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By *ich1981 OP   Man
40 weeks ago

Salisbury

Anyone real here that actually talks cos all women I message apart from few friends r rude n damaged rite obnoxious

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
40 weeks ago

Essex

I’m not sure that’s going to endear the ladies to you …

Just a hunch.

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By *ivemealadybonerWoman
40 weeks ago

somewhere

I'm definitely real...I think? The only thing fake about me is my nails (and colour of my hair).

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
40 weeks ago

Carlisle usually

I'm real and obnoxious if that helps

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By *ohn.Wick.Man
40 weeks ago

The Continental

Oh dear, that’s a great opener to endear oneself to the audience you want to attract.

Spectacular own goal.

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By (user no longer on site)
40 weeks ago


"I'm real and obnoxious if that helps "
and I'm just really obnoxious.

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By *ot to giggleWoman
40 weeks ago

Coventry

yep you messaged me and you were hard work !!!!!!!!!

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By *ittle Miss TinkerbellWoman
40 weeks ago

your head

I'm not sure your going to gain many friends calling people rude and damaged OP

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By *ansoffateMan
40 weeks ago

Sagittarius A


"I'm real and obnoxious if that helps "

I was thinking that... Well not specifically you, but they're hardly mutually exclusive traits.

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By *partan69Man
40 weeks ago

hyde

I'm real, really real honest

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By *adyBugsWoman
40 weeks ago

cognito

Nah I’m faker than that grass people lay on their old lawns

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By *weet LisaTV/TS
40 weeks ago

Crawley

That's one sore botty.

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By (user no longer on site)
40 weeks ago

"Damaged" love it!

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By *TG3Man
40 weeks ago

Dorchester

No sorry I'm AI

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By *mber and FireCouple
40 weeks ago

Carmarthenshire

Just part of the algorithm I'm afraid.

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By *ittlebirdWoman
40 weeks ago

The Big Smoke


"I'm real and obnoxious if that helps

I was thinking that... Well not specifically you, but they're hardly mutually exclusive traits."

I’m the same

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By *ich1981 OP   Man
40 weeks ago

Salisbury


"I'm definitely real...I think? The only thing fake about me is my nails (and colour of my hair)."
nice but doubtful I'm fit for u

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By *aizyWoman
40 weeks ago

west midlands

rude n rite obnoxious, would make a great username, thanks OP!

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By *ich1981 OP   Man
40 weeks ago

Salisbury


"I'm real and obnoxious if that helps "
lol hun

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By *ich1981 OP   Man
40 weeks ago

Salisbury


"rude n rite obnoxious, would make a great username, thanks OP! "
welcome

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By *TG3Man
40 weeks ago

Dorchester


"rude n rite obnoxious, would make a great username, thanks OP! "
don't change your name when i think of you i think fresh as a daisy

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By *ivemealadybonerWoman
40 weeks ago

somewhere


"I'm definitely real...I think? The only thing fake about me is my nails (and colour of my hair). nice but doubtful I'm fit for u"

Sadly yes, I only go for much younger and bearded men but good luck to you!

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By *ellhungvweMan
40 weeks ago

Cheltenham

I have a feeling this is going to be short but sweet

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By *ohn.Wick.Man
40 weeks ago

The Continental


"I have a feeling this is going to be carnage "

I fixed that for ya

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By *aizyWoman
40 weeks ago

west midlands


"rude n rite obnoxious, would make a great username, thanks OP! don't change your

name when i think of you i think fresh as a daisy "

Ah thanks Fred, made me wanna go and post on the Must be clean and respectful thread now!

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By *ot to giggleWoman
40 weeks ago

Coventry

OP - you are your own worse enemy - take a NO as a NO

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By *arley QuimWoman
40 weeks ago

Somewhere

You could always stop messaging them then

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By (user no longer on site)
40 weeks ago

Ignore rich. He’s not real. Definitely a bot.

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By *aughty by nature 76Man
40 weeks ago

Walsall & Reading

Good Afternoon everyone xx

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By *TG3Man
40 weeks ago

Dorchester


"rude n rite obnoxious, would make a great username, thanks OP! don't change your

name when i think of you i think fresh as a daisy

Ah thanks Fred, made me wanna go and post on the Must be clean and respectful thread now! "

lol

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By *TG3Man
40 weeks ago

Dorchester


"OP - you are your own worse enemy - take a NO as a NO "
yes

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By *ittlebirdWoman
40 weeks ago

The Big Smoke


"I have a feeling this is going to be carnage

I fixed that for ya "

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By (user no longer on site)
40 weeks ago

Mistakenly realised woman here

Definitely not rude or obnoxious but can be if you want me to be.

Everyone has their kink

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By *ansoffateMan
40 weeks ago

Sagittarius A

Not a very nice thing to say really, damaged, in that context, I found that a bit obnoxious. The kind of thing that would put me off someone. A lot of people who've had adverse experiences have had to do a lot of work on themselves and grown as a consequence.

Whereas some people have the self-awareness of an Amoeba and think every issue they experience in life is due to external factors.

Takes all kinds I guess.

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By *viatrixWoman
40 weeks ago

Redhill

I am just fab wank material.

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By (user no longer on site)
40 weeks ago

Hey op, I can be rude and obnoxious when I reply. Not replying is sometimes the better option.

I'd hazard a guess that the majority of women on here are real, with a pulse and everything. Some are a little crazy though, I'd stay away from those ones.

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By *weet LisaTV/TS
40 weeks ago

Crawley

The OP's trolling and projecting at the same time.

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By *hrimper36Couple
40 weeks ago

Central France dept 36


"Anyone real here that actually talks cos all women I message apart from few friends r rude n damaged rite obnoxious "

Oh dear op has your girlfriend got a puncture because going by your green arrow you are coming across as not being a happy bunny bless you.

Chin up and enjoy.

T

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By *essTTWoman
40 weeks ago

Birmingham

I wear wigs so could be classed as fake?

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By *partan69Man
40 weeks ago

hyde


"I am just fab wank material. "

Well if you're happy with that I'm off to you're profile

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By *he turned me GreyCouple
40 weeks ago

Warwick and Coventry


"Anyone real here that actually talks cos all women I message apart from few friends r rude n damaged rite obnoxious "

Oh Rich, you'll learn its not them it's you

Mr

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By *he MinionMan
40 weeks ago

.


"Anyone real here that actually talks cos all women I message apart from few friends r rude n damaged rite obnoxious "

So the rude, damaged and oboxious ones arent real ?

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By *ittlebirdWoman
40 weeks ago

The Big Smoke


"The OP's trolling and projecting at the same time.

"

Multitasking

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By (user no longer on site)
40 weeks ago


"The OP's trolling and projecting at the same time.

Multitasking "

He must be female!

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By *he turned me GreyCouple
40 weeks ago

Warwick and Coventry


"The OP's trolling and projecting at the same time.

Multitasking

He must be female!"

But not a real one

Mr

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By *ittlebirdWoman
40 weeks ago

The Big Smoke


"The OP's trolling and projecting at the same time.

Multitasking

He must be female!"

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By *weet LisaTV/TS
40 weeks ago

Crawley

Why didn't the OP mention these rude messages in his bullshit Polite thread?

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By *rixie_BlondeWoman
40 weeks ago

London (She/Her)

I think I’m real but sometimes when I talk it’s as though no one can hear me, so I’m not sure.

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By *riel13Woman
40 weeks ago

Northampton

[Removed by poster at 05/05/24 16:44:56]

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By *riel13Woman
40 weeks ago

Northampton

I don't talk to people I am not at least a little attracted to

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By (user no longer on site)
40 weeks ago

We are real and will talk if we are interested or not we ain’t rude

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By *rBobbMan
40 weeks ago

Birmingham

Oh dear. How to make friends and influence people. Think you need a re-think Op

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By *inger_SnapWoman
40 weeks ago

Hampshire/Dorset

I think someone might be projecting...

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
40 weeks ago

My boudoir - S Wales

Oh so now we are robot shaming as well!

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By *edeWoman
40 weeks ago

the abyss

They tried returning me at birth but the manufacturer couldn't decide who was at fault so I had to stay unfortunately

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By *alandNitaCouple
40 weeks ago

Scunthorpe


"Anyone real here that actually talks cos all women I message apart from few friends r rude n damaged rite obnoxious "

I've never had any problems finding people to chat, are you sure?

Cal

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By *tanley FunseekerMan
40 weeks ago

stanley

Nope I’m a demon from the third circle of hell, hiding out here from Crowley and the Winchesters

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By *itygamesMan
40 weeks ago

UK

nobody has to talk to anyone

Treat it like your on a train or bus or aeroplane.

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By *toC Thats MeWoman
40 weeks ago

Sheffield

Bit of a rude sweeping statement!

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By *olden RatioWoman
40 weeks ago

Buckinghamshire

I am merely a figment of one's imagination.

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By *illan-KillashMan
40 weeks ago

London/Sussex/Surrey/Berks/Hants

Fabicide.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
40 weeks ago

North West

I'm damaged. Like actually broken. Can't be fixed either. Sad times

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By (user no longer on site)
40 weeks ago

Did that go as you expected OP? Stunning performance.

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By *parkle1974Woman
40 weeks ago

Leeds

Last time I looked I was real....Best go double check.

I an usually a little ray of sunshine but if people don't/can't or won't take no for an answer then you can bet your life on it that I will become the most obnoxious, rude and arrogant women you will ever come across (no pun intended)

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
40 weeks ago

Leeds

( pinches himself ) sorry mate no, I’m a cartoon.

The mr

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By (user no longer on site)
40 weeks ago

I've asked the fairies in my garden, and they say I'm real.

I'm picky though, so maybe I'm obnoxious and/or damaged

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By *essTTWoman
40 weeks ago

Birmingham


"Anyone real here that actually talks cos all women I message apart from few friends r rude n damaged rite obnoxious "

Do you talk? You made 1 comment and then left the thread

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
40 weeks ago

Leeds

I'm definitely fake, rude, damaged and obnoxious.

Nice to meet you.

Mrs

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By *ravelling_WilburyMan
40 weeks ago

Beverley

Damaged

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By (user no longer on site)
40 weeks ago

OP the green arrow has not been kind as its shown some obnoxious posts from yourself which in turn has probably led to your message replies being obnoxious

You haven't done yourself any favours

Your also not using the site tools to present your best self.... or maybe it is your best self

Good luck though

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By (user no longer on site)
40 weeks ago

It’s like Skynet in here with the amount of robots replying. The end is near.

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By (user no longer on site)
40 weeks ago

Nope I'm a figment of everyones imagination

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By *opman121Man
40 weeks ago

stoke on trent

Some are some just playing at it

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By *tsOnlyMe1980Man
40 weeks ago

derby

Wow. That is going to work as a making you seem decent line, well done OP

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By *eiaorganaWoman
40 weeks ago

Dundee


"Anyone real here that actually talks cos all women I message apart from few friends r rude n damaged rite obnoxious "

Real? Yes. Would be interested in your profile if I lived in your area? No.

Not entertaining someone who doesn't meet your requirements isn't the same as being fake.

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By (user no longer on site)
40 weeks ago

Ladies should be flocking to you with the size of the balls you must have saying something like that in the forum. You should know that when you say things like that the people who you are talking about will be offended and start telling you that you won't get anywhere with that attitude. They'll tell you to make the effort to get to know people. This means putting in the same energy and time as you would for someone in a full time relationship. People on here don't like listening to men moan that they are hard work. Here's the secret, pretend you are trying to meet someone.spend weeks getting to know them ( be complementary, always and every day ) have lots and lots of time for social meets. Buy drinks and food and be a gentleman. Remember to be nice and smile and tell them how wonderful they look. After that you will be able to do it all again with another woman. And finally bear in mind that if you don't tell them something they want to hear then there's a thousand men on here that will.

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By *hoirCouple
40 weeks ago

Clacton/Bury St. Edmunds


"Anyone real here that actually talks cos all women I message apart from few friends r rude n damaged rite obnoxious "

We're all real here. Are you sure you are real?

Please tick the following box to verify you are not a robot

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By *he MinionMan
40 weeks ago

.


"I think I’m real but sometimes when I talk it’s as though no one can hear me, so I’m not sure. "

Pardon ?

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By *ehindHerEyesCouple
40 weeks ago

SomewhereOnlyWeKnow

The voices in my head tell me I am

Tinder

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By *uenevereWoman
40 weeks ago

Scunthorpe


"Anyone real here that actually talks cos all women I message apart from few friends r rude n damaged rite obnoxious "

Since you don't seem to have responded to anyone else, you probably won't read this but...

Most will look at a profile before the message. If the profile doesn't inspire them, then your message won't even get read.

You need to remember that the ladies on here have oodles of choice, and nobody is entitled to a reply to an unsolicited message.

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By *eroLondonMan
40 weeks ago

Mayfair

There is no one real here, OP, my dear chap. The women are more counterfeit than pretty fit and they offer dystopian fallopians with evil pathogens in their oestrogens. They're devilishly impish before they vanquish all the free-thinking men on here.

They have êyês that could sink battleships and capitulate us with their burgeoning hips. If you think this makes any sense I suggest you apologise and make recompense.

I'm fucked if I know what's going on anymore; I've settled down with a two-dollar whore who leaves me in peace and bothers me no more.

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By (user no longer on site)
40 weeks ago

OP...This is your 3rd thread in two days running women down on here.

Are you sure this is the right place for you.?

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By (user no longer on site)
40 weeks ago


"OP...This is your 3rd thread in two days running women down on here.

Are you sure this is the right place for you.?"

when the fun stops, stop.

OP, this place can be harsh if your not in a good headspace. It's like alcohol in that it exaggerates both our angels and demons.

The forums doubley so.

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By *ittlebirdWoman
40 weeks ago

The Big Smoke


"There is no one real here, OP, my dear chap. The women are more counterfeit than pretty fit and they offer dystopian fallopians with evil pathogens in their oestrogens. They're devilishly impish before they vanquish all the free-thinking men on here.

They have êyês that could sink battleships and capitulate us with their burgeoning hips. If you think this makes any sense I suggest you apologise and make recompense.

I'm fucked if I know what's going on anymore; I've settled down with a two-dollar whore who leaves me in peace and bothers me no more."

You promised you wouldn’t call me that

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
40 weeks ago

Central

Real.

OP - You'd be helped by having realistic expectations here. . It's very tough for you single men and the rest of us can get overwhelmed with messages and abuse. As most people are not mutually compatible, it will mean that most started chats get nowhere, they will reach a dead end. It's just a numbers thing. No reply= no thanks.

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By *ilverjagMan
40 weeks ago

swansea

When looking in the mirror this morning I'm sure that it was my face I was shaving, but I might have dreamed up the image.

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
40 weeks ago

Manchester-ish

You seem really familiar OP, did you used to have a previous profile Wilts-something? I would agree with the others who have said this place can be hard on your wellbeing and it's easy to spend too much time here. I would consider having a break from fab for a few days and do some real world stuff.

J

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By *he turned me GreyCouple
40 weeks ago

Warwick and Coventry


"Oh so now we are robot shaming as well! "

Nipples are better on robots

Mr

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By *hoirCouple
40 weeks ago

Clacton/Bury St. Edmunds


"Oh so now we are robot shaming as well! "

Only if they have a humiliation kink...

C

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By *ich1981 OP   Man
40 weeks ago

Salisbury


"OP the green arrow has not been kind as its shown some obnoxious posts from yourself which in turn has probably led to your message replies being obnoxious

You haven't done yourself any favours

Your also not using the site tools to present your best self.... or maybe it is your best self no I'm really nice genuine guy just looking for connection

Good luck though "

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By (user no longer on site)
40 weeks ago

I’m reel

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By *rill PhilMan
40 weeks ago

Crediton

Look at the responses he's got though! And what is it they say? There's no such thing as bad publicity!

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By *elloWoman
40 weeks ago

alpha centauri


"Anyone real here that actually talks cos all women I message apart from few friends r rude n damaged rite obnoxious "

I'm real, possibly damaged, I talk all the time but mostly to myself and my cats

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By (user no longer on site)
40 weeks ago


"I’m reel "

I mean real

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By *TG3Man
40 weeks ago

Dorchester

I've never came across any obnoxious women on here to be fair they're all lovely

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By *avexxMan
40 weeks ago

cheshire

run for them hills op

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By *iscean_dreamMan
40 weeks ago

Llanelli

Well this went well

Everyone I've spoken with or met has been lovely, maybe it's because I rub off on them

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By *elloWoman
40 weeks ago

alpha centauri


"Well this went well

Everyone I've spoken with or met has been lovely, maybe it's because I rub off on them "

I do like a good rubbing during a meet

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By (user no longer on site)
40 weeks ago


"Anyone real here that actually talks cos all women I message apart from few friends r rude n damaged rite obnoxious "

I like damaging a rude lady’s brown eye

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By *iscean_dreamMan
40 weeks ago

Llanelli


"Well this went well

Everyone I've spoken with or met has been lovely, maybe it's because I rub off on them

I do like a good rubbing during a meet "

They're always the best meets

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By *eroLondonMan
40 weeks ago

Mayfair


"There is no one real here, OP, my dear chap. The women are more counterfeit than pretty fit and they offer dystopian fallopians with evil pathogens in their oestrogens. They're devilishly impish before they vanquish all the free-thinking men on here.

They have êyês that could sink battleships and capitulate us with their burgeoning hips. If you think this makes any sense I suggest you apologise and make recompense.

I'm fucked if I know what's going on anymore; I've settled down with a two-dollar whore who leaves me in peace and bothers me no more.

·

You promised you wouldn’t call me that "

Apologies. If I do a GBP sterling equivalent you could be a one-pound forty-five pence harlot.

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By (user no longer on site)
40 weeks ago


"Anyone real here that actually talks cos all women I message apart from few friends r rude n damaged rite obnoxious "

It’s like buying a train ticket in Piccadilly

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By *weet LisaTV/TS
40 weeks ago

Crawley

The OP's playing the really nice genuine guy card.

In this thread though that's so funny.

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By *tsJustKateWoman
40 weeks ago

London


"Anyone real here that actually talks cos all women I message apart from few friends r rude n damaged rite obnoxious "

I wonder why lol

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By *radleyandRavenCouple
40 weeks ago

Herts

Oh sweet Lordy.

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By *he Flat CapsCouple
40 weeks ago

Pontypool

Two phrases.

Male privilege

Entitled (see above)

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By *ildo_swagginsthe3rdWoman
40 weeks ago

Wales


"Well this went well

Everyone I've spoken with or met has been lovely, maybe it's because I rub off on them "

Or rub on them

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By *ags73Man
40 weeks ago

glasgow-ish

No I’m a cardboard cutout

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By *exxyyDy11Man
40 weeks ago

North West

I'm an ET

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By *olgateSmileMan
40 weeks ago

London

Well, yes...

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By *ddie1966Man
40 weeks ago

Paper Town Central, Essex.

Oh dear, oh dear.

It's been my experience that not a single lady that's replied here is fake, rude or obnoxious.

Witty, sharp and don't suffer fools gladly is probably closer to the mark, and all have their bullshit radar turned up to 11..

I'd look a little closer to home to find a solution to your problem.

Ps.. my local friendly alien told me to write this.

Quack....

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By *napppaMan
40 weeks ago

London


"Anyone real here that actually talks cos all women I message apart from few friends r rude n damaged rite obnoxious "

Well isn't that a mystery?!?

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By *hoirCouple
40 weeks ago

Clacton/Bury St. Edmunds


"Anyone real here that actually talks cos all women I message apart from few friends r rude n damaged rite obnoxious

I'm real, possibly damaged, I talk all the time but mostly to myself and my cats"

Kitty!

C

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By *partharmonyCouple
40 weeks ago

Ruislip

We are a figment of your imagination.

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By *ark73XXXMan
40 weeks ago

North Staffs/South Cheshire


"Oh dear, oh dear.

It's been my experience that not a single lady that's replied here is fake, rude or obnoxious.

Witty, sharp and don't suffer fools gladly is probably closer to the mark, and all have their bullshit radar turned up to 11..

I'd look a little closer to home to find a solution to your problem.

Ps.. my local friendly alien told me to write this.

Quack...."

The knight in shining armour

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By *ave-and-LouiseCouple
40 weeks ago

Torquay

No we're definitely fake.

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By *izzy.miss.lizzyCouple
40 weeks ago

Pembrokeshire

we are as real as it gets!

shame some of the others arent

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By * F 2018Couple
40 weeks ago

shropshire

Are we real.....can I phone a friend, ask the audience, 50/50 ?

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By *avexxMan
40 weeks ago

cheshire

of course im real you silly sausage

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By (user no longer on site)
40 weeks ago


"Oh so now we are robot shaming as well! "

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By (user no longer on site)
40 weeks ago

Damaged right!!

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By *awpleasureMan
12 weeks ago

Sutton Coldfield

Real taxi or fake taxi?

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By *nya NeesWoman
12 weeks ago

Brum


"Real taxi or fake taxi?"

I love fake taxi almost as much as fake driving school 🤣

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By *iss_Juicy79Woman
12 weeks ago

Edinburgh

Op we are all robots killer ones so watch your back

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By *MattyMan
12 weeks ago

Naked coffee house near you - Wiltshire - Swindon

AI man here, does that mean I am real or fake and who knows lol

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By *reakbedsnotheartsMan
12 weeks ago

bedford


"Real taxi or fake taxi?

I love fake taxi almost as much as fake driving school 🤣"

What one would you rather be stared in

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By *nya NeesWoman
12 weeks ago

Brum


"Real taxi or fake taxi?

I love fake taxi almost as much as fake driving school 🤣

What one would you rather be stared in "

Ooh, can't I have both

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By *awpleasureMan
12 weeks ago

Sutton Coldfield


"Real taxi or fake taxi?

I love fake taxi almost as much as fake driving school 🤣"

I forgot about fake driving school. I found it more realistic. Thanks, I'm going to watch some of that later x

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By *he AmbassadorMan
12 weeks ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara


"Anyone real here that actually talks cos all women I message apart from few friends r rude n damaged rite obnoxious "
Damaged,

In what way OP??

I've a workshop full of tools and apparently I have magic hands or was that fingers,anyway, help a bro out here I might be able to fix em up and earn Bravo points in the process,,

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By *nya NeesWoman
12 weeks ago

Brum


"Real taxi or fake taxi?

I love fake taxi almost as much as fake driving school 🤣

I forgot about fake driving school. I found it more realistic. Thanks, I'm going to watch some of that later x"

There was a good one I saw the other night, it was a driving test with the instructor in the back .. I won't spoil it for you but damn 🤪

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By *awpleasureMan
12 weeks ago

Sutton Coldfield


"Real taxi or fake taxi?

I love fake taxi almost as much as fake driving school 🤣

I forgot about fake driving school. I found it more realistic. Thanks, I'm going to watch some of that later x

There was a good one I saw the other night, it was a driving test with the instructor in the back .. I won't spoil it for you but damn 🤪"

Can you PM me the title or link please x

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By *nya NeesWoman
12 weeks ago

Brum


"Real taxi or fake taxi?

I love fake taxi almost as much as fake driving school 🤣

I forgot about fake driving school. I found it more realistic. Thanks, I'm going to watch some of that later x

There was a good one I saw the other night, it was a driving test with the instructor in the back .. I won't spoil it for you but damn 🤪

Can you PM me the title or link please x"

Let me have a look 😁

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By *olinOfBathMan
12 weeks ago

Corsham

Error 317 purge and initialize

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By *lue Eyed JokerMan
12 weeks ago

Always on the move

I'm not real. Infact, I am the new AI FabBot. I only ever respond to messages with more questions and dick pics

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By *runette n JayCouple
12 weeks ago

bilston

OP you are your own version of adware!

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
12 weeks ago

Reading

Im AI

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By (user no longer on site)
12 weeks ago

“Pinching oneself” 😫

Yes, yes I’m very real 😂😂😂😂

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By (user no longer on site)
12 weeks ago

Real deal here

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By *ingle filthy red welshyMan
12 weeks ago

bromsgrove

I think I am or am I really a binary AI software made up of 1s and 0s made to speak to people on a swinging site.

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By *hatKlungeEnigmaMan
12 weeks ago

St Leonards

I'm as real as my dead mates, the 👽👽, and those pesky future humans.

That doesn't mean I'm real.

Or unreal.

Just equivalent.

Whilst being entirely different as well of course 🙃🙃🙃.

Hooe that helps .

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