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"So I missed the bear thing that's doing the rounds on social media and can't find a thread on the forum. The hypothetical question posed to men was: if you were alone in the woods, would you rather trust a bear to grill your steak or a woman?" It depends on if it was on a George foreman grill or an open fire. Open fire a bear, George foreman a woman. | |||
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"Is the bear male or female?" The bear is cis male, but doesn't necessarily want to conform. | |||
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"So I missed the bear thing that's doing the rounds on social media and can't find a thread on the forum. The hypothetical question posed to men was: if you were alone in the woods, would you rather trust a bear to grill your steak or a woman?" no bears can't cook  | |||
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"Clearly a woman.. The bear would slurp that in a hot minute  "This bear is vegan | |||
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"Clearly a woman.. The bear would slurp that in a hot minute
This bear is vegan
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"Depends who has washed their hands after taking a shit in the woods " You're the woman aren't you? | |||
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"Depends who has washed their hands after taking a shit in the woods You're the woman aren't you?" Probably neither. I like steak tartare tbh | |||
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"Clearly a woman.. The bear would slurp that in a hot minute
This bear is vegan
Whose doing the washing up "The staff. | |||
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"Depends who has washed their hands after taking a shit in the woods You're the woman aren't you?" She can marinade me   | |||
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"Depends who has washed their hands after taking a shit in the woods You're the woman aren't you? Probably neither. I like steak tartare tbh " I’m in the middle of the woods, I’m not expecting Michelin star. Just wipe your hands on your jeans, and fry the meat.  | |||
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"Depends who has washed their hands after taking a shit in the woods You're the woman aren't you? She can marinade me "Oooffttt  | |||
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"I’m vegetarian babe" This bear has plant-based steak. He's woker than the average bear. | |||
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"I’m vegetarian babe" I'm not sure the bear really cares. Sorry....  | |||
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"Depends who has washed their hands after taking a shit in the woods You're the woman aren't you? Probably neither. I like steak tartare tbh I’m in the middle of the woods, I’m not expecting Michelin star. Just wipe your hands on your jeans, and fry the meat. "You’ve said that as a chat up line haven’t you? | |||
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"Does he do yoni bare? Sorry - wrong thread." FFS | |||
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"I’m vegetarian babe This bear has plant-based steak. He's woker than the average bear." Fuck me can i order a plant based steak +a beer!! | |||
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"Would you trust Stephen Bear? The prick. " He's bearly famous. | |||
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"Would you trust Stephen Bear? The prick. He's bearly famous." Bear-ly | |||
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"I’m vegetarian babe This bear has plant-based steak. He's woker than the average bear." Fair. If the bear is woke then I trust him. So my answer is I don’t care which one | |||
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"Would you trust Stephen Bear? The prick. He's bearly famous."  nice | |||
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" The hypothetical question posed to men was: if you were alone in the woods, would you rather trust a bear to grill your steak or a woman?" if your expecting me to cook a steak i would take the bear - i do like mine blue - the smoke alarm doesnt go off then | |||
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"Is the woman Amber Heard? " Bears shit in the woods, she on the other hand… | |||
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"Is the woman Amber Heard? Bears shit in the woods, she on the other hand…" Exactly… I’m choosing the bear | |||
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"So I missed the bear thing that's doing the rounds on social media and can't find a thread on the forum. The hypothetical question posed to men was: if you were alone in the woods, would you rather trust a bear to grill your steak or a woman?" Neither. I make my own | |||
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"So I missed the bear thing that's doing the rounds on social media and can't find a thread on the forum. The hypothetical question posed to men was: if you were alone in the woods, would you rather trust a bear to grill your steak or a woman? Neither. I make my own " ^Loney bear | |||
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"Depends who has washed their hands after taking a shit in the woods You're the woman aren't you? Probably neither. I like steak tartare tbh " She's tartare than the average bear ^^^ J | |||
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"So I missed the bear thing that's doing the rounds on social media and can't find a thread on the forum. The hypothetical question posed to men was: if you were alone in the woods, would you rather trust a bear to grill your steak or a woman? Neither. I make my own ^Loney bear" Spare bear | |||
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"Depends who has washed their hands after taking a shit in the woods You're the woman aren't you? Probably neither. I like steak tartare tbh She's tartare than the average bear ^^^ J" | |||
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"Depends who has washed their hands after taking a shit in the woods You're the woman aren't you? Probably neither. I like steak tartare tbh She's tartare than the average bear ^^^ J" ^She's raised the steaks. | |||
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"Does this bear mind if I make a soft woodland core porno?" Is it grizzly? | |||
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"Does this bear mind if I make a soft woodland core porno?" With a grill? | |||
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"Does this bear mind if I make a soft woodland core porno? Is it grizzly?" No Pete. | |||
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"Does this bear mind if I make a soft woodland core porno? Is it grizzly? No Pete." Its a growler | |||
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"Does this bear mind if I make a soft woodland core porno? With a grill?" No. I will be using my bear hands. | |||
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"Does this bear mind if I make a soft woodland core porno? Is it grizzly? No Pete. Its a growler " Hairy? | |||
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"Does this bear mind if I make a soft woodland core porno? Is it grizzly? No Pete. Its a growler Hairy?" See for yourself! | |||
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"Does this bear mind if I make a soft woodland core porno? Is it grizzly? No Pete. Its a growler Hairy? See for yourself! "I’ll go have a sniff. | |||
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"Does this bear mind if I make a soft woodland core porno? Is it grizzly? No Pete." Is it jizzly? | |||
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"Does this bear mind if I make a soft woodland core porno? Is it grizzly? No Pete. Its a growler Hairy? See for yourself!
I’ll go have a sniff."Salmon is involved. | |||
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"Does this bear mind if I make a soft woodland core porno? Is it grizzly? No Pete. Is it jizzly?" Yes. You know how it will go.  | |||
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"Does this bear mind if I make a soft woodland core porno? Is it grizzly? No Pete. Its a growler Hairy? See for yourself!
I’ll go have a sniff.
Salmon is involved."Smoked? | |||
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"Does this bear mind if I make a soft woodland core porno? Is it grizzly? No Pete. Its a growler Hairy? See for yourself!
I’ll go have a sniff.
Salmon is involved.
Smoked?"Yeah and I've got some honey too. But did you know the only bears that like honey are actually honey bears and they only exist in Canada mostly hibernate during Summer because they are afraid of honey bees and if you look closely enough you'll see they would never attack a woman because I am completely making this fact up | |||
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"Does this bear mind if I make a soft woodland core porno? Is it grizzly? No Pete. Is it jizzly? Yes. You know how it will go. "Pooh bear. | |||
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"Does this bear mind if I make a soft woodland core porno? Is it grizzly? No Pete. Its a growler Hairy? See for yourself!
I’ll go have a sniff.
Salmon is involved.
Smoked?
Yeah and I've got some honey too. But did you know the only bears that like honey are actually honey bears and they only exist in Canada mostly hibernate during Summer because they are afraid of honey bees and if you look closely enough you'll see they would never attack a woman because I am completely making this fact up"I didn’t. Very educational | |||
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"This hypothetical steak grilling scenario is laughably unbelievable. At what point in history has a man ever relinquished control of the bbq?" As a bear necessity. | |||
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"So I missed the bear thing that's doing the rounds on social media and can't find a thread on the forum. The hypothetical question posed to men was: if you were alone in the woods, would you rather trust a bear to grill your steak or a woman?" Holy.. Moses you grill bears op | |||
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"This hypothetical steak grilling scenario is laughably unbelievable. At what point in history has a man ever relinquished control of the bbq?" Why are we grilling a steak anyway, it should be in a pan with butter. The entire premise is flawed really. I'm all for equality, women can take control of the BBQ hell even build the fire. Cook the jerk chicken and burgers all day long. I'll even prepare the salad. But some things are sacred, let men keep the steak cooking - it's like a male Red tent thing. We need our space too. | |||
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"So I missed the bear thing that's doing the rounds on social media and can't find a thread on the forum. The hypothetical question posed to men was: if you were alone in the woods, would you rather trust a bear to grill your steak or a woman? Holy.. Moses you grill bears op" No - I grill women. | |||
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"So I missed the bear thing that's doing the rounds on social media and can't find a thread on the forum. The hypothetical question posed to men was: if you were alone in the woods, would you rather trust a bear to grill your steak or a woman? Holy.. Moses you grill bears op No - I grill women." Your surname Nilson | |||
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"So I missed the bear thing that's doing the rounds on social media and can't find a thread on the forum. The hypothetical question posed to men was: if you were alone in the woods, would you rather trust a bear to grill your steak or a woman? Holy.. Moses you grill bears op No - I grill women. Your surname Nilson " I can't live. | |||
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"Does anyone know how to contact RSPCA because I am worried about a bear " Contact Peetie the sexual harassment panda. | |||
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"So I missed the bear thing that's doing the rounds on social media and can't find a thread on the forum. The hypothetical question posed to men was: if you were alone in the woods, would you rather trust a bear to grill your steak or a woman?" Which bear? Pooh? Yogi? Or that one who probably arrived on a rubber dinghy? I need to know how to apply my prejudice before deciding. | |||
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"A woman grilling my steak sounds alright. What’s the argument for the bear? " It'll be rarer. | |||
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"A woman grilling my steak sounds alright. What’s the argument for the bear? It'll be rarer." This argument was never about cooking.  | |||
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Anyway, I didnt know bears can cook or talk like they do on that Twix advert.
Just goes to show, never stop to learn. | |||
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"This bear things becoming unbearable...!
Anyway, I didnt know bears can cook or talk like they do on that Twix advert.
Just goes to show, never stop to learn. "I can’t bearlieve you made that joke. | |||
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"This bear things becoming unbearable...!
Anyway, I didnt know bears can cook or talk like they do on that Twix advert.
Just goes to show, never stop to learn.
I can’t bearlieve you made that joke. "What joke? You're beary funny. xxx | |||
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"This bear things becoming unbearable...!
Anyway, I didnt know bears can cook or talk like they do on that Twix advert.
Just goes to show, never stop to learn.
I can’t bearlieve you made that joke.
What joke?
You're beary funny. xxx"Alright calm down or everyone’s gonna give us a Grylling. | |||
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"This bear things becoming unbearable...!
Anyway, I didnt know bears can cook or talk like they do on that Twix advert.
Just goes to show, never stop to learn.
I can’t bearlieve you made that joke.
What joke?
You're beary funny. xxx
Alright calm down or everyone’s gonna give us a Grylling. "It's ok, we're polar opposites. They'll understand and not get jealous | |||
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"A woman grilling my steak sounds alright. What’s the argument for the bear? It'll be rarer. This argument was never about cooking. "Who said it was about cooking?! Have you ever seen a bear cooking a steak? No. So, it'd be a very rare event | |||
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"A woman grilling my steak sounds alright. What’s the argument for the bear? It'll be rarer. This argument was never about cooking.
Who said it was about cooking?! Have you ever seen a bear cooking a steak? No. So, it'd be a very rare event "So purely on the basis that we might never get the chance to see a bear cook a steak again in our lifetimes…we should take that option! | |||
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"A woman grilling my steak sounds alright. What’s the argument for the bear? It'll be rarer. This argument was never about cooking.
Who said it was about cooking?! Have you ever seen a bear cooking a steak? No. So, it'd be a very rare event
So purely on the basis that we might never get the chance to see a bear cook a steak again in our lifetimes…we should take that option!
"Let's do it. You can run away if the bear gets antsy. I'll sacrifice myself  | |||
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"So I missed the bear thing that's doing the rounds on social media and can't find a thread on the forum. The hypothetical question posed to men was: if you were alone in the woods, would you rather trust a bear to grill your steak or a woman?" I trust noone to grill my steak. | |||
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"A woman grilling my steak sounds alright. What’s the argument for the bear? It'll be rarer. This argument was never about cooking.
Who said it was about cooking?! Have you ever seen a bear cooking a steak? No. So, it'd be a very rare event
So purely on the basis that we might never get the chance to see a bear cook a steak again in our lifetimes…we should take that option!
Let's do it. You can run away if the bear gets antsy. I'll sacrifice myself "We can just get some tips from Leo beforehand. Be reet. | |||
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"So I missed the bear thing that's doing the rounds on social media and can't find a thread on the forum. The hypothetical question posed to men was: if you were alone in the woods, would you rather trust a bear to grill your steak or a woman? I trust noone to grill my steak." Will yours have a bluebell and dandelion jus, served on a bed of sun-kissed oak leaves and with a shaving of woodland fungi on the side? | |||
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"So I missed the bear thing that's doing the rounds on social media and can't find a thread on the forum. The hypothetical question posed to men was: if you were alone in the woods, would you rather trust a bear to grill your steak or a woman? I trust noone to grill my steak. Will yours have a bluebell and dandelion jus, served on a bed of sun-kissed oak leaves and with a shaving of woodland fungi on the side? " Everyone knows that dandelion is bitter, wild garlic is preferred and in season! And woodland fungi is a poor way to say hand picked morels. | |||
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"So I missed the bear thing that's doing the rounds on social media and can't find a thread on the forum. The hypothetical question posed to men was: if you were alone in the woods, would you rather trust a bear to grill your steak or a woman?" I wouldn’t want a bear to grill a woman. Bears make terrible interrogators. And if I was alone in the woods there wouldn’t be a bear or a woman by definition. #overthinking | |||
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"So I missed the bear thing that's doing the rounds on social media and can't find a thread on the forum. The hypothetical question posed to men was: if you were alone in the woods, would you rather trust a bear to grill your steak or a woman? I wouldn’t want a bear to grill a woman. Bears make terrible interrogators. And if I was alone in the woods there wouldn’t be a bear or a woman by definition. #overthinking" But would there be a steak? | |||
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"This hypothetical steak grilling scenario is laughably unbelievable. At what point in history has a man ever relinquished control of the bbq? As a bear necessity. " Ah, so the bear has ripped your arms off and you can no longer hold the tongs. Shame. | |||
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"This hypothetical steak grilling scenario is laughably unbelievable. At what point in history has a man ever relinquished control of the bbq? As a bear necessity. Ah, so the bear has ripped your arms off and you can no longer hold the tongs. Shame." Don't pick the prickly pear with a paw, when you pick a pear try and use the tongs. | |||
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"It doesn't matter which one you choose cos they are both soft crunchy and delicious " It’s luscious, it’s super, It’s mushious, it’s duper, It’s better than rotten old fish. You mash it and munch it, You chew it and crunch it! It’s lovely to hear it go squish! | |||
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