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"So..here’s a post that’s not going to get me laid! I’ve been getting fully waxed for the last year or so. Everything off from bum, anus, sack, crack, pubic area etc. Makes me feel great and love the feeling when playing with others. So…here’s the issue. My farts sound funny. There I said it… Must be due to the lack of hair but it’s quite weird/off putting / loud! Anyone else? Or just me?? There I said it and probably need to delete my profile now "Is it clearer or an echo? | |||
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"So..here’s a post that’s not going to get me laid! I’ve been getting fully waxed for the last year or so. Everything off from bum, anus, sack, crack, pubic area etc. Makes me feel great and love the feeling when playing with others. So…here’s the issue. My farts sound funny. There I said it… Must be due to the lack of hair but it’s quite weird/off putting / loud! Anyone else? Or just me?? There I said it and probably need to delete my profile now "Funny like that sliding trombone noise? | |||
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"How hairy is your bumhole that it acts as a muffler? "  | |||
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"How hairy is your bumhole that it acts as a muffler? " LOL | |||
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"Dude! I’d only start to be concerned if you’re sphincter started to play “flight of the bumblebee” when you guff. " If ever there were an opportunity to monetise something... | |||
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"How hairy is your bumhole that it acts as a muffler? "
I’m still laughing. | |||
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"Dude! I’d only start to be concerned if you’re sphincter started to play “flight of the bumblebee” when you guff. If ever there were an opportunity to monetise something..." I’ll hook up the iTunes contract right away. | |||
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" So…here’s the issue. My farts sound funny. " All farts are funny , not matter if it goes through a luscious mane of hair or through a bald desert | |||
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"So..here’s a post that’s not going to get me laid! I’ve been getting fully waxed for the last year or so. Everything off from bum, anus, sack, crack, pubic area etc. Makes me feel great and love the feeling when playing with others. So…here’s the issue. My farts sound funny. There I said it… Must be due to the lack of hair but it’s quite weird/off putting / loud! Anyone else? Or just me?? There I said it and probably need to delete my profile now
Funny like that sliding trombone noise?"Yes - that’s the one | |||
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"Dude! I’d only start to be concerned if you’re sphincter started to play “flight of the bumblebee” when you guff. If ever there were an opportunity to monetise something..." Off to copyright it just in case… | |||
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"How hairy is your bumhole that it acts as a muffler? " Fuck you Harley Quinn…no really ?? | |||
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" So…here’s the issue. My farts sound funny. All farts are funny , not matter if it goes through a luscious mane of hair or through a bald desert " You are a funny lady. I wasn’t actually very hairy…just not bald like I am now! | |||
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"How hairy is your bumhole that it acts as a muffler?
I’m still laughing. "I'm in bed, Mr KC is asleep and I'm trying sooooooo hard not to snort laugh out loud and wake him up
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" So…here’s the issue. My farts sound funny. All farts are funny , not matter if it goes through a luscious mane of hair or through a bald desert " Thank you for the words of advice your wonderful breast-ness. Ooft - quite spectacular | |||
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"You’re all fucking hilarious! Sounds like a wet fart even when it’s not. Or if a small one pops out it’s like a balloon popping. I’m really starting to regret posting this. PS I have a lovely smooth bum hole and fully bi "*Boring science type* It's because your bumhole is sweaty and all it can do with no hair there, is to sit against your skin and be soggy. You're welcome. I hope you wash your bumhole regularly 
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"You’re all fucking hilarious! Sounds like a wet fart even when it’s not. Or if a small one pops out it’s like a balloon popping. I’m really starting to regret posting this. PS I have a lovely smooth bum hole and fully bi
*Boring science type*
It's because your bumhole is sweaty and all it can do with no hair there, is to sit against your skin and be soggy.
You're welcome.
I hope you wash your bumhole regularly
And dry it thoroughly. "I do indeed! Thanks for the science lesson | |||
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