FabSwingers.com forum: So what makes a good profile?

By (user no longer on site) OP
36 weeks ago

Now this is completely personal we all have things we look for and clearly the site is limited to what you can do but for people what makes a good profile?

What would you expect to see?

Is there any immediate turn offs?

And what makes a good profile picture?

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By *ohn.Wick.Man
36 weeks ago

The Continental

So many different things are important to so many different people, that you’d never please everyone all of the time.

A decent blurb, that’s not a bunch of soundbites that others wanna see.

Decent, clear, and up to date pic’s.

A decent attitude to the approach here.

Do that, probably won’t go far wrong.

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By *histle do nicelyMan
36 weeks ago

Glasgow South

I like humour. And good spelling.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
36 weeks ago

little house on the praire

Good information. What your looking for, what you have to offer. Something original

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By *allipygousMan
36 weeks ago

Leicester

One where you fancy the person in the pics and the description of the person they are looking for matches you exactly, and from what they say about themselves they are precisely what you are looking for.

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By *lowupdollTV/TS
36 weeks ago

Herts/Beds/Lomdon

I’d sum it as as…effort.

It’s clear (to me) when someone has put thought and time in, tweaked it, added good photos, comes across as a full fledged human being.

Or not.

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By *ife NinjaMan
36 weeks ago

Dunfermline

Boobs

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By *melia DominaTV/TS
36 weeks ago

Edinburgh (She/Her)

Certainly not mine

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By *ucka39Man
36 weeks ago

Newcastle

What would you expect to see?

Effort made, being open and creative

Is there any immediate turn offs?

Fill in later

And what makes a good profile picture?

Being in it, either dressed smartly, kinky, actually being creative

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By *ivemealadybonerWoman
36 weeks ago

somewhere

A profile that makes me giggle always make me sit up and notice, someone that (on their profile which is obviously first impression) is funny and don't take life too seriously gets my attention x

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
36 weeks ago

Leeds

A bit of effort.

Pics that show enough to guage attraction & bio that gives an idea what your looking for/has to offer.

Turn offs - close up genital pics.

Mrs

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By *TG3Man
36 weeks ago

Dorchester

Words written about you and what you are looking for, humour, personality and 10 cock pics minimum

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By *sus82Man
36 weeks ago

I've written mine in my personality I like a laugh and take the piss ... so if I ever meet someone they can expect that ... worse thing to come across super serious and then be a bit stupid ....

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By *he turned me GreyCouple
36 weeks ago

Warwick and Coventry

Dick pics dick pics more dick pics no bio

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By *issmorganWoman
36 weeks ago

Calderdale innit

Turn off no public pics and not much text

Or more of other people in the pics than them.

Turn on good pics that leave something the imagination and a decent write up so I know what they're looking for and if we'd be compatible or not.

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By *ot to giggleWoman
36 weeks ago

Coventry

nice pics - not just cock - write up that expresses who you are - I like humour - not that you would know it , you wont please everyone but you need to be yourself

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By *edeWoman
36 weeks ago

the abyss

Personally I like to understand a bit about their personality from the profile whether that's from text and or photos.

Preferably not just hundreds of genital pics

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By (user no longer on site)
36 weeks ago

"I’d sum it as as…effort.

It’s clear (to me) when someone has put thought and time in, tweaked it, added good photos, comes across as a full fledged human being.

Or not. "

Agree with this!!! So many also seem to have their profile up for a day with "will complete later" and expect instant fun. I'll reply "later" if you sort your profile out.

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By *eadinthecloudsMan
36 weeks ago

Manchester

I love seeing a profile that has a vibe. It can be anything. Some you can see they’re going for humour with the photos. Others they’re trying to emphasise an aspect of the personality in the way their bio is written.

If it’s all on brand then it’s awesome.

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By *ittlebirdWoman
36 weeks ago

The Big Smoke

I only ever respond to the ones that say “fill in later”

Because it sounds like a promise to me…

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By *quirrel!Man
36 weeks ago

Nearby

Dick pics and a list of Do’s and Don’t’s!

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By *quirrel!Man
36 weeks ago

Nearby

TBH a friendly, caring sounding person with kinks and a beautiful smiling face! x

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By *ealitybitesMan
36 weeks ago

Belfast

Effort and consistency

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By *oveToPlay.Couple
36 weeks ago

Yorkshire

Interesting bio, not war and peace but a lovely introduction into what you're looking for, what you can bring to the table, with some sprinkles of your personality too. Banter and making me giggle definitely gets our attention.

Realistic age range that you're looking for. 18-99 is a little bit of a put off.

Tasteful pics. And if you're a couple please, please make sure you have pics of you both.

Don't display the Sydney blah blah thingy

Just my own personal preference, I think everyone should create whatever profile they want, but expect to attract what you display

S xxx

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
36 weeks ago

Leeds

Can’t go wrong with a gaping arsehole.

The mr

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By (user no longer on site)
36 weeks ago

Be hot, have hot pics, don't be a dick in your bio.

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By *he turned me GreyCouple
36 weeks ago

Warwick and Coventry

"Can’t go wrong with a gaping arsehole.

The mr "

Especially if its hairy as fuck with winits

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By *rs Myvanwy Scarlet-BlackTV/TS
36 weeks ago

hot wife

Good Photos what your looking for none of that Sidney shit or fill in later

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By *ags73Man
36 weeks ago

glasgow-ish

"Be hot, have hot pics, don't be a dick in your bio.

That.

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By (user no longer on site)
36 weeks ago

Always amuses me when I see that age group hasn't been updated. I mean there might be se that are into 18 year olds AND WW2 vets but it would quite the scene haha

And think of the poor old buggers and their hips

You'd need a medic on standby

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By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS
36 weeks ago

chichester

Lots of boobs in pics

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By (user no longer on site)
36 weeks ago

It's up, I'm so sorry Midnight and....the world haha

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By *rs Myvanwy Scarlet-BlackTV/TS
36 weeks ago

hot wife

"Lots of boobs in pics

"
you had too I'm loving your boobs you might very jealous

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By (user no longer on site)
36 weeks ago

A hot sexy chick. Some hot intriguing text which includes the love for Disney films, live two streets away and loves guys that are 40 something (yes, 48 is 40 something

)

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By (user no longer on site)
36 weeks ago

Humour, spelling, classy pics

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By *sus82Man
36 weeks ago

"Humour, spelling, classy pics

What's classy ? Is my bible picture classy as I think the rest is humour

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By *ags73Man
36 weeks ago

glasgow-ish

"yadda yadda yadda..

loves guys that are 40 something (yes, 48 is 40 something

)

Late 40’s..

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By *lowupdollTV/TS
36 weeks ago

Herts/Beds/Lomdon

"yadda yadda yadda..

loves guys that are 40 something (yes, 48 is 40 something

)

Late 40’s..

Like..nearly 50 even

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By *ags73Man
36 weeks ago

glasgow-ish

"yadda yadda yadda..

loves guys that are 40 something (yes, 48 is 40 something

)

Late 40’s..

Like..nearly 50 even "

Nudging close to it

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By (user no longer on site)
35 weeks ago

"yadda yadda yadda..

loves guys that are 40 something (yes, 48 is 40 something

)

Late 40’s..

Like..nearly 50 even

Nudging close to it "

Haha. This place is harsh !

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By *issBellaWoman
35 weeks ago

Wales

"1. No dick pics (has BJ photos)

2. Face pics on first message

3. Must be certain height

4. Don't ask me how I am

5. Must wear only a certain cologne.

6. No sock pics.

7. Must have a high IQ

8. Must pay for the hotel, food and my transport

9. Must be able to fuck me whilst standing on your head and making me a 3 course meal, because I can fuck anyone here"

10. My pet hamster when I was 10 was called smokey so put smokey in the message subject so I know you've read all the rules, just for me to delete and block you"

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By (user no longer on site)
35 weeks ago

""1. No dick pics (has BJ photos)

2. Face pics on first message

3. Must be certain height

4. Don't ask me how I am

5. Must wear only a certain cologne.

6. No sock pics.

7. Must have a high IQ

8. Must pay for the hotel, food and my transport

9. Must be able to fuck me whilst standing on your head and making me a 3 course meal, because I can fuck anyone here"

10. My pet hamster when I was 10 was called smokey so put smokey in the message subject so I know you've read all the rules, just for me to delete and block you"

Thanks to the recent sock pic, I’m now only 5/10 ffs

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By *issBellaWoman
35 weeks ago

Wales

""1. No dick pics (has BJ photos)

2. Face pics on first message

3. Must be certain height

4. Don't ask me how I am

5. Must wear only a certain cologne.

6. No sock pics.

7. Must have a high IQ

8. Must pay for the hotel, food and my transport

9. Must be able to fuck me whilst standing on your head and making me a 3 course meal, because I can fuck anyone here"

10. My pet hamster when I was 10 was called smokey so put smokey in the message subject so I know you've read all the rules, just for me to delete and block you"

Thanks to the recent sock pic, I’m now only 5/10 ffs

You didn't put smokey in your reply

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By (user no longer on site)
35 weeks ago

""1. No dick pics (has BJ photos)

2. Face pics on first message

3. Must be certain height

4. Don't ask me how I am

5. Must wear only a certain cologne.

6. No sock pics.

7. Must have a high IQ

8. Must pay for the hotel, food and my transport

9. Must be able to fuck me whilst standing on your head and making me a 3 course meal, because I can fuck anyone here"

10. My pet hamster when I was 10 was called smokey so put smokey in the message subject so I know you've read all the rules, just for me to delete and block you"

Thanks to the recent sock pic, I’m now only 5/10 ffs

Sock pics work for me woody. You maybe got them on the wrong feet?

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
35 weeks ago

Staffordshire

Sarcasm.

Tasteful humour.

Great legs.

Any hint of them taking themselves or meeting people too seriously pops my balloon.

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By *ools and the brainCouple
35 weeks ago

couple, us we him her.

Free cake

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By (user no longer on site)
35 weeks ago

""1. No dick pics (has BJ photos)

2. Face pics on first message

3. Must be certain height

4. Don't ask me how I am

5. Must wear only a certain cologne.

6. No sock pics.

7. Must have a high IQ

8. Must pay for the hotel, food and my transport

9. Must be able to fuck me whilst standing on your head and making me a 3 course meal, because I can fuck anyone here"

10. My pet hamster when I was 10 was called smokey so put smokey in the message subject so I know you've read all the rules, just for me to delete and block you"

Thanks to the recent sock pic, I’m now only 5/10 ffs

You didn't put smokey in your reply

Sorry. I was wanking at the time.

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By *issBellaWoman
35 weeks ago

Wales

""1. No dick pics (has BJ photos)

2. Face pics on first message

3. Must be certain height

4. Don't ask me how I am

5. Must wear only a certain cologne.

6. No sock pics.

7. Must have a high IQ

8. Must pay for the hotel, food and my transport

9. Must be able to fuck me whilst standing on your head and making me a 3 course meal, because I can fuck anyone here"

10. My pet hamster when I was 10 was called smokey so put smokey in the message subject so I know you've read all the rules, just for me to delete and block you"

Thanks to the recent sock pic, I’m now only 5/10 ffs

You didn't put smokey in your reply

Sorry. I was wanking at the time. "

Forgiven

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By *ittle Miss TinkerbellWoman
35 weeks ago

your head

Effort and honesty. A bit of time and forethought into what you are looking for and what you can offer. A sense of humour and a great bum pic

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By (user no longer on site)
35 weeks ago

Aaaaaannnnnddd watch every guy here try to turn into comedians on their bios

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By *TG3Man
35 weeks ago

Dorchester

""1. No dick pics (has BJ photos)

2. Face pics on first message

3. Must be certain height

4. Don't ask me how I am

5. Must wear only a certain cologne.

6. No sock pics.

7. Must have a high IQ

8. Must pay for the hotel, food and my transport

9. Must be able to fuck me whilst standing on your head and making me a 3 course meal, because I can fuck anyone here"

10. My pet hamster when I was 10 was called smokey so put smokey in the message subject so I know you've read all the rules, just for me to delete and block you"

"
lol

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By *ools and the brainCouple
35 weeks ago

couple, us we him her.

Problem is women's expectations are far higher than the reality,even if guy's jump through all the hoops and follow profile advice it's still no guarantee of success.

It's just about being right place right time.

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By (user no longer on site)
35 weeks ago

"Sarcasm.

Tasteful humour.

Great legs.

Any hint of them taking themselves or meeting people too seriously pops my balloon."

How do you meet someone seriously? Should I wear a monocle?

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By *TG3Man
35 weeks ago

Dorchester

"Sarcasm.

Tasteful humour.

Great legs.

Any hint of them taking themselves or meeting people too seriously pops my balloon.

How do you meet someone seriously? Should I wear a monocle? "
why have you only got one bad eye?

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By (user no longer on site)
35 weeks ago

"Sarcasm.

Tasteful humour.

Great legs.

Any hint of them taking themselves or meeting people too seriously pops my balloon.

How do you meet someone seriously? Should I wear a monocle? why have you only got one bad eye?

I can’t afford a full pair.

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By *TG3Man
35 weeks ago

Dorchester

"Sarcasm.

Tasteful humour.

Great legs.

Any hint of them taking themselves or meeting people too seriously pops my balloon.

How do you meet someone seriously? Should I wear a monocle? why have you only got one bad eye?

I can’t afford a full pair. "
lol I'll lend you some

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By *ellhungvweMan
35 weeks ago

Cheltenham

Instant turn offs: 420, bb and silhouettes

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By (user no longer on site)
35 weeks ago

"Sarcasm.

Tasteful humour.

Great legs.

Any hint of them taking themselves or meeting people too seriously pops my balloon.

How do you meet someone seriously? Should I wear a monocle? why have you only got one bad eye?

I can’t afford a full pair. lol I'll lend you some

Save money. Just tell me what we are looking at.

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By *ittle Miss TinkerbellWoman
35 weeks ago

your head

"Problem is women's expectations are far higher than the reality,even if guy's jump through all the hoops and follow profile advice it's still no guarantee of success.

It's just about being right place right time.

Of course its not, it's about attraction and compatibility too. You can't force those things even with a great profile but surely no one is expecting that to be the case?

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By *dam1971Man
35 weeks ago

Bedford

"Problem is women's expectations are far higher than the reality,even if guy's jump through all the hoops and follow profile advice it's still no guarantee of success.

It's just about being right place right time.

You mean when she’s utterly desperate?

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By *TG3Man
35 weeks ago

Dorchester

"Sarcasm.

Tasteful humour.

Great legs.

Any hint of them taking themselves or meeting people too seriously pops my balloon.

How do you meet someone seriously? Should I wear a monocle? why have you only got one bad eye?

I can’t afford a full pair. lol I'll lend you some

Save money. Just tell me what we are looking at.

"
lol i expect you've seen the one that appeals to me

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By (user no longer on site)
35 weeks ago

"Sarcasm.

Tasteful humour.

Great legs.

Any hint of them taking themselves or meeting people too seriously pops my balloon.

How do you meet someone seriously? Should I wear a monocle? why have you only got one bad eye?

I can’t afford a full pair. lol I'll lend you some

Save money. Just tell me what we are looking at.

lol i expect you've seen the one that appeals to me

Is it a woman?

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By *TG3Man
35 weeks ago

Dorchester

"Sarcasm.

Tasteful humour.

Great legs.

Any hint of them taking themselves or meeting people too seriously pops my balloon.

How do you meet someone seriously? Should I wear a monocle? why have you only got one bad eye?

I can’t afford a full pair. lol I'll lend you some

Save money. Just tell me what we are looking at.

lol i expect you've seen the one that appeals to me

Is it a woman?

"
lol

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By *eadinthecloudsMan
35 weeks ago

Manchester

I nice conspiracy theory goes a long way.

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By *agneto.Man
35 weeks ago

Bham

Cock pic over the toilet.

Preferably before flushing.

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