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By *icolasHidalgoDeCorazon OP   Man
35 weeks ago

St Leonards

Why are these not a "thing" yet?

Or if they are, why so rare?

There are some astonishingly beautiful, soft skinned, wonderful kissy lipped and be-boobed people with penises out there/on here, but if some augmentation has already occurred, why has no one put little luscious flaps and a clit around their bum?

I get the bits might be intrusive in everyday life...maybe they could be foldable? Like anal origami or something.

But why...in our posthuman post-gendered trajectory of joy...why oh why does no one have a bum pussy?

Soz - still can't shag you if you have a willy....yuk yuk willies yuk...but bum pussies could and should be quite beautiful .

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By *allandathleticMan
35 weeks ago

Asgard

You've melted my brain.

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By *lowupdollTV/TS
35 weeks ago

Herts/Beds/Lomdon

Maybe that’s enough internet for me for today.

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
35 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania

Bum.

Pussies.

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
35 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania

Anal Origami!!

I think you need a new hobby OP.

Or to lay off the sauce.

Or both!

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By *lowupdollTV/TS
35 weeks ago

Herts/Beds/Lomdon

I’ve re read it 3 times and still don’t understand it

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By *icolasHidalgoDeCorazon OP   Man
35 weeks ago

St Leonards

Give it a hundred years, they'll be everywhere.

As Schopenhauer sort of said (horrible man - he used to pick on my mate Hegel!)...

Every new idea is at first ridiculed.

Then it becomes accepted.

And finally it becomes self-evident.

Bum pussies are an idea awaiting their time.

That time is....soon xxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
35 weeks ago

That was deep man

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By *ags73Man
35 weeks ago

glasgow-ish

I don’t want this explained please.

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By *ong-leggedblondWoman
35 weeks ago

Next Door


"Give it a hundred years, they'll be everywhere.

As Schopenhauer sort of said (horrible man - he used to pick on my mate Hegel!)...

Every new idea is at first ridiculed.

Then it becomes accepted.

And finally it becomes self-evident.

Bum pussies are an idea awaiting their time.

That time is....soon xxxx"

Can you now use words that we all understand to explain what you're going on about

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By *icolasHidalgoDeCorazon OP   Man
35 weeks ago

St Leonards


"I’ve re read it 3 times and still don’t understand it "

So one would still enjoy anal sex in the bumpussy, but aesthetically it can be pussy or bum, pussy and bum.

And still poop of course.

Wiping the flaps could be awkward.

Hence the origami idea xxxx

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
35 weeks ago

Manchester(ish).


"I don’t want this explained please."

Can I come and sit with you ?

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
35 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"I’ve re read it 3 times and still don’t understand it

So one would still enjoy anal sex in the bumpussy, but aesthetically it can be pussy or bum, pussy and bum.

And still poop of course.

Wiping the flaps could be awkward.

Hence the origami idea xxxx"

Thanks. I'll keep my bum the way it is. I'll understand if you don't want to fuck it. Ta!

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By *un couple 38Couple
35 weeks ago

hornchurch

Op clearly you are d*unk and talking shite!!

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By *icolasHidalgoDeCorazon OP   Man
35 weeks ago

St Leonards

Also...nothing stopping anyone who already has a pussy having a bumpussy too.

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By *ash0000Man
35 weeks ago

Southwest


"Why are these not a "thing" yet?

Or if they are, why so rare?

There are some astonishingly beautiful, soft skinned, wonderful kissy lipped and be-boobed people with penises out there/on here, but if some augmentation has already occurred, why has no one put little luscious flaps and a clit around their bum?

I get the bits might be intrusive in everyday life...maybe they could be foldable? Like anal origami or something.

But why...in our posthuman post-gendered trajectory of joy...why oh why does no one have a bum pussy?

Soz - still can't shag you if you have a willy....yuk yuk willies yuk...but bum pussies could and should be quite beautiful ."

Have a wank you’ll feel much better

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By (user no longer on site)
35 weeks ago

This is a lot to unpack….and I’m not talking about the anal origami.

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By *lowupdollTV/TS
35 weeks ago

Herts/Beds/Lomdon

Are you getting a bum pussy OP?

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By *awty-ThoughtsCouple
35 weeks ago

Wymondham

I think you need some time out of the sun

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By *aizyWoman
35 weeks ago

west midlands


"This is a lot to unpack….and I’m not talking about the anal origami. "

Do you unpack anal origami tho or unfold it??

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By *elloWoman
35 weeks ago

alpha centauri

Guess you could give it a try, super glue one of those large gummy sweets lips on to your bum hole and see if anyone takes the bait.

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By *eandmrsjones69Couple
35 weeks ago

Middle England

I did wonder what on earth was this post going to be about! Even in my mind I didn't think it would be so literal.

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
35 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania

Just a thought - is a bum pussy anything like a man cunt? Would that be a different procedure?

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By (user no longer on site)
35 weeks ago


"This is a lot to unpack….and I’m not talking about the anal origami.

Do you unpack anal origami tho or unfold it?? "

Depends if there’s stuffing as well as folding involved. It’s a lot to think about…

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By *illy IdolMan
35 weeks ago

Midlands

We thinking of a surgical procedure where one can ask for one or are you thinking more why hasn't evolution stepped in?

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By *aizyWoman
35 weeks ago

west midlands


"This is a lot to unpack….and I’m not talking about the anal origami.

Do you unpack anal origami tho or unfold it??

Depends if there’s stuffing as well as folding involved. It’s a lot to think about…"

I am trying my absolute hardest not to think about it tbh!

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By *elbriceMan
35 weeks ago

Colchester


"I’ve re read it 3 times and still don’t understand it "

Love it Kate xx

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By *eliWoman
35 weeks ago

.

You're giving off strong Human Centipede doctor vibes. Love it.

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By *ensualPleasure96Man
35 weeks ago

Dunstable


"I’ve re read it 3 times and still don’t understand it

So one would still enjoy anal sex in the bumpussy, but aesthetically it can be pussy or bum, pussy and bum.

And still poop of course.

Wiping the flaps could be awkward.

Hence the origami idea xxxx"

What actually fuck are you on about haha are you on Drugs or something?

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By *TG3Man
35 weeks ago

Dorchester

Klunge where ya been hiding?

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By *he turned me GreyCouple
35 weeks ago

Warwick and Coventry

This can now be done in Turkey

Mr

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By *he turned me GreyCouple
35 weeks ago

Warwick and Coventry


"Klunge where ya been hiding? "

By the bum pussy

Mr

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By *icolasHidalgoDeCorazon OP   Man
35 weeks ago

St Leonards


"Are you getting a bum pussy OP? "

I seem to be happy enough with the way I was born and have matured physically, although obviously mentally I'm a bit "out there"...so wasn't really thinking of me.

More throwing it out there to see who likes the idea for themselves.

I would hope we're not going to spend the next few hundred/few thousand years just accepting how we were originally, if our minds and desires take us to other places for greater pleasure and aesthetics.

I'd rather be a psychic space eagle - bending time and space to travel the cosmos in a blink - but this is a sex site so bum pussies seemed more fitting a topic xxx

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By *he love catsCouple
35 weeks ago

South Wales


"Also...nothing stopping anyone who already has a pussy having a bumpussy too.

"

Will they be identical like twin's?

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
35 weeks ago

Leeds

I'm so lost, there's too many gaping arseholes as it is, please don't let it be a start of more.

Mrs

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By *ittle Miss TinkerbellWoman
35 weeks ago

your head


"This can now be done in Turkey

Mr "

Does it have teeth too?

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By *he turned me GreyCouple
35 weeks ago

Warwick and Coventry


"I'm so lost, there's too many gaping arseholes as it is, please don't let it be a start of more.

Mrs "

Arseholes that look like predator

Mr

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By *lowupdollTV/TS
35 weeks ago

Herts/Beds/Lomdon


"Are you getting a bum pussy OP?

I seem to be happy enough with the way I was born and have matured physically, although obviously mentally I'm a bit "out there"...so wasn't really thinking of me.

More throwing it out there to see who likes the idea for themselves.

I would hope we're not going to spend the next few hundred/few thousand years just accepting how we were originally, if our minds and desires take us to other places for greater pleasure and aesthetics.

I'd rather be a psychic space eagle - bending time and space to travel the cosmos in a blink - but this is a sex site so bum pussies seemed more fitting a topic xxx"

Ok this is just going to encourage gaping origami asshole pics on fab so I can’t get behind this

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By *he turned me GreyCouple
35 weeks ago

Warwick and Coventry


"This can now be done in Turkey

Mr

Does it have teeth too? "

With a reciding hairline

Mr

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By *ittle Miss TinkerbellWoman
35 weeks ago

your head


"This can now be done in Turkey

Mr

Does it have teeth too?

With a reciding hairline

Mr "

Now you're just trying to give me nightmares

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By *ad NannaWoman
35 weeks ago

East London

If you want to lick the arse of a person who has a dick, just do it.

No need to make it look like a vagina just so people feel better about their sexuality.

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
35 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"This can now be done in Turkey

Mr

Does it have teeth too? "

So you can chew your food on the way out, too?

(Because I thought that, you all get to share it. Blame the Klungemeister for starting this)

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By *lowupdollTV/TS
35 weeks ago

Herts/Beds/Lomdon


"If you want to lick the arse of a person who has a dick, just do it.

No need to make it look like a vagina just so people feel better about their sexuality."

He said can’t shag you if you have a willy so im even more confused

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By *ad NannaWoman
35 weeks ago

East London


"If you want to lick the arse of a person who has a dick, just do it.

No need to make it look like a vagina just so people feel better about their sexuality.

He said can’t shag you if you have a willy so im even more confused "

I dunno, maybe he could ignore the willy if there's a bumpussy on offer?

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By *ad NannaWoman
35 weeks ago

East London

Are you saying women should have bum augmentation to make them look like pussies.

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By *allandathleticMan
35 weeks ago

Asgard

OP your talking out your bum pussy.

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By *ea monkeyMan
35 weeks ago

Manchester (he/him)

Thanks OP. I hate it

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By *he turned me GreyCouple
35 weeks ago

Warwick and Coventry


"This can now be done in Turkey

Mr

Does it have teeth too?

With a reciding hairline

Mr

Now you're just trying to give me nightmares "

That started in Op's head

Mr

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By (user no longer on site)
35 weeks ago

Enough Sunny D for one day OP!

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By *icolasHidalgoDeCorazon OP   Man
35 weeks ago

St Leonards


"Klunge where ya been hiding? "

A bit of an odyssey through France with a detour to Spain Fred.

Lots of friends and places visited.

One of the better holidays, and I have had quite a lot of good ones...so this was really good.

Nanna - the bumpussy idea is for those who want their own one, not to satisfy someone else's urges.

If it becomes a thing by mid-century, you (probably) heard it here first .

Long live bumpussies!

xxxx

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By *ohn.Wick.Man
35 weeks ago

The Continental

Try a few slices of sadwhich ham stapled to your ring piece. Make the necessary folds n faps………

Boom, fake bumpussy.

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
35 weeks ago

Reading

But bums are yucky. I'm not putting my mouth anywhere near that@

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By *TG3Man
35 weeks ago

Dorchester


"Klunge where ya been hiding?

A bit of an odyssey through France with a detour to Spain Fred.

Lots of friends and places visited.

One of the better holidays, and I have had quite a lot of good ones...so this was really good.

Nanna - the bumpussy idea is for those who want their own one, not to satisfy someone else's urges.

If it becomes a thing by mid-century, you (probably) heard it here first .

Long live bumpussies!

xxxx"

entiendes espanol por fervor

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By *AYENCouple
35 weeks ago

Lincolnshire

I'll stick with enjoying pussy pussies, thanks. K.

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By *issBellaWoman
35 weeks ago

Wales

What's wrong with pussybums?

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By *hrek101Man
35 weeks ago

Herts

I want whatever your smoking

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By (user no longer on site)
35 weeks ago


"I'll stick with enjoying pussy pussies, thanks. K."

This luscious tasty pussy pussies

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By *TG3Man
35 weeks ago

Dorchester


"But bums are yucky. I'm not putting my mouth anywhere near that@"
or your nose

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By *icolasHidalgoDeCorazon OP   Man
35 weeks ago

St Leonards


"Just a thought - is a bum pussy anything like a man cunt? Would that be a different procedure?"

I'm thinking more the bum stays as a bum, just with extra frills.

But...I'd hate to monopolise the creative potential, so anyone who genuinely wants a bumpussy can design their own, in accordance with local laws and surgical expertise.

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
35 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"What's wrong with pussybums? "

That's a totally different procedure!

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By *ango0505Woman
35 weeks ago

Dumfries


"I’ve re read it 3 times and still don’t understand it "

Me too x

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By *icolasHidalgoDeCorazon OP   Man
35 weeks ago

St Leonards


"Klunge where ya been hiding?

A bit of an odyssey through France with a detour to Spain Fred.

Lots of friends and places visited.

One of the better holidays, and I have had quite a lot of good ones...so this was really good.

Nanna - the bumpussy idea is for those who want their own one, not to satisfy someone else's urges.

If it becomes a thing by mid-century, you (probably) heard it here first .

Long live bumpussies!

xxxxentiendes espanol por fervor "

Si, pocito. En my escuela hace cuarenta an¨os, mucho - lo mas mejor de todos los estudiantes, pero este día, solamente pocito Fred.

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By (user no longer on site)
35 weeks ago


"Thanks OP. I hate it"

I also hate it...and not sure I fully understand it...

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By *bi HaiveMan
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35 weeks ago

Cheeseville, Somerset


"Try a few slices of sadwhich ham stapled to your ring piece. Make the necessary folds n faps………

Boom, fake bumpussy. "

With a haemorrhoid at the top for a clit?

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By *icolasHidalgoDeCorazon OP   Man
35 weeks ago

St Leonards


"Try a few slices of sadwhich ham stapled to your ring piece. Make the necessary folds n faps………

Boom, fake bumpussy. "

YOU'RE BACK!!!

God I missed you x

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By *weet LisaTV/TS
35 weeks ago

Crawley

Oh God no. I need mind bleach.

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By *ittle Miss TinkerbellWoman
35 weeks ago

your head


"This can now be done in Turkey

Mr

Does it have teeth too?

So you can chew your food on the way out, too?

(Because I thought that, you all get to share it. Blame the Klungemeister for starting this)"

Oh god

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By *issBellaWoman
35 weeks ago

Wales


"What's wrong with pussybums?

That's a totally different procedure!

"

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
35 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"What's wrong with pussybums?

That's a totally different procedure!

"

Yes, it's an Insetsphincterontomy. A bum pussy is an Addaflaptomy.

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By (user no longer on site)
35 weeks ago

I've got an arse of a cat if that counts?

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By *hristopherd999Man
35 weeks ago

Brentwood


"That was deep man"

Balls deep?

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By *dam1971Man
35 weeks ago

Bedford

That’s an episode of Dragon’s Den I’d watch.

Perhaps build up the rear equivalent of pelvic floor muscles so when you do a poo it could snap shut and the big brown plopper would have a squared-off end?

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By *ags73Man
35 weeks ago

glasgow-ish


"I don’t want this explained please."

What part of that was unclear?

Sometimes, just stop.

Who’s got the eye bleach/mid bleach, men in black memory zapper?

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By *ot to giggleWoman
35 weeks ago

Coventry

Klung Im so glad you have had a lovely break - and far too much thinking time!!

think pictural explanation is required

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By *icolasHidalgoDeCorazon OP   Man
35 weeks ago

St Leonards


"What's wrong with pussybums?

That's a totally different procedure!

Yes, it's an Insetsphincterontomy. A bum pussy is an Addaflaptomy.

"

Exactly. With optional stickaclitanextomy.

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By *ags73Man
35 weeks ago

glasgow-ish


"Klung Im so glad you have had a lovely break - and far too much thinking time!!

think pictural explanation is required "

No. It’s not! Really NOOOOOOO!!

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By *4rkk1ttenWoman
35 weeks ago

East Mids


"Why are these not a "thing" yet?

Or if they are, why so rare?

There are some astonishingly beautiful, soft skinned, wonderful kissy lipped and be-boobed people with penises out there/on here, but if some augmentation has already occurred, why has no one put little luscious flaps and a clit around their bum?

I get the bits might be intrusive in everyday life...maybe they could be foldable? Like anal origami or something.

But why...in our posthuman post-gendered trajectory of joy...why oh why does no one have a bum pussy?

Soz - still can't shag you if you have a willy....yuk yuk willies yuk...but bum pussies could and should be quite beautiful ."

Haemorrhoids is all I'm saying, folks struggle to keep them clean! Yuk!

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By *icolasHidalgoDeCorazon OP   Man
35 weeks ago

St Leonards


"Klung Im so glad you have had a lovely break - and far too much thinking time!!

think pictural explanation is required "

I think the images are probably strong enough already....for those who visited and now wish they never had xxxx

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By *lowupdollTV/TS
35 weeks ago

Herts/Beds/Lomdon

I’m struggling to picture this. How does it work again? Be descriptive please. Devil’s in the detail.

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By *ot to giggleWoman
35 weeks ago

Coventry


"Klung Im so glad you have had a lovely break - and far too much thinking time!!

think pictural explanation is required

I think the images are probably strong enough already....for those who visited and now wish they never had xxxx"

yea to those that could understand what you had written

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By *icolasHidalgoDeCorazon OP   Man
35 weeks ago

St Leonards


"We thinking of a surgical procedure where one can ask for one or are you thinking more why hasn't evolution stepped in?"

That's an interesting debate I've held a few times with friends over the years Willy.

If intelligence and technical abilities (in us, crows, etc etc) are evolutionary, then, by extension, this smartphone, an airplane, carpet etc are also "within evolution".

So I was thinking a surgical procedure, which isn't necessarily un-evolutionary because of the preceding paragraph.

In other words, everything we do is situated within evolution - amorally so (morality and ethics can be brought in as well of course).

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By *icolasHidalgoDeCorazon OP   Man
35 weeks ago

St Leonards


"I’m struggling to picture this. How does it work again? Be descriptive please. Devil’s in the detail. "

Take a bum. Add flaps. Maybe something clit-like.

Design subject to personal choice, legal status, surgical skills.

As surgical skills and flesh-knowledge progress, maybe wire it all up to erogenous zones and lube potential.

Maybe even bumpussy squirtfests!!!???

Although you'd have to be really careful with that one, because things could go badly wrong xxx

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35 weeks ago

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35 weeks ago

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By (user no longer on site)
35 weeks ago

So you just want to bang, eat, play with a rusty tea towel holder OP?

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By *icolasHidalgoDeCorazon OP   Man
35 weeks ago

St Leonards


"[Bumpussy removed by poster at 07/05/24 16:31:11]"

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By (user no longer on site)
35 weeks ago

What's he on about?

Mrs

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By *icolasHidalgoDeCorazon OP   Man
35 weeks ago

St Leonards


"So you just want to bang, eat, play with a rusty tea towel holder OP? "

Me? No - I want to be a transdimensional psychic space eagle.

I'm only doing this post for everyone else's benefit .

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By *rBobbMan
35 weeks ago

Birmingham

Please make it stop

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By (user no longer on site)
35 weeks ago

Hahaha.

It’s not even 5pm yet!!

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
35 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"Hahaha.

It’s not even 5pm yet!! "

Omg! Does it get worse at 5pm?

(Like I haven't contributed to this insanity)

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By *lder budweiserMan
35 weeks ago

Stirlingshire

Bit of a Human Centipede vibe about this thread

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By *icolasHidalgoDeCorazon OP   Man
35 weeks ago

St Leonards


"Guess you could give it a try, super glue one of those large gummy sweets lips on to your bum hole and see if anyone takes the bait."

Btw - I saw this (and Meli's, and everyone's) and they were magnificent!

This one in particular .

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By *ags73Man
35 weeks ago

glasgow-ish


"Please make it stop "

Please!

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By *lowupdollTV/TS
35 weeks ago

Herts/Beds/Lomdon


"Please make it stop

Please!"

When it gets to 175 it will.

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By *icolasHidalgoDeCorazon OP   Man
35 weeks ago

St Leonards


"Please make it stop

Please!

When it gets to 175 it will. "

Well, there's always space for "Bumpussies 2...???"

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By *ot to giggleWoman
35 weeks ago

Coventry


"Please make it stop

Please!

When it gets to 175 it will. "

does that mean we just keep putting posts up - or break out the gin

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By *iss.ddWoman
35 weeks ago

Leeds + Newcastle

Call it a bumpsy and it will catch on.

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By *ohn.Wick.Man
35 weeks ago

The Continental


"Try a few slices of sadwhich ham stapled to your ring piece. Make the necessary folds n faps………

Boom, fake bumpussy.

YOU'RE BACK!!!

God I missed you x"

High 5!

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By *lowupdollTV/TS
35 weeks ago

Herts/Beds/Lomdon


"Please make it stop

Please!

When it gets to 175 it will.

does that mean we just keep putting posts up - or break out the gin"

Good question that might take a few posts to resolve

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By (user no longer on site)
35 weeks ago


"Hahaha.

It’s not even 5pm yet!!

Omg! Does it get worse at 5pm?

(Like I haven't contributed to this insanity) "

I don’t know.

Nicky is this going to get worse???

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By *he Flat CapsCouple
35 weeks ago

Pontypool


"Please make it stop

Please!

When it gets to 175 it will.

does that mean we just keep putting posts up - or break out the gin"

Both! It has to be both!

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By *lowupdollTV/TS
35 weeks ago

Herts/Beds/Lomdon

Does fucking a bum pussy need a separate word? So people who are into it (oo er) umm know?

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By *TG3Man
35 weeks ago

Dorchester


"Klunge where ya been hiding?

A bit of an odyssey through France with a detour to Spain Fred.

Lots of friends and places visited.

One of the better holidays, and I have had quite a lot of good ones...so this was really good.

Nanna - the bumpussy idea is for those who want their own one, not to satisfy someone else's urges.

If it becomes a thing by mid-century, you (probably) heard it here first .

Long live bumpussies!

xxxxentiendes espanol por fervor

Si, pocito. En my escuela hace cuarenta an¨os, mucho - lo mas mejor de todos los estudiantes, pero este día, solamente pocito Fred."

Sabia que lo harias

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By *icolasHidalgoDeCorazon OP   Man
35 weeks ago

St Leonards


"Hahaha.

It’s not even 5pm yet!!

Omg! Does it get worse at 5pm?

(Like I haven't contributed to this insanity)

I don’t know.

Nicky is this going to get worse??? "

Uhm...probably Woody.

Probably .

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By *icolasHidalgoDeCorazon OP   Man
35 weeks ago

St Leonards


"Klunge where ya been hiding?

A bit of an odyssey through France with a detour to Spain Fred.

Lots of friends and places visited.

One of the better holidays, and I have had quite a lot of good ones...so this was really good.

Nanna - the bumpussy idea is for those who want their own one, not to satisfy someone else's urges.

If it becomes a thing by mid-century, you (probably) heard it here first .

Long live bumpussies!

xxxxentiendes espanol por fervor

Si, pocito. En my escuela hace cuarenta an¨os, mucho - lo mas mejor de todos los estudiantes, pero este día, solamente pocito Fred.Sabia que lo harias "

Puedo resistir todo menos la tentación Fred .

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By *icolasHidalgoDeCorazon OP   Man
35 weeks ago

St Leonards


"Does fucking a bum pussy need a separate word? So people who are into it (oo er) umm know? "

Flapodomy?

Flanal?

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By *TG3Man
35 weeks ago

Dorchester


"Klunge where ya been hiding?

A bit of an odyssey through France with a detour to Spain Fred.

Lots of friends and places visited.

One of the better holidays, and I have had quite a lot of good ones...so this was really good.

Nanna - the bumpussy idea is for those who want their own one, not to satisfy someone else's urges.

If it becomes a thing by mid-century, you (probably) heard it here first .

Long live bumpussies!

xxxxentiendes espanol por fervor

Si, pocito. En my escuela hace cuarenta an¨os, mucho - lo mas mejor de todos los estudiantes, pero este día, solamente pocito Fred.Sabia que lo harias

Puedo resistir todo menos la tentación Fred ."

yo tambien

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By * and R cple4Couple
35 weeks ago

swansea


"I’ve re read it 3 times and still don’t understand it "
..

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By (user no longer on site)
35 weeks ago

This thread is going to max out, almost as successful as a cake thread

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By *icolasHidalgoDeCorazon OP   Man
35 weeks ago

St Leonards


"This thread is going to max out, almost as successful as a cake thread"

I think it may be running out of steam.

Ragnar will be very happy about that (and a few others ).

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By (user no longer on site)
35 weeks ago


"I’m struggling to picture this. How does it work again? Be descriptive please. Devil’s in the detail. "

No, nightmares are in the detail.

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By *ohn.Wick.Man
35 weeks ago

The Continental

And there i was, hoping for Bumpussy 2 ‘the second opening’.

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By *icolasHidalgoDeCorazon OP   Man
35 weeks ago

St Leonards


"And there i was, hoping for Bumpussy 2 ‘the second opening’. "

That one has full orchestral accompaniment John .

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By *rozac_fairyCouple
35 weeks ago

Birmingham

You mean bussies?

Or like the anal infsertable fleshlights that are available to buy?

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By *irtydevil666Man
35 weeks ago

bristol

Alan Sugar will get them to market it in the next series of the Apprentice..

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
35 weeks ago

Manchester-ish

It feels more Dali than Darwin as a concept. I'm happy to not be an early adopter on this one OP.

J

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By *ornywelsh2sumCouple
35 weeks ago

Neath valley.

Op you really need to get off your meds. That fucker really mind bended me. Imagine shitting over your bum clit ffs

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By (user no longer on site)
35 weeks ago


"Op you really need to get off your meds. That fucker really mind bended me. Imagine shitting over your bum clit ffs"

On that note what if it farted? Would it be considered a fanny fart, a normal fart or non-binary?

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By (user no longer on site)
35 weeks ago

This ain’t gonna get you some bussy.

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By *ags73Man
35 weeks ago

glasgow-ish


"I’ve re read it 3 times and still don’t understand it .. "

I still don’t want to understand it.

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By *icolasHidalgoDeCorazon OP   Man
35 weeks ago

St Leonards


"You mean bussies?

Or like the anal infsertable fleshlights that are available to buy? "

Well, that makes me think that the idea of a "bumpussy" is already out there and in use (as it were)....so how long before that becomes an actual physical/flesh augmentation rather than a sex toy modification?

I do tend to get a bit carried away in my imagination...but there's "real enough" stuff around the idea as well though.

For farts...maybe fanus farts covers the options?

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By (user no longer on site)
35 weeks ago

OP you giving us the razzle dazzle...!

Some guys are forever trying to turn my arsehole into a gaped leaking pussy...!

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By *coobyBoobyDooWoman
35 weeks ago

Markfield

Mangina.

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By *lowupdollTV/TS
35 weeks ago

Herts/Beds/Lomdon

Sorry was away and now I’ve forgotten what this thread was about. Bumpussy you say? I’m intrigued tell me more.

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By *glyBettyTV/TS
35 weeks ago

About 3 feet away from the fence

If this was a Dragon's Den pitch..

Deborah Meaden has her hand over her face giving disapproving side-eye at OP

Duncan Bannatyne has already said "am oot".

Peter Jones is ready to come in with half the money for 26.2% if his offer can be matched by another dragon..

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By *icolasHidalgoDeCorazon OP   Man
35 weeks ago

St Leonards


"Sorry was away and now I’ve forgotten what this thread was about. Bumpussy you say? I’m intrigued tell me more. "

You're asking me!?

I never had a clue what it was about....it just splurged out of me.... xx

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By (user no longer on site)
35 weeks ago


"Mangina. "

"a city in the Democratic Republic of the Congo"

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By *icolasHidalgoDeCorazon OP   Man
35 weeks ago

St Leonards

I mean - big thanks to everyone.

It's an idea that will have its day I think.

No idea how/if it will eventually become more mainstream...but it "feels" like there's something to it.

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By *ad NannaWoman
35 weeks ago

East London

Imagine having a full working clitoris above your butt hole.

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By (user no longer on site)
35 weeks ago

Fucking hell

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By *ohn.Wick.Man
35 weeks ago

The Continental


"Imagine having a full working clitoris above your butt hole.

"

I was trying not to…….but now you’ve gone n put it out there.

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By *oiluvfunMan
35 weeks ago

Penrith


"This can now be done in Turkey

Mr "

So it can give a gobble too?

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By *lowupdollTV/TS
35 weeks ago

Herts/Beds/Lomdon


"This can now be done in Turkey

Mr

So it can give a gobble too? "

If Turkey Bum becomes a thing Paxo dick will be next

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By *icolasHidalgoDeCorazon OP   Man
35 weeks ago

St Leonards

I'll be honest - I did have another idea on top of this.

Bum cheeks are a bit like boobs - maybe nipples could be added to bum cheeks too?

So, assuming it can all be wired up for pleasure, maybe some sort of bumpussy tittycheeks thing?

Maybe one nipple does bass/treble and the other volume up/down as well so you can have music at the same time?

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By *ags73Man
35 weeks ago

glasgow-ish


"Imagine having a full working clitoris above your butt hole.

I was trying not to…….but now you’ve gone n put it out there. "

Like having a man-ny

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By *lowupdollTV/TS
35 weeks ago

Herts/Beds/Lomdon


"I'll be honest - I did have another idea on top of this.

Bum cheeks are a bit like boobs - maybe nipples could be added to bum cheeks too?

So, assuming it can all be wired up for pleasure, maybe some sort of bumpussy tittycheeks thing?

Maybe one nipple does bass/treble and the other volume up/down as well so you can have music at the same time?

"

* rushes off to patent the Ass Bra

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By *illy IdolMan
35 weeks ago

Midlands


"I'll be honest - I did have another idea on top of this.

Bum cheeks are a bit like boobs - maybe nipples could be added to bum cheeks too?

So, assuming it can all be wired up for pleasure, maybe some sort of bumpussy tittycheeks thing?

Maybe one nipple does bass/treble and the other volume up/down as well so you can have music at the same time?

"

Would the sound be a bit muffled?

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By *icolasHidalgoDeCorazon OP   Man
35 weeks ago

St Leonards


"I'll be honest - I did have another idea on top of this.

Bum cheeks are a bit like boobs - maybe nipples could be added to bum cheeks too?

So, assuming it can all be wired up for pleasure, maybe some sort of bumpussy tittycheeks thing?

Maybe one nipple does bass/treble and the other volume up/down as well so you can have music at the same time?

Would the sound be a bit muffled?"

I think it would be if the bum itself was the speaker system, but it can probably be Bluetoothed (maybe Glow's AssBra can do this?) to domestic multimedia...

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By *illy IdolMan
35 weeks ago

Midlands


"I'll be honest - I did have another idea on top of this.

Bum cheeks are a bit like boobs - maybe nipples could be added to bum cheeks too?

So, assuming it can all be wired up for pleasure, maybe some sort of bumpussy tittycheeks thing?

Maybe one nipple does bass/treble and the other volume up/down as well so you can have music at the same time?

Would the sound be a bit muffled?

I think it would be if the bum itself was the speaker system, but it can probably be Bluetoothed (maybe Glow's AssBra can do this?) to domestic multimedia..."

That's actually not a bad idea. I could see that taking off to be fair

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
35 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania

Going back to the original thing...

Assuming you wired up all the nerves to actually work; wouldn't it get tiresome if you ended up giving yourself an orgasm through over-thorough wiping every time you had a poo?

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By (user no longer on site)
35 weeks ago

There was literally a bum pussy the other day on page 1 of men’s hot photos, it was a CD who had literally lodged a plastic or rubber pussy into their arse hole. Did anyone see it? I was like WTF

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By *illy IdolMan
35 weeks ago

Midlands


"There was literally a bum pussy the other day on page 1 of men’s hot photos, it was a CD who had literally lodged a plastic or rubber pussy into their arse hole. Did anyone see it? I was like WTF "

So what you're saying is Nicky has st0len the idea and is now claiming it as his own?

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By *icolasHidalgoDeCorazon OP   Man
35 weeks ago

St Leonards


"There was literally a bum pussy the other day on page 1 of men’s hot photos, it was a CD who had literally lodged a plastic or rubber pussy into their arse hole. Did anyone see it? I was like WTF

So what you're saying is Nicky has st0len the idea and is now claiming it as his own?"

- I'll give full credit to ANYONE who has done this thinking before me..I probably need some time off being FAB's resident freakshow...they can have it all!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
35 weeks ago


"There was literally a bum pussy the other day on page 1 of men’s hot photos, it was a CD who had literally lodged a plastic or rubber pussy into their arse hole. Did anyone see it? I was like WTF

So what you're saying is Nicky has st0len the idea and is now claiming it as his own?"

Not quite

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
35 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"There was literally a bum pussy the other day on page 1 of men’s hot photos, it was a CD who had literally lodged a plastic or rubber pussy into their arse hole. Did anyone see it? I was like WTF

So what you're saying is Nicky has st0len the idea and is now claiming it as his own?

- I'll give full credit to ANYONE who has done this thinking before me..I probably need some time off being FAB's resident freakshow...they can have it all!!! "

Too late! It's a sinecure...

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By *lowupdollTV/TS
35 weeks ago

Herts/Beds/Lomdon


"I'll be honest - I did have another idea on top of this.

Bum cheeks are a bit like boobs - maybe nipples could be added to bum cheeks too?

So, assuming it can all be wired up for pleasure, maybe some sort of bumpussy tittycheeks thing?

Maybe one nipple does bass/treble and the other volume up/down as well so you can have music at the same time?

Would the sound be a bit muffled?

I think it would be if the bum itself was the speaker system, but it can probably be Bluetoothed (maybe Glow's AssBra can do this?) to domestic multimedia..."

All I’m getting is static.

Wait that’s not static

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By *lowupdollTV/TS
35 weeks ago

Herts/Beds/Lomdon


"There was literally a bum pussy the other day on page 1 of men’s hot photos, it was a CD who had literally lodged a plastic or rubber pussy into their arse hole. Did anyone see it? I was like WTF "

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By (user no longer on site)
35 weeks ago


"There was literally a bum pussy the other day on page 1 of men’s hot photos, it was a CD who had literally lodged a plastic or rubber pussy into their arse hole. Did anyone see it? I was like WTF

So what you're saying is Nicky has st0len the idea and is now claiming it as his own?

- I'll give full credit to ANYONE who has done this thinking before me..I probably need some time off being FAB's resident freakshow...they can have it all!!!

Too late! It's a sinecure... "

I agree this is now his brand, for life

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
35 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"I'll be honest - I did have another idea on top of this.

Bum cheeks are a bit like boobs - maybe nipples could be added to bum cheeks too?

So, assuming it can all be wired up for pleasure, maybe some sort of bumpussy tittycheeks thing?

Maybe one nipple does bass/treble and the other volume up/down as well so you can have music at the same time?

Would the sound be a bit muffled?

I think it would be if the bum itself was the speaker system, but it can probably be Bluetoothed (maybe Glow's AssBra can do this?) to domestic multimedia...

All I’m getting is static.

Wait that’s not static "

*said in the tone of "that's no moon"*

Erm... actually...

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By (user no longer on site)
35 weeks ago

This has cracked me up.

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By *lowupdollTV/TS
35 weeks ago

Herts/Beds/Lomdon


"I'll be honest - I did have another idea on top of this.

Bum cheeks are a bit like boobs - maybe nipples could be added to bum cheeks too?

So, assuming it can all be wired up for pleasure, maybe some sort of bumpussy tittycheeks thing?

Maybe one nipple does bass/treble and the other volume up/down as well so you can have music at the same time?

Would the sound be a bit muffled?

I think it would be if the bum itself was the speaker system, but it can probably be Bluetoothed (maybe Glow's AssBra can do this?) to domestic multimedia...

All I’m getting is static.

Wait that’s not static

*said in the tone of "that's no moon"*

Erm... actually..."

Full moon

Smaller full moon

Total eclipse

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By *illy IdolMan
35 weeks ago

Midlands


"There was literally a bum pussy the other day on page 1 of men’s hot photos, it was a CD who had literally lodged a plastic or rubber pussy into their arse hole. Did anyone see it? I was like WTF

So what you're saying is Nicky has st0len the idea and is now claiming it as his own?

Not quite "

Next time you're on hot pics, keep your eye out for the arse nipples too

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By (user no longer on site)
35 weeks ago


"There was literally a bum pussy the other day on page 1 of men’s hot photos, it was a CD who had literally lodged a plastic or rubber pussy into their arse hole. Did anyone see it? I was like WTF

So what you're saying is Nicky has st0len the idea and is now claiming it as his own?

Not quite

Next time you're on hot pics, keep your eye out for the arse nipples too "

You will be the first to know

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By *icolasHidalgoDeCorazon OP   Man
35 weeks ago

St Leonards

I'm kinda getting a company coming to life here (cooperative, anarcho-syndicalist, obvs):

Glow as head of events and PR

Davina as CTO and Chief Scientist

Willy as Marketing Director

Cockney as Sales Director

Meli across HR

And me in a vat of goo with electrodes in my brain pumping out the ideas...chocolate and kebabs as salary...

Dare we trust Fred as Chief Surgeon?

I want Fred as Chief Surgeon...I don't think it would fly measured against traditional corporate metrics...but I still want it .

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By *TG3Man
35 weeks ago

Dorchester


"I'm kinda getting a company coming to life here (cooperative, anarcho-syndicalist, obvs):

Glow as head of events and PR

Davina as CTO and Chief Scientist

Willy as Marketing Director

Cockney as Sales Director

Meli across HR

And me in a vat of goo with electrodes in my brain pumping out the ideas...chocolate and kebabs as salary...

Dare we trust Fred as Chief Surgeon?

I want Fred as Chief Surgeon...I don't think it would fly measured against traditional corporate metrics...but I still want it ."

why do you need a surgeon klunge?

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By *icolasHidalgoDeCorazon OP   Man
35 weeks ago

St Leonards


"I'm kinda getting a company coming to life here (cooperative, anarcho-syndicalist, obvs):

Glow as head of events and PR

Davina as CTO and Chief Scientist

Willy as Marketing Director

Cockney as Sales Director

Meli across HR

And me in a vat of goo with electrodes in my brain pumping out the ideas...chocolate and kebabs as salary...

Dare we trust Fred as Chief Surgeon?

I want Fred as Chief Surgeon...I don't think it would fly measured against traditional corporate metrics...but I still want it .why do you need a surgeon klunge? "

Maybe not Fred then ...

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By *TG3Man
35 weeks ago

Dorchester

For accidental over stretching of the bum pussy muscles i guess but how successful would that be operating on it surely that would cause more problems than it would solve....... Brings new mean to the phrase " slack alice"

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By *icolasHidalgoDeCorazon OP   Man
35 weeks ago

St Leonards


"I'm kinda getting a company coming to life here (cooperative, anarcho-syndicalist, obvs):

Glow as head of events and PR

Davina as CTO and Chief Scientist

Willy as Marketing Director

Cockney as Sales Director

Meli across HR

And me in a vat of goo with electrodes in my brain pumping out the ideas...chocolate and kebabs as salary...

Dare we trust Fred as Chief Surgeon?

I want Fred as Chief Surgeon...I don't think it would fly measured against traditional corporate metrics...but I still want it .why do you need a surgeon klunge? "

Coz someone needs to do all the cutting and stitching and erogenous connections Fred!!!

And Davina would get even crazier than me...they'd leave the surgery with elephant trunks and tentacles and everything!!!

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By *TG3Man
35 weeks ago

Dorchester


"For accidental over stretching of the bum pussy muscles i guess but how successful would that be operating on it surely that would cause more problems than it would solve....... Brings new meaning to the phrase " slack alice" "
i typed meaning ffs

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By *icolasHidalgoDeCorazon OP   Man
35 weeks ago

St Leonards


"For accidental over stretching of the bum pussy muscles i guess but how successful would that be operating on it surely that would cause more problems than it would solve....... Brings new meaning to the phrase " slack alice" i typed meaning ffs "

Maybe Fred could be an occasional advisor...that might be best for everyone ..

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By *TG3Man
35 weeks ago

Dorchester


"For accidental over stretching of the bum pussy muscles i guess but how successful would that be operating on it surely that would cause more problems than it would solve....... Brings new meaning to the phrase " slack alice" i typed meaning ffs

Maybe Fred could be an occasional advisor...that might be best for everyone .."

oh cmon let me be an advisor i promise I'll advise everyone sensibly

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
35 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"I'm kinda getting a company coming to life here (cooperative, anarcho-syndicalist, obvs):

Glow as head of events and PR

Davina as CTO and Chief Scientist

Willy as Marketing Director

Cockney as Sales Director

Meli across HR

And me in a vat of goo with electrodes in my brain pumping out the ideas...chocolate and kebabs as salary...

Dare we trust Fred as Chief Surgeon?

I want Fred as Chief Surgeon...I don't think it would fly measured against traditional corporate metrics...but I still want it .why do you need a surgeon klunge?

Coz someone needs to do all the cutting and stitching and erogenous connections Fred!!!

And Davina would get even crazier than me...they'd leave the surgery with elephant trunks and tentacles and everything!!!"

Oooh! Oooh! Anime tentacle porn! All my Urotsukidoji fantasies come to life!

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By *icolasHidalgoDeCorazon OP   Man
35 weeks ago

St Leonards


"For accidental over stretching of the bum pussy muscles i guess but how successful would that be operating on it surely that would cause more problems than it would solve....... Brings new meaning to the phrase " slack alice" i typed meaning ffs

Maybe Fred could be an occasional advisor...that might be best for everyone ..oh cmon let me be an advisor i promise I'll advise everyone sensibly "

Will you promise not to play with the knives and lasers Fred?

Apart from your Birthday - special treat.

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By *TG3Man
35 weeks ago

Dorchester


"For accidental over stretching of the bum pussy muscles i guess but how successful would that be operating on it surely that would cause more problems than it would solve....... Brings new meaning to the phrase " slack alice" i typed meaning ffs

Maybe Fred could be an occasional advisor...that might be best for everyone ..oh cmon let me be an advisor i promise I'll advise everyone sensibly

Will you promise not to play with the knives and lasers Fred?

Apart from your Birthday - special treat."

yes I'm not allowed near knives anyway

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By *lowupdollTV/TS
35 weeks ago

Herts/Beds/Lomdon

If I’m head of events can I get the whole venue covered in cling film? Just in case anyone makes a mess.

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By *icolasHidalgoDeCorazon OP   Man
35 weeks ago

St Leonards


"If I’m head of events can I get the whole venue covered in cling film? Just in case anyone makes a mess. "

Uhmm...when I'm in my vat of goo and it's late at night and you're the only other person there....I will be safe won't I?

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
35 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania

I'm going to need thigh-length black patent-leather go-go boots, a tailored lab coat with a high collar that buttons up the side, the best black lipstick and a palette of black, red and purple eyeshadow, and a "bride of Frankenstein" wig.

We're* going to have such fun.

*I'm

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By *lowupdollTV/TS
35 weeks ago

Herts/Beds/Lomdon


"If I’m head of events can I get the whole venue covered in cling film? Just in case anyone makes a mess.

Uhmm...when I'm in my vat of goo and it's late at night and you're the only other person there....I will be safe won't I?"

Shhhhh you’ll attract attention. We don’t want that.

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
35 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania

... and horn-rimmed* glasses and a clipboard, and a stethoscope, and a tricorder, and a spatula and...

*I said "rimmed" - hurr hurr

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By *icolasHidalgoDeCorazon OP   Man
35 weeks ago

St Leonards

Well, I can't see any problems ahead.

All looks like plain-sailing to me.

What's that?

Ship's Captain?

Not that it matters - but it's "Robert Walton" ...

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By (user no longer on site)
35 weeks ago

This earned you a profile view, and I even clicked your web link too.

Now I've had enough Internet for the day.

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By *icolasHidalgoDeCorazon OP   Man
35 weeks ago

St Leonards


"This earned you a profile view, and I even clicked your web link too.

Now I've had enough Internet for the day."

- Very wise (thank you)

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By *illy IdolMan
35 weeks ago

Midlands


"I'm kinda getting a company coming to life here (cooperative, anarcho-syndicalist, obvs):

Glow as head of events and PR

Davina as CTO and Chief Scientist

Willy as Marketing Director

Cockney as Sales Director

Meli across HR

And me in a vat of goo with electrodes in my brain pumping out the ideas...chocolate and kebabs as salary...

Dare we trust Fred as Chief Surgeon?

I want Fred as Chief Surgeon...I don't think it would fly measured against traditional corporate metrics...but I still want it ."

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By *TG3Man
35 weeks ago

Dorchester


"If I’m head of events can I get the whole venue covered in cling film? Just in case anyone makes a mess.

Uhmm...when I'm in my vat of goo and it's late at night and you're the only other person there....I will be safe won't I?"

you'll be klunged fer sure

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By *r and mrs sanddancerCouple
35 weeks ago

BOLDON COLLIERY


"Why are these not a "thing" yet?

Or if they are, why so rare?

There are some astonishingly beautiful, soft skinned, wonderful kissy lipped and be-boobed people with penises out there/on here, but if some augmentation has already occurred, why has no one put little luscious flaps and a clit around their bum?

I get the bits might be intrusive in everyday life...maybe they could be foldable? Like anal origami or something.

But why...in our posthuman post-gendered trajectory of joy...why oh why does no one have a bum pussy?

Soz - still can't shag you if you have a willy....yuk yuk willies yuk...but bum pussies could and should be quite beautiful ."

Would a large set of Hemorrhoids count?

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By *TG3Man
35 weeks ago

Dorchester

What are tradition corporate metrics? I think I'd definitely fail on them whatever they are, i don't do anything traditional

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By *mashingPumpkinMan
35 weeks ago

Carmarthen

This is a most fascinating thread!

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