FabSwingers.com forum: Best typo

By *immyinreading OP Man
28 weeks ago

henley on thames

My sister is great at producing typos but her latest effort is a belter. Messaged me saying she had caught a rabbi eating some stuff she had planted in the garden, and explained that the rabbi must have come in from the field at the top of the road.

I think she meant rabbit.

Any other good typos you’ve come across?

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By *agerMorganMan
28 weeks ago

Canvey Island

When I used to work for the police in the control room. I had a colleague who was supposed to write “mother duck and her 12 ducklings”

Except, in her speed she wrote “‘mother duck and her 12 fucklings”

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By *ools and the brainCouple
28 weeks ago

couple, us we him her.

"My sister is great at producing typos but her latest effort is a belter. Messaged me saying she had caught a rabbi eating some stuff she had planted in the garden, and explained that the rabbi must have come in from the field at the top of the road.

I think she meant rabbit.

Any other good typos you’ve come across? "

Oy gevalt

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By *elloWoman
28 weeks ago

alpha centauri

I messaged my male boss asking 'what time was I working tomorrow?', but autocorrect changed it to 'what time am I wanking tomorrow?'

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By *onameyet2Man
28 weeks ago

chorley

My mate was teaching his kids about fasting but typed fisting into google instead

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By *etal and KinkMan
28 weeks ago

Malice

'Dear Anal'

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
28 weeks ago

Central

"'Dear Anal'"

Alan?

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By *till gameMan
28 weeks ago

two doors down

"I messaged my male boss asking 'what time was I working tomorrow?', but autocorrect changed it to 'what time am I wanking tomorrow?'

I bet his heart skipped a beat

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By *etal and KinkMan
28 weeks ago

Malice

"'Dear Anal'

Alan?"

Yup

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By *ornycougaWoman
28 weeks ago

NORWAY Wherever I lay my hat

I once sent an email to a female colleague at work starting "I realise you are a very busty" rather than busy. She was as well!

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By *ornycougaWoman
28 weeks ago

NORWAY Wherever I lay my hat

Not a typo but the best email I received had the title truncated so it read "unleashing advanced anal" instead of analysis. That brightened an otherwise dull day at the thought

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By *immyinreading OP Man
28 weeks ago

henley on thames

"I once sent an email to a female colleague at work starting "I realise you are a very busty" rather than busy. She was as well! "

I worked with a lady called Betsy, and she regularly got emails addressing her as Busty.

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By *ittlebirdWoman
28 weeks ago

The Big Smoke

"Not a typo but the best email I received had the title truncated so it read "unleashing advanced anal" instead of analysis. That brightened an otherwise dull day at the thought

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By *immyinreading OP Man
28 weeks ago

henley on thames

"Not a typo but the best email I received had the title truncated so it read "unleashing advanced anal" instead of analysis. That brightened an otherwise dull day at the thought

I saw a Corrs album going through a till once as “assorted English tit”, the word tit being a truncation of “titles”.

I pointed out that they were, in fact, assorted Irish tit.

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By *ittlebirdWoman
28 weeks ago

The Big Smoke

Not exactly a typo but back in the day of doing emails on a blackberry… I know I’m old… I emailed my boss at work and put “love you xx” on the end.

He absolutely DIDNT tell everyone in the company about it

I still laugh to this day but I was mortified at the time

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
28 weeks ago

North West

Its annoying that pussy and pissy are so close in letters.

That's often ruined a hot cyber conversation.

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By *irthandgirthMan
28 weeks ago

Camberley occasionally doncaster

At least we have moved away from the old style phones without a virtual keyboard.

Telling a lady you wanted to kick her puppy was always a risk.

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
28 weeks ago

North West

"At least we have moved away from the old style phones without a virtual keyboard.

Telling a lady you wanted to kick her puppy was always a risk."

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By *ickyKlungespeareMan
28 weeks ago

St Leonards

There was a FAB post late last year from a very dry Scot about his other post that had died a complete death, and he couldn't work out why because he was a fairly popular poster in Scotland.

Until he re-read the topic title, which was something like:

"Sex with others".

Only it wasn't.

It was:

"Sex with otters"

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By *ittlebirdWoman
28 weeks ago

The Big Smoke

"There was a FAB post late last year from a very dry Scot about his other post that had died a complete death, and he couldn't work out why because he was a fairly popular poster in Scotland.

Until he re-read the topic title, which was something like:

"Sex with others".

Only it wasn't.

It was:

"Sex with otters"

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By *ou only live onceMan
28 weeks ago

London

One I thankfully caught in time, but was about to email my Director seeking clarity on my "headcunt"...

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By *ittlebirdWoman
28 weeks ago

The Big Smoke

"One I thankfully caught in time, but was about to email my Director seeking clarity on my "headcunt"..."

Omg. That would’ve been so funny

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By *ickyKlungespeareMan
28 weeks ago

St Leonards

"One I thankfully caught in time, but was about to email my Director seeking clarity on my "headcunt"..."

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By (user no longer on site)
28 weeks ago

One I've always do but manage to catch is when I sign off my email with "Kind Regards" and suddenly wonder why the T is above the G on the keyboard

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By *r_GreyscaleMan
28 weeks ago

North Hertfordshire

Ending an email with

Kind retards,

James

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By *ickyKlungespeareMan
28 weeks ago

St Leonards

"One I've always do but manage to catch is when I sign off my email with "Kind Regards" and suddenly wonder why the T is above the G on the keyboard

There's no way T should even be allowed near a coffee connoisseur's keyboard.

New laws demanded

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By (user no longer on site)
28 weeks ago

"At least we have moved away from the old style phones without a virtual keyboard.

Telling a lady you wanted to kick her puppy was always a risk."

But that would be kind compared to the Maga nutjob Kristie Noem!

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By *till gameMan
28 weeks ago

two doors down

"One I've always do but manage to catch is when I sign off my email with "Kind Regards" and suddenly wonder why the T is above the G on the keyboard

There's no way T should even be allowed near a coffee connoisseur's keyboard.

New laws demanded

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By *partharmonyCouple
28 weeks ago

Ruislip

We were once asked if we had "sex on car". It turns out he meant cam.

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By (user no longer on site)
28 weeks ago

A guy on here who repeatedly called me Mrs Shit

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By *ickyKlungespeareMan
28 weeks ago

St Leonards

"A guy on here who repeatedly called me Mrs Shit

You can live with that a couple of times, but after the turd one it becomes annoying.

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By *weet LisaTV/TS
28 weeks ago

Crawley

Watching snooker with my dad once and he has the subtitles on. Commentary on the shot was that Ronnie's going to abandon it, it came up as Ronnie's a bum bandit.

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By *ot to giggleWoman
28 weeks ago

Coventry

I was chatting to a fab friend whilst quickly typing a report that then read

'She had a double ended dildo'

Check to make sure which box you type in!!

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By *immyinreading OP Man
28 weeks ago

henley on thames

During an election a few years ago, bbc posted a caption with the results from “renfrewshite”

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
28 weeks ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

I've just emailed a client with an invoice called Hattie.

Now dreading our next contact as autocarrot changed it to 'Ho Hottie' and i didnt notice before tapping send......

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By *ickyKlungespeareMan
28 weeks ago

St Leonards

"I've just emailed a client with an invoice called Hattie.

Now dreading our next contact as autocarrot changed it to 'Ho Hottie' and i didnt notice before tapping send......

I'm assuming Hattie is your client, rather than you giving your invoices human names?

In which case, Monday morning, really wishing she was having weekend fun again....and she gets "Ho Hattie" first thing to brighten her day...I'd say you've made a friend

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By *hrimper36Couple
28 weeks ago

Central France dept 36

I meant to and did indeed write insert a TIDDLER into his arse but it changed it to TODDLER.

Not really the same ring to it.

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
28 weeks ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

"I've just emailed a client with an invoice called Hattie.

Now dreading our next contact as autocarrot changed it to 'Ho Hottie' and i didnt notice before tapping send......

I'm assuming Hattie is your client, rather than you giving your invoices human names?

In which case, Monday morning, really wishing she was having weekend fun again....and she gets "Ho Hattie" first thing to brighten her day...I'd say you've made a friend

Hattie is indeed the client.

Not sure opening an email that starts 'Ho Hottie' will have that reaction though.

I mean, she is quite hot, but I don't want to give her the wrong idea.

*also not a ho

**as far as I'm aware anyway....

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By *till gameMan
28 weeks ago

two doors down

"During an election a few years ago, bbc posted a caption with the results from “renfrewshite” "

They were not far wrong

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By *ickyKlungespeareMan
28 weeks ago

St Leonards

"I've just emailed a client with an invoice called Hattie.

Now dreading our next contact as autocarrot changed it to 'Ho Hottie' and i didnt notice before tapping send......

I'm assuming Hattie is your client, rather than you giving your invoices human names?

In which case, Monday morning, really wishing she was having weekend fun again....and she gets "Ho Hattie" first thing to brighten her day...I'd say you've made a friend

Hattie is indeed the client.

Not sure opening an email that starts 'Ho Hottie' will have that reaction though.

I mean, she is quite hot, but I don't want to give her the wrong idea.

*also not a ho

**as far as I'm aware anyway...."

***you'll know soon enough

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By *immyinreading OP Man
28 weeks ago

henley on thames

I worked with a guy called labib. Every single day he had emails addressed to Labia.

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By (user no longer on site)
28 weeks ago

Hust instead of Just made one of my friends on here laugh.

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By *agatoXXXMan
28 weeks ago

Gone and completely forgotten.

"I once sent an email to a female colleague at work starting "I realise you are a very busty" rather than busy. She was as well! "

Sounds Freudian!

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By *ood You KindlyMan
28 weeks ago

Glasgow

I saw a piece of submitted coursework which mentioned a door that wouldn’t “shit properly”

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By *yeSureMan
28 weeks ago

Glasgow

When wife wants me to bring in Coke and it says cock! Haha

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By *ingerTwistWoman
28 weeks ago

Edinburgh

Not quite a typo but a number of tears ago I had the misfortune to work in a call centre. About 6 mins to the end of my shift me and my colleagues were messing about trying to distract me from the fact I was desperate for the loo. My ear piece beeped and I answered "you're through to _ingertwist, I need to go to the toilet".

The customer was very understanding! I was mortified.

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By *carlet SeductionWoman
28 weeks ago

Maidstone

I sent a text to my mum asking if she was airtight. Luckily she didn't know what that meant.

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By *oiluvfunMan
15 weeks ago

Penrith

"I sent a text to my mum asking if she was airtight. Luckily she didn't know what that meant. "

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By *oiluvfunMan
15 weeks ago

Penrith

I’ve resurrected this thread because I’ve just read a local status stating “It’s boing in here”…….made me smile as I’m sure they meant ‘boring’…..

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By *im_1878Man
15 weeks ago

Formby

When writing a report about roof pantiles, autocorrect changed it to panties.

So I did quite a few times write green panties on the roof. Had to change before sending the report out

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
15 weeks ago

East Sussex

Years ago when offices used typewriters someone typed up some invoices for me. On every single one and there were many, she'd typed '10% disocunt'

It was a long afternoon

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By *hank you sirMan
15 weeks ago

colchester

I saw someone on here who claimed to be looking for "annual sex". Set your bar higher, once a year isn't enough!

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By *yeSureMan
15 weeks ago

Glasgow

lol

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