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When standing at a urinal do you flop just the old boy out or else do you take the opportunity to dangle your balls out and air them at the same time?
….Also, do I win crass thread of the day now?
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"Don't mind me OP, I'm here for the clit twitchingly great conversation of cocks being flopped out. " Can you hear the flop Meli? I mean - really hear it...men's urinals have a proper good echo and acoustics going on. The ceramics also generate an area of coolness...the bollies benefit from that. You can hear us going "ahhhhh" in our minds... The air and materials create an acoustic heaven.. Just a shame they stink so bad...and they really do 90% of the time. | |||
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"Rather than flopping it out it is much more fun to stand there discreetly stroking a good stiffy." At the urinals? The same place where kids go to pee???  | |||
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"I did my first ever pee standing up today! Had a swimsuit on and didn't fancy taking it all off, felt weird lol x" Why don't you just pull it to one side? | |||
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"I am always highly disturbed by the poor etiquette displayed by some chaps who opt to lean a hand against the wall as they urinate. Highly uncouth behaviour it is. Utterly deplorable and vulgar in fact…" But it helps you balance properly for the spitting into the urinal OP...  | |||
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"I am always highly disturbed by the poor etiquette displayed by some chaps who opt to lean a hand against the wall as they urinate. Highly uncouth behaviour it is. Utterly deplorable and vulgar in fact… But it helps you balance properly for the spitting into the urinal OP... " Oh yes indeed; loogie summoning (complete with that delightful deep and guttural throat sound) is absolutely customary when visiting a public convenience   | |||
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"Great thread. I was standing at a pub urinal recently and a guy came in, dropped his trousers and pants all the way down to his ankles, arse out the works. Both hands behind his head and let nature take its coarse. I was momentarily in awe, legend ! " Hooooooly shit  | |||
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"I am always highly disturbed by the poor etiquette displayed by some chaps who opt to lean a hand against the wall as they urinate. Highly uncouth behaviour it is. Utterly deplorable and vulgar in fact… But it helps you balance properly for the spitting into the urinal OP...
Oh yes indeed; loogie summoning (complete with that delightful deep and guttural throat sound) is absolutely customary when visiting a public convenience "Deffo - and if it goes really well, you can have a bit of a chew before you spit .
Still with us ladies??
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"I am always highly disturbed by the poor etiquette displayed by some chaps who opt to lean a hand against the wall as they urinate. Highly uncouth behaviour it is. Utterly deplorable and vulgar in fact… But it helps you balance properly for the spitting into the urinal OP...
Oh yes indeed; loogie summoning (complete with that delightful deep and guttural throat sound) is absolutely customary when visiting a public convenience
Deffo - and if it goes really well, you can have a bit of a chew before you spit .
Still with us ladies??
"Oh yes toilet etiquette is hilarious. This is why we have the ladies and mens. Although have been known to use the mens on a night out. No queue and no drama queen's x | |||
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"I am always highly disturbed by the poor etiquette displayed by some chaps who opt to lean a hand against the wall as they urinate. Highly uncouth behaviour it is. Utterly deplorable and vulgar in fact… But it helps you balance properly for the spitting into the urinal OP...
Oh yes indeed; loogie summoning (complete with that delightful deep and guttural throat sound) is absolutely customary when visiting a public convenience
Deffo - and if it goes really well, you can have a bit of a chew before you spit .
Still with us ladies??
Oh yes toilet etiquette is hilarious. This is why we have the ladies and mens. Although have been known to use the mens on a night out. No queue and no drama queen's x"I have heard tales of ladies public toilet etiquette…
Apparently a trip to the ladies’ is a more social affair so I’ve heard though, whereas for us chaps, it is a time to adhere to strict silence and staring straight ahead at all times at the urinal (no peeking!)
Also, there is the three ‘shake rule’; any more than that and one is frowned upon for ‘enjoying’ oneself
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"I did my first ever pee standing up today! Had a swimsuit on and didn't fancy taking it all off, felt weird lol x Why don't you just pull it to one side? " I did but with a belly, short arms felt the risk of pee going everywhere a bit risky! | |||
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"The other question is , when you flop it out, and there is that delay , how long before you get the fear it’s not going to flow " The dreaded urinary shyness; you start to try and force it but it just doesn’t cooperate  | |||
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"Good to know and do you have a cheeky peak at your neighbours and compare sizes x" No & no eye contact, avoid the very next space unless no choice, eyes forward or down, foreskin pulled back a bit if uncut or it gets messy. Get it done, give it a good shake, put it away & zip up. | |||
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 what a thread. I pop cock and balls out seems to make me flow better plus if you got it flaunt it | |||
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"I did my first ever pee standing up today! Had a swimsuit on and didn't fancy taking it all off, felt weird lol x" Did the pool water turn blue? | |||
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"Balls in cock out" Don't get that the wrong way round. | |||
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"Ey up me fine cockers
When standing at a urinal do you flop just the old boy out or else do you take the opportunity to dangle your balls out and air them at the same time?
….Also, do I win crass thread of the day now?
"I've never really thought about it before, but I would say just my cock lol? Don't know about crass thread, but definitely a thinker.... | |||
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"I have found that testicles often report feeling somewhat isolated from their brethren, so I tend to get them out for them to converse with the testicles of my fellow urinators. Only for a minute or so though. Any more than that would feel a bit weird." Careful you're not branded 'Urinal straight'...... | |||
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"I have found that testicles often report feeling somewhat isolated from their brethren, so I tend to get them out for them to converse with the testicles of my fellow urinators. Only for a minute or so though. Any more than that would feel a bit weird. Careful you're not branded 'Urinal straight'...... " | |||
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"Don't mind me OP, I'm here for the clit twitchingly great conversation of cocks being flopped out. " Same! | |||
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"Erm, wait… one is supposed to *face* the urinals and stand? Well this is embarrassing." Find it safest to face the wall. | |||
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