FabSwingers.com forum: Help and advice for me please

By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
41 weeks ago

The Town by The Cross

Hi Helpers and advice type peoples,

I am currently embroiled in a legal battle with my ex husband over property accumulated during our marriage.....

I can't decide whether to keep the vineyard, the sprawling estate, the cars or just throw caution to the wind and shoot the bastard....

What advice can you give me ?

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
41 weeks ago

East Sussex

If you shot him would you get found out?

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By *partharmonyCouple
41 weeks ago

Ruislip

It reminds me of the old country & western song "If I'd shot you when I wanted too I'd have been out by now".

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By *ansoffateMan
41 weeks ago

Sagittarius A

If he doesn't do it to you first.

Sacrifice the depreciating assets in favour of the appreciating ones.

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By *elloWoman
41 weeks ago

alpha centauri

Take a train trip, talk to a stranger, suggest a criss-cross pact.

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By *melia DominaTV/TS
41 weeks ago

Edinburgh (She/Her)

Don't shot the bastard, pay of a hit man to do it, making it look like he popped it naturally.

Take the lot, buy an island

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
41 weeks ago

Carlisle usually

Stay cautious, don't get caught, but make sure the bastard gets shot

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By *scapismXXXMan
41 weeks ago

London

"If you shot him would you get found out?"

Valid line of questioning. Via my brief understanding of disappearances having watched a documentary known as The Sopranos, I believe you may need to familiarise yourself with your local butcher and/or gardener with a wood chipper.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
41 weeks ago

The Town by The Cross

"Don't shot the bastard, pay of a hit man to do it, making it look like he popped it naturally.

Take the lot, buy an island

You're very devious Amelia ....

But I like it !

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
41 weeks ago

The Town by The Cross

"Stay cautious, don't get caught, but make sure the bastard gets shot

oooooo lips ....... I will , thanks

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By *onk3yb0yMan
41 weeks ago

south west

Do you know anyone with a pig farm?

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
41 weeks ago

The Town by The Cross

"If you shot him would you get found out?"

No. I have a spud gun ....

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By (user no longer on site)
41 weeks ago

No advice, but can you lend me a tenner?

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By *rgasmatron1970Man
41 weeks ago

Bromley

I know a good place to hide bodies.

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By *lowupdollTV/TS
41 weeks ago

Herts/Beds/Lomdon

You both need to move on, so why not help him? Pics of him in the bath with a toaster are SO hot right now.

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By *eroLondonMan
41 weeks ago

Mayfair

Leave absolutely everything to him. The benevolence of a modern Grånny in this contemporary would is a rare occurrence.

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By *melia DominaTV/TS
41 weeks ago

Edinburgh (She/Her)

"Don't shot the bastard, pay of a hit man to do it, making it look like he popped it naturally.

Take the lot, buy an island

You're very devious Amelia ....

But I like it !"

Me no... but I know a guy, who knows a guy........ so if you need anything....

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By *till gameMan
41 weeks ago

Oldham

I would suggest pushing him in front of a train , but it’s a struggle to find a train that’s running

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By *amie HantsWoman
41 weeks ago

Atlantis

I’ll take care of it for you if you marry me afterwards?

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By (user no longer on site)
41 weeks ago

You need other hacked off exes and you kill for each other.

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By (user no longer on site)
41 weeks ago

Shoot the bastard and feed him to the dogs from the sprawling estate

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
41 weeks ago

Okehampton

Sorry Granny I was boil washing my pants so excuse the late reply. I saw an episode of midsomer murders where someone was tied up and put in a basement beneath the winery and then all the wine was released putting said captive at fear of drowning.

Just spit-balling

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By (user no longer on site)
41 weeks ago

If your willing to part with the vineyard and chuck it my way I'll do it for you.

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By (user no longer on site)
41 weeks ago

An overdose of insulin via an injection in his belly button is virtually undectable or so I hear

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By *nnCeeWoman
41 weeks ago

East of Eden, West of Hell

I mean, if we all turned up, flash mobbed him, and "somehow" he died... who would be able to say who actually did the deed...

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
41 weeks ago

The Town by The Cross

"No advice, but can you lend me a tenner?

I only have £20's Dan

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
41 weeks ago

The Town by The Cross

"Do you know anyone with a pig farm?

Damn ! I never made a claim on the pig farm ...

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
41 weeks ago

The Town by The Cross

"You both need to move on, so why not help him? Pics of him in the bath with a toaster are SO hot right now. "

Best advice yet...... His wet toaster fetish is not my responsibility !

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By (user no longer on site)
41 weeks ago

Burn it all to the ground and collect the insurance then fly off to Vanuatu with your ill gotten gains.

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By (user no longer on site)
41 weeks ago

Buy some sheep, turn them loose, find a wild dog to chase the sheep, then send ex to catch dog... Shoot ex, trying to shoot the dog to save the sheep

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By *ittlebirdWoman
41 weeks ago

The Big Smoke

I’ll lend you my shovel OP

Ps. I already have a patio with 1 or 2 places spare

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By *rBobbMan
41 weeks ago

Birmingham

Sell one of the cars. Then pay someone to shoot him and bury the body under Littlebirds patio

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By *GermanInLondonMan
41 weeks ago

London

Just throw a coin for each item/property.

I did this in the past for some things we could not agree on and the face off an ex when you get something they really want is priceless (and so is yours for them unfortunately).

Saves money on legal costs.

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By *orillaman32Man
41 weeks ago

Christchurch

"If you shot him would you get found out?"

She could bury him in the vineyard

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By *ldest swinger in townMan
41 weeks ago

kirkcaldy

Hi Helpers and advice type peoples,

I am currently embroiled in a legal battle with my ex husband over property accumulated during our marriage.....

I can't decide whether to keep the vineyard, the sprawling estate, the cars or just throw caution to the wind and shoot the bastard....

What advice can you give me ?"

apply for the shotgun licence x

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By *arkus1812Man
41 weeks ago

Finedon ,

Where can I buy a bullet proof vest from?

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By *ags73Man
41 weeks ago

glasgow-ish

Hi Helpers and advice type peoples,

I am currently embroiled in a legal battle with my ex husband over property accumulated during our marriage.....

I can't decide whether to keep the vineyard, the sprawling estate, the cars or just throw caution to the wind and shoot the bastard....

What advice can you give me ?"

I’m told counselling is great. Maybe it’s not too late..

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By *hatKlungeEnigmaMan
41 weeks ago

St Leonards

Make it so that I inherit everything once you die Granny, and I'll take care of him for you.

Just him.

Promise

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
41 weeks ago

North West

Hi Helpers and advice type peoples,

I am currently embroiled in a legal battle with my ex husband over property accumulated during our marriage.....

I can't decide whether to keep the vineyard, the sprawling estate, the cars or just throw caution to the wind and shoot the bastard....

What advice can you give me ?"

Couldn't you hire a hitman/woman/non binary person instead?

Failing that, whacking him with your jeroboam of champers should do the trick

Maybe you could concede that Lada you own as a crumb towards him?

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By *alandNitaCouple
41 weeks ago

Scunthorpe

"If you shot him would you get found out?"

The odds of that probably go up if you post about it on t'internet

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By *he MinionMan
41 weeks ago

"No advice, but can you lend me a tenner?

If she does can you lend me a fiver ?

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By *ot to giggleWoman
41 weeks ago

Coventry

a. chop everything in half

b. shoot him and bury under patio

i would go for option b.

im relaying my patio! it has lumps in

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By *adyBugsWoman
41 weeks ago

cognito

Can you pay someone else to do it for you?

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By *TG3Man
41 weeks ago

Dorchester

Hi Helpers and advice type peoples,

I am currently embroiled in a legal battle with my ex husband over property accumulated during our marriage.....

I can't decide whether to keep the vineyard, the sprawling estate, the cars or just throw caution to the wind and shoot the bastard....

What advice can you give me ?"
eat all the grapes

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By *agatoXXXMan
41 weeks ago

Gone and completely forgotten.

You all now accessories to conspiracy to commit murder.

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By (user no longer on site)
41 weeks ago

"You all now accessories to conspiracy to commit murder.

They'll never spot my bum in the line up

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By *agatoXXXMan
41 weeks ago

Gone and completely forgotten.

"You all now accessories to conspiracy to commit murder.

They'll never spot my bum in the line up

I think I could.

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By *ittlebirdWoman
41 weeks ago

The Big Smoke

"You all now accessories to conspiracy to commit murder.

Good luck finding my foot…

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By *till gameMan
41 weeks ago

Oldham

"You all now accessories to conspiracy to commit murder.

Now that would be funny , the court reading out the usernames ha ha

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
41 weeks ago

Central

We need to know his username

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
41 weeks ago

North West

"We need to know his username "

Grandad-Crumpet. Obvs

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By *agatoXXXMan
41 weeks ago

Gone and completely forgotten.

"We need to know his username

Grandad-Crumpet. Obvs

That's my tinder account.

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