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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Usual scenario, due to a dodgy batch of pasties the world has been overrun by zombies...the slow arse 70's kind, not those super fast 28 days later mo fos.

Question is what would you do? Personally in the absence of readily available rpg's and such I'd prob go for the hold up in a supermarket / mall option as per Dawn of the dead...not too many doors / windows to make safe and a few months supply of food while figuring out what to do next.

What would you do ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Head away from people - not towards them!

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

I'd go to the Winchester xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'd go to the Winchester xx "

lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd go to the Winchester xx "

That's my thursday night sorted.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Usual scenario, due to a dodgy batch of pasties the world has been overrun by zombies...the slow arse 70's kind, not those super fast 28 days later mo fos."

Pedantic

Movie Geek here - Zombies are reanimated dead people, the people in 28 Days later just had an infection and cannot/should not be classed as Zombies

/Pedantic

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Usual scenario, due to a dodgy batch of pasties the world has been overrun by zombies...the slow arse 70's kind, not those super fast 28 days later mo fos.

Pedantic

Movie Geek here - Zombies are reanimated dead people, the people in 28 Days later just had an infection and cannot/should not be classed as Zombies

/Pedantic

"

Actually that's a good point

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By *atisfy janeWoman
over a year ago

Torquay

The pasties started to infect the locals long ago....I noticed the first signs of it when I moved to Devon Sixteen years ago, I find that if you notice a Pasty Zombie heading towards you then cross over to the other side of the road and avoid eye contact....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ill go with the op on this one but also find a gun shop that's near then transport then clean it as in the walking dead all the4x4s are clean

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Personally I'd head to my work office

Big secure doors that open outwards so the zombies can't push them open

In the city centre so plenty of supplies close at hand

Near to the docks for a backup escape route out of the city

Radio city tower near by to attept contact with the outside world

I've thought this through far to much haha

Paul xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The pasties started to infect the locals long ago....I noticed the first signs of it when I moved to Devon Sixteen years ago, I find that if you notice a Pasty Zombie heading towards you then cross over to the other side of the road and avoid eye contact.... "

Similar to grockles

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Personally I'd head to my work office

Big secure doors that open outwards so the zombies can't push them open

In the city centre so plenty of supplies close at hand

Near to the docks for a backup escape route out of the city

Radio city tower near by to attept contact with the outside world

I've thought this through far to much haha

Paul xx"

Yeah think this may definitely be more of a guy thing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd go to the Winchester xx "

Hog nuts anyone?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My plan has allway been head to docks and steal a ship . You never see a zombie swim !!! And there's bound to be food in some of the containers x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd just ask my boy what to do! Hes always killing zombies on call of duty.

A good wee shot as well, lol.

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By *win PeaksCouple
over a year ago

Northamptonshire


"I'd go to the Winchester xx "

So who is the cockacidal maniac ??

N

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My plan has allway been head to docks and steal a ship . You never see a zombie swim !!! And there's bound to be food in some of the containers x "

Read "World War Z" has zombies in water

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By *atisfy janeWoman
over a year ago

Torquay


"The pasties started to infect the locals long ago....I noticed the first signs of it when I moved to Devon Sixteen years ago, I find that if you notice a Pasty Zombie heading towards you then cross over to the other side of the road and avoid eye contact....

Similar to grockles"

If it wasn't for the Grockles the Westcountry would have been declared bankrupt many years ago....

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By *adybee77Woman
over a year ago

MAMOBA, miles and miles of bugger all (Aberdeenshire)

I'm about 99% certain that most of the people in the village are zombies already - or at least live like they are.

My plan - gun shop, stock up, then hole up in a remote hotel up here... clear view all round, nice and remote - so the buggers would be bored of walking way before they got here!

Nice hotel, good food, log fire... no idea what I would do to keep my spirits up tho

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Head for an army base to obtain weaponry military vehicles, secure fuel supplies on base and set up secure location on base. In military vehicles, raid supermarkets and other useful shops for supplies (clothing, building material, gas gardening equipment and seed stock)

Plan move to secure rural location to secure area and become self sufficient

I thought about this a bit too much haven't I?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd prob go for the hold up in a supermarket / mall option"

Probably not the best idea given you'd be mobbed by hordes of desperate survivors who thought the exact same thing, and would gladly crack your head open for a four pack of baked beans.

Personally, I reckon your only chance in a zombie apocalypse would be if you'd had the foresight to stock up on supplies beforehand - failing that, an ample supply of blunt objects and a hefty swing!

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By *radleyandRavenCouple
over a year ago

Herts


"My plan has allway been head to docks and steal a ship . You never see a zombie swim !!! And there's bound to be food in some of the containers x

Read "World War Z" has zombies in water "

"Land Of The Dead" sprung to mind aswell. Zombies just walked across the waterbed. Fine I suppose if you're always on the move and never cast anchor. x

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By *atisfy janeWoman
over a year ago

Torquay

I love 'The Walking Dead'.....but am bemused as to why the zombies don't attack and eat each other?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd go to the Winchester xx "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'd prob go for the hold up in a supermarket / mall option

Probably not the best idea given you'd be mobbed by hordes of desperate survivors who thought the exact same thing, and would gladly crack your head open for a four pack of baked beans.

Personally, I reckon your only chance in a zombie apocalypse would be if you'd had the foresight to stock up on supplies beforehand - failing that, an ample supply of blunt objects and a hefty swing!"

Fair point lol

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow

dont eat the pasties,walk a bit quicker.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Head for an army base to obtain weaponry military vehicles, secure fuel supplies on base and set up secure location on base. In military vehicles, raid supermarkets and other useful shops for supplies (clothing, building material, gas gardening equipment and seed stock)

Plan move to secure rural location to secure area and become self sufficient

I thought about this a bit too much haven't I?

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Funnily enough my OH has a similar idea! He has it all planned!! In fact I'm surprised he hasn't seen this thread and commented!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd nip over to my old dears house, raid their gun cabinet, get in the indestructible and trusty Volvo, run over any zombies in my way....or shoot the buggers, then head to the boat and take off out to sea....,.all well planned in advance

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By *urreyfun2008Man
over a year ago

East Grinstead

Hide from zombies and the other humans for as long as possible.

Only then venture to forage

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Chuck snowballs impregnated with killer & sugar at 'em whilst listening to ma Cranberries cd

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Firstly, to be pedantic, 28 days later doesn't have zombies in it. They're infected. They don't die, just get the virus in them.

Anyways, what I'd do is:

Wait a few days for all the idiots to panic and run away.

Then I'd loot what I could from the surrounding area and then stay put making melee weapons positioned around my courtyard.

Get neighbour (we've talked about this at length) to sort a watch schedule.

I have a park like 3 mins away so firewood would be abundant.

Basically, I'm sorted. I know the dos and don'ts. I'm confident I'll survive.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Id ask my kids what to do as they seem to know the answer to everything

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A lot of you need to read The Zombie Survival Guide. Most of your ideas will get you killed

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By *atisfy janeWoman
over a year ago

Torquay


"A lot of you need to read The Zombie Survival Guide. Most of your ideas will get you killed"

****Whispers****

psssst.....it's not real, it's only pretend....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A lot of you need to read The Zombie Survival Guide. Most of your ideas will get you killed

****Whispers****

psssst.....it's not real, it's only pretend.... "

For now......

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Firstly, to be pedantic, 28 days later doesn't have zombies in it. They're infected. They don't die, just get the virus in them."

Thank you ... this was already pointed out lol

"Movie Geek here - Zombies are reanimated dead people, the people in 28 Days later just had an infection and cannot/should not be classed as Zombies ... Pedantic"

Actually that's a good point

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd go to the Winchester xx

lol "

I would have already been in the London , just in case this happened , saves time lol

Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd go to the Winchester xx

Hog nuts anyone? "

It's hog lumps not nuts

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By *hynewguy2012Man
over a year ago

dartford

Id just push x. Circle. Square then pause and go make a brew

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Firstly, to be pedantic, 28 days later doesn't have zombies in it. They're infected. They don't die, just get the virus in them.

Thank you ... this was already pointed out lol

"Movie Geek here - Zombies are reanimated dead people, the people in 28 Days later just had an infection and cannot/should not be classed as Zombies ... Pedantic"

Actually that's a good point "

.

I saw that after I posted. My bad

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