FabSwingers.com forum: Who invented blow job's?

By *r X46 OP Man
35 weeks ago

Liverpool

I always wonder who was the first person to invent the blow job.

Was it some 16th century French dandy or some British industrialist like Brunnel?

The topic never seems to come up in quiz shows

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
35 weeks ago

The Town by The Cross

Same one as invented buggery I think ....

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *TG3Man
35 weeks ago

Dorchester

"I always wonder who was the first person to invent the blow job.

Was it some 16th century French dandy or some British industrialist like Brunnel?

The topic never seems to come up in quiz shows

"
Adam he didn't know what he was doing he blew at first hence the expression ' blow job'

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *idlandiaMan
35 weeks ago

Birmingham

Well our species is roughly 250,000 years old, so if we go by the kind of misleading 'start' of humans I'd say the first bj was invented roughly 249,999 years ago

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ags73Man
35 weeks ago

glasgow-ish

"Well our species is roughly 250,000 years old, so if we go by the kind of misleading 'start' of humans I'd say the first bj was invented roughly 249,999 years ago"

When the aliens showed them.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ovecuckoldfunMan
35 weeks ago

SHEFFIELD

caniebles invented blow jobs was good for about 10seconds

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ortyairCouple
35 weeks ago

Wallasey

A cock sucker? Mrs x

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *lder budweiserMan
35 weeks ago

Stirlingshire

Joe Blobb

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
35 weeks ago

One thing is for certain it was a man.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *TG3Man
35 weeks ago

Dorchester

"One thing is for certain it was a man. "
i said that

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ackdaw52Man
35 weeks ago

Chesterfield

The ancient Egyptians believed it was possible to conceive through their mouths.

So whoever started that rumour!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *TG3Man
35 weeks ago

Dorchester

"The ancient Egyptians believed it was possible to conceive through their mouths.

So whoever started that rumour!"
nefertitty

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *avinaTVTV/TS
35 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania

"Moi!"

... oh, wait, that's a different joke. Nm.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *r X46 OP Man
35 weeks ago

Liverpool

I assume it was a bloke who initially tried sticking his knob in various items (tomatoes, wasp nests, trees etc) before he came up with the game changing idea of someone's mouth

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ts the taking part thatMan
35 weeks ago

southampton

"One thing is for certain it was a man. "

Or a Lady pre contraception days.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ittlebirdWoman
35 weeks ago

The Big Smoke

I don’t know who invented them but I would love to shake their hand

Or suck their cock… whatever works

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *inky_couple2020Couple
35 weeks ago

North West

"Same one as invented buggery I think .... "

The Greeks?

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *rispyDuckMan
35 weeks ago

Chinese Takeaway near you

Was probably a paramedic by accident trying to find most effective way to perform CPR

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
35 weeks ago

"One thing is for certain it was a man.

Or a Lady pre contraception days. "

It was a man for when a woman was out of action for a week.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *annyDanielleMan
35 weeks ago

Street, Somerset

The term blow job comes from the Victorians. Prudish gents would ask for a 'below job'.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ickD38Man
35 weeks ago

Preston

Oral sex has been observed in chimpanzees, so my guess is that the blowjob is older than homo sapiens

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ansoffateMan
35 weeks ago

Sagittarius A

Eve

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *inky_couple2020Couple
35 weeks ago

North West

"The term blow job comes from the Victorians. Prudish gents would ask for a 'below job'.

Ohhhhhh. So "blow" job is actually RP for "below"? Makes sense

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *weet and SpiceCouple
35 weeks ago

Around the Midlands

"The term blow job comes from the Victorians. Prudish gents would ask for a 'below job'.

I heard this as well, which makes sense because technically there is no actual blowing involved

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *evils PuddingCouple
35 weeks ago

the pub or in the nude in Paisley

It was some woman in the 70s that found her clitoris was in the back of her throat and made a documentary about it

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *idlandiaMan
35 weeks ago

Birmingham

"Oral sex has been observed in chimpanzees, so my guess is that the blowjob is older than homo sapiens "

I'd considered adding that part to my answer too lol

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ilverfox for youMan
35 weeks ago

Hull

Definitely not my wife !!!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ackformore100Man
35 weeks ago

Tin town

"I always wonder who was the first person to invent the blow job.

Was it some 16th century French dandy or some British industrialist like Brunnel?

The topic never seems to come up in quiz shows

James Dyson... After all that's apparently how all the best suck like

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
35 weeks ago

In the 17th century, “blow” meant to bring someone to orgasm.

“Blowsy” was used to refer to women prone to debauchery and prostitution.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *apperMystiqueMan
35 weeks ago

Glasgow East

My question is who fingered out you get milk from a cow and what were they trying to do?? lol

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
35 weeks ago

"Oral sex has been observed in chimpanzees, so my guess is that the blowjob is older than homo sapiens

I'd considered adding that part to my answer too lol"

Aren’t they capable of sucking their own as well???? Lucky bastards

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
35 weeks ago

Dyson

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *issBellaWoman
35 weeks ago

Wales

Whoever it was, I am grateful

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ohn.Wick.Man
35 weeks ago

The Continental

They’re a fuckin Legend! Whoever they are.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *lynJMan
35 weeks ago

Morden

"They’re a fuckin Legend! Whoever they are. "

Not a sucking legend?

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *inky_couple2020Couple
35 weeks ago

North West

"In the 17th century, “blow” meant to bring someone to orgasm.

“Blowsy” was used to refer to women prone to debauchery and prostitution.

Wasn't that blousy? As in, buxom (wench optional)?

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *r X46 OP Man
35 weeks ago

Liverpool

The was a rumour going around school that there was a girl who was in experienced and decided to actually blow down her boyfriends cock causing him a great deal of pain.

It could have been an urban myth

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ansoffateMan
35 weeks ago

Sagittarius A

Actually, thinking about it, I wonder if that's why Adam had a rib removed.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *partharmonyCouple
35 weeks ago

Ruislip

I think it was Nikolai Tesla in about 1890.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
35 weeks ago

The Egyptians! (I could be lying)

Isn’t there a picture of some art work where a man was performing oral on himself?

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *anted by NightMan
35 weeks ago

Shangri-La

"I always wonder who was the first person to invent the blow job.

Was it some 16th century French dandy or some British industrialist like Brunnel?

The topic never seems to come up in quiz shows

Definitely not humans. Animals perform oral sex by licking, sucking or nuzzling the genitals of their partner. Another form of genital stimulation is masturbation. You can found this behaviour in Brown bears, stump-tailed macaques, Tibetan macaques, wolves, goats, primates, bats, cape ground squirrels and sheep. Oral sex is a bonding activity in animals. One example is fruit bats lick male bat penis shafts during sex because it prolongs sex.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *lue Eyed JokerMan
35 weeks ago

Always on the move

The Romans. What did the Romans ever do for us eh?

Apart from medicine, irrigation,

health, roads, cheese and education,

baths and the Circus Maximus, AND blow jobs.

what have the Romans ever done for us?

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
35 weeks ago

"I always wonder who was the first person to invent the blow job.

Was it some 16th century French dandy or some British industrialist like Brunnel?

The topic never seems to come up in quiz shows

Egyptians did

Oral sex over hundreds of years was forbidden.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
35 weeks ago

"I always wonder who was the first person to invent the blow job.

Was it some 16th century French dandy or some British industrialist like Brunnel?

The topic never seems to come up in quiz shows

Egyptians did

Oral sex over hundreds of years was forbidden."

Osris

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
35 weeks ago

A robust prehistoric man.

Who tried it on himself first.

Probably.

With a very flexible back.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

Post new Message to Thread