FabSwingers.com forum: How good are you at sex, Fabsters?

By (user no longer on site) OP
37 weeks ago

I bet you’re all bloody brilliant at it, what with being active on a fuck site and all.

I’m woeful myself so need some tips / inspiration.

So how would you rate your bedroom skills .. and tell me about your particular sexy talents.

I’ll be taking notes. The winner gets a cock pic in their inbox. Can’t give a greater incentive than that can I?

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By *hortarseWoman
37 weeks ago

Norfolk

I'm shit and that's why I'm free and single. So dan if you can send me some tips that be good

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
37 weeks ago

Southampton

I'm terrible

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
37 weeks ago

Carlisle usually

If I'm into someone, enthusiastic and engaged, I'm generally pretty good I reckon.

But it's all subjective. I've had sadly mediocre sex too when the chemistry and compatibility just hasn't been there when it actually came to it. And crap sex takes both people.

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By *ittlebirdWoman
37 weeks ago

The Big Smoke

With myself? I like it

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By (user no longer on site)
37 weeks ago

Good/pretty good. I had one woman once say she’d do it again, so that was good positive feedback.

For what I lack in skill I make up for with a unique experience and one to remember….for one reason or another.

I need more experience so I’m working on setting up a 6 mth training program. I need sparring partners.

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By *exxyyDy11Man
37 weeks ago

Darwen

"I'm terrible

Depends on my mood

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
37 weeks ago

Southampton

"I'm terrible

Depends on my mood

... I feel some research may be needed

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
37 weeks ago

Glasgow / London

"I'm shit and that's why I'm free and single. So dan if you can send me some tips that be good

I think I know what ‘tip’ he’s going to send you.

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By *ust want fun 888Man
37 weeks ago

nearby

Not very good at all, been out of practice for awhile, now it’s just quick wanks

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By (user no longer on site)
37 weeks ago

Let's just say my bedroom skills are way better than my cooking skills.

What do I do with a cucumber?

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By *t0600Man
37 weeks ago

elvedon

Best 30 second of your life

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By *hortarseWoman
37 weeks ago

Norfolk

"I'm shit and that's why I'm free and single. So dan if you can send me some tips that be good

I think I know what ‘tip’ he’s going to send you.

You tell me we see if he did

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
37 weeks ago

Reading

How would you know? No one is going to tell you if you are bad.

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By (user no longer on site)
37 weeks ago

I don’t know. In need of new up-to-date reviews.

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By *eroLondonMan
37 weeks ago

Mayfair

"I don’t know. In need of new up-to-date reviews.

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Clit Advisor™.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
37 weeks ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP
37 weeks ago

"How would you know? No one is going to tell you if you are bad. "

It’s the pointing and laughing that gives it away ..

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By *lackpepper78Man
37 weeks ago

St Albans

Average...but persistent...#whoneedssleep

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By *dawkesMan
37 weeks ago

Gosport

I seem to be getting a thumbs up after but he has justt cum. Hehe

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By (user no longer on site)
37 weeks ago

I’m terrible, get too excited and cum in about 2 mins flat

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By *exxyyDy11Man
37 weeks ago

Darwen

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By *exxyyDy11Man
37 weeks ago

Darwen

"I'm terrible

Depends on my mood

... I feel some research may be needed

For scientific purposes of course

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By *elloWoman
37 weeks ago

alpha centauri

I probably do the best imitation of a sack of potatoes in the sack within 2 miles.

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By (user no longer on site)
37 weeks ago

I do the "sex" so good over a weekend,I then can't walk right for the rest of the week!

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By (user no longer on site)
37 weeks ago

I’m so good at sex, the people watching have an orgasm

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
37 weeks ago

Southampton

"I'm terrible

Depends on my mood

... I feel some research may be needed

For scientific purposes of course

Oh absolutely

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By (user no longer on site)
37 weeks ago

No one does the naked lambada quite like me

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By *scapismXXXMan
37 weeks ago

London

There I was with pen and paper, ready to take notes of all comments made to put my DIY tutorial together. Little did I know…

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
37 weeks ago

Essex

I find it’s all about practice makes perfect…

I’m close to perfect

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By *oxy jWoman
37 weeks ago

somerset

ill leave that for others to decide ... people who claim self pats on the back are normally full of shit

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By *rispyDuckMan
37 weeks ago

Chinese Takeaway near you

I could tell you, but think would be more exciting if you found out for yourself

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By (user no longer on site)
37 weeks ago

Terrible.

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By *hrowawaydevice1987Man
37 weeks ago

SW London/Surrey

"Terrible. "

Practice makes perfect

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By *undee2Man
37 weeks ago

Dundee

I used to organise costumed masked balls in the '80s (before Eyes Wide Shut came out). I learnt there that good sex happens between the ears long before it happens between the legs. I enjoy scenes and mind games to heighten the tingly bits.

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By (user no longer on site)
37 weeks ago

"Terrible.

Practice makes perfect"

Some people are just shit at it

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By (user no longer on site)
37 weeks ago

Shows enthusiam but could do better…

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By *unkym34Man
37 weeks ago

London

My right hand isn’t complaining so I reckon I pretty bloody good at this sec thing

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By *nnCeeWoman
37 weeks ago

East of Eden, West of Hell

I mean, I guess if someone returns more than once, you've got to be ok-ish, right?!

Unless it's what Robbie Williams said once "wanking into a body"...

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By (user no longer on site)
37 weeks ago

I got so good I stopped practising.

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By (user no longer on site)
37 weeks ago

Exceptional back in my prime.

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By (user no longer on site)
37 weeks ago

"Exceptional back in my prime. "
these days I’m alright

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
37 weeks ago

North West

"I bet you’re all bloody brilliant at it, what with being active on a fuck site and all.

I’m woeful myself so need some tips / inspiration.

So how would you rate your bedroom skills .. and tell me about your particular sexy talents.

I’ll be taking notes. The winner gets a cock pic in their inbox. Can’t give a greater incentive than that can I?

Hmmmm. Rank average pillow princess here. Dry as the Sahara too. I wouldn't bother.

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By *ot to giggleWoman
37 weeks ago

Coventry

ummm ... enthusiastic requires direction

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By *ohn.Wick.Man
37 weeks ago

The Continental

I’m good for a Vin Diesel. After that, it gets a bit sketchy.varying from the sublime to the ridickulus

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By *a LunaWoman
37 weeks ago

South Wales

Not bad. Although I’ve not had sex for more than 3 years now so probably rusty

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
37 weeks ago

Southampton

"Terrible.

Practice makes perfect"

Well.. improves supposedly lol

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By *eronicaExplorerWoman
37 weeks ago

London

Very bad

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
37 weeks ago

Southampton

"I’m so good at sex, the people watching have an orgasm

Proof or it didn't happen

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By (user no longer on site)
37 weeks ago

So bad

I don’t know why anyone would waste their time.

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By *ellhungvweMan
37 weeks ago

Cheltenham

I think I must be terrible because every time I do it the lady in question invariably quickly ends up shaking uncontrollably, writhing around and shouting “OMG OMG OMG!”. After a little break they then insist on trying again , which I think is kind of them and obviously designed to help me get better, but it is always the same outcome. Five or six of those episodes a night and they just end up out of breath and exhausted. What’s a chap to do?

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
37 weeks ago

Southampton

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By (user no longer on site)
37 weeks ago

I've adapted to partners in the partner, spoken about what she likes/dislikes and expecting.

I'll be honest I've not been with anyone in a year so don't be expecting a marathon. It takes me a couple of meets to get used to a partner then I fuck like a Olympic gold medal winner.

All partners have cum and all squirted ( they didn't know they could).

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By *ickD38Man
37 weeks ago

Preston

I used to work in a bar/music venue, and someone had Sharpied on the back of the door of the Ladies', in big letters, "[My real name redacted] IS THE BEST AT SEX". Pretty good idea who it was.

Couple of months later we all got called in to redecorate the place, and first job I was given was, you guessed it, scrubbing my best review ever off. I was HEARTBROKEN

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By *ustamanMan
37 weeks ago

weymouth

Fucking awesome (in my head), as for anyone else that'll depend on if we click so to speak

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By *eordieJeansCouple
37 weeks ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

I’m done as soon as I feel the warmth so I guess you could say I’m fucking terrible.

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By *weetiepie99Woman
37 weeks ago

cardiff

Absolutely amazing

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By *esthetic21Man
37 weeks ago

Birmingham/Bristol

I'm a generous lover

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By *uysx2Couple (MM)
37 weeks ago

Birmingham

Probably looking at someone's veri's is a good way of seeing if they're any good.

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By *agatoXXXMan
37 weeks ago

Gone and completely forgotten.

I'm rubbish at it. I think.

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By *andynecklaceWoman
37 weeks ago

Someplace

Not too bad

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By *B69Woman
37 weeks ago

Wiltshire

Always looking to improve

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By (user no longer on site)
37 weeks ago

I’m that bad I get ghosted

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By *dam1971Man
37 weeks ago

Bedford

Last time I was so good that she stopped in the middle and gave me a standing ovation

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By *olgateSmileMan
37 weeks ago

Edinburgh / London

"Let's just say my bedroom skills are way better than my cooking skills.

What do I do with a cucumber?

Make a delicious raita?

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By *ondgirl 1000Woman
37 weeks ago

crowthorne

Do you want to find out??

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By *olgateSmileMan
37 weeks ago

Edinburgh / London

"Do you want to find out??"

Is that a challenge I will regret accepting?

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By (user no longer on site)
37 weeks ago

"Probably looking at someone's veri's is a good way of seeing if they're any good."

Do you think anyone would display a verification that made them look less than?

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By *olgateSmileMan
37 weeks ago

Edinburgh / London

"I don’t know. In need of new up-to-date reviews.

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Clit Advisor™."

That's very good.

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By (user no longer on site)
37 weeks ago

I havent had any complaints ......yet lol

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By *olgateSmileMan
37 weeks ago

Edinburgh / London

"Probably looking at someone's veri's is a good way of seeing if they're any good.

Do you think anyone would display a verification that made them look less than? "

Do people (other than ironically) give bad reviews?

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By *eeliciouschaosWoman
37 weeks ago

Wherever

I’m rather mediocre.

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By *eeliciouschaosWoman
37 weeks ago

Wherever

"Probably looking at someone's veri's is a good way of seeing if they're any good.

Do you think anyone would display a verification that made them look less than?

Do people (other than ironically) give bad reviews? "

No idea but if they don’t give any I’d take a hint.

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By *eah BabyCouple
37 weeks ago

Cheshire, Windermere ,Cumbria

Absolutely awesome, will rock your world and leave you wanting more … of course

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By (user no longer on site)
37 weeks ago

"Probably looking at someone's veri's is a good way of seeing if they're any good.

Do you think anyone would display a verification that made them look less than?

Do people (other than ironically) give bad reviews? "

I wouldn’t

But I think it’s good if you are open what you like then you both get something out of it

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By (user no longer on site)
37 weeks ago

I’m so good in bed, even the neighbours have a cigarette……...

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By *olgateSmileMan
37 weeks ago

Edinburgh / London

"Probably looking at someone's veri's is a good way of seeing if they're any good.

Do you think anyone would display a verification that made them look less than?

Do people (other than ironically) give bad reviews?

No idea but if they don’t give any I’d take a hint. "

Fair point. On the occasions I've not had a great meet, I've not left one.

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By (user no longer on site)
37 weeks ago

I like to think I can hold my own, however my tongue can make up for any short comings elsewhere.

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By (user no longer on site)
37 weeks ago

Crap.

Best stay away!

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By *upcake and wandmasterCouple
37 weeks ago

long eaton

I'm a bit rubbish myself, but C is really good.

Can we have a cock pic anyway?

Ta v. Much.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
37 weeks ago

"Do you want to find out??"

You knows it, girl!

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
37 weeks ago

North West

"Probably looking at someone's veri's is a good way of seeing if they're any good.

Do you think anyone would display a verification that made them look less than? "

Yes

"I met Mrs KC at the recent Manchester cake festival were she had her prized muffin on display for all to see. Along with her donuts she had all the punters looking at her prized assets. I couldn’t make out though if her muffin had been freshly baked or was infact baked earlier in the day as the cream was set in places and in other areas looked nice and fresh. I liked her donuts best."

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
37 weeks ago

North West

^^^Guess that verifier

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By *reggSausageMan
37 weeks ago

derby

I’m absolutely shocking, so bad I make Eric ten Hag look like a good manager, all football related quips will now cease, as they are bad too

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By *ortyairCouple
37 weeks ago

Wallasey

Not sure the metric is being good. Think it's much more important to have and give fun.

Enjoy whatever you do, make sure your partner or whatever combination of partners has fun and you've cracked it.

Mrs x

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By *eeliciouschaosWoman
37 weeks ago

Wherever

"Probably looking at someone's veri's is a good way of seeing if they're any good.

Do you think anyone would display a verification that made them look less than?

Do people (other than ironically) give bad reviews?

No idea but if they don’t give any I’d take a hint.

Fair point. On the occasions I've not had a great meet, I've not left one."

Makes perfect sense. Nobody ever left me any so after a while I took a hint.

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By (user no longer on site)
37 weeks ago

I used to be all the good, back in the day.

Sadly, the last time I tried a couple of years ago, I was abysmal.

Time for knitting or cribbage, I guess…..

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By *weet LisaTV/TS
37 weeks ago

Crawley

Pretty damn good I'd say. There was a time when yours truly, most gracious and humble was a hot t-girl at Sweet Wednesday. sweet Lisa and oh I was so good. Number one girl for ages. No doubt. And most gracious.

If I had a speciality it would have been in servicing pretty t-girls. Londons most cock hungry and gorgeous girls.

Otherwise I do have talent or talents. But most gracious.

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
37 weeks ago

Staffordshire

Worst ever.

But I don’t half look good doing it.

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By *irthandgirthMan
37 weeks ago

Camberley occasionally doncaster

"Let's just say my bedroom skills are way better than my cooking skills.

What do I do with a cucumber?

Remember to always buy lube when you buy a cucumber in case someone thinks you are a vegan..

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By *irthandgirthMan
37 weeks ago

Camberley occasionally doncaster

I fuck about as well as I cook.

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By *iss.BellaWoman
37 weeks ago

Chester

Rubbish, even my star sign tells me that I'm a pillow princess

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By *ex HolesMan
37 weeks ago

Up North

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By *weetkitten65Woman
37 weeks ago

Halifax

I'm a great flirt & amazing kisser.

The rest of it?....I'll just lay there & be body worshipped by him

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
37 weeks ago

North West

"I fuck about as well as I cook."

Oh heck

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By *rispyDuckMan
37 weeks ago

Chinese Takeaway near you

Let’s just say I have raving reviews on TripAdvisor

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By *ollmanMan
37 weeks ago

Burnley

"I fuck about as well as I cook.

Oh heck

And I cook better than I fuck...

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By *ags73Man
37 weeks ago

glasgow-ish

Better than at the people/messaging side of things. But need to be able to do that to do the do, so..

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By *oannesTV/TS
37 weeks ago

Trafford

Average, room for improvement, happy to practice!

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By *eliWoman
37 weeks ago

Hey Berks, I'd say I'm okay. Better than a wank.

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
37 weeks ago

Manchester(ish).

Mediocre at best.

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By *ex HolesMan
37 weeks ago

Up North

Anyone fancy a shag?

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
37 weeks ago

Manchester(ish).

"Anyone fancy a shag? "

A mediocre one ?

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By *ex HolesMan
37 weeks ago

Up North

"Anyone fancy a shag?

A mediocre one ? "

As long as I cum I’d be happy

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By (user no longer on site)
37 weeks ago

Horrendous and happy as it all feels like too much hassle and happy to log in just to perv at pics

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By *heOriginalLoisWoman
37 weeks ago

London

On a scale of 1-10 I would say minus 5

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By (user no longer on site)
37 weeks ago

Just been reminded by someone of a time I was apparently good in bed. I thought they were having a cardiac episode midway through the sex. There I was asking if they were okay. Meanwhile they were experiencing massive pleasure from what I was doing.

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By (user no longer on site)
37 weeks ago

Head good, fingering terrible decent shag if don't cum quick

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By (user no longer on site)
37 weeks ago

"Mediocre at best. "

I got this as a verification once.

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By (user no longer on site)
37 weeks ago

From what I remember I was decent in bed. It was the person i was with that was shit lol

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By (user no longer on site)
37 weeks ago

Going to be realistic here

For some people probably amazing

For others probably bad

For some people average

Tooting my own horn

I am always going to say

Shag adviser

Rateing 5 stars out off 5

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By *ustincider888Man
37 weeks ago

Preston Ish

I'm shote because I'm well out of practice.

It's a whip it in, whip it out, wipe it scenario

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By *eally_RosieWoman
37 weeks ago

Scunthorpe

I used to think pretty good… but I guess there must be some reason that only one guy bedsides hubby has shagged me in the past year

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By *agnar1980Man
37 weeks ago

Poole

It’s been so long I can’t remember how to do it! So I’m guessing I must be bad!

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By *BWLOVER1965Man
37 weeks ago

Ipswich

Quite good to be fair

Don’t just use one method

Long foreplay

And coffee or tea after

Maybe a kebab Chinese after

Or cake

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
37 weeks ago

Manchester(ish).

"Anyone fancy a shag?

A mediocre one ?

As long as I cum I’d be happy "

Fancy a wank instead?

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
37 weeks ago

Manchester(ish).

"Mediocre at best.

I got this as a verification once. "

I'd be kinder than that.

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By *aximus2589Man
37 weeks ago

st.helens

Just need more practice wanking is not the same as sex

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By *elboy1978Man
37 weeks ago

Jarrow

I am single so I must not be very good and I haven’t had sex for such a long time so I need some more training in it

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By (user no longer on site)
37 weeks ago

"Mediocre at best.

I got this as a verification once.

I'd be kinder than that.

I’d leave a verification like that to motivate them to reach their full potential.

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By *a55ageMan
37 weeks ago

Manchester

Same as my school report……..

Could do better.

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By *T89Man
37 weeks ago

near

"How would you know? No one is going to tell you if you are bad. "

Oh some women can be brutally honest

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By *ulfilthmentMan
37 weeks ago

Just around the corner

Distinctly average.

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By *TG3Man
37 weeks ago

Dorchester

I'd say I'm not bad I'm a giver but i like to receive, good in all departments except pain and not a quick cummer so if you want it quick you'll be disappointed

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By *inkygentkentMan
37 weeks ago

Maidstone

Let's just say I play to my strengths

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By *agatoXXXMan
37 weeks ago

Gone and completely forgotten.

"^^^Guess that verifier

Paul Hollywood?

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By *_elia DominaTV/TS
37 weeks ago

Edinburgh (She/Her)

"I bet you’re all bloody brilliant at it, what with being active on a fuck site and all.

I’m woeful myself so need some tips / inspiration.

So how would you rate your bedroom skills .. and tell me about your particular sexy talents.

I’ll be taking notes. The winner gets a cock pic in their inbox. Can’t give a greater incentive than that can I?

Don't need a dic pick in my inbox thanks.

Knowledge is everything. The more theory you consume, the better the chance of meeting and subsequently providing a better sexual performance.

Learning tools like

-sexual health and personal grooming

-consent and awareness

-training to keep erections

-flirting and understanding body language

-relaxation techniques, massage and yoni massage.

-erogenous zones

-fundaments on bdsm

-sex toys.

This list is not exhaustive.

The more you learn the greater chance you have of having better sex better experiences and a more forfilling sexlife.

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By *icolasHidalgoDeCorazonMan
37 weeks ago

St Leonards

I can't be arsed with the sex thing too often 'coz other things are much more consistently enjoyable.

But when I do do (I do!) the sex thing it usually becomes "an event". I think my cock-skills are in the average department, and my mouth, tongue, and finger skills are somewhere in the upper levels of the stratosphere department.

My right knee and big toe have proved unexpectedly versatile and useful too.

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By (user no longer on site)
37 weeks ago

I xsel att too fings, spelin and the cex

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By *ellinever70Woman
37 weeks ago

Ayrshire

Good enough to enjoy it

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By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS
37 weeks ago

chichester

I’d be a gold medal winner. But as I am trans women I am not allowed to compete

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By *_elia DominaTV/TS
37 weeks ago

Edinburgh (She/Her)

"I’d be a gold medal winner. But as I am trans women I am not allowed to compete

Clever answer - love it!

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By *oldAndBoundlessMan
37 weeks ago

Bradford

"I bet you’re all bloody brilliant at it, what with being active on a fuck site and all.

I’m woeful myself so need some tips / inspiration.

So how would you rate your bedroom skills .. and tell me about your particular sexy talents.

I’ll be taking notes. The winner gets a cock pic in their inbox. Can’t give a greater incentive than that can I?

I’m one of the few that will say I’m absolutely dog shite, but I do try my bestest lol

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By *ynamicnatureMan
37 weeks ago

Doncaster

I couldn't say if I was any good or not, but I sure do have fun trying.

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By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS
37 weeks ago

chichester

"I’d be a gold medal winner. But as I am trans women I am not allowed to compete

Clever answer - love it!

I couldn’t resist the chance to poke fun

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By *oxesMan
37 weeks ago

Southend, Essex

Surly you would need to ask the people we have had sex with and then it's a matter of subjectivity.

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By *eyond PurityCouple
37 weeks ago

Lincolnshire

I enjoy practicing too much

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By *ikesEmBigMan
37 weeks ago

Herts

"I bet you’re all bloody brilliant at it, what with being active on a fuck site and all.

I’m woeful myself so need some tips / inspiration.

So how would you rate your bedroom skills .. and tell me about your particular sexy talents.

I’ll be taking notes. The winner gets a cock pic in their inbox. Can’t give a greater incentive than that can I?

I'm at least better than a scratch

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By *_Mr.K_xMan
37 weeks ago

North Worcestershire

It depends on the chemistry and the person/people

I've had mind blowing sex where the other person couldn't be complimentary enough... and then there have been other times where the chemistry hasn't been quite there and things feel a little... 'flat'?

But one piece of advice I can say.. is don't be a dick and listen to each other. Don't be afraid to communicate and know where each others boundaries are. Sometimes it's OK to go beyond those boundaries, that's what makes things exciting.. but just be clear about it and never abuse trust.

Hope that helps

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By *onkeynutWoman
37 weeks ago

somewhere

I definitely need more practice

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By *aughty tradieMan
37 weeks ago

Manchester

The first round is always disappointing but the second is an improvement.

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By *2000ManMan
37 weeks ago

Worthing

Depends if the other person is good. Sex is a two way thing. I can go up to 11 if the other is at that level!

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By *ikesEmBigMan
37 weeks ago

Herts

I always get the partner I'm with at the time to fill out a quick survey as her fanny drips

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By *oxesMan
36 weeks ago

Southend, Essex

"I always get the partner I'm with at the time to fill out a quick survey as her fanny drips "

You say that one couple got me to fill out a spreadsheet.

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By *etal and KinkMan
36 weeks ago

Malice

I'm fucking brilliant. Every time I have sex I have an orgasm, like every time! I know what gets me going

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By *ikesEmBigMan
36 weeks ago

Herts

"I always get the partner I'm with at the time to fill out a quick survey as her fanny drips

You say that one couple got me to fill out a spreadsheet. "

Oh in that sort of situation, I use the type of voting system you see on who wants to be a millionaire

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By (user no longer on site)
36 weeks ago

Think I need to wank, so I can last longer.

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By *ellhungvweMan
36 weeks ago

Cheltenham

"I'm fucking brilliant. Every time I have sex I have an orgasm, like every time! I know what gets me going

And I bet you always get there faster than the other person! Speed and reliability - I think that is what every lady wants

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By *uttymonkeyMan
36 weeks ago

devon

Depends on the other person and how good they are at recieving XD

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By *etal and KinkMan
36 weeks ago

Malice

"I'm fucking brilliant. Every time I have sex I have an orgasm, like every time! I know what gets me going

And I bet you always get there faster than the other person! Speed and reliability - I think that is what every lady wants

What else does every lady want?

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By *ealMissShadyWoman
36 weeks ago

St Albans/ Welsh Borders

10/10 because of my legendary 5 finger knuckle shuffle action

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By *eeliciouschaosWoman
36 weeks ago

Wherever

I need more practice.

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By *oxesMan
36 weeks ago

Southend, Essex

"I always get the partner I'm with at the time to fill out a quick survey as her fanny drips

You say that one couple got me to fill out a spreadsheet.

Oh in that sort of situation, I use the type of voting system you see on who wants to be a millionaire "

Haha 50:50 world be interesting however ask the audience is just the forums?

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