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"Remove your profile pic Only have blurry pictures of your dick, preferably over the toilet Change your bio to say "Fun" Only send one word messages" The last two I can do  | |||
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"These pictures are possible as soon as TONIGHT" Do it do it! | |||
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"These pictures are possible as soon as TONIGHT Do it do it! "Is that your advice | |||
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"Remove your profile pic Only have blurry pictures of your dick, preferably over the toilet Change your bio to say "Fun" Only send one word messages" No profile pic works. I'm now seeing someone I met on here whilst having a hidden profile and silhouette profile pic. | |||
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"These pictures are possible as soon as TONIGHT Do it do it! Is that your advice "Yep. I will fab them | |||
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"I would like to increase my chances of doing the sex with women on fab. Please give me your brutally honest opinions on what I need to improve on to be able to hang with the hot boys. TIA x " Your avatar looks like it was taken at your wedding! | |||
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"Send messages to every woman in 20 mile radius Asking if she's free now? Fancies a fuck? And likes doing anal. " Well I’ve already sent a message to everyone I fancy in a 20 mile radius so I’ll move onto the ones I don’t? X | |||
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"Wait an hour and they'll come to you hot stuff " I’ve waited A LOT of hours | |||
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"With the number of verifications you have Op, it should be me asking you for advice "Loooool they’re all from socials | |||
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"Send a girl a message 'taxi now to mine?' " Ooofttt | |||
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"Send a girl a message 'taxi now to mine?' Ooofttt "Worked for me | |||
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"Send them this missive .. FAF " Missive Love that word So underused | |||
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"Send a girl a message 'taxi now to mine?' Ooofttt
Worked for me "I’m going to use that one on someone… | |||
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"Send a girl a message 'taxi now to mine?' Ooofttt
Worked for me "I’d get ‘yes for just a social visit’ | |||
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"Send them this missive .. FAF Missive Love that word So underused " It came to me in a bout of inspiration lol | |||
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"Send them this missive .. FAF Missive Love that word So underused It came to me in a bout of inspiration lol" Well keep being inspired Who knows what you will come out with next | |||
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"I would like to increase my chances of doing the sex with women on fab. Please give me your brutally honest opinions on what I need to improve on to be able to hang with the hot boys. TIA x " You are the hot boys, Steve  | |||
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"Send a girl a message 'taxi now to mine?' " I dunno about that one | |||
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"Send a girl a message 'taxi now to mine?' Ooofttt
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I’d get ‘yes for just a social visit’ " real | |||
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"I would like to increase my chances of doing the sex with women on fab. Please give me your brutally honest opinions on what I need to improve on to be able to hang with the hot boys. TIA x You are the hot boys, Steve "Are you sweet talking me | |||
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"Send messages to every woman in 20 mile radius Asking if she's free now? Fancies a fuck? And likes doing anal. Well I’ve already sent a message to everyone I fancy in a 20 mile radius so I’ll move onto the ones I don’t? X" Yes don't be picky ... even message the ones with kitchen utensils and vegetables in their gapping foofs | |||
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"I think, Pickle, you could "sell" a different version of yourself and be swimming in klunge. But I don't think it would be the version of you you like the most, and the klunge you'll be drowning in would probably be the sort you don't like that much also. But you could do it fairly easily, if you can live with the cost. And sometimes, we can - because priorities are malleable. " I can live with it.  | |||
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"Send messages to every woman in 20 mile radius Asking if she's free now? Fancies a fuck? And likes doing anal. Well I’ve already sent a message to everyone I fancy in a 20 mile radius so I’ll move onto the ones I don’t? X Yes don't be picky ... even message the ones with kitchen utensils and vegetables in their gapping foofs " 
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"Get your dick out Get your dick out Get your dick out for the gaaaals Geeet Your Dick Out For The Girls" I’m really scared to post dick pics but it seems to be the best way to have success on here | |||
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"Get your dick out Get your dick out Get your dick out for the gaaaals Geeet Your Dick Out For The Girls I’m really scared to post dick pics but it seems to be the best way to have success on here" Use a stunt Dick double. | |||
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"I think, Pickle, you could "sell" a different version of yourself and be swimming in klunge. But I don't think it would be the version of you you like the most, and the klunge you'll be drowning in would probably be the sort you don't like that much also. But you could do it fairly easily, if you can live with the cost. And sometimes, we can - because priorities are malleable. I can live with it. "Then go sell "SteveBreedingBull" xx | |||
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"Send messages to every woman in 20 mile radius Asking if she's free now? Fancies a fuck? And likes doing anal. " Do you mind if my cricket team joins in, we all need a good unloading. and is it ok if the guys down the pub also join in.  | |||
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"Send messages to every woman in 20 mile radius Asking if she's free now? Fancies a fuck? And likes doing anal. Do you mind if my cricket team joins in, we all need a good unloading. and is it ok if the guys down the pub also join in. "OMG what lady could resist that offer. | |||
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"Location "What shall I do about it? Change it? To where? | |||
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"Send messages to every woman in 20 mile radius Asking if she's free now? Fancies a fuck? And likes doing anal. Do you mind if my cricket team joins in, we all need a good unloading. and is it ok if the guys down the pub also join in.
OMG what lady could resist that offer. "As you're being such a sport I reckon I'll spoil you by getting all the guys to each send you a dic pic from 37 different angles. I hope you're not fussy about smelly men after a sweaty match  | |||
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"I think, Pickle, you could "sell" a different version of yourself and be swimming in klunge. But I don't think it would be the version of you you like the most, and the klunge you'll be drowning in would probably be the sort you don't like that much also. But you could do it fairly easily, if you can live with the cost. And sometimes, we can - because priorities are malleable. " What's the secret SirKlungeAlot? I'm happy to sell myself out | |||
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"Add 10 years to your Fab age and call yourself Longschlong Silver." If I was 10 years older I’d be more attractive. Ah well | |||
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"A good opening message along the lines of “can I come and tongue punch you in your fart box” should work wonders. In no time you will have their tuna tunnels desperately waiting for your special sauce delivery from your love cannon. "Noted | |||
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"Publicise your bocat service "I would NEVER go down on a woman | |||
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"Write a letter to the agony aunt column and you'll get loads of ideas from the reader's comments underneath "Are you the agony aunt | |||
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"Write a letter to the agony aunt column and you'll get loads of ideas from the reader's comments underneath
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"Love that vase, wow. Not much text is there? I see you've broken it up with a line, very cute. If you write something in there about yourself or your experiences or something, anything really so then I don't have to trawl through all those verifications just to find out something about you. Are you sending messages of introduction, tell me what you said in the last introductory message you sent to a woman on fab? Edit: Or just give us the gist because I've just remembered the rules." The vase is gorgeous isn’t it? I bought it for my fiancé but can’t remember where from | |||
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"These pictures are possible as soon as TONIGHT Do it do it! Is that your advice
Yep. I will fap over them "Filth. | |||
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"I would like to increase my chances of doing the sex with women on fab. You are the hot boys, Steve
Are you sweet talking me "Always
Meanwhile, I can confirm that changing your name to include your bodyshape* and NickyNoodles BumPussy invention does increase the amount of views, fabs, winks, messages, friend invites etc., exponentially.
So like, try that yeah? Curvy*BumPussyPickle?
*Other shapes are available.
I feel like the market research can finish now Nick. Please? | |||
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"Try posting on the forums or going to group socials. You will soon be knee deep." I don't think he's ever been to a social  | |||
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"Try posting on the forums or going to group socials. You will soon be knee deep. I don't think he's ever been to a social " | |||
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"Try posting on the forums or going to group socials. You will soon be knee deep." Sounds a bit beggy | |||
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"Add 10 years to your Fab age and call yourself Longschlong Silver. If I was 10 years older I’d be more attractive. Ah well" People think age equals maturity, and they won't meet anyone the same age as their children. | |||
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"I would like to increase my chances of doing the sex with women on fab. You are the hot boys, Steve
Are you sweet talking me
Always
Meanwhile, I can confirm that changing your name to include your bodyshape* and NickyNoodles BumPussy invention does increase the amount of views, fabs, winks, messages, friend invites etc., exponentially.
So like, try that yeah? Curvy*BumPussyPickle?
*Other shapes are available.
I feel like the market research can finish now Nick. Please? " .
And no Scooby.
It can't xxxx | |||
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"I would like to increase my chances of doing the sex with women on fab. You are the hot boys, Steve
Are you sweet talking me
Always
Meanwhile, I can confirm that changing your name to include your bodyshape* and NickyNoodles BumPussy invention does increase the amount of views, fabs, winks, messages, friend invites etc., exponentially.
So like, try that yeah? Curvy*BumPussyPickle?
*Other shapes are available.
I feel like the market research can finish now Nick. Please?
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And no Scooby.
It can't xxxx"FFS I’m not sure the university of Sydney can cope with the increased dick fall coming thru my profile. | |||
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"I would like to increase my chances of doing the sex with women on fab. You are the hot boys, Steve
Are you sweet talking me
Always
Meanwhile, I can confirm that changing your name to include your bodyshape* and NickyNoodles BumPussy invention does increase the amount of views, fabs, winks, messages, friend invites etc., exponentially.
So like, try that yeah? Curvy*BumPussyPickle?
*Other shapes are available.
I feel like the market research can finish now Nick. Please?
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And no Scooby.
It can't xxxx
FFS I’m not sure the university of Sydney can cope with the increased dick fall coming thru my profile. "Loving the profile name | |||
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"I would like to increase my chances of doing the sex with women on fab. You are the hot boys, Steve
Are you sweet talking me
Always
Meanwhile, I can confirm that changing your name to include your bodyshape* and NickyNoodles BumPussy invention does increase the amount of views, fabs, winks, messages, friend invites etc., exponentially.
So like, try that yeah? Curvy*BumPussyPickle?
*Other shapes are available.
I feel like the market research can finish now Nick. Please?
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And no Scooby.
It can't xxxx
FFS I’m not sure the university of Sydney can cope with the increased dick fall coming thru my profile. "
Also, if you hyphenate dick fall to dick-fall GlowUp'll probably become your very own private stalker xxxx | |||
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"I would like to increase my chances of doing the sex with women on fab. You are the hot boys, Steve
Are you sweet talking me
Always
Meanwhile, I can confirm that changing your name to include your bodyshape* and NickyNoodles BumPussy invention does increase the amount of views, fabs, winks, messages, friend invites etc., exponentially.
So like, try that yeah? Curvy*BumPussyPickle?
*Other shapes are available.
I feel like the market research can finish now Nick. Please?
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And no Scooby.
It can't xxxx
FFS I’m not sure the university of Sydney can cope with the increased dick fall coming thru my profile.
Loving the profile name"So are all the single males within 30 miles of the mystery machine. | |||
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"I would like to increase my chances of doing the sex with women on fab. You are the hot boys, Steve
Are you sweet talking me
Always
Meanwhile, I can confirm that changing your name to include your bodyshape* and NickyNoodles BumPussy invention does increase the amount of views, fabs, winks, messages, friend invites etc., exponentially.
So like, try that yeah? Curvy*BumPussyPickle?
*Other shapes are available.
I feel like the market research can finish now Nick. Please?
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And no Scooby.
It can't xxxx
FFS I’m not sure the university of Sydney can cope with the increased dick fall coming thru my profile.
Loving the profile name
So are all the single males within 30 miles of the mystery machine. "Only 30 miles? | |||
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"I think, Pickle, you could "sell" a different version of yourself and be swimming in klunge. But I don't think it would be the version of you you like the most, and the klunge you'll be drowning in would probably be the sort you don't like that much also. But you could do it fairly easily, if you can live with the cost. And sometimes, we can - because priorities are malleable. What's the secret SirKlungeAlot? I'm happy to sell myself out" Just seen this Willy .
Well...there are "Lounge" people..couple of hundred maybe?
A mere drop in the klungeosphere.
And there are "the sex people". Those who post pics of splooge dripping from their nostrils etc, those who fuck and never appear on Lounge.
It's easy to fall into thinking that Lounge people = the sex people, but the numbers suggest otherwise.
Sell Willy's willy to the sex people. They may not be as much fun mentally/emotionally as Lounge people (though no doubt some are even more so...'coz stats and probabilities)...but they are on a sex site with holes seeking to be filled, for those that seek holes for a'fillin' . | |||
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"I would like to increase my chances of doing the sex with women on fab. You are the hot boys, Steve
Are you sweet talking me
Always
Meanwhile, I can confirm that changing your name to include your bodyshape* and NickyNoodles BumPussy invention does increase the amount of views, fabs, winks, messages, friend invites etc., exponentially.
So like, try that yeah? Curvy*BumPussyPickle?
*Other shapes are available.
I feel like the market research can finish now Nick. Please?
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And no Scooby.
It can't xxxx
FFS I’m not sure the university of Sydney can cope with the increased dick fall coming thru my profile.
Loving the profile name
So are all the single males within 30 miles of the mystery machine.
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"Add 10 years to your Fab age and call yourself Longschlong Silver. If I was 10 years older I’d be more attractive. Ah well People think age equals maturity, and they won't meet anyone the same age as their children. " Well they’re right! You’ve met me! I’m not mature | |||
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