FabSwingers.com forum: Free the snark

By *tanley Funseeker OP Man
41 weeks ago

stanley

What is your favourite sarcastic or snarky comment? How often do you use it.

Is there a stand out time in your life where you “owned it” with the best sarcastic comment ever?

My fave was actually from someone else, we were in 6th form having lunch and talking about what we were going to do as a career. One guy pipes up “ I’m going to be a model” and before anyone else could respond the quietest, shyest and generally the kindest girl of the group came in with “ what you gonna model? Your feet”

Mic drop

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By *avexxMan
41 weeks ago

cheshire

fk did we go the same school think it was me that said that

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By *arley QuimWoman
41 weeks ago

Somewhere

Oh I come out with done corkers! To be fair always think of them hours after the moments passed but ho hum

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By *olly_chromaticTV/TS
41 weeks ago

Stockport

I thought this was going to be about Lewis Carroll's "Hunting of the Snark". It seems though that the Snark was a Boojum after all.

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
41 weeks ago

Manchester(ish).

I'm full of snark.

Although I'm kinder than I used to be.

I keep my most barbed arrows for my closest friends.

'No blow too low, no shot too cheap'.

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By (user no longer on site)
41 weeks ago

I never say anything snarky

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
41 weeks ago

Staffordshire

Snarky and George

Crime busters of the sea

Snarky and George

Can solve any mystery

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By (user no longer on site)
41 weeks ago

Sarcasm is the lowest form of whit.

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By (user no longer on site)
41 weeks ago

"Sarcasm is the lowest form of whit."

Tell that to the people who base their entire personality off it.

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By *inger_SnapWoman
41 weeks ago

Hampshire/Dorset

"Sarcasm is the lowest form of whit.

Tell that to the people who base their entire personality off it."

Me? Never...

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By (user no longer on site)
41 weeks ago

"Sarcasm is the lowest form of whit.

Tell that to the people who base their entire personality off it."

Sarcasm is the lowest form of whit.

Is what the unfunny people say.

Sorry I missed that bit.

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
41 weeks ago

Carlisle usually

I rarely say anything without snark

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By *ames250122Man
41 weeks ago

Worcester

"What is your favourite sarcastic or snarky comment? How often do you use it.

Is there a stand out time in your life where you “owned it” with the best sarcastic comment ever?

Mic drop

Hahaha brilliant

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By *rAitchMan
41 weeks ago

Diagonally Parked in a Parallel Universe

"Sarcasm is the lowest form of whit."

"Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit, but the highest form of intelligence" Oscar Wilde.

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By *partharmonyCouple
41 weeks ago

Ruislip

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By *partharmonyCouple
41 weeks ago

Ruislip

My brother was a lazy git. One dinner time he asked me to refill his glass from the tap because I was nearer. When I turned the tap on he said "Make sure it's cold". So I said "It'll be wet too. Is that alright?"

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By *ittlebirdWoman
41 weeks ago

The Big Smoke

I’ve never faked a sarcasm in my life

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By (user no longer on site)
41 weeks ago

My hen do my friends bought me a 6ft inflatable willy that I had to carry around with me .. after an epic night .... including persuading a hot policeman to stroke my penis ... we ended up on the dance floor of a seedy club with our inflatable friend ....

Suddenly this greasy guy tries to weadle his way in and get touchy with me and my friends .... to which in my d*unken state I loudly told him to "f**k off we've already got one 6ft prick we don't need another"

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By *usurrusCouple
41 weeks ago

North West.

In the words of the late great Sean Locke.

Well, that's a challenging wank.

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By *ittlebirdWoman
41 weeks ago

The Big Smoke

"In the words of the late great Sean Locke.

Well, that's a challenging wank. "

ROFL

And I miss him

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