FabSwingers.com forum: Reset your pussy

By *ickshawed OP Couple
35 weeks ago

Wolverhampton

A delightful gentleman has advised he has the ability to reset my pussy and clear past history. Obviously I'm interested.

But I'm also curious, how would the lounge fora go about this? Do you have the special skillz and toolz to make this happen?

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
35 weeks ago

Carlisle usually

I usually just take a nap for a reboot

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
35 weeks ago

North West

How will he wipe the cookies? I'm curious

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By (user no longer on site)
35 weeks ago

Botox and a jelly mould

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
35 weeks ago

Glasgow / London

Just turn it off and on again. You’ll be fine.

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By (user no longer on site)
35 weeks ago

Ctrl alt delete

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By *ickshawed OP Couple
35 weeks ago

Wolverhampton

"How will he wipe the cookies? I'm curious

Wet wipes?

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By *olden RatioWoman
35 weeks ago

Buckinghamshire

Press and hold the gooch to perform a factory reset.

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
35 weeks ago

East Sussex

I'm just

and actually lost for words.

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By *weet and SpiceCouple
35 weeks ago

Around the Midlands

Just when you think you've heard it all

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By *idlandiaMan
35 weeks ago

Birmingham

Pop your legs up on axle stands, then run your pussy in reverse until the numbers get back to zero.

If its a modern digital pussy, this won't work

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By *ea monkeyMan
35 weeks ago

Manchester (he/him)

These IT departments are getting ever more sophisticated

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
35 weeks ago

East Sussex

I wonder if he meant he's so good that you'll forget every previous partner

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By *ickshawed OP Couple
35 weeks ago

Wolverhampton

"Press and hold the gooch to perform a factory reset."

Does he need to find the G spot for this? I don't have all day.

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By (user no longer on site)
35 weeks ago

If there's a button to press I wouldn't be trusting a guy to find it.

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
35 weeks ago

Manchester-ish

A hard reset is usually more effective than a soft one.

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By *edeWoman
35 weeks ago

the abyss

So would that make you a virgin again?

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By *ickshawed OP Couple
35 weeks ago

Wolverhampton

"Pop your legs up on axle stands, then run your pussy in reverse until the numbers get back to zero.

If its a modern digital pussy, this won't work "

Mine's definitely old school

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By *eliWoman
35 weeks ago

No idea. I've had a cockorcism though, even got anointed at the end.

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By *amie HantsWoman
35 weeks ago

Atlantis

As in turn it off and back on again? I do that 10 times over just from logging on fab and reading my messages

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By *rispyDuckMan
35 weeks ago

Chinese Takeaway near you

Apparently if you go to church & repent, it’s an automatic factory reset lol

What is a “Church”?

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By *ickshawed OP Couple
35 weeks ago

Wolverhampton

"Apparently if you go to church & repent, it’s an automatic factory reset lol

What is a “Church”?"

Isn't that the place where you get on your knees when the smartly dressed man tells you to?

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By *eroLondonMan
35 weeks ago

Mayfair

I usually press CUNTROL-ALT-DEL to reset and reboot back to Fuctory Settings.

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By *rispyDuckMan
35 weeks ago

Chinese Takeaway near you

Also heard if you get a perfect score at karaoke sing ‘Like a virgin by Madonna’ it’s an automatic factory reset lol

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
35 weeks ago

Southampton

"I usually press CUNTROL-ALT-DEL to reset and reboot back to Fuctory Settings."

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By *hristopherd999Man
35 weeks ago

Brentwood

Change your password

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By *adyBugsWoman
35 weeks ago

cognito

I have nothing funny to add, a lot of these answers made me snort my tea while laughing

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By *inger_SnapWoman
35 weeks ago

Hampshire/Dorset

Once you get past 40 you tend to forget past experience anyways

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By *oodmessMan
35 weeks ago

yumsville

Could he want to pack it up, take it on holiday and give it a drink of sangria

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By *ig1gaz1Man
35 weeks ago

bradford

id have replied back with

you do realise that there is a reset button for males as well

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By (user no longer on site)
35 weeks ago

Power flush with a big dick inside you

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By (user no longer on site)
35 weeks ago

Plug in Diagnostic tester and eliminate faults one at a time.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
35 weeks ago

North West

"How will he wipe the cookies? I'm curious

Wet wipes? "

Nah, curtains

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By *etal and KinkMan
35 weeks ago

Malice

Stick a pencil through the hole and turn it until the tape is tight again

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By *ittlebirdWoman
35 weeks ago

The Big Smoke

This is a challenge I would be up for… but I have a feeling it wouldn’t quite work

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By *zeroMan
35 weeks ago

Glasgow

"Once you get past 40 you tend to forget past experience anyways"

Not if he can make her pussy take a screenshot

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By *ansoffateMan
35 weeks ago

Sagittarius A

sudo bash -c

You need root privileges.

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By (user no longer on site)
35 weeks ago

He will hold down the clit, it's the reset button. Thought everyone knew ahaha

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By *arley QuimWoman
35 weeks ago

Somewhere

I've put a lot of time and effort into building up my pussy history. If someone tried to delete all that I'd be fuming

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By *iaisonseekerMan
35 weeks ago

Liverpool

"I've put a lot of time and effort into building up my pussy history. If someone tried to delete all that I'd be fuming "

Back it up on the cloud

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By *ickawitchCouple
35 weeks ago

Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you)

Does it have a reset button. I’ve only just found the scream button haha

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By *ickshawed OP Couple
35 weeks ago

Wolverhampton

"I've put a lot of time and effort into building up my pussy history. If someone tried to delete all that I'd be fuming "

Have you saved a list of favourites?

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By (user no longer on site)
35 weeks ago

Presumably he’s talking about releasing trauma through a yoni/tantric/sacred massage.

It’s not as simple as resetting it, so he’s a chancer

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By (user no longer on site)
35 weeks ago

"Presumably he’s talking about releasing trauma through a yoni/tantric/sacred massage.

It’s not as simple as resetting it, so he’s a chancer "

Also aware, this is the least funny reply on this thread

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
35 weeks ago

Essex

What if we don’t want resetting?

I just set up files for good, average & dear god do not come near me ever again.

I find an external hard drive useful. Not a thumb drive though….

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
35 weeks ago

North West

Reformat it. Like a 3.5" floppy.

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By *illan-KillashMan
35 weeks ago

London/Sussex/Surrey/Berks/Hants

"Reformat it. Like a 3.5" floppy. "

I feel seen.....

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By *arley QuimWoman
35 weeks ago

Somewhere

"I've put a lot of time and effort into building up my pussy history. If someone tried to delete all that I'd be fuming

Back it up on the cloud "

Pfft, can't ever bloody find anything again on there. I'll stick to my old tech

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By *odgerMooreMan
35 weeks ago

Nowhere

Look around the eyes not into the eyes around the eyes and boom - you're a virgin…

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By *ixieAndHerKingCouple
35 weeks ago

Debauchery

I just snorted my shandy at these replies!

Thread of the day!

Cherry x

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
35 weeks ago

Glasgow / London

"You need root privileges."

*snort*

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