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Eternal optimism or just sound economics?

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By *bi Haive OP   Man
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37 weeks ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

Is it wishful thinking or eternal optimism to order condoms 144 at a time?

It's obvs much cheaper to source online and when there's a minimum order value to get free postage that isn't much different to buying half as many and stumping up for evri/yodel/royal mail to hopefully not lose them, surely its just good economics to buy more than you might need in a week/month/lifetime?

Asking for a friend. Or me. Possibly.....

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By *lowupdollTV/TS
37 weeks ago

Herts/Beds/Lomdon

You could blow them up as balloons.

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By (user no longer on site)
37 weeks ago

You could always blow them up and use them as birthday decor if you have any left

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By *icecouple561Couple
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37 weeks ago

East Sussex


"Is it wishful thinking or eternal optimism to order condoms 144 at a time?

It's obvs much cheaper to source online and when there's a minimum order value to get free postage that isn't much different to buying half as many and stumping up for evri/yodel/royal mail to hopefully not lose them, surely its just good economics to buy more than you might need in a week/month/lifetime?

Asking for a friend. Or me. Possibly....."

Share them with this friend of yours and get them delivered monthly. If you run out one of you can nip to Poundland.

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By *he turned me GreyCouple
37 weeks ago

Warwick and Coventry


"Is it wishful thinking or eternal optimism to order condoms 144 at a time?

It's obvs much cheaper to source online and when there's a minimum order value to get free postage that isn't much different to buying half as many and stumping up for evri/yodel/royal mail to hopefully not lose them, surely its just good economics to buy more than you might need in a week/month/lifetime?

Asking for a friend. Or me. Possibly....."

Lots of posh wanks.....

Mr

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By *arley QuimWoman
37 weeks ago

Somewhere

What's the expiry dates like?

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By *bi Haive OP   Man
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37 weeks ago

Cheeseville, Somerset


"What's the expiry dates like? "

Fuck knows.

Only ordered them this morning.

But hopefully best before 2055.....

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By *eyond PurityCouple
37 weeks ago

Lincolnshire

We bought bulk last time we bought some a couple of months ago and we’ve not played with anyone since

Maybe the condoms know…

K

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
37 weeks ago

Manchester-ish


"What's the expiry dates like?

Fuck knows.

Only ordered them this morning.

But hopefully best before 2055..... "

Is that when you turn 99?

J

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By *icecouple561Couple
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37 weeks ago

East Sussex

Our last lot of condoms went out of date

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By (user no longer on site)
37 weeks ago

Depends how successful you are I suppose

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By (user no longer on site)
37 weeks ago


"Is it wishful thinking or eternal optimism to order condoms 144 at a time?

It's obvs much cheaper to source online and when there's a minimum order value to get free postage that isn't much different to buying half as many and stumping up for evri/yodel/royal mail to hopefully not lose them, surely its just good economics to buy more than you might need in a week/month/lifetime?

Asking for a friend. Or me. Possibly....."
someone is going to be having a gross amount of sex.

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
37 weeks ago

Manchester-ish


"Is it wishful thinking or eternal optimism to order condoms 144 at a time?

It's obvs much cheaper to source online and when there's a minimum order value to get free postage that isn't much different to buying half as many and stumping up for evri/yodel/royal mail to hopefully not lose them, surely its just good economics to buy more than you might need in a week/month/lifetime?

Asking for a friend. Or me. Possibly..... someone is going to be having a gross amount of sex. "

Oh, very well done. *doffs cap*

J

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By *bi Haive OP   Man
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37 weeks ago

Cheeseville, Somerset


"Is it wishful thinking or eternal optimism to order condoms 144 at a time?

It's obvs much cheaper to source online and when there's a minimum order value to get free postage that isn't much different to buying half as many and stumping up for evri/yodel/royal mail to hopefully not lose them, surely its just good economics to buy more than you might need in a week/month/lifetime?

Asking for a friend. Or me. Possibly..... someone is going to be having a gross amount of sex. "

I suspect that may go over some heads.

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By *a LunaWoman
37 weeks ago

South Wales

Is there a long expiration date on them?

Do you have chafe cream?

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By *ooBulMan
37 weeks ago

Missin’ Yo’ Kissin’

Never mind ...

Any left over & yer can become a balloonist making animals for parties!!!

You can put cheap sausages in them & place them in yer mates pockets. Most amusing when they pull it out in front of their mates or if they tumble & keep their hands permanently in their pockets. LOL!!!

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By *ellhungvweMan
37 weeks ago

Cheltenham

Hypothetically speaking OP, so a friend has told me, it is actually quite a good idea to buy in bulk.

You only have to go to a few parties and maybe a club night or five and you will be glad you thought ahead.

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By *ittlebirdWoman
37 weeks ago

The Big Smoke

As long as you have “the sex” at least 3 times a week every week it sounds like a good idea

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By *layfullsamMan
37 weeks ago

Solihull

They might go up in value in years to come, antique roadshow circa 2074

Trick is to keep the packaging intact

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By *ornycougaWoman
37 weeks ago

Wherever I lay my hat

As they say.... Go hard or go home

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
37 weeks ago

little house on the praire

I used to always buy bulk

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