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"I've seen far too many unpleasant sights today, and that was just catching my reflection in the mirror. My hair is twice the size. I'm too warm to eat, like wtf! The ice in my iced coffee melted far too rapidly. I'm tired and want to sleep and it's like the middle of the frigging day outside. People standing so close to me I can see their sweat... Wake me up in October please. " Days like today are why you have a hot tub and run it at natural temperature | |||
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"I've seen far too many unpleasant sights today, and that was just catching my reflection in the mirror. My hair is twice the size. I'm too warm to eat, like wtf! The ice in my iced coffee melted far too rapidly. I'm tired and want to sleep and it's like the middle of the frigging day outside. People standing so close to me I can see their sweat... Wake me up in October please. " Days like today are why you have a hot tub and run it at natural temperature | |||
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"People standing so close to me I can see their sweat... " Obviously it’s your fault…….you’re a hot human magnet; turn the heat down a bit please! | |||
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"Yay. Returning to the UK tomorrow so this is music to my ears. I was so over jeans, scarves and thick jumpers when I left. May leave the boots out for occasional wear tho " 25 this weekend babyyyyyyyyyyy | |||
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"I've seen far too many unpleasant sights today, and that was just catching my reflection in the mirror. My hair is twice the size. I'm too warm to eat, like wtf! The ice in my iced coffee melted far too rapidly. I'm tired and want to sleep and it's like the middle of the frigging day outside. People standing so close to me I can see their sweat... Wake me up in October please. " Simple solution. Do what I've done today. Not looked in a mirror once, put on one item of clothing and spent the entire day prone on the sofa. Could leave the flat at some point but I doubt it. Solitude, isolation and tunes. Definitely the least 'peopley' day I've had in a while. | |||
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"Get a vodka cocktail down ya Mrs " I don't drink vodka but I'm willing to try it. | |||
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"O think you are the first person I e heard this year to say ‘it’s too hot!’ Well done. Haha. I’d like to say - I like it hot, keep it coming! " Expect at least one a week woody. | |||
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"I'd normally agree with you but we had such a a shit Summer last year that I actually found Winter quite depressing whereas I usually always look forward to it. Maybe I need the Summer and disgusting stickiness to appreciate the crisp and cool air with thick jumpers that Winter brings " I appreciate the cold air without having to suffer summer. I want my thick jumpers! | |||
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"Yay. Returning to the UK tomorrow so this is music to my ears. I was so over jeans, scarves and thick jumpers when I left. May leave the boots out for occasional wear tho 25 this weekend babyyyyyyyyyyy" Hot This Year Dirtsman That started playing in my head when I read this | |||
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"I'd normally agree with you but we had such a a shit Summer last year that I actually found Winter quite depressing whereas I usually always look forward to it. Maybe I need the Summer and disgusting stickiness to appreciate the crisp and cool air with thick jumpers that Winter brings I appreciate the cold air without having to suffer summer. I want my thick jumpers! " Oh I love the cold air, the greyness of January and February just hit extra hard this year | |||
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"Someone squeezed past me today in the shop and his moist tshirt touched my arm " Out of everything that I've ever read on here, that has to be by far the most gag-inducing | |||
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"Someone squeezed past me today in the shop and his moist tshirt touched my arm " Ewww ewww ewwwwwwww | |||
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"Someone squeezed past me today in the shop and his moist tshirt touched my arm Out of everything that I've ever read on here, that has to be by far the most gag-inducing " How do you think I felt | |||
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"Someone squeezed past me today in the shop and his moist tshirt touched my arm Out of everything that I've ever read on here, that has to be by far the most gag-inducing How do you think I felt " Sorry you had you burn your arm off | |||
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"Someone squeezed past me today in the shop and his moist tshirt touched my arm " | |||
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"Someone squeezed past me today in the shop and his moist tshirt touched my arm Out of everything that I've ever read on here, that has to be by far the most gag-inducing " It is pretty grim, tbf | |||
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"Someone squeezed past me today in the shop and his moist tshirt touched my arm Out of everything that I've ever read on here, that has to be by far the most gag-inducing It is pretty grim, tbf " It didn't help that she used THAT word | |||
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"Someone squeezed past me today in the shop and his moist tshirt touched my arm Out of everything that I've ever read on here, that has to be by far the most gag-inducing It is pretty grim, tbf It didn't help that she used THAT word " Moist? I love it! I don’t love sweaty, moist tshirts. | |||
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"Yay. Returning to the UK tomorrow so this is music to my ears. I was so over jeans, scarves and thick jumpers when I left. May leave the boots out for occasional wear tho 25 this weekend babyyyyyyyyyyy" Woop woop. Imma be getting my tan out! | |||
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"Someone squeezed past me today in the shop and his moist tshirt touched my arm Out of everything that I've ever read on here, that has to be by far the most gag-inducing It is pretty grim, tbf It didn't help that she used THAT word Moist? I love it! I don’t love sweaty, moist tshirts. " Context is everything I suppose | |||
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"Yay. Returning to the UK tomorrow so this is music to my ears. I was so over jeans, scarves and thick jumpers when I left. May leave the boots out for occasional wear tho 25 this weekend babyyyyyyyyyyy Woop woop. Imma be getting my tan out! " While getting those tan lines more pronounced? | |||
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"Yay. Returning to the UK tomorrow so this is music to my ears. I was so over jeans, scarves and thick jumpers when I left. May leave the boots out for occasional wear tho 25 this weekend babyyyyyyyyyyy Woop woop. Imma be getting my tan out! While getting those tan lines more pronounced? " Oh tan lines! Another thing to add to the list. | |||
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"Yay. Returning to the UK tomorrow so this is music to my ears. I was so over jeans, scarves and thick jumpers when I left. May leave the boots out for occasional wear tho 25 this weekend babyyyyyyyyyyy Woop woop. Imma be getting my tan out! While getting those tan lines more pronounced? Oh tan lines! Another thing to add to the list. " Tan lines are hot | |||
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"Yay. Returning to the UK tomorrow so this is music to my ears. I was so over jeans, scarves and thick jumpers when I left. May leave the boots out for occasional wear tho 25 this weekend babyyyyyyyyyyy Woop woop. Imma be getting my tan out! While getting those tan lines more pronounced? Oh tan lines! Another thing to add to the list. Tan lines are hot " No | |||
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"Someone squeezed past me today in the shop and his moist tshirt touched my arm Out of everything that I've ever read on here, that has to be by far the most gag-inducing How do you think I felt " My skin crawled at the thought of that | |||
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"Yay. Returning to the UK tomorrow so this is music to my ears. I was so over jeans, scarves and thick jumpers when I left. May leave the boots out for occasional wear tho 25 this weekend babyyyyyyyyyyy Woop woop. Imma be getting my tan out! While getting those tan lines more pronounced? Oh tan lines! Another thing to add to the list. Tan lines are hot No" Rare W | |||
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"Wake me up in October please." I know a song about that. | |||
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"Someone squeezed past me today in the shop and his moist tshirt touched my arm " Be glad he didn't take off his socks and chuck em in your face. It's all relative. | |||
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"I’d say today was pleasant, not sure how many more weeks before actual sort of hot " Yeah, but we live north of the wall. I wore a light jacket today. That’s progress. | |||
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"I’d say today was pleasant, not sure how many more weeks before actual sort of hot Yeah, but we live north of the wall. I wore a light jacket today. That’s progress." Difficult to know with wind if it’s actually okay or not | |||
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"Difficult to know with wind if it’s actually okay or not " *parp* | |||
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"Difficult to know with wind if it’s actually okay or not *parp*" | |||
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"I’d say today was pleasant, not sure how many more weeks before actual sort of hot Yeah, but we live north of the wall. I wore a light jacket today. That’s progress." I wore a swimsuit I am a delightful shade of lobster. Its most becoming MrsAbz | |||
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"I've seen far too many unpleasant sights today, and that was just catching my reflection in the mirror. My hair is twice the size. I'm too warm to eat, like wtf! The ice in my iced coffee melted far too rapidly. I'm tired and want to sleep and it's like the middle of the frigging day outside. People standing so close to me I can see their sweat... Wake me up in October please. " Cool story. | |||
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"I've seen far too many unpleasant sights today, and that was just catching my reflection in the mirror. My hair is twice the size. I'm too warm to eat, like wtf! The ice in my iced coffee melted far too rapidly. I'm tired and want to sleep and it's like the middle of the frigging day outside. People standing so close to me I can see their sweat... Wake me up in October please. " Aww sorry to hear about how today been for OP in the heat. Sounds it was pretty gruelling for you. I can’t stand be surrounded by people when it’s hot and stuffy either, it’s not pleasant. The heat makes feeling tired even worse to be fair so I can imagine it wasn’t great for you. Somebody needs to invent the Jacuzzi suit that Milhouses mom gets when he becomes a movie star in one of the Simpsons episodes so everyone can stall cool at work etc x | |||
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"I've seen far too many unpleasant sights today, and that was just catching my reflection in the mirror. My hair is twice the size. I'm too warm to eat, like wtf! The ice in my iced coffee melted far too rapidly. I'm tired and want to sleep and it's like the middle of the frigging day outside. People standing so close to me I can see their sweat... Wake me up in October please. Aww sorry to hear about how today been for OP in the heat. Sounds it was pretty gruelling for you. I can’t stand be surrounded by people when it’s hot and stuffy either, it’s not pleasant. The heat makes feeling tired even worse to be fair so I can imagine it wasn’t great for you. Somebody needs to invent the Jacuzzi suit that Milhouses mom gets when he becomes a movie star in one of the Simpsons episodes so everyone can stall cool at work etc x" Are you going to break it to her that it really wasn't that hot today, or shall I? | |||
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"I've seen far too many unpleasant sights today, and that was just catching my reflection in the mirror. My hair is twice the size. I'm too warm to eat, like wtf! The ice in my iced coffee melted far too rapidly. I'm tired and want to sleep and it's like the middle of the frigging day outside. People standing so close to me I can see their sweat... Wake me up in October please. Cool story. " Cool runnings? | |||
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"I wore a swimsuit I am a delightful shade of lobster." Pink beaver! | |||
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