FabSwingers.com forum: Bank Holiday Poems!

By *hrisone85 OP Man
37 weeks ago

SOUTHAMPTON

There's no trick involved, it's just a simple rhyme,

One that won't take up too much of my time,

So come on folks apply right here,

And expect four lines back full of cheer*

*Full of bad puns and terrible rhymes in reality

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
37 weeks ago

Southampton

Hickory dickory Dock

I'd like to sit on a cock

But as I'm sat on a train

The other passengers might complain

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
37 weeks ago

Southampton

And yes I literally made that up this minute lol

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By *TG3Man
37 weeks ago

Dorchester

I didn't know it was a bank holiday

But now i do so whoop the woo

Its pissing down outside

So no chance of a cycle ride

So I'm watching the snooker instead

Upon my bed

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By *ohn.Wick.Man
37 weeks ago

The Continental

Roses ain’t red

Violets ain’t blue

I can’t rhyme for shit

Come and sit on my face

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By (user no longer on site)
37 weeks ago

Was once a fair maiden from Kent

And swapped life for a tent

I got bored when he snored

Plus gave up sex for lent

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By (user no longer on site)
37 weeks ago

LittlemissK is an insatiable flirt

Her mind is as filthy as dirt

She’ll sit on your cock

Or whatever you’ve got

As she’s tearing off your shirt!

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By (user no longer on site)
37 weeks ago

Was chatting to a fab ghost

Oh he was such a host

He had to boast

He burnt the toast

Little miss buffet

Sat down on her muffet

And scared the male critters away

With her buffet of the day

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
37 weeks ago

Southampton

"LittlemissK is an insatiable flirt

Her mind is as filthy as dirt

She’ll sit on your cock

Or whatever you’ve got

As she’s tearing off your shirt!

.. now what exactly are you saying Woody ??

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By *TG3Man
37 weeks ago

Dorchester

"LittlemissK is an insatiable flirt

Her mind is as filthy as dirt

She’ll sit on your cock

Or whatever you’ve got

As she’s tearing off your skirt!

"
ooooo i know

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By (user no longer on site)
37 weeks ago

Mr John Wick has a nifty trick

And something no-one else can lick’

He can find that spot

That others cannot

With his understated big thick dick

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
37 weeks ago

Southampton

"LittlemissK is an insatiable flirt

Her mind is as filthy as dirt

She’ll sit on your cock

Or whatever you’ve got

As she’s tearing off your skirt!

ooooo i know

Excuse me ??!

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By *TG3Man
37 weeks ago

Dorchester

"LittlemissK is an insatiable flirt

Her mind is as filthy as dirt

She’ll sit on your cock

Or whatever you’ve got

As she’s tearing off your skirt!

ooooo i know

Excuse me ??!

"
lol

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By (user no longer on site)
37 weeks ago

Knock on the house number 333

That’s where our friend Fred will be

Surfing the net

With tissues I bet

Whilst listening to songs from Glee

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By *TG3Man
37 weeks ago

Dorchester

"Knock on the house number 333

That’s where our friend Fred will be

Surfing the net

With tissues I bet

Whilst listening to songs from Glee "
lol

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By *lowupdollTV/TS
37 weeks ago

Herts/Beds/Lomdon

I’ll talk in third person, to give you a version

Of _lowupdoll using the web

It’s ups and its downs, the get runarounds,

Could use some more flow and less ebb

Fab straight I don’t rate, but then they’re irate

Is it a bird or a bloke?

But I paid up a five quid, so I can’t just get rid

No dick and a little more broke

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By (user no longer on site)
37 weeks ago

I’m not very good at rhyming

I think it’s due to my bad and sometimes awkward and often awfully placed and stretched out comedy timing….

But I’ll give Fab a whirl

And try to find a girl

But I’ve more chance of success - bitcoin mining

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By *ackformore100Man
37 weeks ago

Tin town

There was a young wanker from bicester

Who self pleasured so much he got blisters

Watching the neighbours oiled bum

As she laid naked in the sun

He spunked out the window but missed her

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By *ackformore100Man
37 weeks ago

Tin town

In haiku...

Man with erection

Finds wet holes that need filling

Lucky lucky man

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