FabSwingers.com forum: Naughtiest profession?

By (user no longer on site) OP
37 weeks ago

Do you ever see what someone does for work and think... "I bet they're dirty!" ?

If so, which jobs?

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By (user no longer on site)
37 weeks ago

"Do you ever see what someone does for work and think... "I bet they're dirty!" ?

If so, which jobs?"

Nurses

always have and always will

blame it on carry on doctor

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By *dging-In-EssexMan
37 weeks ago

Southend

Based on experience?

Nurses, teachers, coppers, accountants.

Based on my gut?

Librarians, paramedics and traffic wardens.

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By *eroLondonMan
37 weeks ago

Mayfair

Clowns and Harlequins, dear fellow, clowns and harlequins — they're often the most naughtiest in the royal court. Followed by the Minstrels and the Jesters.

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By *inkygentkentMan
37 weeks ago

Maidstone

"Based on experience?

Nurses, teachers, coppers, accountants.

Based on my gut?

Librarians, paramedics and traffic wardens."

There might be some truth in that - I'm an ex-ambulance technician

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By *ustyb555Couple
37 weeks ago

leeds

Secretary's

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By *dging-In-EssexMan
37 weeks ago

Southend

"Based on experience?

Nurses, teachers, coppers, accountants.

Based on my gut?

Librarians, paramedics and traffic wardens.

There might be some truth in that - I'm an ex-ambulance technician

Haha. Almost got a shag in one.

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By *TG3Man
37 weeks ago

Dorchester

"Do you ever see what someone does for work and think... "I bet they're dirty!" ?

If so, which jobs?"
coal miner

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By *ermite12ukMan
37 weeks ago

Solihull and Brentwood

Air hostess and WPC/traffic warden.

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By *alm_one4Man
37 weeks ago

RM16

For those of us of a certain age, thanks to Robin Askwith, Window Cleaners.

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By (user no longer on site)
37 weeks ago

Farmers. Always covered in shit.

Or maybe not the actual farmers because they're nice and cosy in their Range Rover but the lads who work for them.

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By *r Cheeky cheekyMan
37 weeks ago

essex

"Secretary's "

Nurses

Nanny

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By *hippy57Man
37 weeks ago

Chelmsford

In my early 20s ,I see the nurse at local doctors surgery ,promise you this true,I had three very small warts on my ridge of bellend ,once a week for 6 weeks I had to see her,she would rub Vaseline around the outside of the wart then dab on this lotion ,first time I got instant hard on,I said I was sorry about that ,she being lot older said ,don’t worry love if I was younger I would be up on table with you ,bless her I so wish I said something but at time probably blushed lol ,not that she would with my ugly warts lol

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By *esse_hotwifeCouple
37 weeks ago

Manchester

Being a porn star must be quite naughty.

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By (user no longer on site)
37 weeks ago

"Secretary's "

Is there much truth that secretaries have affairs. Generally with who ?

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By (user no longer on site)
37 weeks ago

my mrs is a nurse

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By *lueeyes3082Man
37 weeks ago

nr kettering

"my mrs is a nurse "

Great tits and lovely arse

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By *lexthkdMan
37 weeks ago

Durham

Pharmacist definitely!! My local pharmacist was a right miserable cow but she had the best set of legs I had seen in years and she was probably about late 40’s and lived alone and I once delivered a pizza to her house (didn’t know who it was until she opened the door). And I just have this sneaking suspicion that she will have been unbelievably dirty!! Sadly didn’t get to find out but maybe that’s better that way?? lol

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By (user no longer on site)
37 weeks ago

"Secretary's

Is there much truth that secretaries have affairs. Generally with who ?"

My first wife was a secretary in the true sense of the word. Did shorthand and a real typewriter.

Had a full on affair with her boss much to my delight

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By *ookingtoseeMan
37 weeks ago

Southwick

Are all these just things we've watched lol

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By *till gameMan
37 weeks ago

Oldham

Armed forces

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By *lexthkdMan
37 weeks ago

Durham

"Pharmacist definitely!! My local pharmacist was a right miserable cow but she had the best set of legs I had seen in years and she was probably about late 40’s and lived alone and I once delivered a pizza to her house (didn’t know who it was until she opened the door). And I just have this sneaking suspicion that she will have been unbelievably dirty!! Sadly didn’t get to find out but maybe that’s better that way?? lol "

Tell you all what I’m noticing too about all these forums on here. It’s all guys who post comments about stuff. So that begs the question is it just us lot that think women are all secretly dirty as when actually they aren’t really but because we are men we want them to be dirty? (Of course there’s always the exceptions to the rule as I’m quickly finding out lol) ??

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By *lexthkdMan
37 weeks ago

Durham

"Armed forces "

Yeah definitely agree with that one ??

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By *till gameMan
37 weeks ago

Oldham

I used to work for an airline as cabin crew and I can confirm that many of the girls are very naughty, although only found a few that were already on swinging scene

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By (user no longer on site)
37 weeks ago

Hospitality industry

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By (user no longer on site)
37 weeks ago

Shop/business owners and staff

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By *ermite12ukMan
37 weeks ago

Solihull and Brentwood

An undertaker.

I was at a funeral around a year ago. One of the female undertakers was wearing Cuban RHT's, heels a white satin blouse, black skirt and beautiful makeup.

At the time, I was thinking if I was going to pop my clogs. I would want to be buried by her.

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By *reen as JadeCouple
37 weeks ago

Cheshire

Secretary's. Because I am one x

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
37 weeks ago

Carlisle usually

Probably the enthusiastic sex workers

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By (user no longer on site)
37 weeks ago

I would say military. We do have a lot of fun when we go away. I know I do.

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By *ife NinjaMan
37 weeks ago

Dunfermline

Coppers

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By *ocktoplaywithMan
37 weeks ago

Derby

"Farmers. Always covered in shit.

Or maybe not the actual farmers because they're nice and cosy in their Range Rover but the lads who work for them.

I’m a farmer but I don’t drive a Range Rover

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By *idnight RamblerMan
37 weeks ago

Pershore

Insurance Loss Adjusters

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By *odgerMooreMan
37 weeks ago

Nowhere

Maids, cleaners, pizza delivery, photocopier repair guy, neighbours mrs, neighbours grown up daughter , and her friend…. Some of these aren’t professions… but Ive watched hundreds of ‘documentaries’ and they’re all filthy!!!

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By *ohn.Wick.Man
37 weeks ago

The Continental

A professional thief.

Surely they’re naughtiest?

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By (user no longer on site)
37 weeks ago

Any government officer

A grave digger

Road sweeper

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By (user no longer on site)
37 weeks ago

The milkman. Always at it with bored stay at home housewives. So I've been lead to believe anyhow.

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
37 weeks ago

East Sussex

Bank robber probably

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By *TG3Man
37 weeks ago

Dorchester

Nurse so it would seem

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By *ark73XXXMan
37 weeks ago

North Staffs/South Cheshire

Sex workers

Astoundingly poor use of the plural and apostrophe on this thread - the plural of secretary is “secretaries” not “secretary’s”.

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By *ill69888Couple
37 weeks ago

cheltenham

Teachers and accountants

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By (user no longer on site)
37 weeks ago

"Sex workers

Astoundingly poor use of the plural and apostrophe on this thread - the plural of secretary is “secretaries” not “secretary’s”.

Yeah it's not an English exam. I wouldn't worry about it.

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By *ark73XXXMan
37 weeks ago

North Staffs/South Cheshire

"Sex workers

Astoundingly poor use of the plural and apostrophe on this thread - the plural of secretary is “secretaries” not “secretary’s”.

Yeah it's not an English exam. I wouldn't worry about it."

I do worry about it though

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By *TG3Man
37 weeks ago

Dorchester

"Sex workers

Astoundingly poor use of the plural and apostrophe on this thread - the plural of secretary is “secretaries” not “secretary’s”.

Yeah it's not an English exam. I wouldn't worry about it.

I do worry about it though "
You're in the rong plaice then its so common hear

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By *BWLOVER1965Man
37 weeks ago

Ipswich

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By (user no longer on site)
37 weeks ago

"Sex workers

Astoundingly poor use of the plural and apostrophe on this thread - the plural of secretary is “secretaries” not “secretary’s”.

Yeah it's not an English exam. I wouldn't worry about it.

I do worry about it though "

You missed a full stop off at the end of your sentence.

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By (user no longer on site)
37 weeks ago

"Sex workers

Astoundingly poor use of the plural and apostrophe on this thread - the plural of secretary is “secretaries” not “secretary’s”.

Yeah it's not an English exam. I wouldn't worry about it.

I do worry about it though You're in the rong plaice then its so common hear

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By *r Cheeky cheekyMan
37 weeks ago

essex

"Secretary's. Because I am one x"
a lovely filthy busty one mm

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By *r X46Man
37 weeks ago

Liverpool

Dancers and athletes

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By *ark73XXXMan
37 weeks ago

North Staffs/South Cheshire

"Sex workers

Astoundingly poor use of the plural and apostrophe on this thread - the plural of secretary is “secretaries” not “secretary’s”.

Yeah it's not an English exam. I wouldn't worry about it.

I do worry about it though

You missed a full stop off at the end of your sentence. "

Touché

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By *lder budweiserMan
37 weeks ago

Stirlingshire

Being Danny Dyer... He's proppa nawty

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By (user no longer on site)
37 weeks ago

"Sex workers

Astoundingly poor use of the plural and apostrophe on this thread - the plural of secretary is “secretaries” not “secretary’s”.

Prof. Higgins.

Sir you are on the wrong website.

Also, you may consider joining a dating website, so that you then have more exciting things to worry about rather than boring stuff that may be of great interest to single male.

If it was sarcasm that you intended (which I personally believe), fab members are less complicated, at least as far as language is concerned.

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By (user no longer on site)
37 weeks ago

Air hostesses and cleaners. Full time mum too

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By *inderellamanMan
37 weeks ago

London

Being current srrving military myself, ive always found out of the services army girls to be the dirtiest and sluttiest. And before anyone says not every single female in the forces will drop their knickers on request they usually have higher standards than any military guy. But if you are lucky enough then youre in for an amazing time

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By *till gameMan
37 weeks ago

Oldham

Politicians

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By *immyinreadingMan
37 weeks ago

henley on thames

"Do you ever see what someone does for work and think... "I bet they're dirty!" ?

If so, which jobs?"

Homer Simpson described massage therapists as part doctor part whore.

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