, and a fresh orange juice please Sure, does that include black pudding? And btw we squeeze to order Surely you know what on your menu / what you are serving? lol
If the breky comes with black pud I will have it. "We do but we also ask as many customers don't want black pudding and we want to make sure things are not wasted. Yours will have everything | |||
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"full english for me tom sauce large latte please "Sinister, the usual for our Dave please. And those yoms perfectly grilled pls and a touch of oregano. | |||
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But you can keep the black pudding 
Do you do bed side service? | |||
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"3 poached egg , 3 slices of bacon . Lashings of butter on thick tiger loaf please with a bucket of tea x Ta very much "She is already on it young man. The loafs came out of the oven not long ago. She will be buttering it to yiur liking I know. Enjoy | |||
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"This is exactly what in need this morning! Pretty please can I have a litre of black coffee and a full English breakfast
But you can keep the black pudding
Do you do bed side service? "Let me check on that one for you but don't see why not. | |||
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"Poached eggs on wholegrain toast,,with proper bacon and coffee. tbh anything but turkey sausage & beef bacon would be good right now. " My pleasure. | |||
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"Shakshuka. With sourdough toast. Feta sprinkled on top. A side of perfectly ripe avocado. Strawberries. A brown sugar iced oat latte. " No problem. Refuelling after an exciting day yesterday? | |||
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"Shakshuka. With sourdough toast. Feta sprinkled on top. A side of perfectly ripe avocado. Strawberries. A brown sugar iced oat latte. " Coming up Meli. The sourdough bread is excellent and our shakshuka is renowned to be the best this side of Watford | |||
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"This is exactly what in need this morning! Pretty please can I have a litre of black coffee and a full English breakfast
But you can keep the black pudding
Do you do bed side service?
Let me check on that one for you but don't see why not.
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"full english for me tom sauce large latte please
Sinister, the usual for our Dave please. And those yoms perfectly grilled pls and a touch of oregano. "My spatula and I are primed and ready. | |||
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"Poached eggs on wholegrain toast,,with proper bacon and coffee. tbh anything but turkey sausage & beef bacon would be good right now. " Though we have that as an all inclusive caffe on request, you can have proper bacon. A little crispy I assume? | |||
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"S-S / MB - no one asked how I like my eggs? Unfertilized preferably "How can I do them for you? Poached, Scrambled, fried ? | |||
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"S-S / MB - no one asked how I like my eggs? Unfertilized preferably "We can take you round to the chicken coop if you like | |||
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"Scrambled egg with some brown toast, cup of tea please Excellent choice. I'm doing your order now. " That was delicious and the service was fantastic,I'll definitely cum again | |||
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"S-S / MB - no one asked how I like my eggs? Unfertilized preferably
How can I do them for you?
Poached, Scrambled, fried ? "Fried please | |||
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"S-S / MB - no one asked how I like my eggs? Unfertilized preferably
We can take you round to the chicken coop if you like "Edit. You're not taking Me around the chicken coop!!  | |||
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"S-S / MB - no one asked how I like my eggs? Unfertilized preferably
How can I do them for you?
Poached, Scrambled, fried ?
Fried please "It's my 2nd best skill, egg frying. | |||
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"Scrambled egg with some brown toast, cup of tea please Excellent choice. I'm doing your order now. That was delicious and the service was fantastic,I'll definitely cum again "Thenk you kindly. We enjoyed having you. Have a lovely day | |||
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thank you
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"good morning Sinister, good morning MB toast and tea please - can you let the toast go cold before buttering thank you
oh and can i have a sausage on the side for nibbling "We have a large variety of sausages, just for that. Do you have a favourite i could rustle up for you ? | |||
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"good morning Sinister, good morning MB toast and tea please - can you let the toast go cold before buttering thank you
oh and can i have a sausage on the side for nibbling "Little coctail ones or a more sizzeable one and take your time with it. Plenty of choice | |||
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"Sinister, can you get some more sauce on the go please? Running a tad low. We need to get some more cream for the scones too. Seems everyone likes a bit of cream on a Sunday " I'm simmering sauces as we speak. I'll get the chantilly cream whipped as well. | |||
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"Sausage and egg sandwich followed by bacon and egg sarnie and big cup of tea please x" Sausage and egg coming up, will do the other in a bit, give you time. Builder's tea on the way too, sigar on the side table | |||
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"Sausage and egg sandwich followed by bacon and egg sarnie and big cup of tea please x" Space with that? I'd have brown | |||
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"Sinister, can you get some more sauce on the go please? Running a tad low. We need to get some more cream for the scones too. Seems everyone likes a bit of cream on a Sunday I'm simmering sauces as we speak. I'll get the chantilly cream whipped as well. " Best team | |||
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"Shakshuka. With sourdough toast. Feta sprinkled on top. A side of perfectly ripe avocado. Strawberries. A brown sugar iced oat latte. No problem. Refuelling after an exciting day yesterday? " Yep. And also after surviving a day on a cinnamon roll, apple slices, caffeine and alcohol.
Food is very much needed but I don't want to leave my bed... can you do room service? | |||
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"Shakshuka. With sourdough toast. Feta sprinkled on top. A side of perfectly ripe avocado. Strawberries. A brown sugar iced oat latte. No problem. Refuelling after an exciting day yesterday? Yep. And also after surviving a day on a cinnamon roll, apple slices, caffeine and alcohol.
Food is very much needed but I don't want to leave my bed... can you do room service? "Room service for Meli on it's way. Three intermitent knocks on the door is the signal to look out for | |||
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"I would kill for some breakfast but I’m enjoying a lazy Sunday morning in bed with a coffee and I don’t want to get up just yet "We can do room service for you. What would you like? | |||
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"Breky esp eggs were perfect thank you! Can I have another latte please? " Thank you. Of course you can and is on the house | |||
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"Good morning MB and SS. A very large, strong Yorkshire tea, please, and may I have eggs Benedict on seeded batch toast? " Good morning and lovely to have you in our cafe. We seed our bread beautifully and our holandaise is whipped to perfection for your eggs benedict and we can add a tad of cayenne pepper on top if you like or perhaps some finely chopped chives. | |||
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"I'll have JåmieHånts on sourdough toast please, with a dollop of cherry compote and, my signature, •piping hot Cafetière™•, thank you." Of course Nero. The cherry compote is exquisite and of course your special cafetiere waiting and glass warmed up before hand to to keep it all extra hot. Enjoy | |||
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"good morning Sinister, good morning MB toast and tea please - can you let the toast go cold before buttering thank you
oh and can i have a sausage on the side for nibbling
We have a large variety of sausages, just for that. Do you have a favourite i could rustle up for you ? "I quite like a Cumberland | |||
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"Good morning MB and SS. A very large, strong Yorkshire tea, please, and may I have eggs Benedict on seeded batch toast? Good morning and lovely to have you in our cafe. We seed our bread beautifully and our holandaise is whipped to perfection for your eggs benedict and we can add a tad of cayenne pepper on top if you like or perhaps some finely chopped chives. " Ohhh, I think both the cayenne and chives. That would be excellent! | |||
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"good morning Sinister, good morning MB toast and tea please - can you let the toast go cold before buttering thank you
oh and can i have a sausage on the side for nibbling
We have a large variety of sausages, just for that. Do you have a favourite i could rustle up for you ?
I quite like a Cumberland "That's a good choice giggle. Plenty to get your teeth on and nicely spiced too. All made to perfection for discerning customers | |||
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"I'll have JåmieHånts on sourdough toast please, with a dollop of cherry compote and, my signature, •piping hot Cafetière™•, thank you." I think the sweetness of me with the slight tartness or cherry would be an excellent pairing. Good choice | |||
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"I'll have JåmieHånts on sourdough toast please, with a dollop of cherry compote and, my signature, •piping hot Cafetière™•, thank you. I think the sweetness of me with the slight tartness or cherry would be an excellent pairing. Good choice " Room for 1 more ? | |||
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"Sausage sandwich with red and brown sauce and a mug of tea many thanks " Gotta love a morning sausage. Great choice. | |||
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"Shakshuka. With sourdough toast. Feta sprinkled on top. A side of perfectly ripe avocado. Strawberries. A brown sugar iced oat latte. No problem. Refuelling after an exciting day yesterday? Yep. And also after surviving a day on a cinnamon roll, apple slices, caffeine and alcohol.
Food is very much needed but I don't want to leave my bed... can you do room service?
Room service for Meli on it's way. Three intermitent knocks on the door is the signal to look out for"He means intermittent Knockers!! | |||
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"I'll have JåmieHånts on sourdough toast please, with a dollop of cherry compote and, my signature, •piping hot Cafetière™•, thank you. I think the sweetness of me with the slight tartness or cherry would be an excellent pairing. Good choice Room for 1 more ? "• No, I politely asked for Cherry and not Gooseberry. | |||
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"I'll have JåmieHånts on sourdough toast please, with a dollop of cherry compote and, my signature, •piping hot Cafetière™•, thank you. I think the sweetness of me with the slight tartness or cherry would be an excellent pairing. Good choice " • If it meets with your approval then my weekend is complete...with a cherry on top. xx | |||
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"Good morning Have you posted about the specials yet? "Our specials are always by arrangement to suit our customers but yes the specials board is on. Our Bang Bang sausage is popular as is our Two cheeks to go and the freshly baked buns. | |||
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"I'll have JåmieHånts on sourdough toast please, with a dollop of cherry compote and, my signature, •piping hot Cafetière™•, thank you. Of course Nero. The cherry compote is exquisite and of course your special cafetiere waiting and glass warmed up before hand to to keep it all extra hot. Enjoy" • Apologies, I didn't thank you. But thank you.  | |||
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"I'll have JåmieHånts on sourdough toast please, with a dollop of cherry compote and, my signature, •piping hot Cafetière™•, thank you. Of course Nero. The cherry compote is exquisite and of course your special cafetiere waiting and glass warmed up before hand to to keep it all extra hot. Enjoy • Apologies, I didn't thank you. But thank you. "Not to worry, your custom and repeat visits speak for themselves | |||
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"I'll have JåmieHånts on sourdough toast please, with a dollop of cherry compote and, my signature, •piping hot Cafetière™•, thank you. I think the sweetness of me with the slight tartness or cherry would be an excellent pairing. Good choice Room for 1 more ?
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"I'd like some French toast please. With syrup, cream, and fresh berries. With a coffee and ideally brought up to my bed please "We can do that. Are you decent or got the jingle bells out again. Is not xmas you know | |||
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"My partner gone aol, was meant to be a short break. She is still probably showing pocketrocket the specials menu. Oh well, I can manage I suppose so keep the orders coming " How did you guess MB...we were behaving.... 
You both make the specials too apealing
I just got my second loyalty stamp as well. I cant say where though | |||
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"My partner gone aol, was meant to be a short break. She is still probably showing pocketrocket the specials menu. Oh well, I can manage I suppose so keep the orders coming How did you guess MB...we were behaving....
You both make the specials too apealing
I just got my second loyalty stamp as well. I cant say where though "Anytime and thank you. Those specials do give the placeca little usp and our stamps a sign of appreciation and repeat business. | |||
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"I'd like some French toast please. With syrup, cream, and fresh berries. With a coffee and ideally brought up to my bed please
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"I'd like some French toast please. With syrup, cream, and fresh berries. With a coffee and ideally brought up to my bed please
We can do that. Are you decent or got the jingle bells out again. Is not xmas you know
Just knock before you enter "We're known for our knockers | |||
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"Morning, Just back from walking the dog. Sunday morning brunch fry for me. Secret guilty pleasure: fruit pudding. I have only found it in SW Scotland. It is a sweet white pudding with sultanas and raisins sliced and fried like black pudding. " Each to their own. MB will be delivering your order. | |||
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"Good morning all, luv English breakfast with king of fry ups "bacon" delicious. Will be having lots of bacon, two eggs (runny yolks), pork sausages, heinz baked beans, fried mushrooms, tomatoes, and toasted bread with lots of margarine on the side. Washed down with strong black coffee. Fuel to kick start me for the day. Wishing you all a happy Sunday. Enjoy brekkie, beautiful weather and plenty sex." That's a big one to tackle in the morning.  | |||
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"Morning my lovelies, it's nice in here. Please can I get a selection of pastries with a coffee and an orange juice? Thank you! J" Easy peasy, orange squeezy. | |||
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Probably should shower and move it as seems to be a lovely sunny day.
I fancy sticky rice and mango if that's ok, and to drink, a green coconut please. | |||
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"I'd like some French toast please. With syrup, cream, and fresh berries. With a coffee and ideally brought up to my bed please
We can do that. Are you decent or got the jingle bells out again. Is not xmas you know
Just knock before you enter
We're known for our knockers
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"Oh and a new contact lens for my right eye. It’s really difficult to type "Drat 
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"Do you do deliveries? Gone back to bed after the morning walk.
Probably should shower and move it as seems to be a lovely sunny day.
I fancy sticky rice and mango if that's ok, and to drink, a green coconut please."Of course. Will make sure is as sticky as you like it and the green coconut is as fresh as they come | |||
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"Good morning all, luv English breakfast with king of fry ups "bacon" delicious. Will be having lots of bacon, two eggs (runny yolks), pork sausages, heinz baked beans, fried mushrooms, tomatoes, and toasted bread with lots of margarine on the side. Washed down with strong black coffee. Fuel to kick start me for the day. Wishing you all a happy Sunday. Enjoy brekkie, beautiful weather and plenty sex. That's a big one to tackle in the morning. "I wouldn't mind helping out in The Sinister Bottom Café kitchen, forking the big sausages to get them to spit, release the pressure of them swelling up and allowing all that succulent juices to flo. | |||
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"Do you do deliveries? Gone back to bed after the morning walk.
Probably should shower and move it as seems to be a lovely sunny day.
I fancy sticky rice and mango if that's ok, and to drink, a green coconut please.
Of course. Will make sure is as sticky as you like it and the green coconut is as fresh as they come "Thanks. Now time to move my arse and enjoy the day. | |||
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"Good morning all, luv English breakfast with king of fry ups "bacon" delicious. Will be having lots of bacon, two eggs (runny yolks), pork sausages, heinz baked beans, fried mushrooms, tomatoes, and toasted bread with lots of margarine on the side. Washed down with strong black coffee. Fuel to kick start me for the day. Wishing you all a happy Sunday. Enjoy brekkie, beautiful weather and plenty sex. That's a big one to tackle in the morning.
I wouldn't mind helping out in The Sinister Bottom Café kitchen, forking the big sausages to get them to spit, release the pressure of them swelling up and allowing all that succulent juices to flo.
"We always need extra hands. I'm quite strict that they're clean hands and not sticky ones. | |||
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"Good morning all, luv English breakfast with king of fry ups "bacon" delicious. Will be having lots of bacon, two eggs (runny yolks), pork sausages, heinz baked beans, fried mushrooms, tomatoes, and toasted bread with lots of margarine on the side. Washed down with strong black coffee. Fuel to kick start me for the day. Wishing you all a happy Sunday. Enjoy brekkie, beautiful weather and plenty sex. That's a big one to tackle in the morning.
I wouldn't mind helping out in The Sinister Bottom Café kitchen, forking the big sausages to get them to spit, release the pressure of them swelling up and allowing all that succulent juices to flo.
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"Oh and a new contact lens for my right eye. It’s really difficult to type
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"Damn, I’m up well late. I bet all the good scran has gone eh? I’ll have whatever’s left over. Bung it in the microwave and I’ll smash it down. Much obliged thank you please. "Nothing of the sort. Will all be nice and fresh for you. Are you having the full english with extra portions and a surprise or two on the house? | |||
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"Good morning all, luv English breakfast with king of fry ups "bacon" delicious. Will be having lots of bacon, two eggs (runny yolks), pork sausages, heinz baked beans, fried mushrooms, tomatoes, and toasted bread with lots of margarine on the side. Washed down with strong black coffee. Fuel to kick start me for the day. Wishing you all a happy Sunday. Enjoy brekkie, beautiful weather and plenty sex. That's a big one to tackle in the morning.
I wouldn't mind helping out in The Sinister Bottom Café kitchen, forking the big sausages to get them to spit, release the pressure of them swelling up and allowing all that succulent juices to flo.
Or you can join the Sbuber delivery team "
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"Oh and a new contact lens for my right eye. It’s really difficult to type
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We both did.
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"Good morning all, luv English breakfast with king of fry ups "bacon" delicious. Will be having lots of bacon, two eggs (runny yolks), pork sausages, heinz baked beans, fried mushrooms, tomatoes, and toasted bread with lots of margarine on the side. Washed down with strong black coffee. Fuel to kick start me for the day. Wishing you all a happy Sunday. Enjoy brekkie, beautiful weather and plenty sex. That's a big one to tackle in the morning.
I wouldn't mind helping out in The Sinister Bottom Café kitchen, forking the big sausages to get them to spit, release the pressure of them swelling up and allowing all that succulent juices to flo.
Or you can join the Sbuber delivery team
I don't mind getting dirty "Can you tackle some of the customers please, they're absolutely filthy... | |||
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"Sinister, ok to take a break for 10. Will be r8ght back after. Keep the punters happy as its repeaters that keep us going. " We all love a repeater MB. You stand down. Lana and I will hold the Fort. | |||
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"Sinister, ok to take a break for 10. Will be r8ght back after. Keep the punters happy as its repeaters that keep us going. We all love a repeater MB. You stand down. Lana and I will hold the Fort. " Thank you both. Back soon. Will be at the back if anyone wants me | |||
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"Good morning all, luv English breakfast with king of fry ups "bacon" delicious. Will be having lots of bacon, two eggs (runny yolks), pork sausages, heinz baked beans, fried mushrooms, tomatoes, and toasted bread with lots of margarine on the side. Washed down with strong black coffee. Fuel to kick start me for the day. Wishing you all a happy Sunday. Enjoy brekkie, beautiful weather and plenty sex. That's a big one to tackle in the morning.
I wouldn't mind helping out in The Sinister Bottom Café kitchen, forking the big sausages to get them to spit, release the pressure of them swelling up and allowing all that succulent juices to flo.
Or you can join the Sbuber delivery team
I don't mind getting dirty
Can you tackle some of the customers please, they're absolutely filthy...
"As BOSS pleases
Will get them sparkling clean make sure plenty repeat business for The Sinister Bottom Café | |||
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"Oh and a new contact lens for my right eye. It’s really difficult to type
Drat
I thought I was in luck when Mrs Misty kept winking at me
We both did.
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"Good morning all, luv English breakfast with king of fry ups "bacon" delicious. Will be having lots of bacon, two eggs (runny yolks), pork sausages, heinz baked beans, fried mushrooms, tomatoes, and toasted bread with lots of margarine on the side. Washed down with strong black coffee. Fuel to kick start me for the day. Wishing you all a happy Sunday. Enjoy brekkie, beautiful weather and plenty sex. That's a big one to tackle in the morning.
I wouldn't mind helping out in The Sinister Bottom Café kitchen, forking the big sausages to get them to spit, release the pressure of them swelling up and allowing all that succulent juices to flo.
Or you can join the Sbuber delivery team
I don't mind getting dirty
Can you tackle some of the customers please, they're absolutely filthy...
As BOSS pleases
Will get them sparkling clean make sure plenty repeat business for The Sinister Bottom Café "Thank you. Some of then probably need a good hard rubbing. | |||
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"Damn, I’m up well late. I bet all the good scran has gone eh? I’ll have whatever’s left over. Bung it in the microwave and I’ll smash it down. Much obliged thank you please.
Nothing of the sort. Will all be nice and fresh for you. Are you having the full english with extra portions and a surprise or two on the house? "I’m in. | |||
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"I would like to have a breakfast order of you OP please "Wait til I shut the cafè, and I'm all yours. I'm blithely assuming you're after me? | |||
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"Same as yesterday please: 1 fresh baguette with - 3 fried eggs 4 rashers unsmoked bacon Fried mushrooms with birdseye chillies and smoked green jalapeños. HP sauce. 1 x builders brew. Ta" Unsmoked bacon? Really? Smoked is far superior. Other than that. I'm on it. | |||
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"Good morning all, luv English breakfast with king of fry ups "bacon" delicious. Will be having lots of bacon, two eggs (runny yolks), pork sausages, heinz baked beans, fried mushrooms, tomatoes, and toasted bread with lots of margarine on the side. Washed down with strong black coffee. Fuel to kick start me for the day. Wishing you all a happy Sunday. Enjoy brekkie, beautiful weather and plenty sex. That's a big one to tackle in the morning.
I wouldn't mind helping out in The Sinister Bottom Café kitchen, forking the big sausages to get them to spit, release the pressure of them swelling up and allowing all that succulent juices to flo.
Or you can join the Sbuber delivery team
I don't mind getting dirty
Can you tackle some of the customers please, they're absolutely filthy...
As BOSS pleases
Will get them sparkling clean make sure plenty repeat business for The Sinister Bottom Café
Thank you.
Some of then probably need a good hard rubbing. "Welcum BOSS. Not afraid of hard work and do enjoy building up a sweat, getting down and sticky. Also, I've promotion to consider so will make an extra effort. Company does well I do well, knowing I've a trusted BOSS who has my best interest at heart. | |||
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"Damn, I’m up well late. I bet all the good scran has gone eh? I’ll have whatever’s left over. Bung it in the microwave and I’ll smash it down. Much obliged thank you please.
Nothing of the sort. Will all be nice and fresh for you. Are you having the full english with extra portions and a surprise or two on the house?
I’m in. "Yes. We'd just noticed you'd slid in. | |||
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"I would like to have a breakfast order of you OP please
Wait til I shut the cafè, and I'm all yours.
I'm blithely assuming you're after me? "Oh yes please. I wasn’t very clear was I? | |||
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"Damn, I’m up well late. I bet all the good scran has gone eh? I’ll have whatever’s left over. Bung it in the microwave and I’ll smash it down. Much obliged thank you please.
Nothing of the sort. Will all be nice and fresh for you. Are you having the full english with extra portions and a surprise or two on the house?
I’m in.
Yes. We'd just noticed you'd slid in. "Everything ok Sinister. I am only at the back but just shout if needed | |||
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"Damn, I’m up well late. I bet all the good scran has gone eh? I’ll have whatever’s left over. Bung it in the microwave and I’ll smash it down. Much obliged thank you please.
Nothing of the sort. Will all be nice and fresh for you. Are you having the full english with extra portions and a surprise or two on the house?
I’m in.
Yes. We'd just noticed you'd slid in.
Everything ok Sinister. I am only at the back but just shout if needed "You have a quick breather and a long look at the customers. | |||
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"Damn, I’m up well late. I bet all the good scran has gone eh? I’ll have whatever’s left over. Bung it in the microwave and I’ll smash it down. Much obliged thank you please.
Nothing of the sort. Will all be nice and fresh for you. Are you having the full english with extra portions and a surprise or two on the house?
I’m in.
Yes. We'd just noticed you'd slid in.
Everything ok Sinister. I am only at the back but just shout if needed
You have a quick breather and a long look at the customers. "Always my priority as you kniw as they are yours too | |||
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"Same as yesterday please: 1 fresh baguette with - 3 fried eggs 4 rashers unsmoked bacon Fried mushrooms with birdseye chillies and smoked green jalapeños. HP sauce. 1 x builders brew. Ta Unsmoked bacon? Really? Smoked is far superior. Other than that. I'm on it. " Only if you get decent smoked bacon from a butcher. I bought on a whim from the supermarket and a lot of the ordinary stuff isn't actually smoked. It just has a liquid smoke additive which I find had a chemically aftertaste. | |||
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"Same as yesterday please: 1 fresh baguette with - 3 fried eggs 4 rashers unsmoked bacon Fried mushrooms with birdseye chillies and smoked green jalapeños. HP sauce. 1 x builders brew. Ta Unsmoked bacon? Really? Smoked is far superior. Other than that. I'm on it. Only if you get decent smoked bacon from a butcher. I bought on a whim from the supermarket and a lot of the ordinary stuff isn't actually smoked. It just has a liquid smoke additive which I find had a chemically aftertaste." Thanks for your TED talk. Meat only comes from butchers, surely ? | |||
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"Damn, I’m up well late. I bet all the good scran has gone eh? I’ll have whatever’s left over. Bung it in the microwave and I’ll smash it down. Much obliged thank you please.
Nothing of the sort. Will all be nice and fresh for you. Are you having the full english with extra portions and a surprise or two on the house?
I’m in.
Yes. We'd just noticed you'd slid in.
Everything ok Sinister. I am only at the back but just shout if needed
You have a quick breather and a long look at the customers.
Always my priority as you kniw as they are yours too "Well, most of them are reasonably presentable. Lana is having a go at the others for me. | |||
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"I would like to have a breakfast order of you OP please
Wait til I shut the cafè, and I'm all yours.
I'm blithely assuming you're after me?
Oh yes please. I wasn’t very clear was I? "I'd hate you to get something you didn't want by accident LB. | |||
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"I would like to have a breakfast order of you OP please
Wait til I shut the cafè, and I'm all yours.
I'm blithely assuming you're after me?
Oh yes please. I wasn’t very clear was I?
I'd hate you to get something you didn't want by accident LB. "Ah well… in for a penny… | |||
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"I would like to have a breakfast order of you OP please
Wait til I shut the cafè, and I'm all yours.
I'm blithely assuming you're after me?
Oh yes please. I wasn’t very clear was I?
I'd hate you to get something you didn't want by accident LB.
Ah well… in for a penny… "Did Mr Wicks get everything he wanted. Is a favourite customer and always hope he leaves very happy. | |||
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"I would like to have a breakfast order of you OP please
Wait til I shut the cafè, and I'm all yours.
I'm blithely assuming you're after me?
Oh yes please. I wasn’t very clear was I?
I'd hate you to get something you didn't want by accident LB.
Ah well… in for a penny…
Did Mr Wicks get everything he wanted. Is a favourite customer and always hope he leaves very happy. "I’ll let you know after my coffee | |||
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"I would like to have a breakfast order of you OP please
Wait til I shut the cafè, and I'm all yours.
I'm blithely assuming you're after me?
Oh yes please. I wasn’t very clear was I?
I'd hate you to get something you didn't want by accident LB.
Ah well… in for a penny… "In for a pounding ? | |||
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"I would like to have a breakfast order of you OP please
Wait til I shut the cafè, and I'm all yours.
I'm blithely assuming you're after me?
Oh yes please. I wasn’t very clear was I?
I'd hate you to get something you didn't want by accident LB.
Ah well… in for a penny…
Did Mr Wicks get everything he wanted. Is a favourite customer and always hope he leaves very happy. "I left Lana giving the muckier customers a wipe down. I have every confidence they'll be smiling when they leave. | |||
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"Full English please but leave off black pud and hash browns, I'll have extra poached egg n toast instead ta "Good choice. Brew with that ? | |||
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"Nearly lunch time Sinister. I am doing the Special Lunches board. Are Red Cheeks still on the specials or in the standard menu? " I wish you'd stop "doing that board", it's a devil to get the stains off it. | |||
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"I would like to have a breakfast order of you OP please
Wait til I shut the cafè, and I'm all yours.
I'm blithely assuming you're after me?
Oh yes please. I wasn’t very clear was I?
I'd hate you to get something you didn't want by accident LB.
Ah well… in for a penny…
Did Mr Wicks get everything he wanted. Is a favourite customer and always hope he leaves very happy. "Sat in the corner, stuffed, and with a big silly smile on my face. And now lunch is being mentioned………Ooft! | |||
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"I would like to have a breakfast order of you OP please
Wait til I shut the cafè, and I'm all yours.
I'm blithely assuming you're after me?
Oh yes please. I wasn’t very clear was I?
I'd hate you to get something you didn't want by accident LB.
Ah well… in for a penny…
Did Mr Wicks get everything he wanted. Is a favourite customer and always hope he leaves very happy.
Sat in the corner, stuffed, and with a big silly smile on my face.
And now lunch is being mentioned………Ooft! "We only do late lunch on a Sunday for exactly the fact most of our punters are stuffed still and don't want anything till later. Have a little rrst in the backyatd, is lovely this time of year. Shout if you need another drink or anything else. Front door now closed but can use the back. | |||
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"Oooh. I’ll have some lunch…. I’m not sure I ever got my breakfast. Possibly because I couldn’t see it "Pesky contact lens. Well make sure you get double dinner Mrs MP. | |||
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"Is breakfast over now? Does that mean SS has finished her shift? "Ima bit hot and sticky, but I'm all yours x | |||
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"Is breakfast over now? Does that mean SS has finished her shift?
Ima bit hot and sticky, but I'm all yours x "Oooffftttt
I like hot and sticky | |||
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"Is breakfast over now? Does that mean SS has finished her shift?
Ima bit hot and sticky, but I'm all yours x
Oooffftttt
I like hot and sticky "Let's get hotter and stickier | |||
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"Oooh. I’ll have some lunch…. I’m not sure I ever got my breakfast. Possibly because I couldn’t see it
Pesky contact lens.
Well make sure you get double dinner Mrs MP."I do like doubles | |||
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"Oooh. I’ll have some lunch…. I’m not sure I ever got my breakfast. Possibly because I couldn’t see it
Pesky contact lens.
Well make sure you get double dinner Mrs MP.
I do like doubles "Its always more fun with twice as many. | |||
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"Am I too late for lunch? I fancy a burger (someone seems to be having a BBQ in one of the adjoining gardens), nice cold pale ale too if you have any." MB is in charge of meaty whoppers. | |||
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"You go off Sinister, enjoy it. I will just finish off in the kitchen. You know I like it all spick ans span. I am tben having a cheeky aperol in the garden. You never know, someone might pop in late. Leave tbe door on tbe latch. See you soon. " You're a good egg x | |||
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"Am I too late for lunch? I fancy a burger (someone seems to be having a BBQ in one of the adjoining gardens), nice cold pale ale too if you have any. MB is in charge of meaty whoppers. "All switched off now in the kitchen. I am in the garden with drink in hand and sunbathing | |||
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"Am I too late for lunch? I fancy a burger (someone seems to be having a BBQ in one of the adjoining gardens), nice cold pale ale too if you have any. MB is in charge of meaty whoppers. "Maybe a should choose something a little more delicate? Or just go for a drink, two lumps in mine please | |||
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"Am I too late for lunch? I fancy a burger (someone seems to be having a BBQ in one of the adjoining gardens), nice cold pale ale too if you have any. MB is in charge of meaty whoppers.
Maybe a should choose something a little more delicate? Or just go for a drink, two lumps in mine please "Iced tea then ? | |||
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"I just couldn’t bring myself to order food from a cafe called ‘Sinister Bottom’ It goes against my self preservation principles. I'm sad about your choice.
Me too but will fix it. Stick a little & mobile on the sign for now ". The Little Mobile Sinister Bottom Café ? | |||
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"I just couldn’t bring myself to order food from a cafe called ‘Sinister Bottom’ It goes against my self preservation principles. I'm sad about your choice.
Me too but will fix it. Stick a little & mobile on the sign for now .
The Little Mobile Sinister Bottom Café ?"Lol no, Sinister & Mobilebottom Cafe | |||
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