FabSwingers.com forum: What are you looking for?

By (user no longer on site) OP
35 weeks ago

If you had a fab genie and they could grant your perfect fab scenario what would it be?

Mine: A discreet curvy older woman married but doesn’t get any from her husband so comes on fab looking for younger black men.

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By *ex HolesMan
35 weeks ago

Up North

It would be Granny Crumpet dropping her filters whilst bumming Babs

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By *ubcdverykinkyMan
35 weeks ago

Bourne lincs

A good spanking then fucking today pls

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By *elloWoman
35 weeks ago

alpha centauri

I'd get the genie to assemble all the fab men , leather bound and gagged, I can pick the ones I want to keep in my own personal hareem. I'd also allow the women of fab to rent the men like a library based system because I'm not mean I don't mind sharing.

Just googled it and apparently male harem keeping is call polygyny, so genie get your magic working

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By (user no longer on site) OP
35 weeks ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP
35 weeks ago

Just googled it and apparently male harem keeping is call polygyny, so genie get your magic working "

I’m very sure there are men that are up for this

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By *eroLondonMan
35 weeks ago

Mayfair

I would want my Fåb Genïe to recreate an episode of Bruce Forsyth's "Play Your Cards Right", and utter the iconic catchphrase "OK dollies do your dealing!".

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By *ornucopiaMan
35 weeks ago

Bexley

"If you had a fab genie and they could grant your perfect fab scenario what would it be?

Mine: A discreet curvy older woman married but doesn’t get any from her

husband so comes on fab looking for younger black men.

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You would appear to be on the winning side. I would assume that the ratio of curvy older men looking for a young black chick is nowhere like as favourable to said gentlemen.

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By *ornucopiaMan
35 weeks ago

Bexley

I forgot to add the line about not getting it from their wives (to complete the comparison).

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By *lexm87Man
35 weeks ago

Various

Someone who replies to messages.

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By *ornucopiaMan
35 weeks ago

Bexley

"Someone who replies to messages. "

Received wisdom from an ajacent thread is that they would if they are interested!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
35 weeks ago

"If you had a fab genie and they could grant your perfect fab scenario what would it be?

Mine: A discreet curvy older woman married but doesn’t get any from her

husband so comes on fab looking for younger black men.

You would appear to be on the winning side. I would assume that the ratio of curvy older men looking for a young black chick is nowhere like as favourable to said gentlemen."

I think you have an advantage over me. Women like older men on here rather than chubby black men. Just observation

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By (user no longer on site) OP
35 weeks ago

"Someone who replies to messages. "

Keep going bro. We are in the same boat. I would do another thread for men to share tips or encouragement but we’d only be seen as moaning.

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By *ilthycoupleabzCouple
35 weeks ago

Aberdeen

"Someone who replies to messages.

Keep going bro. We are in the same boat. I would do another thread for men to share tips or encouragement but we’d only be seen as moaning. "

I don't think its seen as moaning, just it is so frequent it becomes tedious seeing the same thing.

You know that you aren't entitled to a response. It is infuriating as a woman to keep seeing men complain that their expectation isn't being met.

A thread looking at positives or things men can change themselves eg sharing tips on keeping your self confidence intact with blank rejection, good message titles/openers, when to take a wee break when it is too much, how to make contact and express interest at socials/forums/messages without appearing creepy etc

Just my own opinion on it.

MrsAbz

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
35 weeks ago

Manchester-ish

"Someone who replies to messages.

Keep going bro. We are in the same boat. I would do another thread for men to share tips or encouragement but we’d only be seen as moaning.

I don't think its seen as moaning, just it is so frequent it becomes tedious seeing the same thing.

You know that you aren't entitled to a response. It is infuriating as a woman to keep seeing men complain that their expectation isn't being met.

Just my own opinion on it.

MrsAbz

I just came here to say that and you've beaten me to it. If you're not getting replies and you've got a silhouette profile pic there's one easy thing you can change.

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
35 weeks ago

Manchester-ish

Back to the OP's question. Someone I've fancied at an organised social messages to say it's mutual and that they have a gorgeous hotel room and it's on a date I'm available.

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
35 weeks ago

Leeds

That I messaged J above with a date for us all a hotel.

Mrs

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
35 weeks ago

Leeds

And 28 ladies to join me & the Mr for an evening of debauchery

Mrs

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
35 weeks ago

Carlisle usually

Well.

Now it's an invite to J&B and the Knights hotel room.

Might need a suite at this rate though

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By (user no longer on site)
35 weeks ago

The hotel room next to a suite where a hell of a lot of women are staying.

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By (user no longer on site)
35 weeks ago

Oh easy!

2 hot bi guys who fancy me and each other. In a hotel room. Uninterrupted. For an entire evening. Please!

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By (user no longer on site)
35 weeks ago

"Oh easy!

2 hot bi guys who fancy me and each other. In a hotel room. Uninterrupted. For an entire evening. Please!

Same as her^

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By (user no longer on site)
35 weeks ago

"Oh easy!

2 hot bi guys who fancy me and each other. In a hotel room. Uninterrupted. For an entire evening. Please!

Same as her^"

Though maybe just for 2-3hours.

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
35 weeks ago

Manchester-ish

This hotel suite with the Knights and Prey? In.

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
35 weeks ago

Southampton

"Oh easy!

2 hot bi guys who fancy me and each other. In a hotel room. Uninterrupted. For an entire evening. Please!

Ooh hot !

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By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS
35 weeks ago

chichester

Single woman into a trans woman like me that also likes getting out and about together for nude beaches / clubs and just mooching about

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By *moothandslimMan
35 weeks ago

North Walsham

To be spanked and used by a bi couple.

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By *etal and KinkMan
35 weeks ago

Malice

For a profile switch.

men would have thier inboxes flooded with messages, dick pics, abuse when it doesn't work, and have to write profiles full of rules.

women would have to search every profile on the site trying to find one with enough information in to be able to start a conversation with, and get ignored 90% of the time.

Just for one freaky Friday

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By (user no longer on site)
35 weeks ago

A single guy who wants no strings fun has his own place and likes to chill as well as have fun

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By *ullsfan77Man
35 weeks ago

Torquay

"For a profile switch.

men would have thier inboxes flooded with messages, dick pics, abuse when it doesn't work, and have to write profiles full of rules.

women would have to search every profile on the site trying to find one with enough information in to be able to start a conversation with, and get ignored 90% of the time.

Just for one freaky Friday"

Love this! So true!

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By *ullsfan77Man
35 weeks ago

Torquay

A local lady-late 30s to late 40s-who can get her head around being an FWB and my wife knowing about it and in turn my wife having her own FWB. Someone I could just pop up the road to-go out for a drink and sit there setting the world to rights. A kind and smiley disposition is great too.

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By *ullsfan77Man
35 weeks ago

Torquay

Oh and a Torquay United fan would be a bonus too-however I have now discovered a tolerance for Exeter and Plymouth fans.

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By (user no longer on site)
35 weeks ago

"For a profile switch.

men would have thier inboxes flooded with messages, dick pics, abuse when it doesn't work, and have to write profiles full of rules.

women would have to search every profile on the site trying to find one with enough information in to be able to start a conversation with, and get ignored 90% of the time.

Just for one freaky Friday

Love this! So true!"

Errr many women do this anyway. Except we write messages with our brains, not our penis.

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By (user no longer on site)
35 weeks ago

"For a profile switch.

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Errr many women do this anyway. Except we write messages with our brains, not our penis. "

Have you actually tried to type with your penis? Because I have, and it’s harder than it looks.

We can’t get any praise for anything in here.

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
35 weeks ago

Leeds

"Well.

Now it's an invite to J&B and the Knights hotel room.

Might need a suite at this rate though

Ok now this!!

Mrs

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By *ermite12ukMan
35 weeks ago

Solihull and Brentwood

A probably slightly insane, blind, lady whose Labrador, doesn't have a keen sense of smell.

A lady that likes to have fun. Enjoys wearing lingerie, especially stockings and isn't on here primarily for sex. (But it would help lol.)

Also helps if she can spot an idiot masquerading as a gent from 50 yards and enjoys giving as well as taking, winding up said 'idiot.'

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By (user no longer on site)
35 weeks ago

For everyone’s profile pic to be a live straight on full body and face pic of them exactly as they are now…

Saves on a lot of the flirting

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By (user no longer on site)
35 weeks ago

"For everyone’s profile pic to be a live straight on full body and face pic of them exactly as they are now…

Saves on a lot of the flirting

This would put an end to my already non existent sex life.

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By *lowupdollTV/TS
35 weeks ago

Herts/Beds/Lomdon

Nothing.

And I found it.

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By *amie HantsWoman
35 weeks ago

Atlantis

Someone feeling charitable who will throw me a pity shag

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