FabSwingers.com forum: You know you’re in a relationship

By *ea monkey OP Man
42 weeks ago

Manchester (he/him)

When…?

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By *ot to giggleWoman
42 weeks ago

Coventry

there's another person keep rocking up at your house

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By *ea monkey OP Man
42 weeks ago

Manchester (he/him)

"there's another person keep rocking up at your house

Isn’t that bailiffs?

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By *ohn.Wick.Man
42 weeks ago

The Continental

When you start looking for stuff.

The cheeky scamp has started moving things to where ‘she’ likes them!

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By *eroLondonMan
42 weeks ago

Mayfair

...when your expensive and once pristine-white boxers come out pink in the wash.

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By (user no longer on site)
42 weeks ago

You're not having sex

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By *aomilatteCouple
42 weeks ago

Midlands

When you don't have to finish your sentences

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
42 weeks ago

East Sussex

You can flop down on the sofa, day you've had a rough day and someone makes you a cup of coffee.

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By (user no longer on site)
42 weeks ago

There’s no bog roll left after 2 days

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
42 weeks ago

Reading

When you want to run away

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By *elloWoman
42 weeks ago

alpha centauri

"When…? "

You shave your legs at least once a month

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By *alcon43Woman
42 weeks ago

Paisley

You’ve got a designated side of the bed and he buys you Gaviscon and there’s a toothbrush in the bathroom. You know where everything is in his kitchen.

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
42 weeks ago

Leeds

[Removed by poster at 07/05/24 17:36:58]

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By *OYFBWoman
42 weeks ago

Jersey (sometimes Notts)

"You're not having sex"

This

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By *ea monkey OP Man
42 weeks ago

Manchester (he/him)

"[old underwear Removed by girlfriend at 07/05/24 17:36:58]"

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By *inxy777Woman
42 weeks ago

essex

Toilet seat is left up!

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By *ea monkey OP Man
42 weeks ago

Manchester (he/him)

"When…?

You shave your legs at least once a month "

I’ve managed to avoid doing that so far

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By *ot to giggleWoman
42 weeks ago

Coventry

"there's another person keep rocking up at your house

Isn’t that bailiffs? "

maybe im in a relationship with the bailiffs

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By *mmaleiaWoman
42 weeks ago

Trowbridge

Claustrophobia sets in & you feel trapped

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By (user no longer on site)
42 weeks ago

When there's pillows everywhere.

All shapes.

All sizes & colours.

(In every room.)

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
42 weeks ago

Carlisle usually

You have the conversation

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By *illan-KillashMan
42 weeks ago

London/Sussex/Surrey/Berks/Hants

"When there's pillows everywhere.

All shapes.

All sizes & colours.

(In every room.)

I came home once and found chintz. Scatter cushions and throws.

*shudders

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By *ermite12ukMan
42 weeks ago

Solihull and Brentwood

When you can't find the (Sky) remote.

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By *inxy777Woman
42 weeks ago

essex

Loosing the duvet!!

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By *issmorganWoman
42 weeks ago

Calderdale innit

Someone knows exactly how you like your coffee on a morning.

When you're out and about you see something they might like and buy it, ie a food or treat.

You repeat yourself regularly

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By *og-ManMan
42 weeks ago

somewhere

When you have a side of the bed

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By *alcon43Woman
42 weeks ago

Paisley

"When there's pillows everywhere.

All shapes.

All sizes & colours.

(In every room.)

I don’t usually come across another Falcon.

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By *exyScientistsCouple
42 weeks ago

Castlebar

"When…? "

When a 2bd toothbrush appears at the sink

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By *elloWoman
42 weeks ago

alpha centauri

"When you can't find the (Sky) remote."

It'll probably be squished up against the guys willy

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By (user no longer on site)
42 weeks ago

"When there's pillows everywhere.

All shapes.

All sizes & colours.

(In every room.)

I don’t usually come across another Falcon. "

We're rare birds

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By *ermite12ukMan
42 weeks ago

Solihull and Brentwood

"When you can't find the (Sky) remote.

It'll probably be squished up against the guys willy "

More likely the lucky lady has snaffled it. Obviously sanitising it first, just in case.

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By (user no longer on site)
42 weeks ago

Run out of milk

Puts towels straight

Leaves dirty underwear on floor

Leaves lights on

Leaves doors wide open

Comes home expecting dinner

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By *ea monkey OP Man
42 weeks ago

Manchester (he/him)

"Run out of milk

Puts towels straight

Leaves dirty underwear on floor

Leaves lights on

Leaves doors wide open

Comes home expecting dinner "

I mean, I do that in my flat even without a partner

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By *BWLOVER1965Man
42 weeks ago

Ipswich

Forever cleaning hair out shower

Bank account empty

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By (user no longer on site)
42 weeks ago

You can walk around looking like Adam Sandler and they still want to have sex with you.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
42 weeks ago

North West

You know someone's got your back, no matter what.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
42 weeks ago

North West

And you wake up with fully inflated tyres and hair-free castors

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By *uri00620Woman
42 weeks ago

Croydon

You get nagged about shutting the windows when you go out, even though you live in a flat so them being open isn't really a security issue.

Oh also when you buy breakfast items, even though you don't eat it yourself.

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By *edeWoman
42 weeks ago

the abyss

Glasses and mugs seem to live on the bedside table on the other side of the bed

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By (user no longer on site)
42 weeks ago

Going to the toilet is no longer a solo activity.

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By (user no longer on site)
42 weeks ago

When you agree to be? Or when they introduce you as their partner and not their friend to someone.

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By *ad NannaWoman
42 weeks ago

East London

You starfish in the middle of the night and give him a black eye.

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By *ea monkey OP Man
42 weeks ago

Manchester (he/him)

"Glasses and mugs seem to live on the bedside table on the other side of the bed "

Oooops!

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By (user no longer on site)
42 weeks ago

"You're not having sex"

is that any relationship, or is that just marriage?

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By *unglevipsCouple
42 weeks ago

Somerset

"Glasses and mugs seem to live on the bedside table on the other side of the bed "

That never happens in our house. I go to work and when I come home, they’ve magically disappeared!

When your food shopping bill trebles..

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By *ad NannaWoman
42 weeks ago

East London

You don't have to lock the front door to pop to the shop.

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By *ittle Miss TinkerbellWoman
42 weeks ago

your head

You have washing that isn't yours.

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
42 weeks ago

Leeds

Let a bird into your life and it’s all scatter cushions, wax melts and constantly standing on hair clips.

The mr

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By *hortarseWoman
42 weeks ago

Norfolk

You call him your partner (yes I did that to day)

He has his own mug in your cupboard. He left without fucking me.

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By *ormalfornorfolkMan
42 weeks ago

Norwich

All of a sudden you’re never allowed to do what you want to do anymore.

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By (user no longer on site)
42 weeks ago

You sit side by side on the sofa with nothing to say to each other

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By (user no longer on site)
42 weeks ago

When youve got absalutley no time to yourself

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By *ansoffateMan
42 weeks ago

Sagittarius A

You lie in bed and then all of a sudden there's a human curled up beside you, with their head on your chest and it feels natural. You can just lie there, speak not speak, sleep, fuck, laugh, joke, cry eat biscuits.

Also they wear your clothes, socks, boxers, hoodie and all their washing gets mixed with yours. And they say we a lot, when are 'we' which invariably means they want you to do something.

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By (user no longer on site)
42 weeks ago

You have someone snuggled next to you at night in bed. Wake to nice kisses. Plan fun things together for the weekend. Wait to eat dinner when they come home from work so you can eat together.

Have farting competitions

Mrs

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By *edeWoman
42 weeks ago

the abyss

When the wash basket fills up faster or you have to do the washing more frequently to ensure there are shirts/underwear clean when needed

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By *lynJMan
42 weeks ago

Morden

You're sitting on the sofa together watching TV and they drape their legs across your lap because they want to put their feet up.

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By *ivemealadybonerWoman
42 weeks ago

somewhere

When he looks at your arsehole cos it doesn't feel right (I can't confirm or deny if this is true)

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By *eadinthecloudsMan
42 weeks ago

Manchester

You get a valentines card from the same person two years in a row. They can’t be your mum.

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By *iss.BellaWoman
42 weeks ago

Wales

There's no such thing as TMI anymore

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By *ags73Man
42 weeks ago

glasgow-ish

"There's no such thing as TMI anymore

You know their curry/chilli farts

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By *eadinthecloudsMan
42 weeks ago

Manchester

"When he looks at your arsehole cos it doesn't feel right (I can't confirm or deny if this is true)"

I respect the comradely conduct. Metaphorically Ofc.

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By *iss.BellaWoman
42 weeks ago

Wales

"There's no such thing as TMI anymore

You know their curry/chilli farts "

grim but true!

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By *ags73Man
42 weeks ago

glasgow-ish

"There's no such thing as TMI anymore

You know their curry/chilli farts

grim but true!

Self preservation.

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By *ilthycoupleabzCouple
42 weeks ago

Aberdeen

"You're not having sex

This"

Nope. You learn from that and never again enter a relationship where sex isn't a part of it.

MrsAbz

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By *iss.BellaWoman
42 weeks ago

Wales

"You're not having sex

This

Nope. You learn from that and never again enter a relationship where sex isn't a part of it.

MrsAbz "

Exactly this! Don't settle for a relationship that doesn't meet YOUR needs

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By *eadinthecloudsMan
42 weeks ago

Manchester

People get in relationships without sex ?

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By *ags73Man
42 weeks ago

glasgow-ish

"You're not having sex

This

Nope. You learn from that and never again enter a relationship where sex isn't a part of it.

MrsAbz

Exactly this! Don't settle for a relationship that doesn't meet YOUR needs

Agree with that too.

Way too many nights facing other way

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By *ilthycoupleabzCouple
42 weeks ago

Aberdeen

"You're not having sex

This

Nope. You learn from that and never again enter a relationship where sex isn't a part of it.

MrsAbz

Exactly this! Don't settle for a relationship that doesn't meet YOUR needs

It is a must! It destroys your confidence and happiness.

MrsAbz

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By *iss.BellaWoman
42 weeks ago

Wales

Exactly this! Don't settle for a relationship that doesn't meet YOUR needs

It is a must! It destroys your confidence and happiness.

MrsAbz "

It definitely does! No one is worth that

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By *iss.BellaWoman
42 weeks ago

Wales

"You're not having sex

This

Nope. You learn from that and never again enter a relationship where sex isn't a part of it.

MrsAbz

Exactly this! Don't settle for a relationship that doesn't meet YOUR needs

Agree with that too.

Way too many nights facing other way "

Onwards and upwards coming out of it though

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By *ilthycoupleabzCouple
42 weeks ago

Aberdeen

"People get in relationships without sex ?

Only once. Never again

MrsAbz

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By *eadinthecloudsMan
42 weeks ago

Manchester

"People get in relationships without sex ?

Only once. Never again

MrsAbz"

I’m happy you’re free of that living hell

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By *ilthycoupleabzCouple
42 weeks ago

Aberdeen

"People get in relationships without sex ?

Only once. Never again

MrsAbz

I’m happy you’re free of that living hell

I am too

was awful. Do not recommend. 0/10.

MrsAbz

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By *ags73Man
42 weeks ago

glasgow-ish

"You're not having sex

This

Nope. You learn from that and never again enter a relationship where sex isn't a part of it.

MrsAbz

Exactly this! Don't settle for a relationship that doesn't meet YOUR needs

Agree with that too.

Way too many nights facing other way

Onwards and upwards coming out of it though

That was the one before sort of thing and probably just as well. Difficult lesson learned.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
42 weeks ago

North West

"People get in relationships without sex ?

I think it can often start with sex but that can change.

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By *ags73Man
42 weeks ago

glasgow-ish

"People get in relationships without sex ?

I think it can often start with sex but that can change. "

Yep.

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By *eadinthecloudsMan
42 weeks ago

Manchester

"People get in relationships without sex ?

Only once. Never again

MrsAbz

I’m happy you’re free of that living hell

I am too

was awful. Do not recommend. 0/10.

MrsAbz

Yayyyyyy

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By *lynJMan
42 weeks ago

Morden

You have the sex but BJs are strictly rationed or not allowed.

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By (user no longer on site)
42 weeks ago

You go to unload the dishwasher and realise its been stacked by an escaped mental patient.

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By *ags73Man
42 weeks ago

glasgow-ish

"You have the sex but BJs are strictly rationed or not allowed."

Gotta give to get back?

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By *JcuriousCouple
42 weeks ago

Derby

When you pretend to hump them from behind randomly whilst they are bending over in the kitchen

yes I do this to Mr J hahaha

Miss S x

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By *lik and PaulCouple
42 weeks ago

cahoots

When everything feels just right

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By *a LunaWoman
42 weeks ago

South Wales

You can’t wait to see them and rush in for a cuddle and a surreptitious sniff of their neck.

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