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"A gallon of orange juice please. Tomahawk steaks from the grill. Slipknot - any track, just play it LOUD ok? " Yes yes and are you happy with headphones for your slipknot ? Oh ffs go on then, one track super loud to please my customer  | |||
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"Can I take two pornstar martinis please & thank you Mrs " Absolutely, table by the river or on the viewing deck ? | |||
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"Can I sit on John Wick? Apple and mango j2o please "Absolutely he’s down by the river fishing | |||
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"Can I sit on John Wick? Apple and mango j2o please "Hop on  | |||
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"I'd like a seat in the corner. I'll have a fillet steak with peppercorn sauce & a pint of larger. I'm a classy bird. Ta Mrs " ,, nobody puts baby in the corner | |||
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"just a pint of san miguel please "Served and a free one because of the delay | |||
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"I'd like a seat in the shady part a basket of chips lots of salt some Mayo & a shandy lemonade please "All on the house because of the delay | |||
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"I'd like a seat in the shady part a basket of chips lots of salt some Mayo & a shandy lemonade please
All on the house because of the delay "fantastic | |||
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"I'd like a seat in the shady part a basket of chips lots of salt some Mayo & a shandy lemonade please
All on the house because of the delay fantastic "Least I could do | |||
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"Pint of your finest cyanide please barman " That’s one of my deadly cocktails | |||
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"Pint of your finest cyanide please barman That’s one of my deadly cocktails " Good .. make it a double | |||
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"Pint of your finest cyanide please barman That’s one of my deadly cocktails Good .. make it a double " Bogof | |||
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"Pint of your finest cyanide please barman That’s one of my deadly cocktails Good .. make it a double " I’ll take a seat next to this lovely young lady and see if she bites x | |||
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"Pint of your finest cyanide please barman That’s one of my deadly cocktails Good .. make it a double I’ll take a seat next to this lovely young lady and see if she bites x" She’ll be flat out after 2 pints of my cocktails | |||
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"Pint of your finest cyanide please barman That’s one of my deadly cocktails Good .. make it a double I’ll take a seat next to this lovely young lady and see if she bites x"  | |||
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"Pint of your finest cyanide please barman That’s one of my deadly cocktails Good .. make it a double I’ll take a seat next to this lovely young lady and see if she bites x She’ll be flat out after 2 pints of my cocktails " Flat out dead with any luck .... | |||
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"Pint of your finest cyanide please barman That’s one of my deadly cocktails Good .. make it a double I’ll take a seat next to this lovely young lady and see if she bites x She’ll be flat out after 2 pints of my cocktails Flat out dead with any luck ...." Nahhh don’t say that, no one wants that | |||
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"Hi Sam I’ll take a seat in the shade and a pint of Estrella please with a bit of nostalgia from Zager and Evans - In the Year 2525 "Hi Lisa One on the viewing playform that’s perfect for you, estrella on the way with tapas nibbles Choon on In the year 6565 Ain't gonna need no husband, won't need no wife You'll pick your son, pick your daughter, too From the bottom of a long glass tube Woah-oh | |||
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"Pint of your finest cyanide please barman That’s one of my deadly cocktails Good .. make it a double I’ll take a seat next to this lovely young lady and see if she bites x She’ll be flat out after 2 pints of my cocktails Flat out dead with any luck ...." Please no necrophilia is not my bag And it’s bad for pub business | |||
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"Pint of your finest cyanide please barman That’s one of my deadly cocktails Good .. make it a double I’ll take a seat next to this lovely young lady and see if she bites x She’ll be flat out after 2 pints of my cocktails Flat out dead with any luck .... Please no necrophilia is not my bag And it’s bad for pub business " Brings a whole new meaning to corpsing | |||
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"Pint of your finest cyanide please barman That’s one of my deadly cocktails Good .. make it a double I’ll take a seat next to this lovely young lady and see if she bites x She’ll be flat out after 2 pints of my cocktails Flat out dead with any luck .... Please no necrophilia is not my bag And it’s bad for pub business Brings a whole new meaning to corpsing" Definitely much rather have you alive for what I have in mind xx | |||
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"Pint of your finest cyanide please barman That’s one of my deadly cocktails Good .. make it a double I’ll take a seat next to this lovely young lady and see if she bites x She’ll be flat out after 2 pints of my cocktails Flat out dead with any luck .... Please no necrophilia is not my bag And it’s bad for pub business Brings a whole new meaning to corpsing Definitely much rather have you alive for what I have in mind xx" | |||
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"I’ll have a glass of Albariño please I’ll take a seat somewhere hot please. With a book. Some garlic & chili prawns. Hmm. I fancy listening to some nostalgia- Echo Beach I think." I’ll put you on the man made pubs echo beach in the full sun, I’m a prawn guru so get ready to have your taste buds tingling
From nine to five, I have to spend my time at work
My job is very boring, I'm an office clerk
The only thing that helps me pass the time away
Is knowing I'll be back at Echo Beach someday | |||
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"May just park my derriere in the shade, sunglasses on so I can people watch incognito. May I have a cold lager shandy with a straw and a chicken bbq pizza please? "Perfect couch on the deck in the shade with full view to people watch Drink on its way, pizza to follow shortly | |||
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"May just park my derriere in the shade, sunglasses on so I can people watch incognito. May I have a cold lager shandy with a straw and a chicken bbq pizza please?
Perfect couch on the deck in the shade with full view to people watch
Drink on its way, pizza to follow shortly "Thank you! I'll leave a tip and rate you on trip advisor  | |||
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"Hi Sam I’ll take a seat in the shade and a pint of Estrella please with a bit of nostalgia from Zager and Evans - In the Year 2525
Hi Lisa
One on the viewing playform that’s perfect for you, estrella on the way with tapas nibbles
Choon on
In the year 6565
Ain't gonna need no husband, won't need no wife
You'll pick your son, pick your daughter, too
From the bottom of a long glass tube
Woah-oh
"Thanks Sam…much appreciated | |||
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"May just park my derriere in the shade, sunglasses on so I can people watch incognito. May I have a cold lager shandy with a straw and a chicken bbq pizza please?
Perfect couch on the deck in the shade with full view to people watch
Drink on its way, pizza to follow shortly
Thank you! I'll leave a tip and rate you on trip advisor "Don’t put Come to quick on trip advisor they might not think it’s the food and drink service | |||
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"Hi Sam I’ll take a seat in the shade and a pint of Estrella please with a bit of nostalgia from Zager and Evans - In the Year 2525
Hi Lisa
One on the viewing playform that’s perfect for you, estrella on the way with tapas nibbles
Choon on
In the year 6565
Ain't gonna need no husband, won't need no wife
You'll pick your son, pick your daughter, too
From the bottom of a long glass tube
Woah-oh
Thanks Sam…much appreciated "Absolutely my pleasure as always I aim to please | |||
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"A pitcher of Guinness, sirloin steak (medium rare), Diane sauce, followed by Eton mess. Anywhere to sit as I'm not fussy. " *checks out the Eton Mess approaching at 3'0clock from 10 paces from under the sun glasses* *moves closer with spoon | |||
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